Participating in the romance show, this little fresh meat is too down-to-earth

Chapter 120 Fried Cow Dung Childhood Wang Wei Poetry Stickers!The punishment of the Seagod Trident!
"Don't mention that first, come and see this, come on..."

Gu Huai'an waved the stickers taken out of the bubble gum in front of Shang Zhuoyan, and asked:
"Do you know what this is?"

"Ok?"

A pair of big watery eyes turned around for a look, Shang Zhuoyan blinked, her eyelashes fluttered, and then a somewhat puzzled expression appeared on that doll-like face:
"Isn't this just a sticker?"

"You don't know that?"

Gu Huai'an was a little strange, and said:

"This is no ordinary sticker!"

"Could it be...the stickers in Wang Wei's poems?"

Shang Zhuoyan scratched her head and said strangely.

Gu Huaian: "..."

At that moment, Gu Huai'an had countless complaints in his heart...

"puff……"

Even some audience burst out laughing, they called Shang Zhuoyan, what is going on with you, have you been hanging out with Gu Huaian for a long time?
"Give me your hand, and I'll show you."

Gu Huai'an stretched out his hand, Shang Zhuoyan innocently extended his hand to Gu Huai'an, and let Gu Huai'an hold her hand.

Gu Huai'an took her hand and put it on his lap, and first wiped Shang Zhuoyan's hand with a tissue...

"My hands are not dirty..." Shang Zhuoyan muttered.

Gu Huai'an didn't answer, but just took the sticker from one side, peeled it off, and pasted the painted part of the transparent tape on Shang Zhuoyan's hand.

Shang Zhuoyan thought that the posting was over, so she was about to pull her hand back, who knew...

"Snapped!"

Gu Huai'an just slapped him when he went up.

"do not move."

"Well……"

Shang Zhuoyan pouted her small mouth in aggrieved way, thinking what was going on, it was just a sticker, why did she beat someone up.

Hetui!Home exposed man!

Gu Huaian didn't care about Shang Zhuoyan, he just pressed the sticky painting on Shang Zhuoyan's hand with his hand, and then rolled it back and forth with his fingernails...

"It's itchy, what are you doing..."

Shang Zhuoyan really doesn't understand, how can there be so many dramas in a sticky painting.

"It'll be ready soon."

Gu Huai'an didn't talk nonsense, he saw that it was almost done, so he simply began to slowly peel off the transparent sticker...

"Eh? Why do you want to uncover it? Isn't it pasted? You are... eh???"

Shang Zhuoyan was just about to say why she had to remove it, but she saw the sticky layer on the sticker standing on her hand, and the transparent sticker was completely peeled off.

In the end, the only thing left in her hand was the beautiful cartoon pattern on the original sticker.

"Eh? This..."

Shang Zhuoyan was just like discovering a new continent, holding her hand seemed endless.

"Can this thing still play like this?"

Seeing this scene, some viewers couldn't help feeling a little emotional...

"Childhood..."

"I thought it was a tattoo when I was a kid lol!"

"I used to always stick it badly. One dragon pattern and half a dragon..."

"Gu Huai'an, why do you always play with weird things!"

"Oh... don't say anything, Ye Qinghui!"

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After receiving the notification from the system, Gu Huai'an smiled.

It seems that the stars don’t eat the bubble gum that costs a few cents a piece. They only endorse the cheapest chewing gum that costs five or six yuan a box, so it seems that this “sticker” image really doesn’t appear on the stars.

At this time, Shang Zhuoyan probably felt the novelty, and hurriedly picked up the wrapping paper of the bubble gum she ate, and there was also a sticky picture inside.

She chattered and asked Gu Huai'an to teach her how to stick, and even said that she would buy a few more when she went back...

In fact, Shang Zhuoyan is a very typical girl with ever-changing changes, she likes all kinds of weird gadgets, and she always has various accessories on her body.

This sticker paste can almost be said to be in her arms.

Gu Huai'an was not stingy either, he laughed and taught her how to paste it, but it was a pity that Shang Zhuoyan didn't paste it well and exposed half of it.

She was still depressed for a while, saying that Gu Huai'an deliberately didn't teach her well...

Gu Huai'an shrugged and said that you blame me for being stupid?
Attracted Shang Zhuoyan's fists...

"Can you blow bubbles?"

The bubble gum was almost chewed, Gu Huai'an opened his mouth and blew a bubble, blowing it so loudly, he even showed it off to Shang Zhuoyan.

