Tokyo people don't talk about Wude

Chapter 5 05. Come up with the community link quickly!

"I've already met Mr. Jiangniao." After school, Kyushu Makoto and Bad San held a meeting on the rooftop:
"She was a good teacher, at least on the surface."

"Impossible! She said terrible things to us that day..." General Tang Zegui recalled carefully: "And her eyes were also very cold, very scary! I will never forget it!"

"Hmph, I told you that she is a hypocritical scum, and you are all played around." Takatsuki Genji crossed his arms and said angrily.Judging by his anxious expression, he probably wanted to go home quickly.

"So we will implement the plan tomorrow to find out her details." Makoto Kyushu sighed:

"I really hope she's a good teacher, otherwise I'd have to admit she's a great actress."

"Then let's break up like this today?" Suzuki Yuhito suggested:

"I want to go home early and play games. I just bought Persona 8 recently."

"Hey, haven't you cleared the level yet?" General Tang Zegui complained eagerly, "Didn't you say you could finish the game yesterday, and then lend me to play?"

"Recently, I'm brushing the full-level attributes of "Yukino Mafuyu", and I'm going to play the hidden challenge level. Wait for me for a few more days~" Suzuki Yuhito argued.

"Wait a minute, I want to ask you to do me a favor." Makoto Kyushu clapped his hands to attract their attention, and asked, "Do you know what "association name" is? "

"Oh, it's just a name in an unpopular club, but I don't usually participate in activities. This way, I won't be regarded as a "homecoming club" by the school, and I won't be troubled by teachers and student unions. "Suzuki Yuhito explained:

"Your name is in the Law Research Club, and I'm in the Qingyin Club, both of which are unpopular clubs. Brother Yuan is in the baseball club because he is the main force of the school's baseball team in his junior high school."

"The Law Research Club was originally a small club near the abolished Ministry." General Tang Zegui also introduced: "Because I happen to be able to make up the minimum number of members of the club, the minister made an exception and let me join the club, but I don't need to participate in any club activities."

"Hey, it sounds like very useful campus survival knowledge~" Kyushu Makoto showed admiration: "Then do you have any clubs you recommend?"

Suzuki Yuhito took out his mobile phone to open the campus forum, and showed a post to Kyushu Makoto:

"Mancai Club, Psychic Research Club, and Siesta Club. These three clubs are currently on the verge of being abolished, and they urgently need to recruit people. They will definitely welcome your name!"

"It all sounds good." Makoto Kyushu thought about it: "But are there other options?"

Although he just went to the club to make a name, Jiuzhou Cheng also has his own pursuit.

One of the main points of the "Unlimited Fighting Technique" he learned in his previous life is to allow himself to carry weapons legally and reasonably.

For example, his adoptive father specially obtained an auto repair certificate so that he can carry a large wrench with him so that he can help people repair cars at any time.

Several of his brothers have also worked as decoration workers, so that they can carry screwdrivers, pickaxes and other hardware tools with them to repair houses for others at any time.

So Kyushu wondered if he could legally and reasonably carry any weapons with him on the grounds of being a "member of the association"?
In other words, after he took out his weapon and had a fight with someone outside, could he explain to the police that he carried the weapon with him because he was a member of such and such a club at school?
Obviously, none of the three associations proposed by Suzuki will work.

If it is simple and rough, the Kendo Club and the Baseball Club are both good choices.One can carry a bamboo sword and the other can carry a baseball bat, both legal weapons.

But these two clubs are relatively popular sports clubs, and he will definitely not be named.Besides, in Wano country, carrying bamboo swords and bats can easily be mistaken for bad boys and cause unnecessary trouble.

Therefore, in Tokyo, where the rainy season is frequent, an iron umbrella is the most low-key and legal long weapon.

"Speaking of nominal clubs, I remember a club called "Human Nature Observation Department". General Tang Zegui remembered something and recalled:
"There are currently only three or four members in that club, but it is said that the father of the current president is one of the school's sponsors, so she made an exception and let her set up a club."

"Human Nature Observation Department? What is this for?" Makoto Kyushu asked curiously.

"It is said that he keeps making troubles for students from other clubs, and then observes and records their embarrassing reactions. It is called "studying human weaknesses". General Tang Zegui thought hard and said:

"I heard that they have very few club activities, and they only need to report once or twice a week."

"I am super, what kind of fun alliance!" Jiuzhou Cheng's scalp was numb when he heard it, and he quickly shook his head and vetoed: "No, no!"

