Participating in the romance show, this little fresh meat is too down-to-earth

Chapter 117 Buying Firecrackers Concept Zhu Bajie Eats Ginseng Fruits!The dragon slayer will eventually become a dragon!
Everyone said:

"Gu Lao 6! What the hell are you doing!"

"You stinky rascal! I knew you were dishonest!"

"Fortunately, I always thought you were a simple and honest child..."

"Your family is not particularly difficult. Did your mother teach you that the children of the poor should be the first to be home?!"

"Let you be the head of the family early, not let you start the family early!"

……

Everyone really regretted letting Gu Huai'an notice his skin color.

Who would have imagined that this could also be an excuse for profiteering?

"What are you doing! Smelly rascal!"

Shang Zhuoyan's pretty face flushed slightly, her eyes widened with anger, and she almost kicked her on the ground with her leg.

"No, let me compare..."

Made a joke, Gu Huai'an came back with a smile.

Ok.

Looks like you need to use sunscreen.

Speaking of which, a few days ago when Gu Huai'an looked in the mirror when he was washing, he would occasionally feel that he was tanned. Yesterday, some places on his arms were even a little rough...

At that time, I thought it was an illusion, but today such a comparison immediately became clear.

The ultraviolet rays in Yunnan are very strong, and you can see many local people, the kind of workers and tour guides who often go out to show their faces, and their skin is really very dark.

Of course it can't compare with the dogs of the gray state people, but it is also several degrees darker than the normal Chinese people.

There are signs like "must bring sunscreen" written everywhere on the travel guide here on the Internet, regardless of gender.

Gu Huai'an didn't believe in evil before, he has never used sunscreen since he grew up so old, a big old man protects himself from the sun.

But when I compare my arm with Shang Zhuoyan's leg, the color difference is really obvious!
Gu Huai'an himself felt like a gray state person...

Thinking about being an idol star in the future, Gu Huai'an still needs face, so this sunscreen is also necessary.

"呲呲..."

Gu Huai'an reluctantly took the sunscreen from the assistant and sprayed it on himself. The spraying was not very skillful, and it was held too close, and the spray was not very even.

And he seems a bit reluctant to spray...

"Stupid! Give it to me, I'll help you..."

Zhuo Yan, the little wild horse dealer, couldn't stand it any longer, went over to snatch Gu Huai'an's sunscreen, and sprayed it on his face and arms.

"I go……"

"OK OK!"

"Does it take so much???"

She had to spray Gu Huai'an three layers of foundation so thick that her hands were wet, Gu Huai'an was not used to it.

"Hahaha……"

Watching this scene, many viewers were happy:
"It looks very much like my boyfriend who has never seen the world..."

"My boyfriend had the same reaction when he put on sunscreen for the first time."

"Oh...Gu Huai'an...I didn't expect you to use sunscreen too!"

"What is this wave called? This is called..."

"The dragon slayer will eventually become a dragon!"

"Hahaha……"

……

In the comment area, there was Xiu'er, who commented on "Gu Huai'an putting on sunscreen" and said, "The dragon slayer will eventually become a dragon", which attracted countless netizens to say brilliantly!

And +1 one after another!

Soon...

The barrage of the program is full of "The dragon slayer will eventually become a dragon"!
If Gu Huaian saw that it would definitely explode in place, it would be too embarrassing!

But let's talk about it, the scene of Shang Zhuoyan pulling Gu Huai'an's arm to spray Gu Huai'an with sunscreen is inexplicably a little bit annoying...

……

Amidst the laughter, everyone went out after sun protection.

I don't know if it's because I'm hungry or greedy, but when passing by the store, Gu Huai'an said:

"You guys go first, I'll buy something to eat on the way."

Gu Huai'an didn't have the habit of skipping breakfast, no matter how late he got up, he had to have a bite, so he said hello and went to the store.

"I am coming too!"

Shang Zhuoyan also followed, she said in her heart, you boy, don't try to secretly buy delicious food behind my back!
"that……"

The mature sister Sirin originally wanted to say that I brought you bread and milk for you to eat on the road, but unfortunately the two frizzy ones have gone far.

Sirin had no choice but to smile helplessly.

The small shops in the village basically have nothing to eat, they mostly sell some daily necessities, at most ice cream, instant noodles, bread, drinks... and so on.

Gu Huai'an walked around, but couldn't find anything to eat.

On the contrary, Shang Zhuoyan, she has a pair of eyes that are good at discovering beauty, standing at the door of the store staring at the volcanic stone sausage roasted on the sausage machine, her eyes are shining!

