Participating in the romance show, this little fresh meat is too down-to-earth

Chapter 253 "Doraemon" and "Ah Shuai" are out!The Golden Sentence Making Machine Turned Bad!

Can you hear the subtext in Pei Jingshu's words?
Every time, when Gu Huai'an wanted to do something, Pei Jingshu's first reaction was not to refuse, but to tell him and remind him that there was still a camera.

And what is the subtext in the sentence "with a camera"?
It is impossible to do this with a lens, so is it possible to do this without a lens?
Before Gu Huai'an said that what she wanted to touch was not her hands but other places. She said that it was not possible with a camera, so can she touch it without a camera?

Now when Gu Huai'an has a camera, he merged two beds to make it clear that he wants to sleep in the same bed with Pei Jingshu. Pei Jingshu reminds him that he has a camera. Does that mean that if there is no camera, he can sleep in the same bed?
realize these...

"Ahhhh!!!"

Those audiences were really sour, and those fans were going to explode in place!

This is worse than sharks, isn't it!
It's really better to just hit the shark with a knife and they got it!
"no……"

What left everyone speechless the most was that Gu Huai'an even asked the staff of the program team, saying:

"What time is it, are you still shutting down the broadcast?"

Even if "Crystal Love Season" was a live broadcast, it would be closed at the end of the day. It's a good thing for them, they have no intention of closing the broadcast at all.

The staff is indifferent and does not reply.

joke!

It's the most exciting time, the broadcast is off at this time, are you kidding me?
Gu Huaian rolled his eyes helplessly, so he had no choice but to help Pei Jingshu put her luggage first.

She has quite a lot of things, and she needs to use a lot at night, not to mention anything else, she has to remove makeup, wash, do skin care and so on.

"Have you eaten tonight?"

Let's see her tidy up, Gu Huai'an can't help much, he usually doesn't put on makeup or skin care, just wash his face and he's done.

It's quite late now, it's already past eleven o'clock in the evening, Gu Huai'an sang and danced on the stage tonight, and helped Pei Jingshu carry the luggage for a long way, exhausting a lot of energy, obviously already at night After eating, he was still a little hungry.

"Eat it."

Pei Jingshu replied softly, she was not hungry.

"What are you eating?" Gu Huai'an was curious.

"Cucumber." Pei Jingshu said pitifully.

"Well, what else?" Gu Huai'an thought there was something else.

But she looked at Gu Huai'an with very pure and innocent eyes, and said:
"No more."

"You just ate a cucumber?" Gu Huai'an couldn't help feeling a little distressed.

He knew about Pei Jingshu's control of her figure. In fact, she was more ruthless than many female stars. Otherwise, where did she come from such a white, glowing, delicate, elf-like state?
Just look at how skinny she is...

"Um……"

Pei Jingshuzhen nodded lightly, in fact, she couldn't feel it unless others said it, but when others said it, she felt that she was... really pitiful?
Gu Huai'an shook his head, and hugged Pei Jingshu with some distress.

Pei Jingshu smiled and was about to say that she was used to this kind of life, when Gu Huai'an's voice like a thief suddenly came from her ear:

"Your sister and the others should go to rest, right?"

"Ah... ah?"

Pei Jingshu was stunned for a moment, but she didn't realize what Gu Huai'an meant, she just replied subconsciously:

"Should...you should all go to rest."

Recently, Pei Ya has not been so strict with Pei Jingshu, maybe she knows she can't control her, so she didn't stop Pei Jingshu even if she wanted to share a room with Gu Huai'an at night.

Of course, the main thing is to know that nothing will happen even if the two of them sleep in the same room at the show, Gu Huai'an is not out of his mind.

"Okay, then you can take off your makeup first..."

Gu Huai'an nodded, said a few words, and ran to the kitchen.

Pei Jingshu asked with a question mark, not knowing what Gu Huai'an meant...

Their family has a kitchen. This program is called "Hello Life Partner". It focuses on a lifestyle, and every family has its own bathroom and kitchen.

Although Gu Huai'an hasn't used it yet, it's not that he can't use it.

It is worth mentioning that the sponsor of the gas stove is still the original sponsor of "Crystal Love Season".

When the camera came to Gu Huai'an, the old Lu raised his hand and took out two packs of braised beef instant noodles from the cabinet!

