I trade everything in Journey to the West

After half a month,

Huaguoshan, Shuiliandong.

There were lights and colorful decorations everywhere, and the atmosphere was full of joy, but it was Sun Wukong’s birthday. Early in the morning, the monkeys in Huaguo Mountain got busy together.

Clean the cave, arrange banquets,...

The entire Huaguo Mountain was extremely busy, and even the little demons commanded by the Seventy-two Cave Demon King under Sun Wukong were accused of making them turn around.

It's noon,

Fang Longye and the seven others who were also invited, the Bull Demon King, the Jiao Demon King, the Peng Demon King, the Lion and Camel King, the Macaque King and the Tamarin King, arrived one after another.

Maybe it’s the day of my birthday,

Monkey Sun Wukong was dressed very festively today. He was wearing a golden armor and a red robe. He was standing in front of the Water Curtain Cave to welcome guests, with a burning look on his face.

Seeing everyone greeting everyone with smiles and grins reaching the back of their faces, Fang Longye suspected that this monkey was just happy that he had received a lot of birthday gifts for himself.

He looked at it and saw that there were quite a few gifts.

The Demon King of the Seventy-Two Caves of Huaguo Mountain alone gave him a lot of magical materials and precious medicines. Judging from the appearance, he might be the treasure of these Demon Kings.

Thinking about it, it was quite unfortunate that the Demon King of the Seventy-Two Caves had to deal with a boss like Monkey.

Even though he is busy on weekdays, he does everything possible to please the monkey, is extremely respectful, and always obeys orders and does whatever he is told.

The results of it?

In Journey to the West in the previous life,

After he secretly ate peaches and elixirs and rebelled against him, the heavenly soldiers and generals attacked him, and after the demon king of the Seventy-Two Cave was captured by heaven, the four generals and the monkeys and grandchildren all cried for him~

Monkeys are better,

He didn't take it seriously at all, "The leaders Kuang captured were tigers, leopards, wolves, badgers, deer, foxes, etc. None of my kind was injured, so why bother?"

of course,

Perhaps he said this to boost morale and comfort his descendants, but no matter what, the coldness was evident.

"Brother, you are here~"

Sun Wukong was very enthusiastic and jumped up to Fang Longye.

Fang Longye turned around, no longer thinking about this matter, smiled at the monkey and said:

"Baby, you are dressed so festively today!"

Immediately, he handed over a gift box.

"Thank you, brother~"

The monkey was always impatient, so he hurriedly opened it and took a look, only to see several red fairy peaches with purple texture, filled with purple and green aura.

Make the surroundings full of brilliance~

"This is?"

The fragrance of peach fills the air, filling the whole body.

Just smelling it makes people feel refreshed and the power within their bodies sprouts.

Sun Wukong couldn't help but salivate. He suppressed his greed, swallowed, raised his head and looked at Fang Longye and asked.

"Peach, this is actually a peach!"

The macaque king on the side could not help but twitch his nose, followed the smell and came to his eyes, and said in surprise:

"It's actually a purple-striped peach with a core that ripens only once every 9,000 years? Brother, yes, you can go to the Queen Mother's peach garden and steal peaches~"

Fang Longye knocked off the furry monkey paw that the macaque king had sneaked over, rolled his eyes and said:

"What are you stealing peaches? This is a gift from the Queen Mother of the West when I accompanied my wife to the Heavenly Palace for a wedding visit~"

"Old man, put it away quickly, be careful of being spotted and stolen by some sneaky thief~" Fang Longye turned to Sun Wukong and said in a pretentious manner.

Sun Wukong glanced at the Macaque King belatedly and quickly put the gift box away.

The macaque king smiled bitterly.

Qiang defended himself: "I just want to check whether the peach is real or fake for Lao Ba~"

Fang Longye could only laugh at this.

After putting away the gift box, Sun Wukong couldn't help but look at the Macaque King and asked:

"Brother Six, I just heard you say that the fairy peach that my elder brother gave me is called a flat peach. Is it very precious?"

"You're in luck~"

The Macaque King knew how attractive the Queen Mother of the West's flat peaches were to the monkey genus, so it was almost a luxury for him to ask for one from Lao Ba.

Unavoidably, he looked a little sad.

However, he still introduced to Sun Wukong:

"This flat peach comes from the flat peach garden of the Queen Mother of the West. It is an ancient treasure and is very precious."

"There are a total of 3,600 flat peach trees."

"There are 1,200 plants in front of you. They have tiny flowers and small fruits. They ripen once every three thousand years. If you eat them, you will become an immortal and your body will be light."

"There are 1,200 plants in the middle, with layers of sweet and sweet flowers. They ripen once every six thousand years. If a person eats the Xia Li, he will ascend to heaven and become immortal."

"There are 1,200 plants in the back, with purple lines and cores. It will be ripe once in nine thousand years. If a person eats it, he will live as long as the heaven and the earth, and the sun and the moon will have the same age."

Speaking of which,

He couldn't help but smacked his mouth and said with a look on his face:

“The most important thing is that the flat peach tastes so delicious, it’s really nostalgic!”

