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"Family, family! Have you seen it? Our athletes are as light as a swallow. This is the legendary Qing Gong!"

A certain Internet celebrity put an overly beautiful snake face in front of the camera. His face took up more than half of the live broadcast room, and the lively scene and the fighting scene in the ring took up the remaining half. He roared crazily, Trying to stir up the atmosphere, while staring at the comments in the barrage area, so as to judge how to set the rhythm in the future.

【Ah ah ah so excited! Qinggong is actually real! ! ! 】

[Laughing, isn’t it just that my body is thin, so the traction force received by the earth is relatively small, and then I rely on physical fitness to jump hard. If this is Qinggong, then I’m sorry, I can also [pick my nose.jpg]]

[If you don’t understand, please stop making blind comparisons, okay? Many years ago, CCTV interviewed a Taoist priest from Wudang and confirmed the true existence of Qing Gong]

[Yo yo yo understand Di Lai ~ Is what is shown on TV real? Then I also said that cultivating immortals is also true~]

Sure enough, unlike live audiences who focus on winning or losing because they have witnessed it with their own eyes, netizens’ focus and arguments in the live broadcast room are more on Qinggong, On the authenticity of internal strength.

In addition to the live broadcast rooms of Internet celebrities, the same is true for the live broadcast rooms of a local station that have sparse traffic because they do not have a team dedicated to promoting and operating them.

It can be seen that people have been deceived a lot on the Internet in recent years, and they have formed subconscious doubts and denials about anything new.

Even if the argument goes too far, and the topic related to #婷馆竞技 internal strength is true or false# is put on the hot search list, netizens who see this topic will either sneer and skip it, or they will think of "watching the liar's new way of playing." The mentality of poking in and eating the melon.

In short, there are very few people who truly believe.

A relevant unit collected, summarized, and filtered all these network data and archived them for observation.

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Challenge scene.

Internal force can not only improve various data of the human body, but also increase the person's energy and consumption speed. In other words, in simpler and easier-to-understand terms, even if Ji Haiyou really can't beat R country underground, as long as he relies on his agility to fly his kite, he can still defeat the opponent.

Therefore, the second game was played without any suspense, and Ji Haiyou won.

To laymen, this result is an “unexpected surprise”.

"Wow, soft girl is awesome!"

"Hahaha, a little girl from our Xia country can beat the shit out of a big man from R country, that's cool!"

"Oh oh oh~"

The atmosphere was very lively.

With greater expectations, everyone ushered in the start of the third challenge.

As soon as the contestants from both sides of the competition appeared on the stage, they received applause from the audience based on their appearance alone. One had muscles and fierce eyes, while the other had a tall and restrained posture. The former was in line with the public's imagination of Muay Thai masters from the demon country, and the latter It also fits everyone's description of Xia folk masters.

In the words of a buddy not far behind Chu Qingyu: "Damn it! These two can fight very well at first glance! You can tell from just one glance that the fight will be exciting!"

The two people in the ring also lived up to the expectations of the audience. As soon as the referee gave the signal, the two people started fighting, punching, blocking, sweeping, and withdrawing. Each move was fast and cruel, punching to the flesh, and moving with each move. Deadly, everyone rushes to defeat the enemy with one move and completely loses the opportunity for the opponent to struggle!

If the last fight satisfied Xia Guoren's martial arts feelings hidden in his bones since childhood, then this one is definitely Xia Guoren's longing for Hong Kong-style kung fu movies of the 1970s and 1980s.

The former boxing champion invited by the Muay Thai gym did have real skills. A hearty fight ended. Although he lost, the boxing champion's typical Southeast Asian face showed a satisfied smile.

After stepping down, in his customary interview with reporters and Internet celebrities, the Muay Thai master also praised the camera in broken Xia Guo language: "I have been listening to stories about Xia Guo Kung Fu since I was a child. I am very happy today. If possible, I think I will study in Xia Kingdom for a while to improve myself and break through myself."

There was a lot of noise in the live broadcast room, and netizens who wanted to crawl along the network cable and beat each other to death couldn't help but burst into admiration.

