Chapter 320 Laundry

The husband of heaven and earth is the reverse journey of all things.

It means that everything will disappear, but heaven and earth will last forever. This heaven and earth can also be understood as Tao.

The core idea of ​​Taoism is that the movement of all things in the universe has its own essence and laws. They call this Tao. Tao is infinite and eternal, transcending personal will and life and death. It is the power that dominates all things in the universe and is also the driving force. The force of the universe moving forward.

Although each school has different theories, the final conclusion usually reaches the same goal through different approaches.

There is Tao at the end that we cannot observe, recognize, or define. Tao will maintain the balance of heaven and earth and maintain the growth of all things. Of course, it can also cause the destruction of all things.

After constant research and observation, Leng Qingdai suddenly discovered that Li Chenguang's martial arts was extremely unreasonable.

This is martial arts that should not appear in this world, and it is also martial arts that cannot be tolerated by this world.

Because if you continue to practice like this, you can foresee that it will have super destructive power in the future, which will hit the entire country and even civilization.

But he just existed, and he appeared in front of Leng Qingdai naked.

As for the existence of Tao, it can be deduced that the emergence of a new thing must have a reason for its emergence.

All Leng Qingdai could think of was the future doomsday disaster mentioned in the big prophecy.

Therefore, Leng Qingdai guessed that Li Chenguang's appearance was driven by Dao, and that the Dao of Heaven and Earth was behind it, allowing martial arts that should not appear in this era to appear.

Leng Huixi frowned and thought for a while, "I understand what Master means. It's the saying, it means it's destined."

Leng Qingdai smiled and said, "It can be understood that way."

I understand the truth, but...

"Why are you saying this now?"

Aren't there more urgent things to deal with now?

Leng Qingdai stared at Leng Huixi very seriously and said, "This is the last lesson I can teach you. No matter what happens, don't make an enemy of Li Chenguang. Behind him, there is a high probability that The great road of heaven and earth, the vastness of the universe.”

Leng Huixi was shocked, "Master, what are you talking about? What about the last..."

Leng Qingdai stretched out her hand to stop her from speaking, and continued, "Listen, from the teacher's point of view, on the wave ship of this era, Li Chenguang is most likely the helmsman and navigator pushed up by the avenue, and he is also the person in the prophecy. The one who said it.”

"Regardless of the ebb and flow of the tide, the strong winds and huge waves, he will lead our old era to the new era. Of course, in this storm, some people will definitely be left behind, some will fall into the sea, and some will never recover, but only the road can be chosen. The pilot will not be left behind, he will open a route to the new world, and as long as you follow the lighthouse, you will definitely be able to land."

"Master, you..."

Leng Huixi had an inexplicable feeling that Leng Qingdai was explaining the funeral affairs, and she suddenly felt desolate in her heart and blocked in her speech.

"The end of the old era always needs to be accompanied by a price. Someone always has to sacrifice. ...The rest is up to you."

After Leng Qingdai finished speaking, she took a long breath again and looked up at the bright moon in the sky. There was a bit of smile in her faint eyes, and she murmured, "The moonlight is so beautiful. Maybe, there is We won’t see it for a long time.”

After saying that, he raised his hand to draw the talisman, and the figure with perfect arc disappeared from the place.

Only her last words were left in the air, "Don't make deals with villains. You can't afford his price, and they won't keep their word."

"Master, where are you going?"

In panic, Leng Huixi stretched out her hand to hold Leng Qingdai, but her hand came up empty.

When Leng Qingdai appeared again, she was already in front of the Leng family meeting hall.

There were two tall and powerful Leng family guards in front of the hall, and in the meeting hall were the absolute top leaders of the Leng family.

Leng Qingdai still had a calm look, with a spring-breathing smile on her beautiful little face. She raised her hand and gracefully offered it to the two guards, "Please inform the head of the family, several masters, and everyone." Elder, Qingdai come and surrender!"

"..."

……

……

Li Chenguang felt a restraint on his body and couldn't move, as if he was being pressed down on the bed by a ghost.

Drowsily, as soon as he opened his eyes, he saw Yin Ruosheng with disheveled hair facing him.

The eyes that stared at him looked like a resentful ghost trying to eat people.

"What are you doing?"

Li Chenguang raised his heavy head slightly and glanced at Yin Ruosheng, who was wearing a short skirt and a white shirt, showing her slender arms and long legs, sitting astride the quilt and sitting on his belly.

Yin Ruosheng leaned down slightly, her long hair falling naturally from both sides, and also fell on both sides of Li Chenguang's face, blocking a lot of light, just like Sadako crawling out of the TV, staring straight at Li Chenguang Dust light.

Li Chenguang muttered, "I thought a ghost was possessed."

My body feels strangely tired and weak. It seems to be due to excessive energy consumption due to the vigorous use of the Shukuchi Talisman yesterday.

Yin Ruosheng took a long breath through her nose, said word by word without blinking, "I have told you ninety-nine and ninety-nine million times, underwear should be washed separately from outerwear, especially socks and inner clothes. , did you listen to it?"

