My daily mountain driving, I met a fox at the beginning and got married

Chapter 57
Wait until the elder fox finishes chatting with Liu Wenchang.

He came to Zhang Hao in a few steps, his face full of longing, but he smiled and said: "Brother, the master told me just now that he has arranged a very important position for you, and I will also have a relationship with you." Light, sit with you."

Looking at his smiling expression, the corners of Zhang Hao's eyes twitched slightly.

Still beautiful...

Arrange the seat of the guest for me, that's because I can play the suona well, and because of the song [White Fox], but arrange an important position for you, that is, I want to do something to you.

For example, you are eating rice, and the fox is eating you...

Just thinking about that scene gave Zhang Hao goosebumps and his brows furrowed at the same time.

The fox's arrangement is a bit difficult to handle. In this way, it can be said that his plan has been disrupted. He has to find a way to make his plan effective.

Before he could figure it out.

"Squeak~"

The high-pitched voice of the fox rang in his ears.

Liu Wenchang, who was in a hallucination, never noticed anything wrong. In his eyes, everything here is normal and there is no problem.

Except that this family got married at night, and there were some customs, which were different from the weddings he had attended, everything else was completely normal.

Even when those people were talking, he could still understand them, and he also understood what they meant.

He just didn't know why, but he always felt that Zhang Hao couldn't understand what these people said, maybe it was because Zhang Hao was dumb?Or maybe it's because Zhang Hao has a bad relationship with them?
Forget it, it doesn't matter, anyway, he will just relay what those people said to Zhang Hao.

No time wasted, no energy wasted.

As everyone knows, all of this is because he fell into hallucinations and made up his own brain.

At this time, he turned his head to look at the speaker, listened attentively to what he said, showed a sudden realization expression, and turned his head in an instant: "Come on, they are preparing to eat, tell us to hurry over there."

The voice just fell.

Several foxes surrounded Zhang Hao and Liu Wenchang, all grinning and squinting their eyes, and walked towards the cave.

Liu Wenchang always had an excited expression, his eyes glowed, and he kept licking his dry lips.

He hasn't had a full meal for a long time, and now he has finally met a married man. This family has not recognized his identity as a murderer, so he can still have a meal here, which is an eye-opener for him.

There was a forced smile on the corner of Zhang Hao's mouth, and there was no smile in it.

Feast... just the feast for the fox to marry, not anything weird.

Surrounded by several foxes, the two came to a stone table in the center of the cave, and were arranged in the position of host and guest.

"Tsk, buddy, you're awesome, you're the big guest! I'll have a good time with you, and I'll be the second guest." Liu Wenchang said happily.

Zhang Hao still didn't speak, showing that he was calm, and sat anxiously in his heart.

To be honest, he has no interest in eating. It is mainly what the fox eats. He may not be able to eat it...

Another one is that the mountain treasure is more important than the banquet, he would rather see where the mountain treasure is placed first, and take it for a while and run away.

However, the seat arranged...it is a bit of a struggle to run. This is the center of the cave. No matter which cave you run to, you have to pass several stone tables. As long as those foxes find that they are holding mountain treasures, they can Make a timely interception.

This is the main factor hindering the implementation of his plan.

After all, his original plan was to take the poachers to sit at the edge of the stone table during the meal after the fox bridegroom and bride had worshiped the church, and after seeing the mountain treasure, he would find the right opportunity Take the poachers to visit, as long as there is an opportunity, immediately take away the mountain treasure, and use corresponding methods to make the foxes think that the poachers have taken the mountain treasure.

Of course, these foxes are not fools, and Zhang Hao has no intention of letting the poachers take the blame for him all the time. As long as the poachers can delay the fox for more than ten minutes, or even about 10 minutes, Zhang Hao will have the opportunity to take advantage of this time to go down the mountain. .

The whole plan will be completed in one go, and it will be very smooth.

But now... the situation is a bit difficult.

The most important thing is that the fox's marriage has been going on until now, and he doesn't even know what a mountain treasure is, and he hasn't seen the foxes sacrifice a mountain treasure at all.

Neither the dowry nor the dowry was included, Zhang Hao just confirmed it.

wow~
At this time, the sound of gurgling water suddenly sounded beside my ears.

Zhang Hao paused and turned his eyes to follow the sound.

Liu Wenchang picked up a vessel like a kettle and poured a transparent liquid into the stone cup in front of him.