[Should I say it or not, among the three players currently playing in the gym, this brother has to be the most courageous]

[I no longer have any prejudice against men from the Demon Country. There are still hard-blooded men in the Demon Country [like.jpg]]

[This reminds me of a certain R player who was polite when he came on the field, but left with a black face after losing the game]

[You say that as if the baseball player who was arrogant at the beginning and cursed and shouted that the game was unfair after losing the game was being polite]

[Courtesy: I'm dirty! 】

[Sure enough, what R country lacks is a foil to the stick country. Looking at it this way, R country doesn’t seem to be so annoying anymore [smile.jpg]]

[So why do we have to choose the one we like more from the trash heap? Can't everyone hate it? 】

[By the way, does anyone remember that there are four games in this challenge? 】

[Hahahaha looking forward to how the fourth yoga challenge will be played]

Although the first three games all ended with Xia Guo's world's number one martial arts gym winning, He Guo Yoga Gym, which was not as good as the first three in terms of force value or anything else, was full of confidence in itself.

As soon as the skinny and short Master Asan, the foreign aid recruited by the yoga studio, came on the stage, he couldn't wait to express himself in all aspects. He stood on one foot with his hands clasped together, and leaned back and bent with his hands on the bend of his knees. Arch into an infinity symbol ∞.

While being very expressive, it seemed as if he had already won this challenge.

The audience did not take it too seriously to watch the excitement, and applauded in a flattering manner. The warm applause made the yoga master even more proud, and he performed another more difficult body twisting technique.

Chu Qingyu, who was watching from the front row, was worried that the opponent would hurt him and retire before the game even started.

Fortunately, the yoga master was not so unlucky. After a performance, he grabbed the host's microphone and said in the stilted Xia language: "In our country, yoga has a profound history, blah blah."

The perfect professional smile on Zhou Rong's face was almost broken when she was robbed of the microphone.

Mao Canghai was stunned for a moment, but quickly regained his composure. When the yoga master didn't learn Xia Guo's language very well and couldn't find the right words to express his country's yoga skills, Wu Zhou Wudi was super awesome. He took the opportunity to grab it Returning to the topic, he took the initiative to explain to the audience: "Because of the special nature of yoga, this competition is different from the previous three games. This competition compares the flexibility of the body and the contestants' ability to control the body." Yoga What else did the master want to say? Zhou Rong quickly took back the microphone and stepped back a few steps. It seemed like she was letting the staff carrying the props behind her come on, but in fact, she was widening the distance between herself and the yoga master to prevent The other party grabbed the microphone again.

It is very funny in itself for the yoga studio to insist on participating in the challenge of multiple martial arts gyms to the world's number one martial arts gym. However, it could not withstand the heckles and arguments from several other gym members. Deng Xuan and the others did not pay attention for a moment. Let this gangster from the yoga studio sneak in.

Now that they have sneaked in, the yoga studio will of course continue to carry forward their home country's traditions and continue to demand that the rules of the competition be changed for them. If Deng Xuan and the others do not agree, it is discrimination, oppression, and they cannot afford to lose.

I had no choice but to retreat step by step, and finally there was such a game that was nothing short of child's play.

Competitors compete in the ring to see who can pass through the smaller pipe!

After the host introduced the special rules of this game, some people in the live audience and online viewers sighed, some cheered, and some laughed as if they were watching the excitement.

Of course there are concerned viewers.

[Yoga trains the body’s softness. We won’t capsize in the gutter during this competition.]

[Are there any special training programs for body and bone size in our country? Suddenly I’m so worried]

[This challenge has been moved to the outside world by Bang Country. If Xia Country players lose, they will definitely be laughed at by Bang Country and R Country people.]

No matter what the audience's mentality was, the fourth challenge began.

Originally, for the fourth game, Deng Xuan and the others thought of admitting defeat directly. Anyway, winning three of the four games was enough.

But Chu Qingyu, as the self-proclaimed heroine and the absolute protagonist of Shuangwen drama, can the word "lose" be included in the dictionary? Of course not! Not even if the loser is the younger brother that he picked up casually!

