I was a boy in the Beast Sect to overthrow the way of heaven

Chapter 10 "Cuckoo"

"Why don't we go to the cafeteria to eat, I heard that the food of Yushouzong is the best in the world!" Wei Shu couldn't bear the silence, she slapped the table with both hands and stood up.

"...But we still owe points." Tunan's eyes lit up, and then dimmed again.

"The points for my mission haven't been issued yet, and I don't have any points." Mei Yuke put her hands on her knees, her elegant eyebrows softened at this moment, and she sat upright and said with a smile.

"Let's do it again. Which of you can cook?" Mei Yuke stood up and walked to the kitchen. Tu Nan and Wei Shu followed her like two little tails.

The snail girl is not good at cooking, but the housekeeping is very proper.

The kitchen is clean, shiny as new, without a trace of dust and oil.

No food either!There are only a few cans of seasoning neatly arranged.

"." The three of Tunan stood at the door of the kitchen, looking at the kitchen that was cleaner than their faces.

"Ah!!! What should I do! I'm starving to death!" Wei Shu pulled her face down with both hands to make a grimace, and shouted to the sky.

"What are you shouting for? Didn't you just eat some snacks and are you hungry now?" Mei Yuke gave a gentle blow without changing her smile.

"Sister Ke, that's the pre-dinner snack for me." Wei Shu passed her hand around Tunan's back, squeezed Tunan between her body, and gently shook Mei Yuke's arm.

Mei Yuke was impatient in her heart and didn't show it on the surface, so she allowed her to shake, but this person didn't know how to restrain himself, and made it worse, until Mei Yuke's shoulders were sore from shaking, and she didn't stop shaking.

Tunan was 1.6 meters tall, but Mei Yuke was half a head taller than Tunan, and Wei Shu needed Tunan to raise his head to speak.

Under Wei Shu's squeeze, only one "from" remained among the three people who were originally standing in a concave formation.

Tunan is about to be squeezed out!She didn't make a sound, but frowned slightly and folded her arms across her chest, fearing that she could not control her strength enough to hurt others.

Mei Yuke noticed, sighed again, and brushed Wei Shu's hand away.

The disgust in his eyes was not concealed, and without the princess's elegant and dignified demeanor, he raised his eyebrows and smiled lightly:

"Then you're such an idiot!"

Wei Shu didn't notice Tunan at all, but asked in surprise, "Yes! My father and mother say that about me, sister Ke, how do you know?"

Tunan, who was shaking his numb right arm slightly under the wide sleeve, turned his head to look at the girl who was chattering in disbelief.

With a wheat complexion and a heroic appearance, she doesn't look stupid!

[I was shocked! 】

"I usually eat five big bowls of rice. In Wanjian Mountain, my father often doesn't even have the money for meals. I can only go to various peaks to eat hundreds of rice. Everyone welcomes me."

[Welcome to put a quotation mark. 】

Tunan twitched the corners of his lips, cursing inwardly.

"Speaking of Baijia cuisine, our Wanjianshan's food is also good, especially the one in Piaomiao Peak. Although the senior brother cultivates the way of ruthlessness, the cooking is really delicious. I can only say this about every dish he cooks." Wei Shu's eyebrows were beaming. Thumbs up.

"My favorite is roasted pig's trotters, ouch! The smell of sprinkling spices." Wei Shu excitedly touched the buzzing sword behind her and continued:

"The skin is crispy, the spices are salty and spicy. The meat of the elbow is white, greasy and soft. After one bite, the crispy skin is sandwiched with soft and rotten meat. It's so delicious that I feel like I'm rolling on the grass! It's served with the fairy brewed by the big brother Drunk, happy like a fairy!" Wei Shu said while sipping, and Tunan, who was swallowing saliva, was rumbling in his stomach.

Tunan swallowed, looked up and smiled awkwardly.

If others encounter this situation, they will just stop and find something to fill their stomachs.

But obviously, Wei Shu was not among them, and she was excited.

Obviously she was also hungry, Wei Shu began to take a careful look at the dishes on each peak of Wanjian Mountain, and Tu Nan held his stomach and raised his head to listen with gusto.

[Damn it!Zhang Tunan couldn't listen anymore, the more he listened, the hungrier he became! 】

"The best thing to eat in Lingyue Peak is bamboo rice, this bamboo rice"

【Bamboo rice!tasty! 】

"Gu~" Wei Shu's stomach rumbled, she was hungry but she continued.

"Goo~" Tunan's stomach rumbled, she was hungry but she wanted to hear it.

The two stomach growls one after another, pain and happiness.

When it came to the eighth one, Wei Shu, who was eloquent, suddenly stopped and asked mysteriously:
"Do you know the barbecue in Wuya Peak?"

【I hate people who tell me the most! 】

Tu Nan slandered, grabbed Wei Shu's sleeve with his small hand, and shook it lightly twice, "I don't know, tell me quickly!"

Mei Yuke, who was originally dark-faced, was also attracted attention, and she listened quietly with her ears pricked up.

