Dress up in a group and spoil my little aunt, I will make the whole family rich

Chapter 8 The farce caused by a chicken

"According to what you said, no one else can go to Houshan. If they go, they will come to your house to steal chickens."

"It's so ridiculous. Just like your poor family who can't eat two liang of meat for a year, the chicken is so poor that there are only bones left. The weasel is afraid to grit their teeth and dare not open their mouths. They are so careless to go around Go to the back mountain to steal."

Mrs. Zhou: "That's right, my uncle and my son are not stupid. If we really want to steal it, we have to pick someone fat."

Mrs. Zou blushed with anger when she heard the heart-pounding words: "What's wrong with my family being poor? No matter how poor I am, I don't steal or rob. I support a large family by myself, unlike your family who are begging for nothing and stealing blood from others." , Lin honestly, having relatives in your family is really bad luck for eight lifetimes."

Lin Laoshi is the nickname given to Uncle Lin by the villagers.

"It's really shameless to say that you don't steal or rob, but you sell your daughter and granddaughter, and tiger poison doesn't eat your offspring. You are even worse than animals."

"And my uncle is willing to help his relatives. That's because he values ​​love and righteousness. Why, are you still envious? That's right, those members of your Zou family don't look at you seriously. No wonder you can't eat grapes and say grapes are sour." .”

"You...you lazy vampire."

"You poor ghost and poisonous woman."

"..."

There was too much movement, and it happened to be lunch time. Many villagers came out with bowls to watch the excitement.

Not to mention, the scolding is quite incisive, one is lazy and the other is poisonous.

The two scolded more and more vigorously, and they were about to start, Lin Baobao hurried up to hold Feng Shi.

"Bao'er, you go in first. This old thing dares to slander people. If I don't tear her mouth apart, others will treat me as Feng Jinhua, which is easy to bully."

"Come here, come here, if I'm afraid today, my surname will be Feng." The words were tough, but Mrs. Zou's heels were retreating, as if she was about to run away at any time.

Feng was so angry that Lin Baobao hugged her waist tightly so she didn't rush forward: "Bao'er, don't pull me."

Lin Baobao: "Mom, don't be impulsive..."

You will pay for injuring someone!

Mrs. Zou looked excited: "Aren't you Feng Jinhua amazing? I'm standing here waiting for you, why don't you come over?"

"You have the guts to say it in front of me."

"Why do you want me to go over, come here."

"It's noon, why are you arguing?" An old man shouted loudly.

Lin Baobao turned his head to look, and saw Gu Shi leading three old men coming this way.

The head of the village was the head of the village, and the other two were the chiefs of the two major surnames of Dahe Village, Lin and Zou.

Lin Baobao breathed a sigh of relief, if she didn't come again, she would be unable to stop her.

This day is more tiring than her doing ten sets of papers.

"Village chief, you have to make the decision for me." Once Mrs. Zou changed her previous arrogance, she sat down on the ground and started howling.

The reason why Mrs. Zou made such a fuss was because she had always been at odds with Mrs. Feng, and another reason was because the Zou family was really poor.

Contrary to Feng's, Mrs. Zou had three daughters in a row before she got a son, but her son was not up to date, and she had a habit of gambling.

In order to pay off his gambling debts, Mrs. Zou and his wife sold all the land in the family, and married the first two daughters to the widower, just to get more dowry.

Later, in order to change his marriage, the little girl was married to a fool.

But what is the point of betting on this thing?A few years ago, he even sold a granddaughter to be a child bride.

In the end, patriarch Zou couldn't stand it anymore, and threatened to exterminate their family, which prevented her from selling the remaining two granddaughters.

"Okay, folks in the village, it's reasonable to make such a fuss because of a chicken." Village head Lin had already heard the whole story from Gu Shina, and glared at Mrs. Zou: "You saw with your own eyes that Lin Wulang went to your house to steal a chicken ?”

Mrs. Zou choked, "No..."

