It's time to marry someone from Earth

Chapter 43 Get to know him, impress him, sleep with him

"I think you're just out of your mind!"

Tang Wenlan who rushed over hurriedly slapped the table angrily after understanding the ins and outs of the matter.

"You said such ugly and hurtful things, Xiaohe didn't bother with you and didn't talk about it, and endured the grievances to let you down the steps!" Tang Wenlan's hands were shaking with anger, "You still think she's mentally ill?"

Wei Zhaolin: "She will step down the steps for me?"

Mihe: "Did he say something hurtful?"

The two spoke in unison, with the same puzzlement in their eyes.

Tang Wenlan: "..."

She patted her chest to calm down, and turned to look at Mihe with guilt: "Xiaohe, I didn't teach him well. It's my fault. However, he has been ill for several years. If you have too little contact with people, you will gradually lose your ability to speak human words, and you don’t have to bear it next time. You are a husband and wife, and you are not subordinates. If he speaks too hurtfully, you can scold him! He changed!"

Mi He really didn't understand the situation: "Huh? I really think he is very powerful. Crying is really annoying, and it will cause many bad consequences."

For example, crying to death, or crying blind or something.

These consequences can be very serious.

Tang Wenlan's eyes became more and more distressed: "You child is too sensible."

She patted Mi He's shoulder lightly: "I know you are concerned about Zhao Lin's body, and deliberately let him say that. I understand your painstaking efforts. Hey, what a good boy."

The question mark above Mi He's head is about to become concrete.

Is the human brain circuit so complicated?
She was really just praising Wei Zhaolin sincerely, why in Tang Wenlan's eyes, it was her who endured humiliation and begged for perfection?

Seeing this, Wei Zhaolin gradually frowned.

Tang Wenlan turned to look at her son: "Zhaolin, think before you speak, not everyone is as considerate and sensible as Xiaohe."

"That's the conclusion I came to after careful consideration." Wei Zhaolin didn't even lift his eyelids, and his tone was flat and mechanical, "Her emotions are unstable, and her behavior logic is weird. In summary, she has an 80% chance of getting it." Mental illness, depending on her state, 90% of the probability is in the early stage, if the early intervention, the possibility of recovery is infinitely close to 100%. Conversely, if left unchecked, the possibility of deterioration is also close to 100%.”

Tang Wenlan: "..." Did this illness turn him into a calculator or a database?Since his condition improved, his behavior has become more and more strange.

After deliberating for a while, Tang Wenlan tried her best to keep it decent: "Zhaolin, you..."

"It's more appropriate to go and have a look." Wei Zhaolin insisted, "This time, she will go to the hospital to see a doctor, it will indeed take time and effort. It will take up to 5 hours, at least 2 hours, and the cost of a consultation is 200. -1000 yuan. If she really has a mental illness, early intervention can save dozens of times of time and money. It can be inferred that the benefits of going to the hospital at this moment outweigh the risks.”

Tang Wenlan almost fainted from anger: "Not only can you not speak human language, but you can't understand human language, Xiaohe..."

Seeing the tense relationship between mother and son, Mi He immediately said: "I'll go." She wanted to win Wei Zhaolin's favor, so naturally she had to pay attention to his 'suggestion'.

Tang Wenlan: "Xiaohe, he's just a little...don't bother with him."

Mihe: "I don't care about it. Zhaolin can't remember what happened to me now, and his understanding of me is completely blank, so I believe he said these words just out of concern for me. Since he is worried, then I Just go to the doctor, if only to reassure him."

Hearing this, Tang Wenlan couldn't be more moved.

Obviously it was her son who made trouble for no reason, but she didn't expect Mihe to be so cooperative.

Such a kind and caring daughter-in-law is simply a blessing from heaven!

*
It took a total of three hours to go to the hospital for examination and consultation. Because there was a driver from Weijia who picked me up, I saved travel expenses.When she went to the hospital, she chose the expert number and spent 300 yuan for the registration fee.

