The Taoist master should restrain himself, the country will soon be unable to continue

Chapter 11 Daoist Master, This is a Live Broadcast of Immortal Cultivation
Seeing the middle-aged monk running away in a hurry, the netizens in the live broadcast room couldn't sit still.

"With this kind of virtue, I can also be an anchor, bah!"

"His grandma's, if I wasn't in Jiangnan City, I would have ordered to kill him with a knife."

"No, I'm wondering, in our studio, are those fans of that bald donkey?"

As soon as these words came out, many people who watched the live broadcast did not dare to speak out, but silently slid to the background, and silently clicked cancel for [King Kong Monk].

That night, the middle-aged monk watched helplessly as the number of followers on his account dropped from 55.5 to 45.5, and he was so angry that he covered the quilt and cried all night.

After crying, I saw that it had changed to 40, and I cried even louder!
"Ding, congratulations to the host for successfully preaching, fame value +1000"

"Ding, congratulations to the host for successfully preaching, fame value +1000"

……

After bidding farewell to the fans, Su Yang had just taken two steps when the voice of the fame value arriving in his mind sounded.

Su Yang smiled slightly, looked at his phone, saw that it was getting late, so he thought about finding a hotel to stay overnight.

It's just that Su Yang searched for several hotels in a row, but they were all full and there were no vacancies. I'm very sorry.

"What's the situation? Daoist is a bit miserable, or is he being targeted? This is the fourth hotel, and all rooms are full?"

"Everyone, look at the date, today is Valentine's Day, ahem, the room has already been booked out, you know everything."

"Hey, tonight is a sleepless night after all, I'm afraid I can feel the vibration of the bed next door not even through the wall."

"Hey hey, brothers, take a step back first, my girlfriend is waiting for me."

"Tch, I'm not envious at all, anyway, I have Thumbelina, I really don't envy you at all, woo woo woo..."

Su Yang could only helplessly shrug his shoulders as he found no results in many places to stay. He decided to find a park near Yida Shopping Center and sleep comfortably with the sky as his quilt and the ground as his bed.

Compared with the bustling and bustling Yida shopping mall, this park is relatively quiet, except for occasional night joggers and walkers passing by.

Su Yang found an open space not far from the street lights, put down his bags, and sat down cross-legged.

Looking at the fame value of more than 1 on the panel, Su Yang was overjoyed, and without hesitation, he immediately started the lottery draw.

"Ding, congratulations to the host for getting the [Wooden Sword]"

"Ding, congratulations to the host for obtaining [Five Arts of Taoism, Xiangzi Chapter]"

"Ding, congratulations to the host for obtaining [Aura Water]"

……

[Wooden sword]: Made of wood struck by lightning for thousands of years, it can ward off evil spirits and cut demons, and inject mana to cut iron like mud.

[Five Arts of Daoism, Xiangzi Chapter]: When you look at the sky, you can see the stars and the fortune of the country; when you look at the earth, you can look at Fengshui;
Su Yang's eyes lit up. If the Shanzi Pian is used for cultivation and strengthening the body, then the Xiangzi Pian is undoubtedly a great supernatural power.

Used well, it is enough to change a person's fate.

As a Taoist priest, after mastering the basic knowledge of Taoism, Su Yang became more aware that ordinary Taoist priests can only learn one of the five arts of Taoism in their entire life, and may not be able to complete the mastery even until they die.

However, Su Yang relied on the system and mastered two of them in just a few days, which made him very happy.

Gathering his mind back, Su Yang took a sip of the spiritual energy water and regained some energy.

Then, Su Yang sat cross-legged quietly, and began to practice the breathing method in the Taoist Wushu Mountain Characters.

In the Shanzi chapter, there are breathing methods inside, which can quickly enter meditation, and there are pile exercises outside, which can strengthen the body.

Between exhaling and inhaling, Su Yang felt a stream of heat gradually gushing out of his body, washing his limbs and bones, scouring his tendons, making his whole body warm.

Previously, the spiritual energy water had already transformed Su Yang's body, making his physical fitness far beyond that of ordinary people, and the practice of breathing method was constantly expanding his foundation.

At this moment, under the effect of the breathing method, Su Yang only felt that the exhaustion of the day was swept away, and the spirit and form were united, and he entered a state of emptiness.

After the incident not long ago, the number of people in the live broadcast room has exceeded 10.

But now, these more than [-] people are all watching Su Yang "sleep" with his legs crossed.

If other anchors saw this, they would probably scold them.

Leaving more than [-] "family members" alone, they fell asleep on their own?Isn't this a waste of traffic?

Logically speaking, who would watch a live broadcast and watch someone sleep alone?
However, in Su Yang's live broadcast room, there were more than [-] people, and they didn't lose any of them for a long time, but the number was still increasing slowly.

"Good guy, who is the anchor? Just fell asleep and left me in the live broadcast room?"

"My dear, more than [-] people watch a Taoist priest sleep? Tang's monk will live longer if he eats meat. Does this Taoist live longer just by looking at it?"

"The Daoist is really capricious. So many people just let it go and rested, haha."

"I won't leave, I want to see how long the Taoist priest can sleep."

Time passed by every minute and every second. People in the live broadcast room came and went, and came and went, but the number remained stable at more than [-].

This kind of weird situation, looking at the entire live broadcast industry, is really unprecedented, with more than [-] people sleeping next to the anchor.

But in the next scene, the netizens in the live broadcast room were not calm.

I saw that Su Yang was sitting cross-legged, with a flat face, and as he breathed and breathed, he could faintly see streams of hot air gushing out of his nose.

"Fuck, what the hell is this? Is there a heat wave coming out of Daozhang's nose?"

"Hey, isn't this the scene of the water boiling in the stove? Is the Taoist priest boiling water in his stomach?"

"God, the water is boiling in my stomach. I think it's probably a high fever. It's so hot that the breath I exhale is hot."

"The Taoist priest is not cultivating immortals, is he?"

"I'm dying of laughter. I'm still cultivating immortals. I'm stunned by reading novels. If this Taoist priest is cultivating immortals, I'll eat shit. It's just playing tricks on the show."

As soon as the rebuttal was sent out, Su Yang's sudden change made everyone dumbfounded.

Just now it was just puffs of hot air, but now what gushes out from Su Yang's nose is a faint mist. Although it is very light, it is real, like a dream.

"Fuck, what the hell is going on here? Let an undergraduate explain it!"

"Undergraduate students expressed a look of bewilderment, come here for a doctorate!"

"The doctor plucked all his hair and couldn't figure out what the reason is!"

"The Taoist priest is not really broadcasting the cultivation of immortals, is he?"

"It's a real hammer, what else can this puffing cloud be like if it's not cultivating immortals?"

"His grandma, what about the one who threatened to eat shit just now? Get out of here."

More than [-] people in the live broadcast room were all dumbfounded and stunned watching Su Yang's eyes closed and swallowing clouds.

Countless netizens thought about it, but they didn't want to understand how Su Yang did it.

Many people even imitated on the spot, took a deep puff of cigarettes, and then spit the cigarettes out of their noses.

Although they all exhale from the nose, the effect is obviously completely different.

Those who refused to admit defeat, smoked ten cigarettes in one breath, and indeed spit out a cloud-like effect from their noses, but they almost didn't choke.

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