I, my father-in-law, set off a frenzy of public examinations in ancient times

Han Yinchu's psychological journey was not over yet, and suddenly felt that something was not quite right...

This kind of "wrongness" he has experienced a lot today, but it is far from the blow that this one brought him now...

"Mother, Empress, you are so eager for 'lover will finally get married', could it be...you and the emperor, are also 'blind marriage'?..." Han Yinchu always had a calm expression on his face. If it was an injury, he didn't dare to ask even a sentence that would break his heart:

Have you never loved your father?Have you always had a "lover" in your heart? ...

"Huh?!" The queen mother was stunned by the question.

Good guy, is there any windfall? !Guan Yujun secretly raised his ears, intending to stick around and watch the play.

Today, there has been no sense of presence. Huang Bao, who was on the left and right, grabbed Guan Yujun by the raised ears, and took her away from the second floor, leaving the upstairs space for the mother and son.

"Ah~ah~ah~Eunuch Huang Bao, please be gentle! My ears!" Guan Yujun grinned and jumped all the way, causing many people to look sideways.

"Do you dare to listen to the corners of the royal family?! I think you are tired of living!" Huang Bao pointed at Guan Yujun, who covered his red ears with his hips on his hips, with a look of "hate that iron cannot be made into steel".

"Is it human instinct to eat melons, or is it the big melons of the royal family..." Guan Yujun only dared to protest softly.

"What kind of melon are you eating? Are you Yi? You still eat melons! Well, don't be unhappy, come with me..." Huang Bao took Guan Yujun by his hand, like a child, through the big lacquer. There are six screens with treasure hunting pictures, and you leave the Buddha Fragrance Pavilion through the side door.

Guan Yujun followed Huang Bao, along the winding corridors, to a hidden place "covered by flowers and protected by willows".

After entering, two eunuchs were tied up and lying on the ground, mantis pupae like two maggots, and because their mouths were covered, they made a sound of "wuwuwu...".

There were two brocade guards with embroidered spring knives who were sitting in the main seat drinking tea, when they saw Eunuch Huang Bao push the door, they hurriedly saluted: "Eunuch Huang Bao, please police~"

"Excuse me!~" Huang Bao waved his hands graciously, and sat on the main seat spontaneously, waiting for others to make him a new cup of tea.

Guan Yujun circled around the two people on the ground, very puzzled: "Eunuch Huang Bao, what is this?"

A Jin Yiwei stepped forward and kicked the young eunuch who was the most violent: "Little Eunuch Guan, thanks to your good way of preparing meals, you caught these two dead bastards who were about to do something secretly!"

"How were they discovered?"

"Shangshanjian and Zuixianlou have cooked hundreds of different delicious dishes together. They are not serving eunuchs, but they keep asking which dish is for the emperor? Besides them, who else?"

Guan Yujun picked up his hands and squatted beside the person lying on the ground: "Isn't this simple? Can't you put poison on every dish?"

"Pfft!——" Huang Bao, who had just drank a mouthful of hot tea, sprayed it all at once, and the Jin Yiwei who was close hurriedly took a handkerchief to wipe Huang Bao's mouth: "Damn the humble job! The water is too hot and scalding Eunuch Huang Bao..."

Huang Bao held up his hand to separate his touch: "It has nothing to do with you—Xiao Guanzi, are you suggesting how to poison him?!"

"I'm just curious! Why don't you consider emergencies when you can only succeed once?..."

Huang Bao: "..."

It was the Jin Yiwei who came out to smooth things over: "Isn't it because of Mr. Guan's unparalleled ingenuity that this thief has no chance to take advantage of; there is another reason..."

He took out a very small bottle from his arms—about no bigger than a thumb—and put it on the table:
"The dose of this poison is not enough for hundreds of dishes..."

Guan Yujun picked it up, and after studying it, he stuffed it into his sleeve pocket.

"Woo! Woooo! Woooo!" The two people bound on the ground probably knew that the person squatting in front of them was the culprit who caused the failure of their "seamless clothes" plan, and they shook violently like earthworms after rain.

But Guan Yujun knows that if the summer rains and the high temperature is exposed to the sun, these two "earthworms" will soon become "dried earthworms".

She pitifully helped the two people pull off the gag cloth, and jumped three feet away after taking it off——

The person who wanted to spit on Yu Jun's face spit on Huang Bao's feet; the faces of the two Jin Yiwei instantly turned green.

Then the assassin who spit quickly gagged his mouth again.

Huang Bao: "..."

Guan Yujun hid behind Huang Bao's chair and "tsk tsk tsk": "Fortunately, I'm fast~"

Huang Bao: Damn, subordinates who have no sense of boundaries are the most annoying.

The one on the ground whose mouth was not covered directly yelled: "Your surname is Guan! You let our plan go to waste, and you will die! You..."

"Dead shemale?" Guan and Jun exchanged words.

"..."

"Hermaphrodite sucks ass?"

"..."

"A person who has been sentenced to death?"

"..."

"What do you want to scold me for, but talk?"

The assassin brother took a deep breath and finally found his voice: "You...dead eunuch..."

"..." Now the speechless person was finally replaced by Guan Yujun. After waiting for a long time to co-author, there is such a lack of vocabulary.

But Huang Bao, who was sitting, looked like the person who was really scolded, with a heartbroken and sad look.

He raised his hand tremblingly, pointing at Guan Yujun: "Xiao, Xiao Guanzi, is that how you think of us who have been stabbed?"

Guan Yujun hurriedly ran to Huang Bao: "I'm not! I don't! I just think that King Qi's subordinates are too useless. Not only did they not achieve substantial damage, but they also didn't even have the slightest mental damage!"

Huang Bao looked at him resentfully: "Didn't both the physical damage and the mental damage come to me?~"

Guan Yujun stalked: It's broken, this level is not so easy to pass...

Guan Yujun was cruel, gritted his teeth, stomped his feet, and whispered in Huang Bao's ear; after Huang Bao listened, he really smiled again.

And Guan Yujun himself is as dejected as a defeated rooster.

The two lying on the ground and the two standing next to him were even more puzzled: What did he just say?
Guan Yujun just gave Zuixianlou to his "lifetime members" - he can eat at Zuixianlou for free four times a month, and the upper limit of each meal is ten dishes; other times You can enjoy a [-]% discount when you eat - half of it is given to Huang Bao...

Her heart is about to break! ! ! ~
"However—" Guan Yujun seemed to have finally thought of something important: "How did these two assassins get into Shangshan prison?"

"They had an internal response in the palace, and they changed into the appearance of the two young eunuchs in the Shangshan Prison.

Disguise? !Guan Yujun's eyes lit up, it turned out that it wasn't a plot in a martial arts novel...