This sausage is not the kind of starchy sausage, but pure meat sausage, with a layer of oil brushed on the surface. After turning and turning on the sausage machine, some of the edible casings on the outside of the sausages have been browned, and some have burst. opened……

Looking at the greasy grilled sausage, Shang Zhuoyan's saliva was about to flow down.

"I want to eat this!"

She pointed to the sausage and said to Gu Huai'an.

"Tell me why, you want to eat."

Gu Huai'an took a few packs of snacks, waved his hands and said.

"Isn't it your treat..."

Shang Zhuoyan fell in love with Gu Huai'an.

"I owe you?" Gu Huaian grinned.

"I don't care, I'm here with you anyway." Shang Zhuoyan began to be arrogant and unreasonable again.

She is not short of money, but just wants to have fun. Aren't boys paying the bill when men and women go out?

"...I asked you to come with me???" Gu Huai'an questioned.

"Hey, Gu Huai'an, you are an entertainer anyway!"

Being completely speechless by this guy, Shang Zhuoyan pinched her waist with her two slender hands and said:
"It's not that you are asked to buy some expensive meals, even a sausage that costs a few dollars, can't you afford it?!"

This guy asked 85 yuan for the song "Calorie". As far as she knows, the copyright fees for "A Diao" and "Want to See You" seem to have arrived in the account in the past two days. Gu Huaian may not be as valuable as them in terms of assets, but how could he be short of money? money!

Picking and searching... who is it!
"Ah, ok, ok..."

Gu Huai'an was also helpless by her, he was indeed a bit held back, but he could afford to buy some snacks for him.

"How much is this sausage?" Gu Huai'an asked.

"Five dollars." The clerk replied.

"Five dollars?!"

Gu Huai'an was surprised, this grilled sausage is not too big, I remember buying a whole package from the Internet for only 20 or [-] yuan, and this one sold for five yuan? ? ?
"puff……"

For some viewers to watch:
"Just now I felt that Xiao Gu has made money and now he doesn't care about the price when he buys things. After a long time, this kid can't change his food!"

"No...brother! Didn't you make any money writing songs? Why are you surprised at five yuan?"

"Hahaha... Shang Zhuoyan is going to die of anger."

……

[Ding, the host successfully gained exposure, points +91X3! 】

"Snapped!"

Shang Zhuoyan slapped herself on the forehead.

Sure enough, I shouldn't let Gu Huai'an treat me, I should just buy it and leave.

To tell the truth, Shang Zhuoyan is a person who cares about face, and basically doesn't look at the price or ask about the price when buying things outside.

With her kind of traffic, her income level is almost at the top in the country, and even if she goes to a luxury store, she basically only looks at the price when she checks out.

As long as she is not buying luxury cars, jewelry, and watches that cost tens of millions or hundreds of millions, she basically pays directly without blinking an eye.

If it wasn't for Gu Huai'an, she would have almost forgotten what "price asking" is.

By the way, she was also puzzled, could Mr. Gu really afford a grilled sausage that cost 6 yuan a piece? !

You are so afraid that you are not kidding me!

"Okay, buy buy buy."

It's true that Gu Huai'an can't afford it, how can I put it...

I used to be poor.

Yes, yesterday, the copyright fees for "A Diao" and "Want to See You" arrived in the account, and the balance of the account went from a few thousand to more than 80. The cost is also being discussed, and the company will call his card on the day the salary is paid.

but.

Maybe it's because he's used to living a normal life. Gu Huai'an knows the price of goods, so he doesn't want to squander money at will.

And he doesn't think it's a shameful thing. He knows that saving is not shameful at any time. Many people underestimate a dime. If you take a bus that costs 1 yuan, you can see that the bus driver will let you get on the bus. car?
He was just down to earth.

Before and after, do you want to say that Gu Huai'an has changed?
That is also there.

For example, this grilled sausage, if before, Gu Huai'an would have turned around and left as soon as he heard that it was five yuan, Shang Zhuoyan would not buy it.

Now, anyway, I still buy it.

And bought several.

Buy two for Su Yuntang and Sister Xilin, one for myself and Shang Zhuoyan, and a few more for the camera teachers by the way...

Both, no fights.

Speaking of which, ever since I helped Sister Xilin ask for plaster that day and said that I fell down and was told "deserved it" by the camera teacher, Gu Lao6 has also become tactful and has begun to maintain the relationship with the camera teacher.

This caused a burst of laughter. Gu Huai'an and the videographer's "a few things to say" have also been hotly discussed recently. Everyone knows that Gu Huai'an is the most hated by the videography teachers.

