I, my father-in-law, set off a frenzy of public examinations in ancient times

Who the hell would dress the door backwards?In ancient times, there was no door that opened outward! ——

When Guan Yujun woke up again, she had already been carried into the dining room, with a circle of human heads surrounding her. The scene reappeared in "Journey to the West" "You are awake" in "The Kingdom of Demons and Black Chickens" The famous scene of the emoticon pack.

Guan Yujun rubbed his forehead that hurt from the knock on the door, and asked, "How long have I passed out?"

Someone immediately answered flatteringly: "Little Eunuch Guan, how about a cup of tea~"

ok~ ok~
She wanted a "carp upright" to amaze everyone, but due to her limited core ability, she could only sit up on her elbows——

"Who installed the door? Why did it still open?—"

"Yes, it's a slave..." A young eunuch in the corner looked terrified of being called.

At this time, a burly eunuch immediately stood up to defend him: "Little Eunuch Guan, it's just a door, is it worth blaming others for it?
This door was researched by Xiao Guozi, not only in Qingyi Garden, but also in the dining room in the palace. It can be pulled, pushed, or stood; it can be closed automatically to prevent mosquitoes and flies from flying in. Others can open the door with dishes without fake hands, which is very convenient to pass dishes to palace people;

If Mr. Guan insists on offending you, it's a big deal, just tear it down. "

"Who said it was going to be demolished? I think that door is very good!" Guan Yujun's answer made everyone startled, especially the eunuch who had just returned to her with a look of surprise.

She just woke up and figured it out. It is a bit similar to "KFC Gate". If there is such an invention in the palace, it should be encouraged and supported...

Guan Yujun could hear the voice, the strong man in the apron who looked like he was holding the spoon was the one who scolded her at the door just now.Now in front of her, she still has such a displeased face, and she doesn't hide her dislike for herself at all, which makes Guan Yujun inexplicably think highly of him:
Just now I thought he was the kind of veteran in the workplace, but now it seems that there is indeed something that can be so "speaking"...

"Cough, cough!—" Guan Yujun cleared his throat:
"As for what you just said, it is indeed true...but it is only a part of the truth; when the Queen Mother announces something later, everyone will understand..."

Immediately, the eyes of everyone looking at her were mixed with various emotions, some were disgusted and disgusted because the duck with its mouth flew away;

But there is only one who is not happy or happy, and of course this is normal.

Guan Yujun stood up and patted the putty on his body, "Okay, everyone will find out when we meet; brother Luo, send me off!"

She tugged at Luo Yaokong, and left the dining room under the silent gaze of everyone.

She bounced around Luoyaokong along the way, praising how delicious his dishes are, etc., but there was still an indelible shadow between his brows.

Guan Yujun watched his expression carefully, guessing the reason why he was in a bad mood...

Soon, Luo Yaokong said it himself——

"Xiaoguan, take me away from Shangshan Prison! I really can't take it anymore!" Luo Yaokong grabbed Guan Yujun's sleeve, the forbearance and unwillingness in his eyes seemed to melt the ice.

Guan Yujun's heart softened when he saw it, hey~ How can a handsome guy frown...

"Brother Luo, why?" Guan Yujun asked.

"Everything there suffocates me! The elders oppress the younger ones, people worship each other, and cling to the powerful; the daily oily smoke and tired and disgusting interpersonal relationships make me breathless... "

"That's it?" Guan Yujun tilted his head:

"But, it's like this everywhere?! I heard that big guy talking just now. He just has a quick temper, and his nature is not bad; you were here just now, and he clearly thought I would change the door in embarrassment. to protect that little fruit of his own!"

And as long as the big guy knows about his "designation", he will never embarrass brother Luo again.

Guan Yujun still has nothing to say, she can indeed take Luo Yaokong away now, whether it is the Twelve Supervisors of the Inner Court or the Fourth Division and Eight Bureaus, as long as she opens her mouth, there is indeed no place that Luo Yaokong cannot go; The supervisor of ceremonies can also go.

But the closer you get to the center of power, the worse the situation that brother Luo hates will only become more severe, and it will only harm him...

"...Brother Luo, your cooking skills are so good and your cooking is so delicious, Shangshan Supervisor will be your place to shine. And don't worry, after today, no one will embarrass you again; I assure you, you can In Shangshan Prison, you can grow old safely and have 'something to depend on when you are old'!"

Guan Yujun didn't know how to explain to Luoyaokong, so he could only say that he was making a promise to the sky.

Luo Yaokong pursed his lips, not knowing how to persuade Guan Yujun.

"Xiaoguan, just treat it as Brother Luo begging you, can't you?"

Seeing his former savior begging himself so humbly, Guan Yujun also bit his lip and wringed his fingers in a dilemma——

"You mean 'don't forget, you're just a lifesaver too, standing in front of someone he's helped and begging her to help him'?"

Luo Yaokong: "..."

Luo Yaokong felt a little weird, but he couldn't tell what the root cause was, so he gave up talking and just looked at Guan Yujun with his tough and fragile eyes.

This magically modified "Notting Hill" line sounds a bit like "moral kidnapping"...

Guan Yujun scratched his head, and planned to put it another way: "In that case, brother Luo, where do you want to go?..."

Luo Yaokong suppressed the ecstasy in his heart, and returned cautiously: "I hope, I can get closer to Xiaoguan..."

That is the supervisor of ceremonies.Guan Yujun thought to himself.

"If it's the supervisor of ceremonies, it's really not easy to get in... Besides, what name do you use?" The most important thing is that she only talked to Han Yinchu that day, and now she slaps her in the face. It's shameless.

Luo Yaokong made up his mind, since he was determined to enter the Prison of Rituals, he would simply go all out...

"...I've heard people say that many people have obtained the support of the fair and honest through the way of 'begging a godfather', and it seems that everyone has acquiesced in this way..."

Besides, being able to find a thick thigh to hug is also a skill in itself.

But Guan Yujun was stunned, and then burst out laughing.

"Hahahahahahahahahahaha, brother Luo, you are so interesting!
People's "worship of godfather" is to find someone to "retire with them until the end of their life". I accept you as my "adopted son". Whoever will go first between the two of us may go first! ...

Hahahahaha, why do you have such a strange idea..."

Luo Yaokong: "..."

Guan Yujun pointed at him, laughing so hard that he could barely straighten up.