Chapter 53 35 million
After returning to the new house, Mi He repeatedly thought about Xia Wenqing's every move.

She has a bold idea.

Since Xia Wenqing is Wei Zhaolin's true love that he can't let go of, it means that he must have a deep love for Xia Wenqing's type of woman.

Then if she imitated Xia Wenqing's words, would it improve the efficiency of completing tasks?
Combined with the various skills learned from the great beauties before, wouldn't it be just around the corner to conquer Wei Zhaolin?

So Mihe secretly made a complete imitation plan!

Even if Wei Zhaolin regards her as Xia Wenqing's substitute!Anyway, she was pregnant with Zai Zai and left!
After Mihe repeatedly confirmed the feasibility of the plan, he acted enthusiastically.

But a few days later, she realized very sadly...

She can't do it!

It's not that she can't imitate Xia Wenqing's words and deeds, but that she can't understand the logic of this person's behavior.

For example, why do you hate her so much, and it looks like you want to pour dirty water on her, but why do you keep explaining for her?

In fact, I can't figure out one, two, three, and the relationship with Wei Zhaolin is still in the stage of being read in law books every day, and the progress of the task is almost no.

Seeing that Wei Zhaolin had recovered enough to change the wheelchair into crutches, Mi He finally couldn't sit still.

She decided to ask for foreign aid.

And the only foreign aid she could find on Earth was Mi Youran.

After shrinking in the apartment for a month, Mi Youran, who only ate and slept every day, raised herself like a pig after listening to Mi He's narration: "..."

She twitched the corner of her mouth: "Isn't this a green tea whore? Are you sure that Wei Zhaolin likes this one?" After thinking about it, Mi Youran said to herself, "That's right, in reality, many men only eat green tea."

"Green tea whore?" Mi He blinked, "That's what Xia Wenqing called me before."

Mi Youran sneered: "She is a whore! You are different!"

Mi Youran was afraid that she would not understand the meaning of the green tea whore, and that she was not explaining accurately enough, so she simply opened the search software on her mobile phone and read to her: "It refers to those who have long hair and look like they are facing the sky, but in fact they are carefully made up. It’s a human woman who pretends to be harmless to humans and animals, her heart is broken without trace, and her days are peaceful and sick, but she is actually more ambitious than anyone else.”

Mi He breathed a sigh of relief, and touched her waist-length hair: "Fortunately, I have long hair." Fortunately, she has the innate condition to be a 'green tea bitch', no wonder Xia Wenqing called her that before.

Mi Youran: "..." This is not the point, is it?

She had a bit of a headache: "Long hair fluttering, you can understand it as an adjective, just...how should I put it? It is a kind of temperament. Generally, women with long hair will look gentle and graceful. What you need to grasp is this characteristic, and Not the hair itself, understand?"

Mihe was a little ashamed, and drooped her head weakly: "I don't quite understand."

Her skin is really white, and the soft black hair hangs down, making her skin whiter than snow. Just hanging her head like this has a delicate and soft beauty, which makes people reluctant to look away.

Mi Youran stared at her dazedly for a while, "It really took Mi Kuan eight lifetimes of virtue to pick up such a cheap girl like you."

Did Mihe understand: "What?"

"It's okay." Mi Youran wiped her face, and pulled back her irrelevant thoughts, "You don't need to study your temperament, anyway, you've already mastered it."

How can there be a natural endearment and likability to the pretentiousness that comes out of disguise?Mihe's natural conditions are very suitable, almost...brain circuit?

But the brain circuit of the green tea bitch...

Mi Youran couldn't help showing an indescribable expression: "Do you really want to learn how to be a green tea?"

"Yeah." Mi He was a little embarrassed, "Wei Zhaolin likes it."

Mi Youran thumped her chest: "Men are all blind now, so what's so good about green tea!?"

What an alien, how pure, kind, and clean!Now I have to be forced to learn how to make green tea!

"Listen to me, men who like green tea are not good things. They are basically blind and have cerebral palsy. Why don't you change your target?" Mi Youran really felt that it was not feasible to change herself for a man.

Since this one doesn't like Mihe's style, why not just find someone who likes her style?
It's hard to find two-legged toads, but are there not many two-legged men?

"Do you know how many men there are on Earth?" Before Mi He could answer, Mi Youran said seriously, "35 billion!"

"..."

Mi He lowered her head and remained silent for a long time. Just as Mi Youran was about to ask her what was wrong, she felt a drop of warm tears hit the back of her hand.

Mi Youran: "..." Why are you crying again?
Did she say something wrong?

Mi He pursed his mouth, resisting the urge to cry: "I'm so envious, you have 35 billion men alone, but we are almost gone, woo woo woo."

Mi Youran: "..."

The beauty was crying, and Mi Youran felt guilty and blamed herself, hating that she was too nervous, which pot was not opened and which pot was lifted, and she poked Mi He's sore spot so hard to die.

"Don't cry, don't cry, aren't you already working hard now? As long as you successfully complete the task, don't you want as many people as you want?"

Mi He sobbed: "...Well, I will work hard, Youran, please teach me how to make green tea!"

Mi Youran had a heart attack: "You really don't want to consider the other plan I mentioned?"

"I can't change it." Mihe wiped his tears, "The induction crystal shattered me, so I can't find other targets, and I can't even deal with a crisis, if there is another more difficult..."

Mi Youran has the urge to pinch someone.

Does this alien know what her appearance means to people on earth? !

This is the look that can attract countless people without doing anything, just by showing your face, okay?

What's more, the owner of this face is willing to give birth to a child for free!It’s nothing more than a pie in the sky, isn’t it!

"Besides, Wei Zhaolin's genes are really good." Mi He explained, "The induction crystal shows that he has at least a 3S physique. I also found out when I used mental power to repair his body. The acceptance rate is very high, which shows that his physical fitness is much higher than that of ordinary humans, I thought, since we want to breed, we must match the best."

Although she described Wei Zhaolin as a stud male carefully selected in the barn, the reason of good or bad genes is really too strong, so strong that Mi Youran can't persuade him anymore.

"...That's fine." Mi Youran sighed, "If you want to be a qualified green tea, first you have to learn how to pretend to be innocent and weak, and you have to know how to cheat others, and use other people's viciousness to set off your kindness. How disgusting things are, on the surface you must be generous and gentle, weak and deceitful."

Talking about Mi Youran who lived like a rough man, Mi He was taken aback for a while.

"Can you be more specific?" Mi He looked like a good student obediently listening to the class, with a face full of thirst for knowledge, "Just to give an example, what would it be like to do it in practice?"

Mi Youran rubbed her chin and thought for a while: "Okay, for example, if you want to seduce Wei Zhaolin, what would you do under normal circumstances?"

"Seduction?" Mihe thought for a while, "Go in, take off your clothes, and lie on the bed?"

"...Why didn't I see that you are still a straight ball girl!" Mi Youran's head buzzed, "You should be able to refuse and welcome! Push everything to accidents! Tonight's moonlight is so beautiful, He's so gentle! Do you understand?"

Mihe: "..."

She knows a der!

(End of this chapter)

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