I, my father-in-law, set off a frenzy of public examinations in ancient times

Master Lu sniffed the remaining medicine stain on his sleeve: "It smells really good, it cools and relieves pain, probably that's the effect!..."

"What you said is absolutely right! Cooling the blood, stopping bleeding, moistening the intestines, and laxative...that is a blind 'removing hemorrhoid soup'! Although the various prescriptions are similar, the main medicinal materials are the same. , some are taken internally, some are applied externally..."

"Ah?!" Master Lu turned pale with shock, "How do you know, Master Ma?—"

"..."

Mr. Ma took a deep breath, and said dryly: "It's not important, what's important is: why does little Guan Gonggong drink 'Quhemorrhoid Soup'?"

"Because he has hemorrhoids!—" Master Lu felt a little contemptuous, even a little disgusted, because of such a trivial matter, he poured hemorrhoid dispelling soup on his sleeve!evil……

Master Lu waved his hand, and bid farewell to Master Ma.He also wondered why the man surnamed Ma took advantage of Guan Yujun!I didn't realize it was really a "fart" big deal! ...

***
The three-day registration has finally come to a successful conclusion. Guan Yujun felt tanned outside, and she hardly had time to "review textbooks" in these three days.

When she finally lay down in her little nest, and touched the "Bianerchai" under the pillow that had been wrapped in a book cover for three days, happiness was almost overflowing——

"Beautiful boys, here I come~ Hehehe...Ah!——" Guan Yujun let out a scream, where is her painting?Why did it all become bare words? ...

No... no...

When Guan Yujun took off the book cover tremblingly, the four characters of "Zhen Guan Zheng Yao" appeared in front of his eyes, instantly dispelling all kinds of romantic thoughts in people's hearts...

Guan Yujun spent a full quarter of an hour, first praying to the emperor, the queen, and the gods, Han Yinchu, that muddy leg, must not be interested in studying recently;

Then, with the courage of a strong man breaking his wrist, he wrapped up the copy of "Zhenguan Political Leaders", intending to exchange it for her "Bian Erchai"...

When she came to the inner hall of the Qianqing Palace secretly and furtively, the Gan Emperor Han Yinchu was nowhere to be seen.

Guan Yujun asked a little eunuch: Is the emperor here?

The little eunuch said that the emperor took Eunuch Huang Bao and several cabinet ministers to the Temple of Heaven and Earth.

"You don't offer sacrifices, what do you do there?" Guan Yujun asked.

The little eunuch saw that there was no one around, so he had the courage to say to Guan Yujun, "Little Eunuch Guan, please don't say that the slave said it!"

"Don't worry, I'll keep my mouth shut."

"Didn't the emperor build one in the capital after imitating the Temple of Heaven and Earth over there in Jinling?

Not long after the completion of the project, the Holy Majesty is planning to choose a good day to hold the "Heaven and Earth Sacrifice" ceremony. Last night, there was a strong wind and spring thunder, and thunder and fire fell directly from the sky, smashing to a corner of the Great Sacrifice Hall..."

Guan Yujun thumped in his heart, wanting something bad.

If this matter gets out, it is very likely that someone with a heart will make a big fuss. It is God who punished and does not allow women to participate in Enke, etc...

Guan Yujun's heart was filled with the thought of "whether the success will fall short", and then he heard the little eunuch's answer like the sounds of nature:
"The emperor suppressed the news and said, 'No matter what, Enke can't be affected'! Then he took several cabinet ministers to the Tianditan site..."

Warm currents flowed through Guan and Jun's heart, and Han Yinchu really fulfilled their agreement between the monarch and his ministers! ...

Guan Yujun went to the inner hall like a snow cave to check it out, and his heart fell to the bottom again: "Did you see the book I brought to the emperor recently?"

"That book..." The little eunuch tried desperately to recall——

Haven't watched it yet... Guan Yujun prayed desperately——

"Eunuch Huang Bao is holding it! Now he is accompanying the emperor..."

Guan Yujun's restless heart finally stabilized a little bit.Fortunately, she still had time to find Huang Bao to come back...

Guan Yujun immediately went straight to the Temple of Heaven and Earth.

***
When Guan Yujun rushed to the Temple of Heaven and Earth, he didn't see Han Yinchu and the others, but he was the first to notice that Huang Bao was in the West Side Hall of the Great Sacrifice Hall, leaning boredly against a curved wall, counting the stars.

Guan Yujun breathed a sigh of relief when he saw the book with a familiar cover under his armpit.

She stepped forward and pulled out the book from Huang Bao's armpit, then turned her back and frantically put the two books "to your respective places".

Huang Bao looked at Guan Yujun's actions with cold eyes, and whispered the devil under the cold moonlight: "Useless little Guanzi, I know what's in you... I expected you to come, so I put this I also brought this obscene book..."

Guan Yujun thumped in his heart, swallowed, and asked, "Eunuch Huang Bao, Your Majesty, did he watch..."

"Answer me a question first!" Huang Bao solemnly beckoned Guan Yujun, asking her to lean against the wall with him.

Guan Yujun also spontaneously put his hand on the wall, she felt that Huang Bao would say something amazing...

***
"How about it, all the ministers and workers, do you still want to say that Guan Yujun is lying about political affairs and slandering the Lord?"

Han Yinchu was at the East Side Hall that was struck by lightning, with his hands folded around his chest, he was looking at the faces of those people leisurely.

Because of Guan Yujun's "engineering management", not only did the newly repaired Tiandi Altar not exceed the budget, but after Chunlei "inspected" it, only a few pieces of blue glazed tiles were chopped off.

The entire Great Sacrifice Hall was still majestic and majestic, without causing any fire, and even the scorched blackness that was split gave the Great Sacrifice Hall an incomplete and beautiful sense of mystery.

Looking at the Thunder God Pillar on the roof of the main hall, and the "Chi Kiss" that Guan Yujun added to everything in the two side halls, Han Yinchu leaned leisurely on the arched wall, and looked at the old guys who relied on the old to sell their old ones. With a face like a pig's liver, he couldn't help being in a good mood.

They also spontaneously leaned against the curved wall, knelt down and pleaded guilty to Han Yinchu: "Your Majesty, the veterans are pedantic, as long as it is beneficial to the people's livelihood of the Great Yong Kingdom..."

"Xiaoguanzi, why do you want to show the emperor the pornographic novel, it's the Longyang version!?——" before the old ministers could finish their apology, Huang Bao's voice came out in an instant, and all of them heard it loudly. Clearly.

The pupils of those conservative old men suddenly quaked! ——

Is it haunted in broad daylight? !They clearly saw that Eunuch Huang Bao was walking far away, so why did his voice sound like he was leaning against their ears and whispering? ...

And what's even more exciting is the content of the words... Long Yang, erotic novels? ...

Now, the person whose face turned into a pig liver color turned into Han Yinchu, and he still had to endure Dao Dao's strange scrutiny... These people originally wanted to kneel down and beg for mercy, saying that they were "too badly wrong"...

Han Yinchu was only stunned for a moment, then looked around for the source of the sound, and had to get Huang Bao to shut him up quickly, but things often backfired...