Participating in the romance show, this little fresh meat is too down-to-earth

Chapter 209 Tianmo Sings the Double Reed Version to Teach Dialect: Sister Smelly, Do You Know?

As soon as Xilin said this, before Gu Huai'an could reply, the barrage had already exploded!

"Don't! Sister! Don't do it!"

"I don't even dare to imagine how Sister Xilin speaks the Shandong dialect!"

"Come on! Escort! Protect my filter for Sirin!"

"Gu Lao Lu, you have to dare to teach labor and management to fight with you!"

……

It is well known on the Internet that speaking Shandong dialect has a great impact on appearance.

A certain well-known actor, the senior who played Erlang Shen, usually speaks in a Wandao dialect, and opens his mouth in a Shandong dialect, good guy, you feel like a different person immediately.

It feels like his teeth are getting bigger!

Erlang God has lost his mana!
The female netizens in the comment area all said that they felt that the male god was not good enough for her all of a sudden!
Xilin is a professional actress, a well-known actress, and even a goddess of the red carpet. She used to shine at international film festivals. Even if she doesn't take the initiative to promote her, everyone thinks her status is very high!
Many people just think of the picture of her speaking Shandong dialect, and feel that their filter of the goddess is broken, okay?
Do you see?

The comment area will soon be like this:
"Gu Huai'an, you old man! You speak your sister's dialect!"

"As a local, I thought Gu Huai'an spoke the dialect very kindly. When I heard that he said that he would teach it to Sister Xilin, I immediately felt that he spoke the dialect incorrectly. It was a big mistake!"

"It's all Gu Huai'an's fault! Your uncle, you (beep beep)..."

……

Even the locals in the comment section started to scold the street, and it was another day when Gu Huai'an was "reported on the Internet" every day.

"I'm also quite interested..."

Film king Su Yuntang took a water glass from his assistant, poured it unhurriedly, and placed it in front of Xilin.

He is quite authentic. He has been doing shows recently. He travels all over the country. Wherever he goes, he will learn a few dialects. Sometimes he also uses them in filming.

A good actor must adapt to various environments, and Su Yuntang has nothing to say about professionalism.

"Emmm... are you sure you want to learn?"

Gu Huai'an scratched his head and still didn't know what to say.

"Learn, what's the point?"

Xilin gently handed the glass of water that Su Yuntang handed over to Gu Huai'an, and said:
"Anyway, idle is idle."

The boss over there couldn't sell it anymore, so it happened that they were also waiting.

Gu Huai'an thought for a while, then casually pushed the glass of water that Sister Xilin pushed over to actor Su, and said with a smile:

"Let me teach you a simplified version of Shandong dialect, so as not to mislead you."

"Okay."

Sirin brushed her messy hair from her temples, raised her hand slightly to support the gold-rimmed glasses in front of her eyes, when her sister pursed her lips, it was a murder!
Film King Su silently picked up the water that came back to him, took a sip, pretended nothing happened, and looked at Gu Huai'an with a smile.

When the eyes and the camera of the two were given to Gu Huai'an, Gu Huai'an began to teach them.

"Come on, read it to me..."

"I……"

Xilin and Su Yuntang followed and said "I".

Gu Huaian: "No..."

Two people: "No..."

Gu Huaian: "Listen..."

Two people: "Listen..."

(It’s omitted here, it’s probably “I didn’t hear you and say it again”, and it’s appropriate to pump water.)
Gu Huai'an: "Over and over..."

Two people: "Over and over..."

Xilin and Su Yuntang finished talking after Gu Huai'an, they frowned at the same time, looked at each other, then looked at Gu Huai'an with amused and puzzled faces, the actor Su said:

"It's no different from Mandarin."

After reading it over and over again, it feels like they are speaking Mandarin...

"Are you kidding us?"

Sirin gave him a blank look and said:
"Are you happy to tease your sister?"

I feel that Gu Huai'an is the same as teaching children how to read and write.

"No, don't worry..."

Gu Huaian laughed and said:
"As for the sentence just now, in our local dialect, can you believe it in one word?"

"what?"

After hearing these words, Xilin and Su Yuntang were both stunned. Is this Shandong dialect so magical? It can be summed up in just one word in 9 words?

what the hell!

