The Taoist master should restrain himself, the country will soon be unable to continue

Chapter 100 Flying down three thousand feet, the one-armed monkey (for subscription)

"Fellow Daoist Qingyang, what's wrong?"

Lu Tianyuan hurriedly chased him out, and asked suspiciously, wondering what happened?
"fine."

Su Yang shook his head and looked away: "Let's continue."

"Okay, then Pindao will take fellow Taoists to watch the waterfall on Mount Lu!"

"Fall?"

Su Yang was stunned for a moment, and soon remembered the poem written by Li Bai, looking at the Lushan waterfall, he couldn't help but feel interested for a while.

Just from that verse, one can feel the breathtaking and magnificent waterfall, let alone witness it with one's own eyes.

At the same time, when the netizens in the live broadcast room heard this, they immediately regained their spirits.

"Is it the waterfall that flies down three thousand feet, and is suspected to be the waterfall where the Milky Way falls nine days?"

"After you said that, I really remembered that the waterfall is on Lushan Mountain. I'm looking forward to it."

"I don't know if the waterfall is three thousand feet, but I can definitely pee three thousand feet away."

Led by Lu Tianyuan, the two walked south all the way.

In the mountains and forests along the way, there are many monkeys here and there scattered in groups.

Not far away, the movement from the front immediately attracted the attention of Su Yang and Lu Tianyuan.

I saw, not far away, a mountain path extending from the road, leading directly to the nearby woods.

And in that mountain path, there are many tourists around, and there are many monkeys staying near them.

"Look, this monkey is so funny, haha."

"This wild monkey is smart and can even beg for food."

"Don't tell me, it also took the initiative to bow to me and beg for food. I suspect that someone specially trained them. This is too smart."

A group of tourists were very happy to see the group of monkeys who were not afraid of strangers at all, but were extraordinarily lively and active, and even made gestures and actions to please themselves.

Just like watching juggling in a circus, not only seeing interesting activities, but also experiencing the feeling of superiority, naturally I am happy.

Good job is rewarded!

All kinds of food were thrown, and the group of monkeys competed happily, making the tourists roar with laughter.

With food, they showed off even more, and the tourists enjoyed watching it, and threw out food again.

Since the vicinity of Xianren Cave is where monkeys gather, similar things happen every day.

"Because of this, our monkeys are very friendly and know how to please people. They know that doing so can provide food and fill their stomachs."

The abbot Lu Tianyuan said with a wry smile: "If things go on like this, their personalities will become more friendly, and they will not be as domineering as the monkeys on Mount Emei."

Su Yang nodded. Monkeys are primates, and they are smarter than ordinary animals. In addition, Lushan Mountain is a blessed place with caves, so it is naturally more aura.

Just when the two were about to turn around and leave, Su Yang suddenly caught a glimpse of a monkey sitting under an ancient pavilion at the end of the path.

Different from the group of monkeys who please the tourists, it is just a monkey, sitting alone on the stone steps outside the ancient pavilion, staring at them blankly, for a while, it seems out of place.

"Fellow Daoist Qingyang, what's wrong?"

After walking two steps, Su Yang suddenly stopped, and Lu Tianyuan looked at him suspiciously.

"Pindao, go and have a look."

Following Su Yang's gaze, Lu Tianyuan found the monkey outside the pavilion at the end of the path, and followed him curiously.

That monkey was about the same as the other monkeys, with brown hair and a fat body. It sat on the stone steps like a stone pier.

The only difference is that this fat monkey has one arm missing and only one right hand.

Sitting on the stone steps basking in the sun and looking at the scenery, the one-armed fat monkey didn't respond when he saw Su Yang walking towards him. He just glanced at him lazily and then continued to look at the scenery.

It looks like a monkey lying flat, not wanting to fight anymore.

Netizens in the live broadcast room saw this fat monkey who was as motionless as Shidun, so fat that he couldn't even see his neck, and he became cute in an instant.

"Wow, this monkey looks so chubby, so cute, it seems to be masturbating twice."

"Brother Hou is sitting lazily on the ground, looking indifferent, which I envy. I am exhausted from going to get off work from nine to five every day, and I want to show off."

"Huh? Did you find out, brother monkey, this is missing an arm? Damn, what's going on?"

"Hiss, missing an arm, but still able to eat so fat, it's a real hammer, this is a fat monkey with a dry soul, a flat soul, and a dead soul all in one body."

Su Yang walked up to the one-armed monkey, only to find that the monkey didn't make any moves, and he was still doing what he should do or what he should do.

Simply Su Yang sat down next to the monkey.

The one-armed monkey turned his head to look at Su Yang in doubt, and a hint of puzzlement appeared in his nimble eyes.

But after it realized that Su Yang was not hostile to it, it didn't have any other thoughts, it just moved its butt to the side, and took the initiative to make room for Su Yang.

This scene happened to be seen by Lu Tianyuan, who was following behind, and he couldn't help being startled, with an expression of surprise on his face.

"Hehe, you little fat man, you're quite smart."

Lu Tianyuan's joking words reached the one-armed monkey's ears, but his eyes immediately narrowed, squinting sideways, and glared fiercely at the abbot.

All his life, he hated others saying that he was fat.

"Haha, you're still losing your temper, you're wrong, it's okay if you don't talk about it."

Seeing that the one-armed monkey was still angry, Lu Tianyuan couldn't help being amused, and quickly apologized, but the other party turned his head angrily, and didn't want to talk to anyone anymore.

This lovely scene fell into the eyes of Su Yang and all the netizens, and they couldn't help feeling dumbfounded.

"A few words, Brother Monkey, you're getting angry now, haha."

"I'll bet on a pack of spicy sticks. This is a female monkey. If you care so much about your weight, it must be a female."

"Don't even mention it, brother monkey is so angry, he looks like a child, very cute."

"Abbot, do you know it?"

Seeing that Lu Tianyuan was not estranged from this one-armed monkey, Su Yang liked to tease it, so he asked in confusion.

"I've seen it a few times near the Taoist temple before. This monkey has quite a personality. Every time it walks alone, it doesn't take the initiative to please others."

Lu Tianyuan explained with a smile. After speaking, he took out a piece of rice cake from his arms and handed it to the chubby one-armed monkey.

The food was brought to his mouth, and the one-armed monkey was not pretentious, so he reached out to take it and ate it.

Never take the initiative and never refuse.

Looking at this one-armed monkey, Su Yang felt inexplicably close.

Although other monkeys are smart and know how to please people, in Su Yang's view, this one-armed monkey is more aura.

The aura here is not an adjective, but a real feeling.

This chubby one-armed monkey exudes traces of aura, which is very thin, and aura has been born.

Su Yang reached out and touched its head. The one-armed monkey gave it a meal, but then continued to eat rice cakes, and didn't mind.

Lu Tianyuan, who was watching this, was stunned. He could see this one-armed monkey from the very first sight. It was extremely agile. Although he couldn't see it specifically, he could feel it.

After contacting it several times, Lu Tianyuan fed it a lot of food, and it didn't refuse.

But every time Lu Tianyuan wanted to touch it, it wouldn't let it go, this happened several times.

But right now, Su Yang didn't do anything, he just sat next to it and touched it with his hand.

It's like an honest person chasing the school belle, but the school belle ends up with the school girl.

For a moment, Lu Tianyuan was dumbfounded. In the end, what am I?
(End of this chapter)