When Yin Ruosheng woke up in the morning and opened the washing machine, she saw the clothes rolled into a ball, with everything in a mess stuffed inside.

At that time, my whole head felt big.

"Please, haven't we discussed this issue before? Do you believe in tradition or science?"

Yin Ruosheng said angrily, "I believe in science, and I also believe that tradition contains the wisdom of our ancestors. Our ancestors said that there is an inner treasury, and there is a reason why socks should be washed by hand."

“My ancestors didn’t have washing machines before, so of course we could only wash them by hand.”

"After the washing machine was introduced, my aunt, aunt, and grandma all told us to wash clothes by hand in our home, in our village, and in the neighborhood. Do you know how dirty the underwear warehouse is? Do you think you are smarter than the older generation?"

"Hand wash, just kill me. There used to be washing machines because there was no disinfectant in the washing powder. Look at the notes on the back of the current washing powder. The sterilization rate is as high as 99%, and all bacteria are killed. "

Upon hearing this, Yin Ruosheng paused, then frowned, crossed Li Chenguang's leg, put on his slippers and ran out to find washing powder.

But 2 minutes later, she came back, threw herself on the bed again, and stared at Li Chenguang with a serious face, "Even if it's 100%, it won't work. If there are foreign objects floating in the washing machine, won't it contaminate the entire washing machine?" "

"There is no foreign object. You said you are dirty, right?"

"You are the only one who is dirty, covered in sweat, so you have to wash your hands with me..."

"Please, that washing machine also has a drying function. Human bacteria can only survive up to [-] degrees Celsius. Once dried at [-] or [-] degrees Celsius, everything will die. Last time I checked the foreign experiments. The current machine Washing with laundry detergent and disinfectant will make your hands a hundred times cleaner."

Li Chenguang decided to argue with her arguments, quote scriptures, and fight her to the end. There was no possibility of retreat on this issue, and a scholar could be killed but not humiliated.

It is impossible to wash by hand. There is no such thing as a grown man.

Li Chenguang even reached out to get his phone from the counter next to him, "If you don't believe it, I'll send you the report. The laboratory has passed the data test. You have to believe in science, right?"

Yin Ruosheng reached out, held Li Chenguang's wrist, and pushed him to the bed, preventing him from taking it.

Suddenly, she knelt down on Li Chenguang's lap on the bed, pressed Li Chenguang's hands with her hands, gritted her teeth, and insisted, "A foreign country is a foreign country. We, the Qing Dynasty, have our own national conditions here. Foreign countries have their own national conditions." It’s not suitable for the country.”

"But the Qing Dynasty is dead."

"Anyway, you can't machine wash it. You stained all my clothes. You have to wash it by hand."

Yin Ruosheng's attitude was firm and there was no possibility of reconciliation.

Li Chenguang also lay down relaxedly and said, "It is impossible to wash by hand. It is impossible to wash by hand in this life. Only machine washing can survive."

"Then what are your long hands for?"

"Then cut off my hand."

"..."

Yin Ruosheng was speechless, "Just 10 minutes of hard work will kill you, right?"

"It's more serious than my life. This is a principle. One hundred percent of men in the country do not wash their hands, otherwise it will become a shame for men."

Yin Ruosheng didn't understand how this could rise to the level of male shame. "You are obviously lazy." "Anyway, you can do whatever you want."

Li Chenguang looked like a dead pig who was not afraid of boiling water, saying that he was already lying down, and it was up to you.

Yin Ruosheng kept riding on Li Chenguang, pressing his hands left and right, and said with a straight face, "Then don't go out today, don't think about doing anything, just stay in bed with me on the weekend. Don’t even think about playing games.”

"Hey, there is such a good thing. Not only can I sleep, but I can also be held by a beautiful woman. That is great."

After saying that, he closed his eyes and continued to sleep.

Yin Ruosheng's teeth were itching with anger.

After waiting for a while, he saw that Li Chenguang was like a pig and didn't move at all. Yin Ruosheng was also tired, so he had to lie down and covered Li Chenguang with his little head lying on Li Chenguang's right side. Stare at him.

The beautiful autumn water revealed a strong ghost-like resentment that could not be resolved, and she wished she could just stare at him like this.

Li Chenguang felt it even with his eyes closed.

He didn't even understand why the two of them had to argue about doing laundry so early in the morning.

Maybe, living together is like this, and you often have to quarrel over trivial things.

Li Chenguang moved his lips, "Are you angry?"

"I'm angry!" Yin Ruosheng replied angrily.

Li Chenguang had no choice but to open his eyes and look at Yin Ruosheng's little face next to him. The delicate little face as big as a palm was full of resentment. He could only smile bitterly and said, "Okay, okay, next time I will save the stockings from the inner treasury." If you have more, take it to the laundry room downstairs and wash it."

Yin Ruosheng suddenly stared angrily, and the anger on her pretty face became even more intense, "You spend a lot of money, it's 50 for one wash."

"That's better than us quarreling here."

"Isn't there an option for you to do it yourself?"

"There is only a possibility that my hand will be chopped off, but there is no possibility that I will do it myself."

Li Chenguang's integrity made Yin Ruosheng very angry.