He patted Sun Wukong on the shoulder and said:

"Your Sixth Brother and I have only been lucky enough to taste a few before. I have only eaten one of the purple-striped peach with a core that ripens only once in 9,000 years."

"The boss really loves you as my little brother. He gave you six or seven purple-striped flat peaches. If I had known about it, I would have been the youngest~"

While talking,

The Macaque King glanced at Fang Longye from time to time.

Seeing his wide-eyed look, Fang Longye couldn't help but laugh and curse:

"I'm going to beat you up for being such a glutton! I gave Lao Ba the flat peach because it was helpful to his practice. What else can the flat peach do to you?"

But that’s what it is said,

Fang Longye still took out a few more purple-striped flat peaches and distributed them to the Macaque King and the Tamarin King who also came over after hearing the sound~

Seeing that other people were also looking at him, Fang Longye waved his hand, shook his head and said:

"No more, really no more!"

of course,

He still has three or two in his hand, but it's not enough. It's better to just say they're gone.

The Bull Demon King regretted:

"Purple-striped flat peach, this is a rare thing, I haven't even eaten it a few times!"

The Dragon Demon King, Peng Demon King, and Lion and Camel King under him all nodded in agreement with what he said.

"Boss, you are really generous with your actions!"

Even though they didn't get the peach, the Bull Demon King, Jiao Demon King and others still sighed.

To know,

Such top-notch flat peaches are always only provided to those with great supernatural powers at the Flat Peach Fair, such as Tathagata and Guangchengzi.

In the end, he has to be the top figure in Daluo.

The level is slightly worse,

Even if you go to the Peach Festival, you won't be able to taste the "big peach" that ripens only once every 9,000 years.

The Cow Demon King, the Jiao Demon King, and the Peng Demon King have also eaten this kind of purple-striped, corona-core flat peach, but that was because of the care of their elders, and they were lucky enough to taste it.

At the Peach Fair, it was not their turn.

As for the Lion and Camel King, he is shallow and has never even eaten the flat peach that ripens once every three thousand years! In fact, quite ironically,

At the Peach Fair,

People who can eat flat peaches are often people who no longer need the functions of flat peach.

To put it bluntly, this thing is not about efficacy, but about level and reputation.

Those who can enjoy flat peaches at the flat peach party, no matter what kind of flat peach they are, who is not a being who "lives as long as the heaven and the earth, and has the same age as the sun and the moon"?

After being told by all the demon kings, Sun Wukong finally understood the preciousness of these purple-striped flat peaches in his hand, and he couldn't help but feel a little moved ~

He patted his chest and said:

"Brother, sooner or later, I will give you a gift that is even more profound than this."

Fang Longye smiled and said:

"Then I'll wait and see!"

What he wants is Sun Wukong's words.

Lao Ba, I will remember what you said! When the time comes to steal the flat peach elixir, remember to bring a copy to my brother~

Fang Longye secretly thought in his heart.

The Macaque King didn't care about face, he was just greedy. He took the two purple-striped flat peaches he got and couldn't help but smile.

He smiled at everyone and said, "It seems that having a small ranking also has advantages!"

The Bull Demon King laughed and cursed:

"Okay, stop showing off!"

Sun Wukong also smiled and said:

"Brother Six, if you really think Lao Xiao is good, then why don't we change the rankings?"

"Go! Go! Go!"

……

A bit of fun,

The eight brothers came to the Water Curtain Cave chatting and laughing, where a banquet had already been arranged, accompanied by the seventy-two cave demon kings.

During this period,

Sun Wukong couldn't wait to open all the gifts given by the other demon kings.

They are all rare objects, either rare treasures that can only be found in ten thousand years, or some useful acquired spiritual treasures and formation flags used to arrange the defense of the cave.

Make the monkey happy~

After some courtesy, the demons took their seats.

All the important guests are here,

Sun Wukong then handed over the task of welcoming the guests to the two commanders Ma and Liu, while Beng and Ba were in charge, while he had a drink with his seven brothers in the cave.

"correct,"

After drinking a few glasses of wine, King Yu Tao asked Sun Wukong with a puzzled look:

"Don't you remember your birthday, old man? Why did you celebrate your birthday all of a sudden? It's still a birthday of 342 years old, so it's all part and parcel~"

Fang Longye couldn't help but look at Sun Wukong.

He was also about to ask a question. He remembered that during the sworn friendship, the monkey said that he didn't know how to count, so why did he suddenly know how old he was~

"Oh, this is what Ma and Liu Shuai and Beng and Ba said. They said that it has been 342 years since the stone cracked on the top of Huaguo Mountain~"

Sun Wukong put down his wine glass and said with a breath of wine:

"My little brother, I jumped out of the rock on the day it cracked. I haven't celebrated my birthday in so many years, so I'm having a big event~"

He rubbed the various gifts given to him by his seven brothers and said with a smile:

"And I have decided that I will have a birthday party every year in the future to make up for the birthdays I never had before~"

Pooh!

Fang Longye and others couldn't help but spit at him, and the Macaque King expressed his feelings on their behalf: "Baby, I'm afraid you are addicted to receiving gifts!"