"Which word?" My sister asked curiously.

"Hey hey hey..."

At this time, some diners who also came to buy breakfast around me were happy, obviously they must know which word it is.

"puff……"

The audience also burst out laughing, and some Shandong natives in the comment area couldn't help saying:

"Gu Huai'an, are you going to laugh at me to death so that I can inherit my petals?"

"No, I didn't understand. Isn't the language you Shandong learned the same as mine? How can one word sum up nine words?"

"Hehehe, all I can say is that you won't be able to comprehend the profoundness of Shandong dialect in this lifetime."

"So what is the word?!"

"You can't see it."

"Let me tell you, it's: Ann."

"what???"

……

Those local people in the comment area are very funny. Many people don’t tell the outsiders, but there are also many people who are warm-hearted...

The comment area began to use the word "An". At first, many people didn't know what was going on, and they thought it was Gu Huai'an's name.

Until Gu Huaian explained...

"Come and read to me..."

Gu Huaian suppressed a smile and said:

"an?"

Su Yuntang and Xilin: "???"

The two had question marks on their faces, what is the pronunciation of this?

"an?"

My sister's beautiful drawing raised her brows slightly, imitating Gu Huai'an's tone, and pronouncing the pronunciation that Gu Huai'an said with a questioning tone...

At the time, it felt weird.

It's very strange to read it by yourself.

"puff……"

At that time, some people around me were happy, and then many people in the barrage area were also confused:

"No, how can this be summed up?"

"Locals, let me explain. For example, I told you a word and you didn't understand it. Try answering me like this..."

"?? Woc, don't say it, it seems that it really means something!"

"What the hell!"

……

[Ding, the host's down-to-earth air has been exposed, points +91X20! 】

Pronounce it, it's funny.

Gu Huai'an also explained it to Xilin and Su Yuntang in the same way. To Xilin, it's like I told you a word and you didn't hear clearly. You try to answer me with this?
"an...an?"

Then Sirin replied like this.

After answering...

"Puchi..."

She laughed herself, and her elder sister couldn't help raising her jade hand to rest her forehead silently, tidied her hair by the way, and couldn't help laughing:
"It really smells like that."

The film king Su had a dumbfounding expression on his face. I don't know why. Hearing Xilin's pronunciation just now, and substituting a little bit of local people, why does it feel that Xilin's filter is a little bit off in his place?

This Shandong dialect is really a big killer, and there is no one who can destroy the filter with one word.

Gu Huaian also said that he was addicted, and then the boss over there just brought them over after frying the fried dough sticks. Gu Huaian said to Su Yuntang:
"Brother, you can try to use the one I just said..."

Su Yuntang waved his hands again and again, how could he do such a thing.

On the contrary, it was Sirin. She looked at the boss who came over with sweet fritters with great interest, and waited for the boss to put down their breakfast, and said:
"You're all good now."

Then Celine said:
"an?"

The boss froze for a moment, glanced at Sirin, then at their camera, and then raised his voice and said:
"I said that you have all your food."

"puff……"

Gu Huai'an was clapping his hands on the sidelines, laughing from ear to ear, and some people around him were also laughing.

Sirin also had the same expression of seeing the "miracle", her exotic and pretty face was full of disbelief, as if to say, this really works!
The locals can really get it!
This is too amazing!
Then there are a few young people who also come here to check in or have breakfast. They can't stand it anymore. A girl called Gu Huai'an and said:

"Gu Huaian, you have bags under your eyes, don't teach Sister Xilin this, I feel like my filter is broken for her."

As soon as this is said...

"Hahaha……"

It caused a burst of laughter.

In fact, foreigners just say the word according to the pronunciation, and they don’t think there is anything wrong with it, but the locals basically know the meaning of the pronunciation, and the locals can easily substitute the feeling of Xilin saying this.

Because of this, it is obvious that locals can use it anytime, anywhere in their daily life.

"Clap clap..."

Gu Huai'an applauded while laughing, Xilin couldn't hold back when she saw the people around her laughing, and thought that something was wrong with them.

"Are you kidding me?"

