Saying XX lines makes me rich

Zhou Qing's arrival was like a gust of wind, which disappeared after blowing.

But this gust of wind left a deep imprint on Chu Qingyu's heart, so much so that recently she felt itchy and was particularly keen on being a life mentor for others.

"Hi friend, have you ever felt that life is too boring recently, and it's boring to spend every day repetitively?"

Student A who was asked: "Thank you for the invitation. I've been having a hard time memorizing the Nei Jing lecture notes recently and I don't have time to emo."

"Hey sister, have you ever felt that you have been under too much study pressure recently and have no time for yourself at all? So your life has become busier and more compact, and your heart has become emptier and lonelier?"

Student B who was asked: "Farewell, the old wizard in our class is too scary. Who dares to be empty, lonely and cold?"

To sum up, almost all the students who were asked said: I am not free this time, but I will definitely do it next time.

It can be said that I declined the snake oil.

Chu Qingyu was disappointed.

I turned around and wanted to continue chatting with Zhou Qing about the meaning of life, but when I received the call and heard her voice, my two sides immediately started to tremble, and her voice began to automatically sing "Seaweed".

After hearing the purpose of Chu Qingyu's call, the elder sister was so angry that she burst into tears, "Mr. Yu, after your careful enlightenment and gentle comfort, I now deeply understand the meaning of life and understand the meaning of life." I have realized the responsibilities and obligations I should bear in living in this world, really, you believe me!"

Chu Qingyu sighed and continued to persuade: "The issue of the meaning of life has puzzled many philosophers from ancient times to the present. How about we find time to discuss it again?"

I don’t want to give up after hearing this!

Never would I have thought that I would be in trouble with such a evil star just for the occasional artistic melancholy.

Zhou Qing's mouth with dark purple lipstick was shaking like a chainsaw. The second general Heng Ha next to him felt very sad when he saw it, but he didn't dare to rush up and top the cylinder himself - not to mention how the eldest sister narrated it when she came back. , just to say that the eldest sister, who was never timid in fighting, had nightmares every night and couldn't sleep since she first came back. They could already imagine how earth-shattering the scene was at that time.

However, I can't go out of my way to hold the eldest sister's head, but they can find someone else to do it!

The short-haired hummer suggested in a low voice: "Isn't that mushroom head in our class tired of the world and wanting to commit suicide every day? Otherwise, we..."

The long-haired Ha opened his eyes and slapped his hands.

Zhou Qing turned his eyes, the three of them looked at each other, and they all showed a smile that finally saw the sunshine again.

In a boys' dormitory of the same college, a boy with a mushroom head and a black frame and a face full of acne posted his world-weary daily life on his personal Weibo.

[I look forward to the destruction of the world every day: Today when I was cooking in the cafeteria, the aunt who was cooking looked up at me and shook off the last piece of ribs from the spoon. At that moment, I felt the contempt and ridicule towards me in her eyes. Even though we didn't know each other, she could easily trample on my personality and humiliate my soul. Sure enough, this world has been completely eroded by darkness and there is no way to save it. So when will the end of the world come? 】

Although he has been running this Weibo account for several years, because he is an amateur and always spreads negative energy, occasionally a few well-meaning passers-by will pass by and comfort him with a few words of kindness, even if it is just punctuation. No matter what, he can extend it to the other party and humiliate his cultural level.

After a few more visits, passers-by and netizens who accidentally wandered in also understood that this was a complete dumpling, and they were not allowed to touch it. If they happened to pass by, they would run away.

So Mushroom Head, who had not received any comments or likes from netizens for a while, started emo again. He felt that the world was full of indifference and malice. He immediately sneered, lowered his head and took out a small knife that came as a gift from the sushi set purchased online, and slowly put it on his wrist. grind.

When the roommate who happened to push the door in saw this, his steps stopped, and the towel he was wiping his hair on loosened and fell to the ground.

The roommate said to himself: "Oh, why did it fall on the floor? I'm so annoyed. I have to go to the water room to wash myself." After that, he turned around and left, pretending that he didn't see Mushroom Head's wrist sharpening behavior.

The mushroom head who looks like he is autistic with his head down, but actually sees all directions and listens to all directions: "."

MD, this world is completely without love!

Just as he lowered his head and fiddled with the plastic knife, thinking about the black hole, meteorite zombies in the universe, his cell phone suddenly rang.

The mushroom-headed man paused, seemingly desperate, but actually looked at the phone screen expectantly.   Very good, a string of completely unfamiliar phone numbers.

The mushroom head answered the phone while thinking about whether he had any packages to receive recently. When the call was connected, he didn't take the initiative to say anything. Instead, he waited for the person on the other side to speak with a serious look on his face.

Fortunately, the person who called didn't care about this little detail and shouted in a very sweet voice: "Hey, is this Mo Gu? I'm Zheng Jiaxin, a female classmate in your class. When will you be free tomorrow? , I would like to ask you for a favor."