So she not only borrowed third-challenge players with extremely high martial arts from the relevant teams, but also asked an ordinary uncle to help temporarily loan out a folk master who had been practicing bone-shrinking skills since he was a child.

When it comes to finding private experts, Chu Qingyu never thinks that individual abilities are as good as the organizational abilities.

After all, this is an era where even locksmiths have to register with relevant departments!

"Mr. Yu, can we win this game? Doesn't it feel a bit uncertain?" Zhenzhen, who was sitting on the other side of Chu Qingyu, squeezed her handbag tightly and frowned tightly.

Chu Qingyu changed her legs and continued to cross her legs, "Why are you nervous? Our Xia Kingdom has a long history of martial arts culture. Little yoga, we can handle it."

Ma Xiaotong, who originally regarded the first three games as serious matches, but only wanted to watch the fun this time, raised his eyebrows, became interested, sat upright again, and cast his expectant eyes on the ring.

There are three different types of pipes placed on the arena.

The yoga master still looked confident. Before the start, he seemed to be kind-hearted and said to his opponent, Lai Deng, a Xiaguo player who was at least three heads taller than him despite being thin and thin: "In terms of flexibility, , Yoga is the most powerful kung fu in the world, and all creatures in the universe know this, so my dear friend, even if you give up on the spot, I will not laugh at you."

Laideng just smiled falsely, said nothing, and stood directly in front of the large pipe to start warming up.

The yoga master didn't notice Lai Deng's fake smile at all. He just thought that the Xia native was worried about his performance for a while. He smiled generously and waved to the audience. Then he didn't warm up and just swayed. The body burrowed into the pipe like a snake.

After he got through smoothly, the yoga master looked eagerly to Laideng's side.

Seeing that Lai Deng had successfully drilled through, he was still a little disappointed, but he quickly regained his energy and continued drilling into the medium-sized pipe.

This time it was a little more difficult.

But it’s okay, it’s just a trivial matter to him!

After getting out, the yoga master who breathed a sigh of relief looked at Lai Deng again and saw that Lai Deng was still coming out of the pipe as slowly as before.

Yoga master: "."

It's okay. This Xia man's speed is at least three seconds slower than before. He must have reached his limit!

The yoga master held his breath and continued to drill the last trumpet pipe.

At this time, the pipe has become so small that its diameter is comparable to A4 paper. Even the legendary A4 waist is difficult to get through. What's more, the structure of the human body is destined to have a person's shoulders wider than the waist, and the human body is also a three-body creature if it shrinks. , it cannot be as thin and concave as A4 paper.

This type of pipe is actually very difficult for a yoga master. He has only passed through this type of hoop before. With that time, he became a famous yoga master on the Internet in Heguo and won this award. Charge a high appearance fee to serve as a foreign aid in the yoga studio and come to participate in this challenge.

However, hoops are much easier than pipes after all.

The audience at the scene saw the upper body of the yoga master who originally looked very good was struggling to get into the trumpet pipe, and his body kept squirming, squirming, squirming.

The waist goes in, it’s very good, and the thighs are twisted and barely fit in, wow! The knees are also twisted in

The person went in, but he didn't come out for a while.

On the other side of Lai Deng, the audience saw him standing on the spot and making a few moves, and also manually pinched several of his big joints. Along with the sound of crackling joints coming from the radio equipment on the ring, The tall and thin Leden passed through the trumpet pipe easily like a stream of water without bones.

From the time I got in to the time I got out, it didn't take more than thirty seconds.

After getting out, Laideng lay on the ground and pinched a few of his big joints, as if he had reorganized his entire body. Then he slowly sat up, rested for a while, and then stood up again.

And another contestant can still see his calves squirming, squirming, squirming at the other end of the pipe.

"Help, help! Help~Hurry, help me~"

A faint cry for help sounded muffled from the pipe.

Referee on the ring: "??"

Live audience:"."

Host beside the ring: "."

Zhou Rong: "Quick, ask the firefighters to come and save people!"

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