I, my father-in-law, set off a frenzy of public examinations in ancient times

In one of the stories called "Qing Qi Ji", a man named Li Youxian sold himself as a "male prostitute" in order to save his imprisoned father. Rescued; Kuang Shi was also imprisoned later, Li Youxian rescued his son, pretended to be a Taoist nun, and raised him in a Taoist temple...

Seventeen years as a man and 18 years as a woman...

It's over, what should I do if the impact is even greater...

At this moment, Xiao Feng hurriedly entered the hall: "Your Majesty, there is nothing wrong with the residence of Xiaoguan Gong. Although there are traces of burning things, it is the examination questions he gave for the imperial examination these days. The sample draft... eh?! Your Majesty, what's wrong with you?!—”

Xiao Feng looked at the solemn Han Yinchu behind the dragon case, and felt that the emperor seemed to have encountered some embarrassing event.

"Of course you can't find anything..."

In this world, how can any woman read that kind of novel? !Guan Yujun is just a smelly man with hemorrhoids, oh no, dead eunuch.

It's just that Guan Yujun is a bit complicated. He must be biased towards women in his heart, otherwise he wouldn't be beating gongs and drums to help women take some imperial examinations, so the truth should be...

Han Yinchu took a deep breath, when all possibilities were ruled out, the remaining one, no matter how impossible, would be the only correct solution! ——

So Guan Yujun is actually a "woman" in the body of a man!He wished he was really a woman!That's why I use a woman's perspective in everything I do. Even the people I like are men, so what the hell is me...

He is related to Jun, is there any barrier in gender cognition?What made him live in the past ten years was neither male nor female...

Damn it! ... The old man surnamed Guan is really not a joke. Guan Yujun has to heal his troubled childhood all his life! ...It just cut off the old man's tongue, it seems that it is still too light...

Han Yinchu couldn't tell what it was like in his heart, but he just felt that Guan Yujun was too pitiful...

"Your Majesty, the mat, should I get rid of it?..."

"Don't!——" Han Yinchu hastily stopped: "Let's do this first...Let me think about it..."

Xiao Feng himself doesn't know, what's the point of dealing with a mat, when he was asked to "dispose" of King Qi, it was only a matter of a moment...

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Guan Yujun in this room automatically ignored the order to let her go out after Enke finished. She reconnected with the theater troupe who voluntarily performed "charity performances" because of the queen mother's birthday, and came to the door automatically to say that she would give them another one. big deal.

The theater troupe owners who became famous because of the queen mother's birthday and made a lot of money got together, and they all insisted on sitting at the same table with Guan Yujun as if grabbing a bench, which caused a wave of small chaos.

Seeing this, Guan Yujun directly changed to a tea room with the Eight Immortals table, and everyone sat down together——

"Thanks to Mr. Guan still thinking about us, I wonder if Mr. Guan has any business to recommend us?——

"Hey, what are you talking about, Old Zhao!? Any place related to public use? Our theater troupe must go through fire and water, and will not hesitate..."

The class leader surnamed Zhao secretly gritted his teeth, can he not be angry when he is trampled on? ! ——

Before he could make amends, the other class leaders interrupted in a hurry, and what the guard said to Jun was dizzy! ——

"Okay!" Guan Yujun waved his big hand: "Everyone be quiet! ——I, Guan Yujun, naturally think about everyone, this is not 'come to live' again! I made a play for everyone, It will definitely explode; but the old rules, no money..."

"This is nature, this is nature! Who knows how honorable it is to be able to sing for the royal family!..." Everyone began to compliment each other again, until Guan Yujun took out the "Thousands of Thousands" from his bosom. The "script" that comes out after a long time.

She opened the book and placed it on the table, and everyone gathered their heads around it, then Guan Yujun leaned on the chair, imitating Han Yinchu's boneless leaning...

I saw that the book said:

In order to save Li Lang from his home, who would have expected to be number one in the yellow list?
The champion in the middle school wears a red robe and hat, and the flowers in the palace are so fresh

I have also been to the Qionglin Banquet, I have also been to Ma Yujie
Everyone praises me Pan An's majestic official wears a gauze hat to cover Chanjuan

I don't take the No. [-] Scholar exam to show my name
For the love of Mr. Li and his wife, they spend a full moon...

The class leaders looked at each other in blank dismay: "Little Eunuch Guan, this is it?"

"That's it, but the script is not complete, there is more behind it..." Guan Yujun was drinking tea, how could this drama not sound good? ——

"Little Eunuch Guan, although there is something new about this girl's examination for the number one prize, we are singing 'drama' after all, and it has to be twists and turns and emotionally moving to attract people to listen..."

Oh~ I see, I think the contradiction is not enough.

Guan Yujun pretended to smile mysteriously, "I haven't finished talking yet, this play is called "The Son-in-Law", it is about a woman named Feng Suzhen, who has a very close relationship with her fiancé, but because of her fiancé's family background after marriage Fallen, stepmother forced to divorce. Suzhen was forced to go to Beijing to take an exam, won the first prize, was recruited as a concubine, told the truth to the princess at the wedding night, the emperor pardoned the crime, and the story of success..."

All the class leaders' eyes suddenly lit up, that's right!There are many conflicts, and the final reunion is joyful. This drama will definitely be popular in the capital! ...

"However, little Eunuch Guan..." Team Leader Zhao asked, "...Finally married to Feng Suzhen, is it the fiancé or the princess?!—"

"Huh?——This question, I really asked my father-in-law..." Guan Yujun twitched his chin with two fingers, lost in thought.

She herself definitely hopes that Feng Suzhen and the princess will "get married"!It can also help women awaken their consciousness. If it wasn't for being in a feudal dynasty, she wouldn't want to force a "reunion" finale! ——

"Could it be a princess?..." Guan Yujun asked with hope on his face and eyes turning into stars.

"Er... this is not good..."

Guan Yujun lowered his head and compromised with reality: "Oh...so be it..."

Guan Yujun died down, but the class leaders were eager to try: "Little Eunuch Guan, I wonder if you plan to sing 'Southern Song' or 'Northern Song'?—"

"You are welcome, my request is, it doesn't matter what Haiyan tune, Yiyang tune, Yuyao tune, or Kunshan tune you use to sing! — Whoever sings best in his own tune will be the 'exclusive' of that play !—”

After hearing this, the group leaders immediately stopped crowding out the others, and began to think in their hearts: If only one song can be popular all over the country, why worry about not having enough food and clothing in this life? ...

Among them, the class leader who was closest to Guan Yujun quietly stuffed a jade pendant for Guan Yujun from under the table——

Guan Yujun frowned, and immediately said: "No one should come to me anymore, my father-in-law's advice is 'simple and fluent, bright and expressive, and expressive', and everything else is up to you!— —”