As if worried that he would refuse, Zheng Jiaxin said quickly: "Whether you are willing to help or not, can I treat you to lunch tomorrow?"

The mushroom head's eyes lit up, and his ears and brain quickly captured a few key words simultaneously: Female classmate, help, let's eat together!

Although he couldn't think of which female classmate Zheng Jiaxin was in his class, and whether she was pretty or had a good figure, as long as she was a woman, Mushroom Head felt that he could still do it.

After deliberately hesitating and evading a few words, when he got his wish and heard the other party pleading and acting coquettishly, Mushroom Head reluctantly agreed with secret joy.

As soon as the phone was hung up, Mushroom Tou stopped sharpening his knife on his wrist and stopped posting on Weibo. He stood up and jumped around in the dormitory a few times. Then he tried his best to suppress his excitement and started to look through his closet.

"Calling me so proactively and asking me for help is just an excuse for girls to be shy." Mushroom Head said to himself, "Although the excuse is quite bad, seeing as she has been secretly in love with me for so long, she still takes the initiative. For the sake of attacking, I will pretend not to notice it for the time being."

In fact, he doesn't really like girls who are too proactive, and they are not good girls at first glance, but we are all in the same class, so if we can't be a couple, we can still be friends.

After making the call, the short-haired hummer felt that it was not safe enough to find just one tank for the eldest sister to put on her head, so he took the initiative and said: "How about we find a few more, so the fish boss will definitely be very happy!"

Changfa Hajiang and Zhou Qing were convinced. That night, they launched a network of contacts to find classmates who were tired of the world or despaired of life.

As the saying goes, a dead Taoist friend will never die a poor Taoist. After the three people worked all night long, they persuaded and coaxed them. By the next day, more than twenty people appeared in front of Chu Qingyu.

Good guy, there are so many young people who are confused about life and in urgent need of life mentors like her!

Chu Qingyu spread out his left hand, made a fist with his right hand, and hammered his fist into the palm of his hand. He suddenly had the energy to do something big: "It seems that with the development of the economy, the pace of life has accelerated, and everyone has been carried by the tide of the times. The road ahead is full of challenges. Confused and helpless. As a member of the younger generation, we have the responsibility and obligation to help our compatriots in time when they need help!"

Generals Zhou Qing and Heng Ha applauded like seals: "Mr. Yu is right! Mr. Yu is mighty!"

Either they were deceived by a beauty trap, or they were fooled by the internship stamp, or they were lured here by the part-time job of making 500 yuan an hour, or they were directly coerced by Zhou Qing and other spirited girls, so that now More than 20 people stood here with confused eyes and faces: "???"

There were so many lost sheep who were in urgent need of his guidance and salvation. Chu Qingyu was definitely too busy to handle them all by himself, so he immediately made a phone call.

Ten minutes later, the entire team was quickly formed and in place, including 3 elites with mental responsibilities, 30 bodyguards with 6 physical responsibilities, and medical personnel with life support duties.

Chu Qingyu believes that she is not a devil, and she is definitely not rude to the lost lambs. According to the spiritual instructions of the great man, she has implemented the concept of "seeking truth from facts" and the idea of ​​"concrete analysis of specific problems" from beginning to end to ensure that the entire enlightenment The processes are all scientific, positive, safe, healthy and effective.

On this day, more than two dozen innocent victims were clearly arranged, either skydiving at a high altitude, diving at a low altitude, screaming in a haunted house, or experiencing the pain of a mother's birth in a holographic space.

Zhou Qing and General Heng Ha who were watching all this swallowed hard.

Finally, the short-haired hummer said something from the bottom of his heart: "Life is so wonderful, I must cherish life, love life, and be filial to my grandparents and parents when I go back."

The long-haired general agreed deeply: "I'm going to call my lousy aunt right now and send her greetings to her eighteen generations of ancestors." It's a real greeting! I used to find my aunt's face so annoying, but now when I compare it with Mr. Yu, my aunt is simply the compassionate Guanyin Bodhisattva!

(Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva: Listen to me and thank you:))

Zhou Qing couldn't help but sigh about life: "Don't mention it, regardless of the facts, Yu is always so kind. Look, just how much it will cost to make so many arrangements today!"

As for the facts that need to be set aside? Hey, as long as the person sitting in the experience seat is not you, it doesn't matter!

Chu Qingyu still knows how to treat both soft and hard, as well as salty and sweet. After a whole day of persuasion (torture) and guidance (torture), Chu Qingyu finally arranged a delicious meal for everyone. Accompanied by excellent performers playing beautiful music, delicacies they had never seen before were placed in front of them, within reach, and they could eat as much as they wanted.

It satisfies the stomach, followed by a full-body SP to relax the body. The whole process is accompanied by many gentle and considerate professionals who provide all-round services without any blind spots.

After finishing the whole process, the two dozen classmates who originally had deep resentment against Zhou Qing and the other culprits laughed very cordially in the stretch limousine back to school.

Others asked if the experience like today would happen again in the future.