"You're so lazy."

"Okay, don't be angry. I only wash myself once a week at most, which is like eating two more meals a week."

Li Chenguang stretched out his hands, hugged his soft and boneless waist, and said flatteringly, "Don't be angry, don't be angry, it's a rare weekend, can't you have a good time?"

"I'm even more angry now!"

Yin Ruosheng stared at Li Chenguang angrily, "We're not from a wealthy family, so why waste money? Why don't you give it to me for the laundry room?"

"Okay, I'll give it to you. Just don't be angry."

When Yin Ruosheng heard this, he was stunned for a moment, but immediately his bright eyes narrowed slightly, and the corners of his pink lips suddenly melted, revealing a slight smile, "It seems, that's okay, as soon as I have money, I feel , seems to be acceptable."

“As the old saying goes, any problem that can be solved with money is not a problem.”

"If you don't save it, let's calculate it by piece. It's five yuan per piece. I'll wash it for you every day and put the salary into my little piggy."

"no problem."

Yin Ruosheng bought a cute pink piggy bank before and made an agreement with Li Chenguang that the two of them must work hard and each of them deposit at least 500 into it every month, which will be used as a down payment for buying a house after graduation.

In fact, if you think about it, isn't this just 1000 per month, which adds up to less than 4 in four years? It's a thousand miles away from the down payment.

Even primary school mathematics can be calculated.

But Yin Ruosheng was keen on saving money to buy a house. He bought a disposable piggy bank, and he had to smash it before he could withdraw it.

It can only be done when the two of them are ready to make a down payment.

The woman's mood changes at every turn. The thought of making money and increasing the belly size of the piggy makes her happy again.

Although it seems, it's just that my own money is in the left hand and in the right hand.

But think about it from another angle, isn’t it just making money from the laundry room downstairs?

Immediately I felt happy.

Li Chenguang felt that Yin Ruosheng's face was turning gloomy and cloudy, and the sun cleared the clouds. He looked at the person so close at hand, pursed his lips and snickered, and couldn't help but raise his pink lips, as if to invite him, exuding A sweet and fragrant aroma like honey.

He leaned forward slightly and took a sweet sip on those pink and thin lips.

Feel the soft and wonderful fragrance of honey.

After Yin Ruosheng was stunned for a moment, he quickly shrank his head back.

Although he had experienced it several times, he was still very shy. He quickly put a layer of honey-like pink on his face, stretched out his hand to wipe his mouth, and said in a coquettish voice, " What are you doing? Selling your labor force for money is a natural thing. I am not selling my body."

"I'm so hungry that I didn't have breakfast. It looks delicious and I want to try it."

"Hmph, I won't let you taste it."

Yin Ruosheng said as she tried to get up, "I bought breakfast. You should eat it quickly. After you finish, come over and fix my computer. My computer is broken again."

Li Chenguang tightened his arms around Yin Ruosheng's waist to prevent her from getting up, and shouted, "Hey, you charge me to wash my underwear, and I repair your computer every day, so you can't express your gratitude." .”

Yin Ruosheng thought it made sense, and snickered, "...Then, if I fix 20 in the future, I have to save it in my little piggy."

She thought of ways to make money again and contributed more to the down payment in the future.

Li Chenguang didn't even understand the meaning of saving her own money in her own piggy bank, and she was still so happy.

Sometimes, he couldn't laugh or cry at Yin Ruosheng's obsession with the house.

When it comes to houses and saving money, this guy acts like a little money addict.

"Isn't that enough? Every time I work tirelessly to help you repair your computer, you see how tired I am physically. I feel I need physical comfort more than material comfort."

"Physically?" Yin Ruosheng immediately bit her thin lip, raised her little fist, and said angrily, "I'll beat you to death, you big pervert, and only a ghost can give you physical comfort, repair a computer, and you just miss me, miss me... You are wishful thinking and shameless."

Li Chenguang was scolded inexplicably and was speechless, "I was thinking of you massaging my shoulders, hands, thighs, or kissing me, stepping on my back, etc. What were the thoughts in your mind just now?" "

"..."

Yin Ruosheng was stunned by the question. She brushed her face and her little face became more and more charming. She stammered and replied, "I think so too. It's not impossible. Ho, it's okay to give you a physical reward...but I still have to Save money!”

"it is good."

Yin Ruosheng patted the big hand holding the back of her hand and said, "Let go now. Get up and eat quickly."

"uh-huh?"

"Get up."

"Ok?"

"You're annoying."

She lowered her head slightly, leaned over her pink and crystal red lips, and kissed Li Chenguang on the face, which was a compromise.

Only then did Li Chenguang let him go.

Yin Ruosheng stood up, combed her wrinkled clothes and hair, and walked a few steps. Then she remembered something and turned to look at Li Chenguang, "Anyway, let me ask you, I spent last night at Wu Lei's place. We agreed. I have a day off today, don’t forget to introduce me to your friends.”

"Forehead……"

After Yin Ruosheng finished speaking, she flipped up her hair confidently, and with her long hair flying in the air, she quickly walked out of the room, "I'll dress up!"

(End of this chapter)

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