I, my father-in-law, set off a frenzy of public examinations in ancient times

"Don't lie here! You mean, can the second brother commit suicide?"

"Yes," Han Yinchu interrupted him: "Second Uncle hanged himself on the top tree on Dongshan Mountain. From the place where he died, you can overlook the entire imperial city..."

"Brother, you are so confused! - Why are you so aggrieved to die?! Why don't you hang yourself in the Qianqing Palace, and let Han Yinchu, this little wolf cub, have no peace day and night! - Cough Cough!..."

Han Lie frantically scratched his own throat, and the nails that hadn't been trimmed for a long time scratched the veined neck with bloodstains; he hated Han Yinchu, and even more hated his own voice that was trapped by Han Yinchu and couldn't yell at him!

"You sound good! If you capture your second uncle alive, you can guarantee that you won't touch a hair of him?! At that time, you will end up like this king... Huh, huh, huh!—"

Qi Wang Hanlie grabbed his skirt, and every time he finished venting his roar, he would have to pant for a long time.

Han Yin fell silent at the beginning.

"You're right, even if I save my second uncle's life, I won't let a clan prince who was once a prince be exiled outside; maybe Gao Qiang lives his life, maybe a cup of poisoned wine...

But this is something that can’t be helped. Let me ask Uncle Wang, if the person staying inside today is Zhen, will you show mercy to Zhen?
But there is one thing I can be sure of: if the second uncle is still alive and becomes my prisoner, no matter whether he is dead or alive, I will definitely give him a good time;
Unlike Uncle Wang, you will live in the shadows like a mouse all your life, and only when I am in a good mood can I come to talk to you..."

Han Yin waved his sleeves at the beginning and turned around, the wind from the bottom of the sleeves came in an instant, and the abyss at the bottom of the imperial prison was once again plunged into eternal darkness.

"Han Yinchu! Get out! You have the ability to give this king a good time! What kind of man are you?! Despicable and shameless villain..."

The slow and long footsteps of the god of death, who can harvest his life at will and let him live but die, gradually fade away, as if the voice from the void can clearly reach his ears...

"Uncle Wang, if you are willing to confess your sins in prison, I will give you one more day of light..."

"Go and make your spring and autumn dream!..." There was another violent sound of kicking and hammering...

After Han Yin first walked out of the windy prison, he saw Guan Yujun standing obediently with his hands down, waiting for him.

This kind of treatment is rare... Han Yinchu himself didn't notice the upturned corners of his mouth, he raised his eyebrows, and couldn't help but quicken his pace a little.

He didn't even realize why he was the king of a country, so he was willing to speed up his pace just to meet a courtier quickly, and he was happy because Guan Yujun was waiting for him...

When Guan and Jun were only one step away, Han Yinchu stopped, and he frowned, the plague in his body was too heavy...

But he stretched his brows subconsciously, and his tone was relaxed: "Why did you come here to wait for me?—"

Guan Yujun smiled obediently, and lifted the food box in his hand: "My lord, it's time for meal, I thought you might be hungry..."

Han Yinchu was too lazy to pierce his ulterior motives to please him, so he didn't say anything. Shi Shiran raised his feet and sat on the mat that Guan Yujun spread out on the grass under the shade of the tree, watching him put the food in the food box. A series of delicacies are put on the table.

Three cups of duck, five-spice stewed duck wings, salted duck, braised duck with ginger...

Han Yin raised his eyebrows at the beginning: "Has the duck made our little Eunuch Guan angry recently?"

"No, it's not that you like ducks~ I specially asked the dining room to cook them in different ways!..."

Han Yinchu was very helpful: "The emperor's food preferences can't be known by others, even the Shangshan supervisor doesn't know about it, how do you see it?"

You look like a duck, isn't it reasonable to like to eat ducks? ——

Of course, Guan Yujun did not dare to speak out her "heartfelt words", so he could only pick up the ones that the leader liked and said, "I see that your majesty has ducks on the menu at the Empress Dowager's birthday banquet, and those who have ducks will look at them for a while~"

In fact, I directly asked Mr. Huang Bao hehehe~~~
But this flattery somehow pleased Han Yinchu, he moaned and chirped twice, calmly took the chopsticks handed over by Guan Yujun, put a piece of duck leg meat into his mouth, savored the taste, the corners of his lips curled up One tick.

"'Nothing to go to the Three Treasures Hall', tell me, Xiaoguan, what's the 'reform' you want me to agree to?" Han Yinchu leaned her body on the tree trunk in a leisurely posture, but she was very curious about what Guan Yujun would do again. Surprise yourself.

"My lord, I would like to recommend someone to you—"

"Oh? Let's hear it."

"It's Brother Luo, Luo Yaokong, the Shangshan Supervisor who saved my life last time."

"Want to recommend him to be the head of the Shangshan Supervisor? You don't need to tell me about such a trivial matter, you can just look at it yourself..." He was still thinking about something, so he stretched out his hand and licked a duck wing to eat.

"No, Your Majesty, I want to set up a new 'auditor' and let brother Luo take the lead..."

Twelve prisons turned into thirteen prisons? !This is no small matter.

"How capable is your elder brother Luo? You can't 'airborne' into the population, right?! But first, you have to explain to me what an 'audit' is."

As soon as Guan Yujun became interested, she obviously came prepared, and directly took out a few things from the bottom of the food box——

Han Yinchu looked at an egg and a handful of leeks in Guan Yujun's tender hands, and felt that Guan Yujun was so small everywhere:
An egg can occupy the entire palm of his palm, and a handful of thick leeks seems to be thicker than his fingertips...

Han Yinchu looked at Guan Yujun's hand intently, and asked, "Do you want to cook scrambled eggs with leeks outside the Jinyiwei yamen?"

Guan Yujun curled his lips, unaware that Han Yinchu was looking at his hands instead of the things in them...

"That's not true! Your Majesty, do you know that there was once an emperor who thought that eggs could only be bought in units of 'two'?"

Han Yinchu smiled sarcastically and showed his white teeth: "How can such a fool become the emperor?"

"This emperor is not the only one who is confused! Do you know that Shi Chong, the richest man in the Western Jin Dynasty, was richer than Emperor Wu's uncle, Wang Kai, and won by serving leeks in winter?"

"I heard something," Han Yinchu looked at Guan Yujun indiscriminately. It was a book "Shishuoxinyu" that Xiaoguanzi brought that day, and he picked up some interesting things to read:

But Shi Chong cheated, he just mixed the wheat seedlings with leeks.

When Han Yinchu secretly puffed up his chest and waited for Guan Yujun to ask questions, Guan Yujun changed the subject and talked about leeks from the Western Han Dynasty:

"In fact, as early as the Western Han Dynasty, 'off-season vegetables' were being grown. A 'greenhouse' was set up in the Taiguan Garden to grow spring onions and leeks that grow in winter—"cover the roof, burn the fire day and night, and wait for the temperature to grow." ;
Part of the material comes from: An egg ten taels of silver, how corrupt was the ancient royal family buying vegetables? Guangxu | House of Internal Affairs_NetEase News (163.com)
Alas, it's another day when my mentality is exploding. When will I realize the freedom of writing... Go buy a lottery ticket after get off work...