Xilin couldn't help but slap Gu Huai'an who was smiling over there, feeling a little helpless.

But there is one thing to say, this younger brother who is smiling from ear to ear while jumping his feet is so energetic...

"No, I really didn't tease you, I'm restrained..."

Gu Huai'an explained, if I really taught you a few words of Shandong's local dialect, then your filter will really collapse.

Gu Huai'an also said, do you know why some of the filmmakers now speak the Chongqing dialect and the Northeast dialect, but not the Shandong dialect?
As soon as you say it, you will immediately feel like a different person.

"Although I don't understand it, I was shocked."

Xilin giggled and listened to Gu Huai'an, the two of them didn't even eat much breakfast, and only exchanged Shandong dialect with them.

Best actor Su: "(￢_￢) aim"

He was watching from the sidelines, that's really unpleasant!

The deep-fried dough sticks are chewed hard, and those who don't know think that he chewed Gu Huai'an like deep-fried dough sticks.

But don't tell me, the sugar fritters here are quite delicious. Su Yuntang seldom eats this kind of greasy food. Recently, he ate delicacies from all over the world because of recording programs, so he didn't pay much attention to them.

It is precisely because I eat less that I know how delicious this fried food is...

After eating the deep-fried dough sticks, he was very interested in the sweet foam again. He tasted it, but then frowned and said:
"Isn't this sweet foam? Why is it salty?"

Su Yuntang was quite curious before, because there were spinach, peanuts, and vermicelli in it, so he was very curious about how the breakfast drink with these kinds of things could be sweet.

Before drinking it, he was mentally prepared that this thing was sweet.

Who knew it was salty? ? ?

Didn't you say sweet foam?How salty?

"This is called Wuxiang Tianmo..."

Gu Huaian explained that this sweet foam is said to have come from a time when there was a famine at the end of the Ming Dynasty. A owner surnamed Tian opened a porridge shop and often gave porridge to the victims. Because the owner’s surname was Tian, ​​the victims affectionately called it "Tian Mo".

Later, because it was eaten, it was passed down that "tian" became "sweet".

There is also a saying that before serving the porridge, the shop owner will ask the customers: "Will you add more?"

Many people call it "Tian Mo'er". "Tian" and "Tian" have the same pronunciation.

"Oh……"

After hearing the history, Su Yuntang nodded, showing respect to the boss named Tian.

Gu Huai'an also held the sweet foam and explained:

"It's not that there are a lot of ingredients in this sweet foam. It's just that I couldn't eat at that time, and then I threw all kinds of ingredients in it. I put salt and pepper in it. It tastes good, and people eat it."

"Look at this, it's thicker and there will be bubbles on it. I drank this for the first time when I was a child. My mother told me that the first thing the disaster victims saw when they served a bowl of porridge was porridge. The white foam in the cauldron..."

"So this is not called porridge, but foam."

Don't tell me, Gu Huai'an really has a way, this thing really made him talk, the comment area is full of comments:
"Learning is useless, learning is useless..."

Film Emperor Su nodded, took another sip, and couldn't help but say:

"I feel like drinking a little better after hearing this story."

Gu Huai'an grinned when he heard this, and said:
"That's not too bad."

"Ha ha……"

It attracted Xilin and some passers-by to laugh.

There is one thing to say, Gu Huai'an is also a proper "anti-hypocritical little master".

"The origin of ours is at least not dirty..."

Gu Huaian grinned and said:
"You're not like that... army pot, you might not dare to eat that thing even if you know its origin."

As soon as this is said...

"puff……"

"Hahaha……"

Many netizens couldn't help laughing like crazy, everyone was saying, just saying this to Gu Huai'an, he's definitely a fan!
"puff……"

What's funny is that Sister Xilin was drinking sweet foam, and Gu Huai'an's words made her so happy that the sweet foam almost sprayed on her body.

She was dressed in white today, and it would be troublesome if she got stains on her body.

She couldn't help but rolled Gu Huai'an's eyes a few times, then raised her hand and patted Gu Huai'an several times.

Gu Huai'an didn't take it seriously, he chatted while eating, even chatting with Su Yuntang about the bean juice in the capital...