"Who do you look down on? Who wouldn't?"

Lilac's small tongue spread the gum in her mouth and pressed it against her teeth. Shang Zhuoyan pouted, and a bubble was quickly blown up by her...

What's worth mentioning is that she blows bigger than Gu Huai'an!

"Um!"

She quickly raised her hand to pat Gu Huai'an, and kept moaning, trying to get Gu Huai'an's attention, and let him see that the bubbles she blows are bigger than his.

She really is a competitive woman.

"I go……"

Gu Huai'an was indeed surprised when he saw it, but immediately after, a smirk appeared on his face.

The moment she saw his smile, Shang Zhuoyan sensed something was wrong, and subconsciously wanted to stay away from this old Lu or quickly take the bubble back...

However, it will be at the next moment!
It's too late to say it!

Gu Huai'an, the old Lu, raised his hand and slapped the bubble that Shang Zhuoyan just blew!

"Snapped!"

a slap!

Shang Zhuoyan blew all the big bubbles on his face!

"Umm... bah!"

At that time, the bubble gum was blown so big that Gu Huai'an slapped it down, and the whole bubble gum was in the shape of a cross section, and it stuck to Shang Zhuoyan's nose, mouth, chin and other places.

At that time, Shang Zhuoyan almost suffocated!

When she inhaled subconsciously, some of the bubble gum even went in from her nostrils, making her choke so badly!
"Hahaha……"

The audience burst into laughter when they saw this scene, and everyone expressed:

"Gu Lao Lu really has you!"

"Hahaha... I laughed so hard, Shang Zhuoyan is so miserable."

"I feel that Shang Zhuoyan won't eat bubble gum in the future, and even if she eats it, she won't dare to blow bubbles anymore. The psychological shadow has come out, okay?"

……

"Hahaha……"

Gu Huai'an also laughed and hurriedly got up and left Shang Zhuoyan's side.

"Ugh... ah!!!"

Shang Zhuoyan also shouted angrily after finishing the sticky bubblegum with great difficulty!
"Gu Huaian!"

"Today I won't tear you and me..."

"what!!!"

"I won't be called Shang Zhuoyan unless I kill you!"

Shang Zhuoyan is mad!

God knows how broken she was just now when even the bubble gum covered her face!

The thing itself is sticky and greasy, and it's not easy to get it on the face, but because of the full makeup today, her face is covered with foundation!
Lipstick, foundation, nose shadow...all of those things are sticky with bubble gum!
When she made the bubble gum in a hurry, her makeup was all over!

For a female star, the face is where they can't be messed up anyway!

And Gu Huai'an not only messed her up, he even slapped the bubble gum on her face, almost suffocating her!
Shang Zhuoyan's taboo, Gu Huai'an's slap, can be said to touch all of them!
You said Shang Zhuoyan, why didn't you kill him? !

he died!

He must die!

Coincidentally, an uncle in the racecourse passed by with a fork for forking grain and grass. Shang Zhuoyan didn't care about 21, snatched it from the uncle, and rushed after Gu Huai'an!

"woc..."

When Gu Huai'an saw Shang Zhuoyan holding a fork, he was completely shocked!

Run for your life!

"Where did you go today, I will chase you! I will kill you! Gu Huaian, you are dead!"

Shang Zhuoyan's roar filled the entire racecourse, because it was backed by a mountain, there would be occasional echoes.

"Hahaha……"

The audience laughed like crazy, but they didn't feel sorry for Gu Huai'an, this old Lu asked for it, they even wanted to say that he deserved it.

Shang Zhuoyan really deserves to be loved!
……

"What are they doing?"

At this time, Xilin and Su Yuntang were already far away from here, sitting on horseback, they looked back.

From a distance, I saw Chang Wei calling a blessing... Bah, bah, bah!It was Shang Zhuoyan who was after Gu Huai'an.

And it seems to be holding a "Sea God Trident"!
"Let's go back and have a look."

Xilin smiled helplessly, she didn't know what was going on these two days, Gu Huai'an and Shang Zhuoyan would pinch each other when they were together, if they weren't there, she was really afraid that Gu Huai'an's life would be "in danger".

"Hehe... OK."

Film King Su and Xilin are satisfied with walking around alone at this moment. His face is full of joy, and the green grassland above his head has long been overturned by him, so he doesn't care about it at all.

……

To be honest, if the staff couldn't stand it in the end and came out to dissuade her, Shang Zhuoyan would really use the "Sea God Trident" to punish Gu Huai'an.