"...Jiang Mama's words, you kid, don't worry about it!"

The audience couldn't stand it anymore, everyone didn't know when this old Lu hid two packs of instant noodles again!
This side...

It wasn't bought during the day either.

It was brought in the suitcase when Gu Huai'an came.

When I record programs, I often record until midnight. If I’m hungry, I can get some supper. It’s convenient.

It is worth mentioning that Gu Huai'an also brought a canned luncheon meat.

"Goooooooooooo..."

In the middle of the night, on the stove in the kitchen, the bright red braised beef instant noodles in the pot were boiling, the hot bubbles were constantly bubbling, and there were two pure white poached eggs floating on it...

The cut lunch meat just sits in a bowl on the side.

This picture really makes people feel like their index finger is moving.

"...I never thought that I would be greedy by a pack of instant noodles at night!"

Some viewers are beginning to be envious. People who release poison late at night are the most hateful.

Of course, there are occasional viewers who say that Gu Huai’an really hasn’t changed. It’s been almost a year since he became popular like this, but Supper is still such a cheap and "unhealthy" instant noodle...

Talent.

Pei Jingshu didn't take off her makeup quickly, and Gu Huai'an didn't cook it very fast either. It was about the time when Gu Huai'an finished cooking the noodles and took it home, Pei Jingshu just finished taking off her makeup.

Originally, Pei Jingshu didn't know what Gu Huai'an was doing, but when she opened the door and looked at Gu Huai'an who was holding two bowls of delicious instant noodles...

I was a little touched at the time.

She has grown up so big, and she seems to have never had such a thing as "night snack" in her memory. She was not allowed to eat at home since she was a child, and there is no such thing as controlling her figure after work.

The family cared about her upbringing, her sister cared about her body management, and only Gu Huai'an cared about whether she was hungry or not.

She finally understood why Gu Huai'an asked her sister that she should go to rest. If her sister didn't go to rest, she would definitely not let her eat.

I still remember the last time I ate this, it was recording "Crystal Love Season" in Yunnan. She secretly ate a small bowl with Gu Huai'an while her sister was away that morning, but when she came back, she was held back by her sister for a lesson...

fall!
"Hurry up, eat while it's hot..."

Gu Huai'an wiped the chopsticks with a paper towel before handing them to Pei Jingshu. At this time, Pei Jingshu had already removed the make-up that made the whole audience look crazy tonight. Even so, her facial features also looked quite delicate, and her eyebrows were not too sharp. It is light, the skin condition is not bad, and the whole facial features are still very plump and delicate.

She didn't wear the skirt anymore, and changed into a pink home nightdress instead.

The skirt is quite long, but there are also two jade lotus-like calves exposed in the air, which look very attractive...

The pajamas she originally brought were pants, but she thought that Gu Huai'an would like to look at skirts, so she simply changed into a skirt.

"Ah."

Pei Jingshu picked up her chopsticks and started eating slowly.

She eats very elegantly, with one small hand holding her dark hair on one side, and the other hand holding chopsticks to pick up a few noodles and bring them to her lips. , and then stuffed the noodles into the small mouth of the cherry...

She took small bites, very slowly, with almost no sound...

Watching her eat is sometimes a kind of enjoyment.

But when the camera showed Gu Huai'an, the old 6...

"Hoo! Hoo!"

"Chuckling..."

"Suck it..."

"Chichi!"

But I saw that the old Lu was picking up a lump of noodles with chopsticks in one hand!

Open this mouth and blow hard!

It was almost blown, and it was stuffed into the mouth in one bite, so that the mouth was full, not to mention, and sucked the noodles in the back of the mouth.

"...Can you get out, Gu Lao Lu!"

The audience couldn't bear to watch it anymore. It was obvious that they enjoyed seeing Sister Pei eat so slowly, but when this old 6 came out, he just smashed their filter, okay?
Sometimes, everyone felt that Gu Huai'an and Pei Jingshu were not from the same world. How could the old Liu in this village be worthy of such a civilized and self-cultivated sister Pei!

"Eat slowly..."

Pei Jingshu laughed, and couldn't help drawing a piece of paper for him and handing it to him.