Then, he picked up the stone cup, put it in front of his nose and smelled it, showing a little enjoyment.

Then, without even thinking about it, he drank the liquid in the stone cup in one gulp, smacked his mouth, and closed his eyes tightly, feeling very comfortable.

But his expression didn't last for a few seconds, and he looked a little weird.

He opened his eyes, looked at the stone cup, put it in front of his nose and smelled it, looked at it suspiciously, and muttered: "Why is this wine not strong at all, it smells quite fragrant."

It's strange if you have energy...how can a fox drink alcohol.

Zhang Hao cursed, but did not choose to point it out, but took a deep look at the transparent liquid in the vessel.

There is a high probability that it is ordinary mountain spring water, or the water specially made by foxes.

Looking around, seeing that the stone table in the cave was gradually filled with foxes, the stone table in front of him was also filled with foxes, and all of them were elder foxes.

When those elder foxes were grinning at him, showing their fangs, and making a "squeak" sound, Zhang Hao swallowed his saliva, showing a forced smile, neither nodding nor shaking his head.

On the contrary, Liu Wenchang chatted happily with them, sometimes bursting into bursts of hearty laughter, as enthusiastic as a family.

In fact, in Zhang Hao's view, he was talking to himself, because how can a human being communicate with animals?

Followed by.

After the noisy cave gradually quieted down, several foxes emerged from each entrance of the cave carrying stone plates, heading towards different stone tables.

This is served.

Liu Wenchang had been waiting for this moment. He stretched his neck long ago, poked his head out, looked into those stone plates, and kept swallowing his saliva.

Zhang Hao also poked his head to look, and his face darkened after just one glance.

The foxes served the food extremely fast, and within a short period of time, the stone table was full, and there was no room for it to pile up.

Liu Wenchang picked up the branch chopsticks, held something similar to a stone bowl, and couldn't help swallowing the saliva he secreted: "Dude, your marriage is really different. The banquet is full of meat, and you don't even order food." ah!"

Zhang Hao twisted his stiff neck, looking at the stone plates one after another.

Gray dead mice with unshedding hairs, half unshaved pheasants with their internal organs piled up together, black hard-shelled worms the size of a thumb, newborn mice that have not grown hair for a long time, and some with Bleeding, I can't see what the internal organs are...

What I said seems to be correct, it is indeed meat, this is the meat...

Before Zhang Hao could react.

He saw that Liu Wenchang couldn't hold it anymore, picked up his chopsticks, picked up a bloody chicken intestine mixed with unknown mucus, and put it in his mouth, chewing it.

While chewing, he also showed a look of enjoyment, and some unknown mucus flowed from the corner of his mouth.

Zhang Hao felt his stomach churning, and his throat almost opened wide, vomiting out all the food he had eaten in the past few days.

It's really... too disgusting.

However, you must not vomit. Once you vomit, it will be too easy for the foxes around to find out.

Suppressing his nausea, Zhang Hao kept breathing down, trying not to look at Liu Wenchang.

Liu Wenchang swallowed the chicken intestines, licked his lips, and his eyes lit up: "This crispy belly tastes really good! I don't know how to deal with it, but it's not fishy, ​​and the spiciness and acidity are just right, not bad .”

While talking, he picked up another dead mouse, put it into his mouth, and chewed it.

After eating the dead mouse, he looked around, as if he was the only one moving the chopsticks, and everyone else just picked up the chopsticks and did not pick up the food, especially Zhang Hao, who was sitting in the guest seat, didn't even pick up the chopsticks got up.

He looked at Zhang Hao suspiciously and asked, "What's the matter, buddy, why don't you eat it, is this dish not to your liking?"

Zhang Hao waved his hand, forced a smile, and suppressed the churning in his stomach.

Liu Wenchang nodded thoughtfully, looked at the people at this table again, hesitated for a moment, put down his chopsticks, and reached into his pockets to fumble.

Not long after, he took out several white, crumpled plastic bags.

With a flick of his big hand, the plastic bag was unfolded with a 'crash' sound. This movement was exceptionally quick, and it was obvious that he had practiced a lot on weekdays.

This is the intention to 'hug seats'.

Sure enough, he smiled and looked at everyone: "If you don't eat it, then I have to take it away. Such a delicious dish should not be wasted."

(End of this chapter)