Even though she was taken by the assistant to touch up her makeup, Shang Zhuoyan was still so angry that she would occasionally call out to Gu Huai'an, telling her not to fall into my hands Gu Huai'an!
Gu Huaian grinned and didn't take it seriously, just kidding...

At this time, it was already noon. Sister Xilin and the actor Su came back on horseback. The staff prepared lunch for everyone and came to inform them.

This program group will also arrange a simple small table on the lawn with food on it, which has a great sense of picnic.

When Shang Zhuoyan came back to touch up her makeup, everyone moved to have lunch together.

Gu Huai'an wasn't hungry, he ate a few pieces of bread and two boxes of milk after vomiting just now, his stomach was bulging, and he was full after just a few mouthfuls.

With nothing else to do, Gu Huai'an simply ran to the car to study the box of firecrackers he bought this morning.

The clerk in the small shop said that this was left over from the Chinese New Year, and it might not be usable, so Gu Huai'an wanted to try it first.

I found a place where no one was around, lit one with a lighter and threw it over...

"boom!"

Really loud.

But it's a bit of a child's play, Gu Huai'an remembers the big white skin he used to play with when he was a child, that thing was filled with gunpowder, and even stones could explode.

Too bad it's no longer for sale.

Anyway, there are quite a lot in this box, and there is nothing else to do, so Gu Huai'an simply played with it a few times, as an experiment.

"Bang! Bang! Bang..."

There was a sound from time to time.

"What's the sound?"

Xilin and Su Yuntang who were having a picnic heard this voice, Su Yuntang was a little strange.

"Maybe someone made something at the racecourse." Sirin said calmly.

But Shang Zhuoyan, this woman eats heartlessly, don't say anything to her while eating, she won't listen to anything.

It is worth mentioning that the lunch prepared by the program team at noon today was very rich. Shang Zhuoyan didn't eat well in the morning, so how can I miss the opportunity to have a full meal at this moment.

Seeing how badly she was poisoned by eating fungus two days ago, it happened that her manager Han Li left today, so the assistant didn't have the heart to talk about her.

In the end, Shang Zhuoyan's belly was about to come out, if the camera wasn't still shooting, she would have ordered another bowl of rice!
Dry food people dry rice soul!

"Where's that guy Gu Huai'an?"

It wasn't until after the meal that Shang Zhuoyan thought of looking for Gu Huai'an.

"Looks like he's gone to the car."

Sirin took off the headband, shook her head slightly, and flaxen hair spread out in big waves at will.

"This bastard..."

Shang Zhuoyan pouted her lips, and didn't bother to look for him.

After resting for a while and digesting a little, they got up and planned to go to the car to rest.

But when they passed the fence of the racecourse, they unexpectedly found that Gu Huai'an seemed to be squatting on the edge of the fence, not knowing what he was doing...

"Hey, Gu Huaian, what are you doing?"

Shang Zhuoyan asked while walking over.

When he came to Gu Huai'an, he realized that Gu Huai'an was facing a lump of...cow dung, and he didn't know what he was doing.

The racecourse here not only raises horses, but also raises cattle. There are many animals, young and old, and the use of space is very good.

"Ah! It's so dirty! What are you doing!"

Shang Zhuoyan hastily measured her body without looking, she just ate full and was very stuffed, and it was easy to vomit when she saw this thing.

She even teased Gu Huai'an in a wicked way and said:

"If you don't want to eat such a rich lunch, come here and get this, the taste is strong enough, you."

"I you..."

Gu Huai'an was a little speechless, opened his mouth and didn't say anything in the end, but silently took out a few firecrackers and inserted them into the cow dung.

"???"

At this moment, the camera teacher just cut the camera, and the audience immediately exploded:

"No... what are you doing, Gu Lao Lu!"

"Don't tell me you want to fry cow dung!"

"Pfft... this eye bag! It's a shame!"

"Hahaha... I remember the picture when I was a child and went out to fry cow dung with a few friends at my grandma's house."

"Gu Huai'an, you brat! The work you're doing now is getting more and more disgusting and outrageous! You really deserve to be that eyeball!"

"No, Shang Zhuoyan, stay away, this thing will blow you up!"

"Pfft... it's over, it's over!"

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I don't know if it's because Shang Zhuoyan said that she didn't eat lunch just now to make it taste so strong, but Gu Huai'an didn't tell Shang Zhuoyan that he put the firecrackers in cow dung.