He asked Su Yuntang if he could drink it, but he didn't directly say that the stuff was not good, mainly he could directly scold the black dog and the stick for eating rubbish, but he could not directly fire at his own family.

"It's okay, it's delicious, can't you drink it?"

Su Yuntang still asked.

Gu Huai'an didn't rush to answer but instead asked Sister Xilin, Xilin pursed her lips and smiled, and said:
"In that case, in fact, people who like to eat sour can usually drink it."

"Sister Xilin, do you like to drink sour?" Gu Huai'an obviously heard the voice of Xilin's words.

My sister picked up a paper towel and wiped the food residue from her mouth. There were many red lipstick marks on the white paper towel. She smiled and said:

"I don't like to drink sour."

As soon as this is said...

"Pfft... are you two here singing the oboe?"

The audience was delighted. Let's just say, Xilin has no EQ. She doesn't like to drink without saying it directly...

One thing to say, Gu Huai'an's EQ class was not in vain, he actually got Xilin's point.

A fan of Gu Huai'an's eye bag said, whoever says that our eye bag leader has a low EQ, I will be the first to turn against you!

Having said that, the two of them chatted happily here, but the corner of actor Su's mouth twitched a few times...

Well, he can drink it, Xilin can't drink it, and Gu Huaian can't drink it either?
The three of them are still ganging up with Temer? ? ?

Crazy!
The actor Su Momo raised his forehead, and said to himself that it was fortunate that I had learned a few tricks. He directly resorted to the big move to "change the subject", and asked Gu Huai'an with this sweet foam:
"Do you usually drink this?"

"I don't drink often..."

Gu Huaian shook his head and replied:

"Actually, I don't usually come to the urban area. My home is far away from the urban area. We sell more tofu nao, soy milk, and spicy soup."

Su Yuntang nodded, before he could continue asking, Xilin suddenly smiled and said:

"Then you eat tofu nao with coriander?"

"Then you won't let it go, it's not like you don't know..."

Gu Huai'an shook his head. When he recorded "Crystal Love Season" with Xilin and the others in Yunnan, he made it clear many times that he would not eat coriander. In his eyes, this thing is no different from some kind of poison.

"I remember sister Xilin, you don't eat it, do you?"

Gu Huai'an suddenly thought of it.

I remember that at that time, the actor Su made a dish with coriander on it, and everyone else picked it up and ate it directly, but Gu Huai'an and Xi Lin specially picked it out and put it aside.

"Correct."

The elder sister pursed her lips and chuckled, and raised her slender jade hands to put the pair of gold-rimmed glasses on top again. To be honest, she didn't like wearing them very much, as they were a bit loose and easy to fall off.

So Gu Huai'an began to complain, I really don't understand what kind of mentality people eat coriander, the taste of that thing is really fatal...

The elder sister echoed with a smile, occasionally expressing a few words.

"cough……"

Film King Su couldn't bear to listen anymore, couldn't help coughing, and said:
"There is also a person who eats coriander here, why don't you two spray it lightly?"

As soon as this is said...

"Hahaha……"

It made many viewers laugh like crazy. The movie star Su Shican, when he heard that Gu Huaian and Xilin wanted to talk about the common topic of not drinking soy milk, he immediately changed the subject, but the two of them turned around and talked about not eating coriander...

It made him drink soy milk and eat coriander all by himself, which is like a freak.

He just wanted to say, at least you should also care about the feelings of the people around you!
"Hehehe..."

"Sorry sorry..."

Gu Huai'an and Sirin quickly apologized.

Su Yuntang was suddenly curious, so he asked Gu Huai'an:

"So why on earth are you not used to coriander?"

This problem has troubled him for a long time. In fact, coriander is something that people like to eat very much, and those who don't like it will feel sick when they smell it.

He is the kind who likes coriander very much. He used to cook coriander for hot pot before.

This question is not only curious about actor Su, but also many people who like to eat coriander in the comment section are also curious.

To this...

Sirin was noncommittal, maybe she hadn't figured out how to express it yet.

However, Gu Huai'an grinned cheaply, and then asked Su Yuntang a very funny question, he said:

"Brother, do you know that there is a kind of bug called Big Sister Smelly?"

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(End of this chapter)