In the end, the doctor came to the conclusion that she was simply emotionally sensitive. Because there was nothing wrong with her, no further examination was done, and there was no cost for the medicine.

The time and money spent in the end were all within the range that Wei Zhaolin said.

After the inspection results came out, Tang Wenlan glared at Wei Zhaolin angrily: "Are you satisfied now?"

Wei Zhaolin's expression was unclear.

Tang Wenlan said again: "A woman's temper and mood are inherently unstable. You have been ill for a long time and your mind is not working. This time it is Xiaohe who is generous. Next time, don't make such a stupid request again."

After a while, Wei Zhaolin nodded lightly, and said very cooperatively, "I see."

Tang Wenlan vaguely felt that this remark seemed a little wrong, but under Wei Zhaolin's expression of "teaching", he couldn't grasp the point for a while, so he could only explain the way of getting along with each other earnestly, and then returned I left very worried.

There were only two newlyweds left in the family. After a long period of silence, Wei Zhaolin took the initiative to speak: "I'm sorry, I shouldn't infer that you are mentally ill, it's because I don't know enough about human beings... about women. "

Mi He didn't notice his brief words: "It's not your fault, it's because I know too little about people and the world, so I have more emotions."

Fortunately, Wei Zhaolin is only a pure human being, otherwise she would have to show her feet just by doing this operation.

It seems that she has to continue to study the subject of 'disguised human'.

Then start with getting to know Wei Zhaolin?
understand him!Cater to him!Impress him!Finally—slept with him?

*
He said he wanted to get to know Wei Zhaolin, but after a few days of 'knowing', Mi He couldn't bear it anymore.

Every time he ate breakfast, Wei Zhaolin always commented on the food.

Like this moment.

Mihe picked up a deep-fried dough stick, and Wei Zhaolin said: "100 grams of fried dough sticks have 386-428 calories. The nutrients contained in each 100 grams of fried dough sticks: 51.00 grams of carbohydrates, 17.60 grams of fat, 6.90 grams of protein, fiber 0.90 grams of vitamin E, 3.19 mg of vitamin E, and 0.01 mg of thiamine. It is a high-oil, high-calorie, low-nutrition food."

Mihe put down the deep-fried dough sticks and picked up an oversized meat bun, and he said: "The meat buns have lower calories and slightly higher nutritional value than deep-fried dough sticks, but the calories needed for an adult are about 1500-2000 calories a day. It is more appropriate to limit the meal to about 500 calories, but the meat buns in your hand obviously exceed this value.”

Mihe put down the meat buns, picked up the white rice porridge and wanted to have a sip, but heard: "White rice porridge belongs to refined white rice. Apart from providing you with calories and carbohydrates, there are no other nutrients you can take in."

Mihe asked with a dry smile: "Is that so? Then what do you think I should eat?"

Wei Zhaolin raised his chin slightly, motioning for Mihe to look.

Mi He looked in the direction of his chin, and saw a plate on the dining table with a glass of raw milk, an egg, and vegetables that could be eaten with a few raw mixes.

The vegetables are oil-free and salt-free, and there is only a little salad.

It’s okay to eat this diet once or twice, but if you eat it every day, it’s no different from going to jail.

Mi He ate the bland boiled eggs, looked at Wei Zhaolin: "Do I have to eat like this?"

Wei Zhaolin was expressionless: "This is the healthiest diet."

"But it's not very happy."

"Are you unhappy?" Wei Zhaolin was puzzled, "Why?"

"Because I can't eat what I want, so I feel a little... lost?" Mihe asked cautiously.

Of course, if Wei Zhaolin insists on eating these things, then she... can only endure it.

"Junk food is high in carbohydrates, and carbohydrates can make people feel happy, but this is only a temporary illusion, and the negative effects it brings to the body are long-term." Wei Zhaolin concluded, "The harm outweighs the benefit. , should be avoided."

Mihe: "..."

She suddenly felt that this kind of Wei Zhaolin was a little familiar.

Not like someone she knew, but like a race of interstellar bandits—alphas.

(End of this chapter)