Saying XX lines makes me rich

As soon as the magic word "free" came out, the old men and women at the scene almost cried when they saw it, and the two young policemen who stood up for justice fell silent after hearing it.

Because something like this went wrong, the police's ideas were in vain.After all, if you want to say that people are setting up stalls to do business and disrupt public order, they are providing a certain degree of help to others for free in leisure places.

If it is to directly spread feudal superstitious ideas and engage in feudal superstitious activities in public places,
The policemen covered their cheeks and glanced at the group of old men and women who were staring at them eagerly. They hissed and felt a deep toothache.

Things were at a standstill for a while.

Yu Ye, the young man who called the police brother, and his friend Chi Fei thought more simply. Seeing that the grandparents were still being deceived by scammers, Yu Ye, who was more impulsive, immediately jumped on the stone next to him and raised his hands. , raised his arms and shouted: "Grandparents, please don't be deceived by this person! You must know that there is no free lunch in the world! This person must be trying to defraud you of your pension! Besides, we are all citizens of the new era and should believe it." Science, against feudal superstition!”

Although Chi Fei felt that his brother's behavior and lines were a bit average, but his starting point was good, so he also supported him and persuaded an old lady who was very well-dressed and looked like a cultured person: "Grandma, You look like a man of culture at first glance. We don’t say you are against feudal superstition. Isn’t it illegal to promote feudal ideas to the public in public places without any prior application?”

The policeman brother stood nearby and said nothing for a while. He knew what the two little brothers said, and they had to find loopholes. These words were like the fishnet stockings on the legs of a street girl, full of loopholes.

However, the person who took advantage of the loophole was not the client whom the policeman brother originally thought. Instead, it was the old lady who was caught and tried to persuade her: "Little boy, you are still young and have experienced too little. As the saying goes, the ignorant are fearless. Think of the time when you went to the mountains and countryside. Now, we are just like you, we are not afraid of anything."

This old lady who had obviously had a special experience actually instilled some indescribable and unbreakable mysteries and weirdness into Chi Fei on the spot. The vividness of the description, the vividness of the narration, and the vividness of the gestures made Chi Fei feel upset. There were mutterings.

The police officer who was watching everything said: "."

Shaking his head secretly, as expected, this little brother who has not yet finalized his thoughts and ideas was persuaded so easily.

At this moment, due to many factors, the scene is gradually turning into a strange atmosphere where certain religious ideas are spread and believers are developed.It was at the critical moment when Chi Fei's young mind was on the verge of collapse, that the person involved bravely stepped forward.

Chu Qingyu stepped on the wooden chair next to him, raised his hands like Yu Ye just now, pressed his palms down again, raised his voice and said: "Everyone, everyone, please listen to me!"

The "master" who raises his arms and shouts is naturally treated completely differently from the ignorant little brat who raises his arms and shouts.Yu Ye's shouting will only make old men and women slump and criticize him, saying that he is disrespectful and rude, and that stepping on stones is unethical.

As soon as Chu Qingyu shouted, both those who were watching the excitement and those who personally defended the reputation of the "master" shut their mouths and turned to look at her in tacit understanding.With everyone watching, Chu Qingyu first gave a definition of this farce: "Believe in science and oppose superstition. This is our unshakable basic idea."

Old men and women: “Ouch?!”

The policeman brother and the young boy were both stupid: "Huh?!"

Chu Qingyu continued: "But, but! Our fortune-telling and fortune-changing business has existed for thousands of years, and there must be a certain reason for it. In recent years, there are still many experts and scholars who specialize in this field. , some of them put forward the two theories of psychological suggestion and human potential to change destiny."

Then Chu Qingyu talked at length about the papers and research related to these two statements, and his words were meaningful. Whether it was an old man or an old woman who knew nothing about it, or a policeman who knew only a little about it, his brother or the young man were both stupid, and they were stunned without realizing it. I listened to it, and slowly began to identify with what she said.