And the phrase "The dragon slayer will eventually become a dragon" was once again used by everyone.

It is worth mentioning that when paying the bill, Gu Huai'an specifically asked the shop assistant:
"Do you still have that kind... firecrackers?"

"firecracker?"

The shop assistant was stunned.

"As long as it's not throwing a cannon, it's fine." Gu Huai'an explained, "It's best to wipe the cannon or something."

"...Why do you want that thing?"

Shang Zhuoyan was stunned.

"Play, what else can I do." Gu Huai'an said frankly.

Charlene Shang: "(￢_￢) aim"

There is always a bad feeling.

But this season, there should be no firecrackers, right?

Generally, the season for selling firecrackers is winter, and the Chinese New Year atmosphere is like this all over the country.

How can there be firecrackers in summer.

Gu Huaian was not sure if there were any, but fortunately, the clerk said that there were still some unsold ones in the store during the Chinese New Year, but the quality was not guaranteed, so she asked Gu Huaian if she wanted it.

"Ok, Ok."

Gu Huai'an happily bought a large box, the kind that could be wiped off. He seemed very happy, as happy as a fat boy of two hundred catties.

Shang Zhuoyan looked at him suspiciously, always feeling that something was wrong...

Back in the car, after handing out the sausages, Gu Huai'an held his phone in his arms and didn't know what he was looking at.

After Shang Zhuoyan finished eating her sausage, she felt a little unfulfilled, seeing Gu Huai'an staring at her phone, so she came up with the idea of ​​Gu Huai'an's roast sausage.

"What are you looking at?"

She sneaked closer, the smell of perfume and cosmetics on her body was refreshing.

When he bowed slightly, Xiong Da Xiong Er wobbled again, making people a little dizzy.

"Look at this grilled sausage..." Gu Huai'an replied.

But the screen on Gu Huai'an's phone turned out to be...

The interface of volcanic stone sausages searched by a certain treasure.

Shang Zhuoyan: "???"

At that time, Shang Zhuoyan had question marks on her face!
Brother!

Why are you searching for this?

As if seeing Shang Zhuoyan's question, Gu Huai'an replied:

"I want to buy two packs and bake it myself. It's not difficult."

As soon as this is said...

"puff……"

then!

Many viewers who watched the show burst out laughing!
Everyone said:

"Gu Huai'an, why are you like my mother?!"

"Hahaha... My mother always thinks that things outside are expensive, and after seeing how others make them, she comes back and buys raw materials to make them herself."

"I just said that you were generous and bought a lot of them. Why are you waiting here for a long time?!"

……

[Ding, the host successfully gained exposure, points +91X5! 】

A lot of things are expensive these days, restaurants outside start at thirty or fifty for any dish, like that kind of flavored eggplant, fish-flavored shredded pork...

If you cook that kind of dish at home with raw materials, you may not need ten yuan.

In many street restaurants, the price of ribs is now comparable to that of beef. It’s better to order fried chicken and grilled fish. Ordering ribs will not kill you!

In fact, this is easy to understand, people want to make money.

If you don't have to make a profit, whoever sells it.

Many young people now think that spending three to five hundred for a meal is not considered money, but for many adults, that money is enough for a family to eat several meals.

When young people see delicious food, they subconsciously want to taste it, but many adults see some delicious food, but they want to buy some raw materials to make by themselves.

Eating out is not as good as eating at home.

It is not complicated to make a dish these days, and you can search for it by opening short video software on the Internet.

Life is daily necessities, rice, oil and salt, money is hard to earn, and money is hard to eat, so saving a little is a little bit.

Let’s just talk about the volcanic stone grilled sausage that Gu Huai’an and the others ate. Search on a certain treasure, and the cheaper one is less than 20 yuan a pack. There are ten sausages in it, and the average one is less than two yuan.

The slightly more expensive ones are in the early 20s. If you want to say that there are expensive ones, the question is, are the street shops using them that expensive?

It's pointless to lift that bar.

Do you want to say that this thing is difficult to make?

It's not difficult at all!

You take it out, let alone fry it in a pan, you just throw it in the microwave and turn it around a few times to heat it up and eat it.

Buying a stick that costs five, six, seven or eight yuan is not enough to hurt you, so just buy a few packs of it and eat it to enjoy it, isn't it delicious!
"you……"

"you really……"

Shang Zhuoyan opened her mouth and was stunned for a while but didn't give any accurate evaluation. The spicy Thai pants definitely couldn't be said, and in the end she just gave Gu Huai'an a thumbs up.

It means I am convinced.