"got used to……"

Gu Huai'an wiped his mouth, he usually eats like this, he explained to Pei Jingshu:
"When I was young, I went out to play with a group of faxiao. Everywhere I went home and yelled to go back to eat. I wanted to finish eating quickly and go to play, so I gobbled up a meal when I went back, and left immediately after eating..."

Also because I went back late, the food was already cold when I went back, so it would not be hot when I ate it, and it was easy to gobble it up.

Pei Jingshu smiled slightly, she had been to Gu Huai'an's hometown, so when Gu Huai'an said these words, she couldn't help but have some images in her mind.

"Whoosh..."

Outside the window, for some unknown reason, the wind suddenly started to blow, and even the windows were blown open.

The window design here is the kind that opens inside and out, and it is easy to be blown open without a lock.

In the room facing the sea, the sea breeze blows in and shakes the curtains. Fortunately, there is nothing by the window, otherwise it will definitely fall...

"Besides carrots, what else do you like to eat more?"

Gu Huai'an got up and closed the window, and asked Pei Jingshu casually.

He remembered Pei Jingshu ordered carrot steamed buns for him when he sang in "The Singer of Times". To be honest, he didn't like carrots very much. Half of the world loves coriander, but Gu Huaian, who loves carrots, dared to eat carrots. Definitely less than half.

"Hmm... coriander?" Pei Jingshu said casually.

Gu Huaian: "..."

All of a sudden, Gu Huai'an fell silent.

"Ha ha……"

The audience were all overjoyed. Gu Huai'an's not eating coriander is almost known on the Internet, and Pei Jingshu's behavior is a stepping stone.

She lightly covered her red lips with a jade hand and giggled, saying:
"Just kidding, I can eat cilantro but I don't really like it."

Gu Huai'an rolled his eyes, thinking that Pei Jingshu also learned how to make jokes...

Speaking of this, Gu Huai'an suddenly seemed to think of something, his eyes lit up, and he asked again:

"Then do you have that kind of food that... just... doesn't seem like you can eat, and then you can't tell others, and you will feel ashamed, and you prefer to eat food?"

What Gu Huai'an said was a bit confusing, it took Pei Jingshu a while to understand, she couldn't help laughing and said:

"what do you mean?"

Let alone Pei Jingshu, the audience didn't understand.

Gu Huaian grinned and said with a smile:
"For example, in "Doraemon", the baked sweet potato that Shizuka likes to eat, the kind of food that can't tell others about the bad taste."

As soon as he said this...

"..."

Including Pei Jingshu, all the audience were stunned for a moment.

then……

"puff……"

"Hahaha……"

Everyone laughed like crazy.

Bullet screen frenzy:

"Gu Lao Lu, do you want to see what your kid is talking about!"

"I always thought he was a sophomore, but I didn't expect him to even watch "Doraemon"!"

"? Tell me clearly why "Doraemon" is not a second grade!"

……

[Ding, the host successfully gained exposure, points +91X20! 】

It's also funny, when Gu Huaian mentioned "Doraemon", even the system gave out points.

Pei Jingshu's watery eyes were also full of smiles, she lightly covered her red lips with her jade hand, giggled, and said:

"I don't like sweet potatoes very much. I often eat them in winter. I have enough."

Sweet potatoes are a low-calorie food, which is very good for people who want to control their weight. In winter, the nutritionist will prepare sweet potatoes for Pei Jingshu.

No matter how delicious this sweet potato is, it can't compare to the barbecue milk tea, hot pot rice and big pot of chicken.

"Um……"

Gu Huaian nodded and said:

"I also don't think you are a contrasting person."

I must have been joking when I said that Jingxiang loves sweet potatoes. Gu Huai'an asked at the beginning because he wanted to ask Pei Jingshu what she likes to eat. He can help her make it tomorrow.

At this moment, Gu Huai'an also planned to ask directly...

Who knew that Pei Jingshu suddenly said before he opened his mouth and said:

"It's not like you said..."

"Ok?"

Gu Huai'an frowned slightly, and asked with a smile:

"for example?"

"for example……"

Speaking of this, Pei Jingshu was a little hard to say, her pretty face was full of hesitation, she lowered her head and said with a wry smile:

"Why don't you say it? I regret it and don't want to say it anymore."

"no!"

Gu Huaian sternly refused.

Netizens also expressed that they don’t let Kang do anything, even a little secret, Sister Pei, you really don’t treat us as human beings!

