I, my father-in-law, set off a frenzy of public examinations in ancient times

After the imperial doctor left, Han Yinchu grabbed the corner of the cushion, at a loss, not knowing whether to continue to cushion it or to throw it away, and at the same time, the conversation with the imperial doctor was still ringing in his ears...

"...Your Majesty, it is recorded in the "Nei Jing": 'The tendons and veins are dissected horizontally, and the intestines turn into hemorrhoids', and 'the tendons and veins are dissected horizontally' refers to 'the internal organs are deficient, the qi and blood fall, and the anus gathers', which will lead to 'Easy to stagnate blood, stagnation of blood flow' ah..."

Han Yinchu's lips opened and closed, but he couldn't utter a single word.

The imperial physician continued to stroke the goatee, and asked in a logical manner: "Your Majesty, may I ask if you have been 'eating indiscretions, eating too much broiled glutinous rice, thick pearls and spicy'?"

"Yes..." Xiaoguanzi went to Zuixianlou with Huang Bao to eat and drink together that day, and brought him back a fragrant chicken;

"'Hungry and full, drinking too much'?"

"Yes..." Xiao Guanzi always doesn't like to eat breakfast, but eats a lot at night, overeating, and when he catches up with him to light up the night battle, he has to drink some wine to refresh himself;
"'Internal injury and labor'... Cough, cough, cough! It's nothing—" The imperial physician stopped talking in time, the whole country knew that the emperor didn't even have a roommate, so how could it be possible to be overworked in the house, it's possible to hold back hard... …

Han Yin first squinted at the imperial physician, "Continue talking? What are you doing under cover?—"

"Ahem!——" The imperial physician cleared his throat, and continued to ask: "Is there still a problem of 'sedentary, long-standing, heavy-duty exercise'?"

"Yes..." Xiaoguanzi has been standing up all the time, and his mental activities should be considered "running with a load", right? ...But adding a stool to him, will it aggravate his hemorrhoids...

Han Yinchu's heart was extremely entangled, and when he looked up again, he suddenly felt that he couldn't trust this "barefoot doctor" too much...

"Aren't you an 'obstetrician'? Why do you know so well about gastrointestinal problems?——"

Although the goatee doctor was kneeling, his posture was very proud:

"'Pregnancy and childbirth' is also one of the causes of hemorrhoids! I have been dealing with 'hemorrhoids' for many years;
In the imperial hospital, it is not the minister who boasted that there is no one who can deliver babies and cure hemorrhoids! -"

After all, he is an expert, and Han Yinchu also half-believed; why don't you give Xiaoguanzi some medicine first and try it?See what his reaction is? ...

Han Yinchu of "Curve to Save the Nation" felt that he was extremely smart, so he asked the imperial doctor: "What do you think is the best way to treat it?—"

The imperial physician thought for a while and came up with a plan: "It's already bleeding, I think it's better to apply it externally, I will write a dose of 'Hemorrhoid Decoction' first, put the medicine soup in a copper basin and smoke it first." After washing, the bleeding can be stopped immediately—"

After writing the prescription, Han Yinchu sent someone away without even asking.

What are you kidding?Record the fact that the emperor has hemorrhoids?He still wants to live two more years...

What's more, what kind of "innovation" did the little Guan Gonggong make, so that their life is prosperous, why should they "suicide"? ...

***
Guan Yujun was lying on the bed and was writing something. When the little eunuch knocked on the door and came in, he saw that there were pieces of rice paper spread out on her bed in a mess, and he was also curious about what little Guan Gonggong was up to...

"What's wrong?—" Guan Yujun raised his head and looked at him curiously.

"Little Eunuch Guan, this is the medicine sent by the imperial hospital! They say you know what's going on..." The little eunuch raised the small copper basin in his hand, and inside the copper basin was a simple and heavy medicine jar.

Guan Yujun looked at it strangely: "Give it to me? Why? I'm not sick..." Her question came to an abrupt end in her throat. Does anyone know her secret? ——But who is that person...

"The Tai Hospital didn't say whose order it was sent to... But Mr. Guan, do you think it's possible that the emperor felt that you were bothering you about the Jinshi exam questions, so he specially stewed some tonic for you? -"

Makes sense, what he said is not impossible...

Guan Yujun cleared his throat and asked, "What's in this medicine?..."

The little eunuch winked and thought: "I only remember dandelion, cork, red peony, Danpi, peach kernel and so on..."

It really doesn't seem like a blood-enriching medicine.Guan Yujun let go of half of his heart, but...

"Why did you just use the basin to bring the medicine jar? What about the medicine bowl?—"

"I don't know, I don't know, that's how the Tai Hospital sent it. Could it be that the effect of the medicine will be affected as soon as it cools out of the medicine jar? The basin is used to insulate the heat..."

Hey!This little eunuch is really smart! ~
Guan Yujun kept nodding his head: "Since that's the case, then you can go out! When I finish the work in front of me, I will immediately use the medicine..."

"Alright~" The little eunuch closed the door and left without saying a word, waiting for tomorrow to collect it.

He still remembered the serious look of the imperial doctor in the imperial hospital, saying that he could not let him monitor his medication in front of Eunuch Guan, so as not to embarrass Eunuch Guan...

To be honest, he himself is still at a loss!Why do you have to watch others drink medicine?It's not a poison to give death...

But in an instant, he was very excited because of his outstanding performance tonight: he is so clever, if Mr. Guan is happy, will he raise his level? ...

After Guan Yujun finally made up his mind on how to advance the "Women's Imperial Examination", Yue Mo took medicine and cooled down.

At the same time, the words of the little eunuch just now surfaced: "...Little Eunuch Guan, the Grand Hospital asked you to use it while it's hot..."

Guan Yujun also wondered: How can this be done while it's hot?I don't even have a bowl, how can I drink it? ...

She didn't bother to be poor, so she just picked up the medicine jar and poured it down...

Um?Mmm~mmmm...

Guan Yujun took a sip, and his eyes lit up: This Chinese medicine is not bitter or astringent at all, and it tastes very good!It really is a tonic for her! ——

Guan Yujun followed up with "Gulu Gulu" and drank it all, and licked the corners of his lips unsatisfactorily. The royal family is really happy, they can drink such delicious medicine! ——

He opened the window and yelled to the outside: "This medicine is good! - Come tomorrow! -"

"Come on, Eunuch Guan!——"

……

Guan Yujun has been drinking that "tonic medicine" for the past two days, just like drinking coffee and Red Bull. The days of drinking a little wine to refresh yourself are gone forever! ——

In the past few days of her retreat, she not only finished the exam questions, but also figured out how to help women take the imperial examination. More importantly, she finally sent her aunt away.

She threw all the dirty cotton cloths and scrapped draft paper into a charcoal basin and burned them, then took a shower happily, happily took the finished product, and went to find Han Yinchu...

After going out the door, he turned back and hurriedly took the wrapped "Zhen Guan Zheng Yao" under his pillow...