At the end of the day, Chu Qingyu was questioned by an old man who knew Zhang Shufen, the "lucky goose" who had been able to tell fortunes and change fortunes, and analyzed his so-called science of "fortune telling" and "fate changing" on the spot. Theoretical basis.

From her demeanor, facial expressions, and changes in her eyes, she talked about how she "calculated" that something happened to Zhang Shufen's family, and also talked about psychological hints and spiritual comfort.

As for why the phone call from the hospital came so accurately?Hey, can't people just "happen" these days?
In short, the conclusion is: "Scientific divination and materialistic fortune-telling, what we are talking about is to keep pace with the times!"

Everyone present nodded, as if they were suddenly enlightened.

Yu Ye and Chi Fei also nodded in confusion, but I don't know why, but they always feel that there is something strange about it?
When the two of them followed the policeman brother out of the park and were about to ride their bicycles home, Chi Feicai suddenly asked his brother with a slight hesitation: "Brother, what the girl said about scientific fortune-telling and materialistic fortune-telling, do you think it is true or false?" of?"

The policeman brother was shocked and looked at his own brother as if he were a fool: "No, Chi Fei, do you really believe it?!"

He thought that these two people were just like him, pretending to be "enlightened" from beginning to end. But it turned out that these two people were really enlightened?
Yu Ye was also shocked, but he turned to the policeman brother: "Brother Yue, you said what she said is all false?!"

The policeman's brother Chi Yue was speechless, his eyes full of helplessness, and he looked at the two of them in turn in silence.

The scene was very embarrassing.

At this moment, the young Shuangsi understood in advance the special ability that adults only have: pretending to be stupid.

The three of them ignored the incident and pretended that nothing had happened.

Chi Fei: "Brother, go back and work hard first. When you go home at night, remember to bring the bean sprout buns from Xuji Baozi Shop to your mother for breakfast tomorrow morning."

Chi Yue: "Okay, I got it. Please be careful when riding on the road."

Yu Ye: "Okay, bye Brother Yue."

As the old saying goes, the benevolent see the benevolent and the wise see the wisdom. One word can be heard, and a thousand things can be understood.Some people listened to Chu Qingyu's words and believed that science is the truth. Some people listened to the same words and confirmed Chu Qingyu's status as a "master".

Chu Qingyu wanted this result. She created a "master" persona in order to open up her reputation among these old men and women, so that they would start to trust her and be willing to sit down with her and let her feel their pulse. , study the common problems of men and women of this age group, gain an in-depth understanding of the early causes of certain diseases, and enrich her practical experience in summer vacation.Although the process was a bit tortuous and bizarre, the results were good.Chu Qingyu's summer vacation park free massage schedule started smoothly.

As for the young men who have been following her in real time since that day, going out early and coming back late, synchronizing their schedules with her, and following her in real time?Nian Zaizhen's deception might cause some unnecessary trouble. Chu Qingyu turned a blind eye to the appearance and purpose of the two of them and pretended not to have seen them at all.

Anyway, the two of them just wanted to prevent her from cheating these old men and women out of their pensions. Anyway, she really didn't need those few taels of silver.

That's right, this man was watching and watching, and he couldn't help but move closer and closer. When Chu Qingyu was about to temporarily end his practical activities in the People's Park, Yu Ye, one of the two, finally squatted down to Chu Qingyu for the last time. "Scientific divination, materialistic fortune telling".

"Master, I want to calculate when my goddess will respond to my feelings." Young Yu Ye asked shyly in a low voice.

Chi Fei glared at him, pulled his arm hard and whispered in a low voice, "Didn't we agree to get rich when we get the chance?"

Yu Ye scratched his hair that had just been cut yesterday. He didn't know if he was pretending to be stupid or really stupid: "Ah, it's too bad. I forgot about it when I was nervous." After saying that, he turned to Chu Qingyu and asked Chu Qingyu: "Master, this Can the theme be changed?"