Kyushu Cheng often surfed the Internet in his previous life, and successively entered "Xinjin Emperor Forum", "Zu'an Number One Scholar List", "Cyber ​​Geisha Club" and other well-known entertainer websites for further study, in order to improve his psychological quality and ridicule in actual combat Skill.

After years of painstaking practice, he finally comprehended a philosophy of life - stay away from happy people.

Because once I get in touch with fun people, I will become their fun sooner or later.

So he would never go to this club, which is full of fun people at first sight.

"Hmph, how about you go to the art club? That club is about to be disbanded." Genji Takatsuki suggested impatiently: "It's a pity that it's full of girls, you will definitely think it's sissy."

"Meigongshe?" Kyushu Cheng suddenly became interested: "What is this for?"

"It should be paper-cutting..." Suzuki Yuhito shrugged and sighed:

"Because it is a very unpopular type of art, it was oppressed by old-fashioned art clubs such as the "Manga Club" and "Painting Club", and it was completely impossible to recruit people. "

"Wait. Paper cutting?" Jiuzhou Cheng caught the key word, and his eyes glowed golden: "That is to say, they can use scissors?"

"Yes, why are you so excited all of a sudden?" Genji Takatsuki was confused: "Is it because they are all girls?"

"I'll go take a look now, see you tomorrow!" Jiuzhou Cheng immediately picked up his schoolbag and left the rooftop without looking back.

According to the club bulletin board of the student union, Kyushu Makoto finally found the classroom of the Meigong Club.

This mobile classroom was transformed from the utility room under the stairs, so the area is small, and the criss-crossing water pipes and wires can still be seen on the walls.

Four girls sat around a large table, some of them were listlessly cutting paper, while others simply played with their mobile phones.

"Tianhai sauce said that she would quit the club and join the basketball club." A girl said casually.

"Eh? Then there are only four people left in our club?" Another girl lay down on the table in frustration: "Yada! Then we will be downgraded to a club!"

"Who told her that the senior she likes is in the basketball club." Another girl suggested, "Anyway, should we recruit another person?"

"Hey, who will join our club...the manga department next door is more attractive..." The girl who looked like a minister lamented: "The club entrusted to me by seniors...has it finally come to an end?"

dong dong dong-

The girls were discussing pessimistically when Makoto Kyushu knocked on the door and came in.

"Excuse me, everyone." Jiuzhou Cheng looked at the four girls, and said straight to the point: "I heard that your club is short of people, can I come and get a name?"

As if seeing a hero appearing on the stage, the female minister immediately rushed forward and held his hand, shaking it vigorously up and down: "Really? Is it really possible? This classmate is really a lifesaver!"

"Oh! This way we don't have to abolish the department!" A very burly girl raised her hand and cheered.

"Wait a minute, "ohs" is a modal particle only used by sports clubs, right? "Another girl complained, but there was a joyful smile on her face.

Kyushu completed the club application form and asked, "Your main activity is paper-cutting, right?"

"Well, paper-cutting is our specialty, and we were in charge of making paper-cutting decorations for the school festival last year!" The female minister puffed up her chest proudly.

Kyushu Cheng picked up the scissors on the table and weighed them.The scissors used by this society are made of plastic, but the heads are very sharp, and they can penetrate human skin with a little effort.

Moreover, in Wano Country, this kind of art plastic scissors is not considered a controlled knife, and it is not illegal to carry it with you, which makes Kyushu Makoto very satisfied.

"Coincidentally, I know a thing or two about paper-cutting." Makoto Jiuzhou picked up another piece of red colored paper and cut it flexibly.

Jiuzhoucheng learned the art of paper-cutting with a senior in his previous life, and he was responsible for cutting the paper window stickers for the Spring Festival every year in Wuguan.

After 15 minutes, Kyushu cut out a delicate Chinese window sticker with a goldfish pattern.

The four girls were stunned, and the female minister blushed with excitement and screamed, "Kyushu-kun is so amazing! This is already at the level of a professional craftsman!"

"If there are necessary activities in the club in the future, you can notify me to participate, and I will not show up in the club for the rest of the time." Jiuzhou Cheng picked up his schoolbag and prepared to leave: "I like the club's scissors very much, can you take some away?"

I will be a member of the art club who loves paper-cut art in the future, so it is reasonable to go out with art scissors, right?

"Hi! Of course there is no problem! Kyushu-kun can use the scissors here as you please, and our funds are still sufficient!" The female minister was already extremely happy at this time, so she didn't care about such a small amount of money.

"Great! Let's protect the Scissors Club together... Artwork Club, everyone!" Makoto Kyushu clenched his fists and made a cheering gesture, stuffed a few pieces of scissors into his pocket, and left the club.

(End of this chapter)