"Crack."

I saw him take out a lighter and light the firecracker.

Don't tell Shang Zhuoyan, just turn around and run away!

"Eh? What are you running for?"

Shang Zhuoyan was still in a daze, and turned her head to look, and found that there were a few lighted firecrackers stuck in the cow dung.

"ah!!!"

then!

Shang Zhuoyan was shocked!

If the cow dung is blown up, it will blow people up!

At that moment, she lost her soul and forgot to curse Gu Huai'an, she turned her head and ran away in fright, but even so...

"boom!"

However, she was still running slowly, and the cow dung that was blasted splashed on her body.

Don't ask her how she feels it, she has a touch on her arm.

"This this……"

then.

Shang Zhuoyan looked down at the disgusting, foul-smelling, cow dung that was splashed on her arm...

Her delicate body trembled with anger, her eyes were bloodshot, and her eyes were red!

Originally, she wanted to call Gu Huai'an immediately, I want to kill you, but...

I don't know if the taste is too strong, or I feel that the cow dung sticking to my arm is too disgusting. Shang Zhuoyan, who was full and even a little full, felt a twitch in her stomach...

I can't help it!
"vomit!!!"

He ran to the side and threw up.

"puff……"

"Hahaha……"

At that time, the audience watching the program laughed like crazy!
Everyone said:

"You said that you are free and have nothing to do to provoke Gu Huai'an?"

"Why do you think Xilin and Su Yuntang didn't come over?"

"Hahaha... Absolutely! Absolutely!"

……

The effect of Gu Huai'an's show is really full, the fried cow dung blows up the cow dung on the body of the female star Shang Zhuoyan, this scene is unimaginable to most people, but my brother did it like this!

"Hahaha……"

He laughed himself crazy, in fact, he didn't want to cheat Zhuo Yan, who made her insist on coming over and saying that he has "heavy taste" or something.

Isn't this self-inflicted?
"You... vomit... Gu Huaian, I want to vomit... I'll kill you and me... vomit..."

But seeing Shang Zhuoyan hunched over there, very angry, pointing at Gu Huai'an and trying to scold him, but couldn't restrain his stomach churning.

"Hahaha……"

This picture made netizens laugh again. Although the effect of this program is very "flavorful", it is really funny!

Shang Zhuoyan is really miserable!
Not to mention female stars, female artists, or even girls, no matter who is splashed with cow dung, it will feel disgusting.

Shang Zhuoyan's reaction is not too extreme, as a top-notch female idol, she doesn't have anything to do with "disgusting" in the things she usually comes into contact with.

The lunch just now was very rich. She didn't eat breakfast because she was waiting for Gu Huai'an, the old Lu, to wake up, so she ate a lot and felt full.

At this time, she is like a bucket, if you squeeze her stomach casually, she may be able to pour it out, not to mention that Gu Huai'an directly blasted her with cow dung!
That really broke the dike directly!

"Hahaha... you can't do that, can you?"

Gu Huai'an laughed and went over to help her pat her on the shoulder, and handed her a bottle of water.

"Don't touch me! You're disgusting!"

Shang Zhuoyan raised her foot angrily and kicked him, but luckily Gu Huai'an got out of the way in time and didn't get kicked.

"what happened?"

Originally, Xilin and Su Yuntang were watching from a distance, but suddenly they heard a noise, and saw Shang Zhuoyan running while shouting, and vomited while running...

"He! This bastard, he... vomit..."

Shang Zhuoyan complained while pointing at Gu Huai'an while vomiting, now her eyes were red from vomiting, tears were about to come out, her face of grievance was not to mention pitiful.

And after listening to everything Shang Zhuoyan said, especially "fried cow dung"...

Sirin: "???"

Su Yuntang: "???"

The two looked at each other in blank dismay.

Fried cow dung? !

What kind of bad taste is this!

The two looked at Gu Huai'an in unison...

"No, it's fun, really."

Gu Huai'an was still holding the firecrackers used to pierce cow dung just now, handed a box to Xi Lin and Su Yuntang, and said:
"You guys have fun, it's more interesting than riding a horse."

Film Emperor Su: "???"

More interesting than riding a horse? !

Why do you have the nerve to just say hello with your mouth open!

Is this really a grade!

wrong……

This has nothing to do with grades, is this really disgusting? Hey!
……

　Foreshadowing, foreshadowing!Don't be in a hurry to scold!

　　
　
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