"Oh, let's talk..."

Gu Huai'an, the old Lu, made everyone look a lot more pleasing this time, and used to pester Pei Jingshu.

Pei Jingshu couldn't stand other people pestering her, she was ashamed for a while before saying:

"Stinky... stinky tofu?"

As soon as this is said...

"..."

The screen went silent for a moment.

Even Gu Huaian looked at Pei Jingshu in disbelief.

"No... Sister Pei, you..."

Soon, the barrage went crazy!
"Fuck, it's over, my filter is broken..."

"My goddess actually likes to eat stinky tofu?!"

"Ahh! I can't stand birds!!!"

"Gu Lao Lu, what kind of expression do you have? Even if Sister Pei likes to eat stinky tofu, you can't dislike it! Ning also deserves it!"

……

"What... what's the matter, didn't you insist on it?"

Pei Jingshu lowered her head and didn't dare to look up at Gu Huai'an, she felt very ashamed, it was clear that Gu Huai'an wanted to know, why was he staring at her so much?
"No, I mainly... Well, I really didn't expect it."

Gu Huai'an patted his chest as if to relieve his breath.

Yes!

No one expected it!
A beauty like a fairy like Pei Jingshu, who is known as the face of domestic entertainment, why would she like to eat food like stinky tofu?
What the hell is it true that everyone is like Shizuka Nei Green Tea, a beautiful woman?

what the hell!

Gu Huai'an even wondered if this was true, if Pei Jingshu was teasing him...

The funniest thing is...

After a while, the old Lu actually asked:
"Isn't stinky tofu made of stinky socks?"

At that time, Pei Jingshu thought the topic was over, she was eating noodles...

A piece of noodles has just entered my mouth, and I haven't had time to taste it...

"Pfft...cough..."

She sprayed it straight away.

don't talk about her...

"puff……"

"Gu Huaian!"

"What kind of brain circuit are you kid!"

"How come stinky tofu is made of socks?!"

"Haha... I kind of understand why this old Lu had such a strange expression just now, and he was thinking about this for a long time..."

"a ha ha ha……"

……

The barrage laughed like crazy.

Just now everyone looked at Gu Huai'an's expression and felt that something was wrong. Pei Jingshu just ate stinky tofu. Although it feels different, it is not unacceptable. There are always people with this special habit. Besides, the audience of stinky tofu is not low... …

Gu Huaian couldn't have such a strange expression!

But now when he said this, everyone immediately understood why!

In the mind of this old Lu, stinky tofu is made of stinky socks!
what the hell!

"Cough...you're talking cough cough...what are you talking about?"

Even Pei Jingshu asked Gu Huai'an helplessly while wiping her mouth.

What does stinky tofu have to do with stinky socks?

When the camera came to Gu Huai'an, the old Lu had a harmless look on his face, his eyes were very pure and innocent, for a moment Pei Jingshu even wondered if what he said was really right, that stinky tofu was It's not real, it's made of stinky socks. Is the stinky tofu that I have loved to eat for so many years real...

He was so determined, some netizens looked stupid, and some netizens suspected that he was wrong, and ran to ask Du Niang how to make stinky tofu!
But who knew, right after, Gu Huai'an, the old Lu, actually said something:
"Ah Shai, when I was a child, didn't I read cartoons saying that stinky tofu is made of stinky socks?"

As soon as this is said...

"..."

direct!

All the netizens, including Pei Jingshu, fell silent!

following……

It is an overwhelming "net newspaper"!
"Gu Huaian, you uncle! You *&%￥#@..."

"Losing money, I really doubt that stinky tofu is made of stinky socks, so I actually went to Du Niang to ask!"

"You...haha...you..."

This night, I don't know how many viewers who were watching the show were laughing and laughing, and the barrage frantically swiped:
"Hey, Gu Lao6, you kid, let me tell you something about you!"

"Even the fucking "Ah Shuai" came out???"

"666! In terms of the whole job, it must be you!"

"That's a comic, brother, so you can't take it seriously!"

In addition to these, there are also hot comments from netizens:
"Gu Huai'an, a golden sentence maker in the past, now the king of rotten memes!"

……

　No matter what happens, this sugar will have to be sprinkled for a few days, it’s all about, take your time
　　
　
(End of this chapter)