"What's the trouble without you? Just because Lin Wulang went to Houshan? Then everyone don't want to go?" This time it was the patriarch surnamed Zou who spoke.

Even if the patriarch doesn't help him, what else can Mrs. Zou say?I'm suffocated.

Lin Wulang's idle voice sounded from behind: "What are you doing around my door?"

Everyone turned their heads and saw the lotus leaf bag in his hand at a glance.

No need to ask what is the bread inside, everyone has already smelled the chicken.

Lin Baobao: Are you an undercover agent sent by the enemy?

"Look, look, and they said they didn't steal it." Granny Zou now had the confidence to point at Lin Wulang and screamed: "I don't want to eat the chicken I have worked so hard to raise, so I just expect it to come out every day." Damn, if you say kill it, kill it..."

"Village head, patriarch, if you don't let me, the old woman, decide today, I'll hang myself with a rope at the door of Lin's house..."

Lin Baobao ignored Mrs. Zou's yelling: "Fifth brother, what are you carrying?"

"Chicken legs~ No, it's pheasant legs. Didn't I have enough to eat this morning? I was thinking about going to the back mountain with Da Mao to try my luck. I didn't expect that we caught a pheasant. Look, neither of us has two legs. Eat it, and keep it specially for you."

Lin Wulang held up the lotus leaf bag in front of Lin Baobao as if he was offering a treasure. Seeing that everyone looked at him in the wrong way, he reacted belatedly: "Is this old woman saying that I stole her chicken?"

Lin Baobao was moved and angry, and finally he was not too stupid, but it would be easy to handle if it was a pheasant.

"What kind of pheasant, it's obviously my chicken." Mrs. Zou shouted.

"Pheasant can fly, is it so easy to catch?" Some villagers expressed doubts.

"The matter of stealing chickens is big or small. I'm afraid that if it gets out, our village's reputation will be even worse."

Lin Baobao followed the sound, who was it if it wasn't Mrs. Wu who said this?
At the beginning, everyone still held the attitude of watching the excitement, but when they heard that it was harmful to the reputation of the village, they became anxious.

You know, because of what the Lin family's second wife and Mrs. Zou did, Dahe Village's reputation has always been the worst in the surrounding ten miles and eight towns.

Marriage in the village is more difficult than in other villages.

No matter how bad it is... everyone dare not think about it.

"Village chief, if you steal a chicken now, you don't know what to steal in the future. You must be severely punished."

"Yes, severe punishment."

"It's really impossible to drive the second room of the Lin family out of our village..."

Uncle Lin also came, and he was very anxious when he heard the words.

Village head Lin waved his hand to keep everyone quiet: "Lin Wulang, you said you roasted pheasant, can someone testify for you?"

Da Mao stood up: "I can testify that it is a pheasant."

Village head Lin raised his eyelids: "You are accomplices, so what you say doesn't count."

Lin Wulang pretended: "Then she said that I stole her chicken, does she have evidence?"

"What kind of evidence do I want? Isn't that obvious? If I lose the chicken, you eat the chicken. How can there be such a coincidence?"

Lin Wulang spit out the grass in his mouth impatiently: "I have already said that what I roasted is pheasant pheasant. As for your chicken that is so thin that it has no meat, it is like a plague. I will not die in front of me." Pick it up, for fear of being poisonous."

"Can you talk nonsense?" Patriarch Lin glared at him.

They are all in the same village. If Mrs. Zou's chickens get plague, will other people's chickens be fine?
"Okay." Village Chief Lin pointed to the lotus leaf bag in his hand: "Open it and let's have a look."

But what can be seen from two chicken legs?

No, when Mrs. Zou saw the two pieces of roasted golden and oily meat, she howled like a dead old lady again, and insisted that this was her chicken.

Not to be outdone, Lin Wulang and Da Mao shouted loudly that it was a pheasant.

Lin Baobao was almost laughed angrily by the two: "I have a way to prove whether Brother Wu roasted a pheasant or not."

(End of this chapter)