Sun Wukong smiled with his drunken eyes covered.

"Drink, drink!"

……

After a while of drinking and drinking,

Fang Longye, the Bull Demon King and the other demons stood up at the same time to say goodbye to the Monkey King, as if they had made an appointment.

Just like Fang Longye became a Heavenly Official a few years ago,

In the past two years, the Bull Demon King and other demons have had their own encounters and have their own affairs to be busy with. Naturally, it is impossible to stay too late in Huaguo Mountain to celebrate the monkey’s birthday~

After repeatedly declining Sun Wukong’s attempts to stay,

Fang Longye, Bull Demon King and others left the Water Curtain Cave with the gift of the already drunk monkey.

A few people exchanged pleasantries and went home.

And the monkeys in Huaguo Mountain,

After seeing off Fang Longye and the other seven brothers, he returned to Shuiliandong, rewarded the big and small bosses under his command, and continued drinking and having fun.

I drank until I was very drunk, leaned directly under the shade of the pines by the iron plate bridge, and fell asleep instantly. The four strong generals surrounded him and did not dare to speak loudly.

Sun Wukong was sleeping when he suddenly saw two black-faced men wearing strange government uniforms coming forward with a piece of approval document with the word "Sun Wukong" on it.

The two government officials didn't say anything. They took out the rope wrapped with white flowers and dragged out Sun Wukong's soul~

Because he was still drunk, Sun Wukong's soul was groggy, and he staggered behind the two black-faced government officials, one foot high and the other low.

Until we reach a city,

Sun Wukong gradually woke up and suddenly looked up and saw an iron sign on the city gate. There were three big characters on the sign, which was "Netherworld".

Looking at the government uniforms of the two of them, there is a big word "鬼" printed on their chests.

Sun Wukong suddenly woke up and asked loudly:

"The Netherworld is the underworld, the residence of the King of Hell. How did I get here?"

One of the two ghosts said:

"Your life span has expired today. I and I will accept the approval and lure you to come to the underworld to report and re-enter reincarnation."

"Fuck your motherfucker!"

When Sun Wukong heard this, he immediately became angry and cursed:

"I, Old Sun, have long been beyond the Three Realms, no longer in the Five Elements, and no longer under the jurisdiction of the underworld. Why do you dare to seduce me?"

Those two ghosts didn't care whether Sun Wukong had jumped out of the Three Realms and was no longer in the Five Elements. There was an order from above, and they had no choice but to obey.

Therefore, no matter how the monkey roars and pulls, he must be dragged in.

The monkey had a bad temper. After being pulled twice by the two ghosts, he got angry and took out a golden cudgel. It was about the thickness of a bowl. He raised his hand and beat the two ghosts.鑑粉.

After killing two ghosts,

Sun Wukong relieved himself, went crazy, threw away his hand, turned his stick, and drove directly into the city.

After all, he is also a golden immortal. Even if he is just a soul, with the golden cudgel in his hand, he is invincible for a while.

After all, although there are many powerful people in the underworld, there are more ghosts. Those ghosts mostly rely on the soul hooks equipped by the underworld to act, which does not mean how powerful these ghosts are.

that's it,

Sun Wukong held up the golden hoop and struck all the way to the gate of the majestic palace in the city.

"Senluo Palace?"

Sun Wukong came to the front of the temple, looked up, and was shocked when he saw the seal characters on the plaque.

He is no longer a fledgling wild monkey.

Following Fang Longye and the others these years, Sun Wukong has gained a lot of knowledge, and he certainly knows how important this Senluo Palace is~

Just a little hesitant to move forward,

But when they saw these ten people walking out of the palace gate, they were dressed in uniforms, crowns, and dressed like emperors. As soon as they saw them, they shouted:

"Leave your name to the immortal, leave your name to the immortal!"

Sun Wukong had also heard of the names of the Ten Palaces of Hades, and knew that they were not simple, but he was really angry at what he had experienced, so he still said angrily:

"Since you don't recognize me, why did you send someone to seduce me? Moreover, I, Old Sun, have cultivated immortality, lived as long as heaven, ascended beyond the three realms, and jumped out of the five elements. Why are you still detaining me?"

King Qin Guang stepped forward and said:

"I don't dare, I don't dare! I think the police are dispatching me."

King Chu Jiang also bowed and said:

"Exalted Immortal, please calm down. There are many people with the same name and surname in the world. How dare you be the one who seduced someone to death and left by mistake?"

The temper is acquired through habituation.

When Sun Wukong saw the groveling look of the Ten Kings, he couldn't help but curled his lips and thought to himself:

"People often say, 'It's hard to live up to a great reputation.' This Tenth Palace Pluto is no better!"

Immediately his tail was raised, and he said: "Nonsense! As the saying goes: 'Officials are not good, and people are not bad when they come.' Quickly take the book of life and death and show it to me!"

"Please come into the hall to check!" Hearing this, Pluto of the Tenth Hall bowed and invited Sun Wukong to go to the hall to check.

in this way,

Just like the original trajectory,

Sun Wukong listed himself together with other monkeys and other famous ones.

Then he fought all the way to the Netherworld.

(End of this chapter)