It has to be you, Gu Huaian!
"Hahaha……"

Even the audience laughed.

You can say that Gu Huaian is not good, he is a celebrity artist who writes songs and earns hundreds of thousands, even if he buys a grilled sausage, he has to think about not letting him go.

You say he has no brains, and the things he does are so cost-effective.

The behavior of the adults in the family always makes some young people feel ashamed, but which behavior of the adults is not without reason?
It's all the same thing, it's nothing more than a hands-on thing, and it can save a lot of money. If you let the adults say, why not do it?
As for why everyone laughs at Gu Huai'an, it's not because they are laughing at him, maybe they think his behavior is similar to many of their elders.

It's a bit contrasting, a bit of a market, a bit of a rogue, but it's so rational that people can't find any faults, and it also makes people feel so kind.

"You... do you still eat grilled sausage?"

Seeing Gu Huai'an staring at the phone endlessly, Shang Zhuoyan quietly moved her mouth to the sausage...

Gently opened the small cherry mouth, wanting to swallow the whole sausage.

The sausage was skewered with bamboo sticks, she just wanted to take advantage of Gu Huai'an's inattention, and bite it off, so Gu Huai'an would be useless even if he exploded on the spot, the sausage had already been swallowed into her mouth!

How dare he spank himself?

But just when her mouth was about to touch the sausage...

"Definitely eat it."

Gu Huai'an directly removed the sausage.

"Well……"

Shang Zhuoyan's cheeks were puffed up angrily, and she stared at Gu Huai'an resentfully with her small mouth pursed.

"It's not like you don't have one, why eat mine?" Gu Huai'an said.

"It's over..." Shang Zhuoyan said aggrievedly.

"You eat someone else's after you finish eating?"

Gu Huai'an was stunned, what is the reason for this horse riding!
Is there any reason!

"I...eat too fast and didn't taste anything." Shang Zhuoyan still tried to quibble.

"Ah……"

Gu Huai'an felt happy, couldn't help laughing and said:
"Are you that Zhu Bajie who eats ginseng fruit? You can't even taste one..."

"You... Who are you calling Zhu Bajie!"

"It's just a metaphor, you don't need to check it out."

"You're clearly talking about me! Gu Huai'an!"

"Hey, don't stab someone with that stick! Hiss...you really stab!"

……

In the car.

Gu Huai'an was stuck for a long time by Shang Zhuoyan with the stick that had finished eating the sausage, and Gu Huai'an once wondered if he would drink a glass of water when he turned around, like Tom Cat in the cartoon "Tom and Jerry" he had seen before.

In the end, it was actor Su who gave the roast sausage to Shang Zhuoyan. He was not very happy to eat this kind of food. It was very oily and the meat used was not necessarily healthy.

He maintains his health and eats relatively light food.

Speaking of which, actor Su is really looking forward to today's horse riding session, he is very good at equestrianism, basically there is nothing that cannot be tamed if he is not the kind of fierce horse.

Today is the day for him to stand up. He has already thought about it. At that time, he can teach Gu Huai'an and Shang Zhuoyan to ride horses, and by the way, sell a wave of memory kills with Xilin.

last night……

Many people didn't notice Xilin and Gu Huai'an's "Looking West CP", but actor Su noticed it.

I think Su Yuntang has pursued Xilin for so many years, and those netizens have given him so many titles, such as "Affectionate Movie King", "Licking Dog" and "Boiling Sheep"...

There is no one who can get CP for him and Sirin!

This Gu Huai'an and Xi Lin have only known each other for a few days, so they are on CP!
Is this okay? !
The film king Su was forced to do so. He has already contacted the company. As long as he has some good interactions with Xilin on the show, you can watch it tonight. It must be his and Xilin's CP. !

It's just that he hasn't figured out their CP names yet, MD Gu Huai'an doesn't know how to manage it, and the CP names of the three female guests are so nice...

"Ban Pei takes care of CP" with Pei Jingshu.

Talk to Shang Zhuoyan's "Android CP".

"Looking West CP" with Sirin.

How did you come up with it? ? ?
While actor Su was obsessed with equestrianism, Gu Huai'an was staring at the box of firecrackers in his hand thoughtfully.

……

　In fact, I am not afraid to tell everyone that every song written in the early stage is a foreshadowing, and there will be echoes and explosions in the later stage;

　　I am a very stubborn person, I never care what other people tell me to do, I don't care, I can write whatever I want!
　　Friends who like to read believe that you will fall in love with this book after reading it. If you are like me, then I think this matter...

　　Thai pants are hot!
　　
　
(End of this chapter)