He said he wanted to change, but his eyes were frantically flashing the same meaning: Can't change, can't change, can't change!
The corner of Chu Qingyu's mouth twitched, he thought about it awkwardly, and sighed. Just when Chi Fei was frustrated and secretly happy, Chu Qingyu suddenly said: "Originally, according to the rules, the words have been spoken and will not be changed. However, Seeing that you two sincerely begged me, I will be merciful and give you a chance to change."

Chi Fei suddenly beamed with joy, but Yu Ye's smiling face fell.Probably because the charm of the goddess was too great, and he was about to miss the opportunity, Yu Ye finally revealed his "hypocrisy" and had a fight with his good brother on the spot, relying on his abundant martial arts to achieve a staged victory. .

Staring into the eyes of a panda, Yu Ye beamed with joy and looked at Chu Qingyu expectantly.

Chu Qingyu pretended to look at his palm, nodding and shaking his head. Feeling that he had seen enough of the drama of the boy with a changed face, he suppressed a smile and said the result happily: "On the Chinese Valentine's Day next year, as long as you continue If you keep sending holiday gifts to your goddess, you can gain a beautiful wife."

After thinking for a while, he added: "There is also a special offer for Chinese Valentine's Day, buy one, get one free, all in one step."

Father, like son.Yu Ye only felt that his long-lasting love was finally around the corner and fell into ecstasy, but Chi Fei, who was squatting next to him, reacted and knelt on the ground with a grin on his face.

Yu Ye felt confused: "What's wrong with you? Are you having a convulsion?" As if he thought of something, he suddenly became alert: "Do you also covet my goddess?!"

It turns out that they are not brothers but love rivals?ha!Draw your sword!
Just as Chi Fei was about to explain, a burst of exclamation suddenly came from the crowd watching.

"Ouch! What's going on?!"

"Who is this person? Why did he faint?"

"Quick, quick, clear some space! You can't surround the fainted person!"

"Call for an ambulance!"

"Who will save this person? Isn't it too late to save this person?"

Chu Qingyu knew what was going on as soon as he heard it, and quickly shouted: "I am a medical student, let me go and have a look!"

In the past half month or so, although Chu Qingyu is young, he is still too good-looking, and is somewhat famous in the People's Park. Many young people have learned that their parents are particularly obsessed with going to such and such Banyan Tree Corner to make such masters I wasn't worried about massage at first, but after I came over and enjoyed it myself, I realized that they are really good at it.

As for why my parents insisted that the other party was a fortune teller?Hi, as an elderly person, it is inevitable that there will be some errors in understanding.As long as this "master" is not a liar and has a passable character, it will be fine.

As a result, people who often hang out in the park more or less know that the girl at Banyan Tree Corner who gives free pulse checks and massages is a college student at the Capital University of Traditional Chinese Medicine.At this moment, Chu Qingyu shouted, and the panicked crowd also reacted and quickly moved out of the passage, allowing Chu Qingyu to reach the fainted person smoothly.

When she got closer, Chu Qingyu realized that the person who fainted was not the elderly person she had just thought, but that this person was too young.

The person lying on the ground was about ten years old. His face was pale and haggard due to long-term illness, his features were delicate, and his body was thin and thin.At this time, the young man was clutching the clothes on his chest with both hands and huddled sideways on the ground. Even though he had fainted, his face was still twisted, his breathing was short and rapid, and he looked very painful.

Looking like this, I can't breathe at first sight.

At this moment, Chu Qingyu didn't care whether she had the qualification certificate for acupuncture or medication. She immediately pulled out a top-notch complete acupuncture kit from her trouser pocket, but actually from the wishing well. He accurately inserted two needles into the relevant acupuncture points near the boy's respiratory tract.

Her speed was so fast that no one else could see her clearly. If she blinked again, she saw two silver needles poking at the young man's body, and the silver light flickered in the scattered scattered light.

Looking at the boy again, his rapid and intense breathing became calmer, and his slightly distorted facial features also relaxed.

"Okay! Really awesome!"

An old man was so fascinated by the show that he couldn't help shouting "Hello" in the silence. (End of chapter)