"Wuya Peak's barbecue is made from Sanyan pigs. I don't have aura in my body, and I know it's extraordinary after taking a bite. Take a bite, and I feel like I'm flying up!"

Wei Shu only said this sentence, narrowing her eyes and meditating silently.

Wei Shu described so much in the first seven peaks, but only this one sentence in Wuya Peak.

Simple and unpretentious but extremely lethal, Wei Shu's expression is too good, with an aftertaste of enjoyment.

"Goo~" Even Mei Yuke's stomach, who had been silent all this time, rang, and the originally harmonious "cuckoo" sound suddenly came out again.

Tu Nan and Wei Shu turned their heads to stare at Mei Yuke who was smiling again, but her ears were blushing.

Being stared at by Tu Nan and Wei Shu, Mei Yuke's whole body was rouged, from blushing to her neck, she was furious:
"What are you looking at! Cook and eat if you're hungry, aren't you hungry?"

After finishing speaking, there was another "goo".

"This is not me!" Mei Yuke said loudly without demeanor.

There was another "goo".

Mei Yuke, who is dignified, elegant and looks mature and reliable, glanced back and forth between Tunan and Wei Shu with a childish gaze.

Who are Ke Tunan and Wei Shu?

Wei Shu not only has no wink, but also has a thick skin, and doesn't care about such trivial matters at all.

Tunan's stomach growling was originally very embarrassing, but she had been cooing for a long time just now, and she had already desensitized.

Tu Nan subconsciously raised his hand again like a primary school student, "Sister Ke, it was me just now!"

Wei Shu giggled and put her hand on Tunan's shoulder, "It's me first."

Mei Yuke's eyebrows were beaming, and she was just about to say something to restore her dignity.

"Gu~" her stomach groaned again, and before she could get shy, Tunan and Wei Shu's stomachs also rang.

"Goo~"

"Goo~"

"Goo~"

The three looked at each other and laughed at the same time.

"I grew vegetables in the courtyard of my dormitory, and I went to pick some. The rice steamed by Xiaotian can also be eaten, so let's eat like this today!" Mei Yuke was too lazy to maintain a dignified and elegant style, and arranged dinner casually, exuding wanton coquettishness with her gestures.

"Sister Ke, you still grow vegetables! Take me with you!" Wei Shu yelled after hearing this, eager to try.

"And me! There are some dishes!" Tunan also rolled up his sleeves, showing his slender and pale arms, as if he had to bring himself if he wanted to help.

"Don't worry, I'll take you there in a few days, and wait at home first." Mei Yuke touched Tu Nan's raised little head, and then touched it.
Forget it, I can't touch it.

He patted Wei Shu's arm again, and went out with a basket. Tu Nan and Wei Shu didn't give up, and followed step by step.

Mei Yuke had no choice but to arrange tasks for the two of them.

"You two light up the fire first! Go!"

When the fire started, Mei Yuke also came back with vegetables.

These dishes look like Xia Shang's green vegetables, cabbage, tomatoes, potatoes, etc., but I don't know how they taste.

Under the watchful eyes of Tu Nan and Wei Shu, Mei Yuke skillfully washed the vegetable-like vegetables, skillfully put them into the pot, skillfully put the seasonings, and skillfully stir-fried them on the plate.

Everything was skillful and perfect. When Mei Yuke was washing the pot and preparing for the next dish,
Wei Shu snatched the plate from Tu Nan's hand, "Xiao Nan, I'll serve it to the table for you!".

After what happened in the afternoon, Tu Nan didn't understand Wei Shu.

[You want to steal it! 】

Tu Nan complained silently, shook his head helplessly, and went to help Mei Yuke wash the pot.

"what!"

Wei Shu uttered a scream, pinching the vegetables with one hand and choking her neck with the other, kneeling on the ground and twisting her figure.

"Crack" the plate then shattered.

"Xiaoshu!"

Tu Nan hurried forward, thinking that Wei Shu was choking again, and handed over the water bag.

As if Wei Shu was granted an amnesty, she quickly poured water into her mouth, and the water flowed from the corner of her mouth to the collar of her neck.

"Are you choking again?" Mei Yuke came out of the kitchen after hearing the sound, and asked with frowning.

"Yes, yes!" Tunan nodded seriously.

After hearing this, Wei Shu was so anxious that she held the hand of the dish and waved it in front of the two of them, and drank water with the water bag in one hand.

"Well, Xiao Shu said that she choked on this dish!"

Tunan couldn't see Wei Shu's face, only her chin raised to drink water.But she deduced everything logically.

[As expected of me!Shu scholars! 】

Wei Shu waved a vegetable in her hand more eagerly, and a vegetable swayed alone in the air.

"She said yes, it's this dish! Although she only has one dish, she will choke if she eats too much. Tunan and Sister Ke should also pay attention when eating, don't be like me."

Tu Nan solemnly "translated" Wei Shu's action language, and finally Wei Shu stuffed a vegetable in his hand into Tu Nan's mouth.

Tunan:? ? ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

【Help!Xiaoshu is going to poison me! 】

(End of this chapter)