My daily mountain driving, I met a fox at the beginning and got married

Chapter 54 Just pretending to be a fool, get away with it!
The faint green light fluttered in the dense forest, reflecting the somewhat pale faces of the two, reflecting the orange fur of the foxes, reflecting the bright red cloth strips hanging on the branches, and the colorful red lanterns .

Among the weeds on both sides of the path, bright red Bianhua flowers bloom, and the red and green intersect harmoniously but abruptly and treacherously.

In front of the kissing team.

Several foxes in happy clothes were scattered on both sides of the path, each carrying a basket, and inside the basket were some flower petals picked from nowhere.

There are also two baskets containing wild fruits.

"Tsk tsk tsk, this scene is quite beautiful." Liu Wenchang spoke suddenly, with the corners of his mouth upturned: "You are getting married in the mountains, and the scene is so beautiful! Good guy, this is even more grand than getting married in the town."

"Hey, there are also roses on both sides, so beautiful, there are all kinds of colors, huh? Why are there chrysanthemums, how can you use chrysanthemums when you get married here?"

"Ah, ah, those girls who are going to throw flowers are so pretty, are they also from your side?"

He groped the stubble on his chin, licked his lips and said.

Zhang Hao squinted his eyes and ignored it.

What is certain is that the scene he saw and the poacher saw were too different.

This buddy saw the roses, the exquisitely arranged scenes, the beautiful "girls" who were about to scatter petals, and many normal things.

Gee.

Very good, really good.

If what he saw was the scene he saw, I believe he might not be able to laugh, and he might never want to poach again.

Without answering, Zhang Hao turned his head and looked not far away, at the red sedan chair, four bearers stood at the four corners of the sedan chair, also wearing bright red wedding clothes, the cheeks of the sharp-mouthed monkeys were reflected by the green light. .

The two maidservants standing beside the sedan chair were well-dressed, and always gave people a kind of winking feeling.

If this is from the perspective of a poacher, it might look good.

And in front of the red sedan chair, there are a few old-fashioned foxes who look like elders, hunched over, leaning on crutches, with the corners of their mouths completely open, revealing a mouthful of sharp teeth.

Looking away from those foxes, Zhang Hao saw that at the end of the path in front of him was the entrance of a cave.

In front of the entrance, there is a huge incense stand, on which wild fruits in the mountains have already been placed.

On the side, a pheasant whose neck was full of dried blood and whose feathers had not faded was placed on a plate.

A wild rabbit, the white hair has been soaked in blood, and the surface seems to have the bite marks of a fox.

And a bloody pig's head with its eyes open and the pig's hair still intact.

On the incense stand, two white candles were lit, emitting wisps of white smoke, and the faint candle flames swayed with the wind.

Liu Wenchang licked his lips, swallowed his saliva, and stared straight at the tribute fruit on the incense stand, as well as the hare, pheasant, and pig's head.

Seeing this, Zhang Hao quickly turned his head away and stopped looking at him.

"Squeak~"

at this time.

Accompanied by an evil, loud, yet melodious howl of a fox.

It seemed that the frozen scene was shattered, and the fox groom led the foxes who carried the dowry, separated from the bride-seeking team, and headed for the bright red sedan chair.

Zhang Hao just watched helplessly without saying a word or responding.

His brain was spinning rapidly, and he was also waiting until the fox's wedding ceremony was over.

Because only after the fox's wedding ceremony is over, the mountain treasure may appear. As soon as the mountain treasure appears, he will immediately think of a way, implement the plan, grab the mountain treasure and run away!

By the time the foxes reacted, he had already gone down the mountain.

What he has to do now is to hold his breath. He must not reveal himself, nor have too many emotional fluctuations, let alone show anything. Foxes are really too sensitive. Once they find out, things will be bad. done.

"Oh, buddy, I have to say, this family is quite generous. I saw it just now. There is half a wild boar under the red cloth! The rest seems to be money..." Liu Wenchang sucked his saliva, Eyes straightened.

Zhang Hao looked at the bloody wild boar bones being carried by the fox, and piles of somewhat damaged Ming coins collected from unknown sources, his pupils shrank slightly, and his expression was a bit unnatural.

"Squeak~"

At this moment.

After bursts of loud voices.

Zhang Hao caught a glimpse of the fox bridegroom walking up to the sedan chair, opening the sedan chair curtain, stretching out his furry paw, and gently pulling the middle of the sedan chair, the other furry paw slowly guiding the red-covered fox in the sedan chair The bride stepped out of the sedan chair step by step.

The two foxes walked towards the incense stand holding hands, just like people.

Next, the fox is ready to start worshiping!

According to ancient records, one of the most indispensable ceremonies in a fox marriage is the worship of the fox bridegroom and the fox bride.

This is the most critical ceremony in a fox's marriage, and it is also a point that mountain walkers must always pay attention to.

The overall process of a fox’s marriage is learned from humans, so there are some similarities, but some processes have been changed by the fox demon. Worship the mountain god, worship the mountain spirit, and then the husband and wife worship each other.

After the husband and wife worship each other, all the foxes participating in the wedding must send their blessings. Simply put, they call a few times, just like people will say auspicious words when they are watching the marriage.

Moreover, the fox will be doing some other things later.

The most important thing for hikers to pay attention to is that when they see the fox bridegroom and bride bowing to each other, they must immediately get ready to howl with the surrounding foxes.

Of course, you don't have to call it, the end is nothing more than being discovered by the fox, what a big deal.

"Squeak~"

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, I don't know if this bride looks good or not." Liu Wenchang looked at it excitedly, and kept reminding Zhang Hao loudly.

Zhang Hao didn't respond, but looked at the fox couple who had already worshiped the mountain god and the mountain spirit, and were about to worship each other. At the same time, they glanced at the surrounding foxes from the corner of their eyes, and were always ready to howl together pretending to be like foxes. .

at this time.

"Squeak~"

The commanding fox spoke again, and all the foxes seemed to be ready.

In front of the incense stand, the fox bridegroom and the fox bride stood opposite each other, holding their furry paws, about one meter apart.

Then, bowed deeply to the other party in salute.

The moment the two sides bowed down.

Zhang Hao immediately noticed that all the foxes around raised their heads, opened their mouths, and started howling.

Even Liu Wenchang on the side opened his mouth, as if he was about to say something.

"Congratulations, you have a precious son, hehe."

coming!

It's now.

Without hesitation, Zhang Hao imitated the other foxes, raised his head, opened his mouth, and pretended to howl.

"Squeak~"

"Squeak~"

Zhang Hao saw that there was nothing abnormal, the corners of his mouth were slightly turned up, and a little cunning flashed in his eyes.

Huh, it's good.

It seems to have gotten away with it.

He had thought of this method a long time ago. When other foxes howl, he just needs to put on a face. Anyway, these foxes will definitely not be able to hear it. They are all focused on getting married, who cares who is not talking Ah, yes.

However, just as he was thinking about it.

Suddenly, he clearly felt that there seemed to be several cold and suspicious eyes, suddenly attacking him.

(End of this chapter)