I, my father-in-law, set off a frenzy of public examinations in ancient times

Guan Yujun led the owner of Zuixianlou into the Shangshan Prison, holding an abacus in his hand and "slap--" to settle accounts.

She calculated the expenditures for the Empress Dowager's birthday, which roughly included buying new clothes, making golden chariots and sedan chairs, setting up scenery, a stage, making jewelry, organizing running water banquets, repairing the palace, inviting honor guards, rewarding officials, and finally adding decorations. fee.

The expenditure for repairing the palace has been cut off, and the palace has only been built for two years;

Save some money on the decoration fee, just decorate the places that the Queen Mother can see;

She has a clever plan to reward the officials, cut it off;

The joint cost of making new clothes and jewelry is the same as the decoration cost, so spend less;
The "famous car" of the golden sedan chair can also be saved, but only the empress dowager and the emperor can make sedan chairs, Han Yinchu doesn't have any concubines, and those concubines don't need to talk about it, and don't think about taking the sedan chair;

It is not possible to save the cost of setting up a landscape, a stage, and inviting a guard of honor, but fortunately, the Ministry of Industry is asked to calculate the "construction cost" in advance, and the expenditure is reasonable.

Not to mention, the Ministry of Industry has an errand to show up in front of the emperor for the first time, and it can also save money for the treasury, so can you do it without saving your energy?

Coupled with the various sponsorships she has drawn, it will definitely save a lot! ...

Guan Yujun smiled giggly, and suddenly a scolding sound not far away interrupted her wonderful mood:
"How do you do it?! It's a lowly thing, this is something for the emperor and the queen mother to eat, are you still thinking about sneaking in? You are so brave! See if I don't beat you to death!..."

After finishing speaking, he pulled the fly whisk in his hand towards the kneeling person one by one, the thin back shivered uncontrollably, like a stalk of bamboo being tossed by a strong wind, it made people's hearts tear up ——

The owner of Zuixianlou and the eunuch Shangshan Supervisor of Zhengsipin who were talking were "not surprised", and even took the initiative to persuade Guan Yujun:
"Guan Gonggong, don't blame Zuo Shaojian for being ruthless. There are many people with dirty hands and feet in the back kitchen, so you need to 'kill one as an example'!"

Guan Yujun, who still can't get used to the feudal society, can only turn his head away...

Suddenly, the person who was beaten resounded in pain—"Hiss..."——Guan Yujun suddenly turned his head, so familiar!
That ethereal and clear voice came from the person she never forgot! ——

Guan Yujun ran over with "dengdengdengdengdengdengdengdengdengdengdengdengdengdengdeng", pushed away Shaojian Zuo, who was about to beat him to death, and slowly helped up the kneeling and beaten man on the ground, seeing him from head to toe , and asked a little anxiously: "Brother Luo, are you okay!~"

The eunuch Shang Shanjian and Zuo Shaojian who followed Guan Yujun looked at each other with big eyes and small eyes: Xiao Luozi actually has a close relationship with the nearest celebrity, Xiao Guan Gonggong? !

Guan Yujun helped him up and down Yaokong, feeling the pain in his palm, his heart ached beyond measure...

Beads of sweat oozed from Luoyaokong's forehead, he clenched his teeth, and with Guan Yujun's support, he stood up on his knees, looked at Guan Yujun who cared about him, and showed an exhausted smile : "Xiao Guan, why are you here?!"

His smile was like returning to the earth in spring, and there was no misery or grievance in his tone of being beaten, only the surprise and tenderness of seeing an old friend.

Zuo Shaojian looked anxiously: This little Luozi is too good at pretending! ?How could he be so weak? !Seeing how little Guan Gonggong felt sorry for him, maybe how to "rectify" himself later!

Guan Yujun pursed her lips tightly, looking displeased. She has been busy for the past few days without touching the ground, but she has put aside the matter of finding her savior; Seeing my benefactor live so miserable!
Even if Guan Yujun gets angry again, he definitely won't do anything to overwhelm others——

She just suppressed her resentment: "Young Supervisor Zuo, is it true that my elder brother Luo stole things?"

Zuo Shaojian racked his brains to think of an excuse: "This, this is not true, I just looked at him as if he was going to do something..."

"Since that's the case, don't act like this next time." Guan Yujun interrupted him coldly: "The court officials of the Ministry of Punishment will try to 'catch the thief and take the stolen goods'!"

"Yes, yes!" Zuo Shaojian nodded and bowed, hurriedly saying yes.

***
"Xiao Guan, thank you!~" Luo Yaokong supported his waist, and served Guan Yujun a plate of soft lotus leaf pancakes, showing a gentle smile.

Guan Yujun was drooling at the camphor tea duck that "although it is hard work to pickle and smoke thousands of times, steam the camphor tea and fry it", and he didn't feel any guilt about his tampering with the ancient poems.

The corners of Guan Yujun's mouth were almost grinning to his heels: "It's me who should say thank you! Brother Luo, please make me such a delicious 'camphor tea duck'!"

Guan Yujun made no secret of the intimacy between him and Luo Yaokong, so that the eunuchs waiting outside who seemed to be "serving" but actually "eavesdropping" heard it clearly.

There's no way, human nature is always so stalking, worshiping the high and trampling the low, she can only use this method to make brother Luo live more comfortably...

but……

"Brother Luo! You have "saved my life" to me, but I don't know your name yet!"

Luoyao's jade-like fingers rolled up a piece of duck meat for Guan Yujun: "My name is Luoyaokong, I'm just a humble name, and I'm afraid it will stain Xiaoguan's ears!"

Guan Yujun's head immediately shook like a rattle drum: "How could it be!? 'The sea water falls in front of you, the sky is far away and blue', brother Luo's name is very artistic!"

But at the same time, she also murmured in her heart: Luokong... Knowing the old place in the distance, Luoluokong leaving behind... No matter how it sounds, it sounds like a lonely name...

But she didn't show it at all, and swallowed the duck meat that Luo Yaokong handed over: "Now I know where Brother Luo is, and I will definitely come to visit Brother Luo often in the future!..."

To the outsiders, this is: Xiao Luozi will no longer be a little eunuch that everyone can bully, he is covered by someone.

After she said goodbye to Luo Yaokong, the Shangshan Supervisor Zuo Shaojian didn't know if he was too persistent and unspirited, so he took the initiative to come forward and said "bad things" about Luo Yaokong to Guan Yujun:
"Guan Gonggong, that little Luozi is just an ominous person who's 'father dies and mother marries'...Why do you have to be with people like him..."

Guan Yujun didn't like this kind of words very much: "Young Supervisor Zuo, we are all 'slaves', why should we divide into 'ranks' among our own people?"

They are all engaged in female competition and male competition. If you talk about you, a eunuch, there is no need for internal friction, right?Besides, what is it called when eunuchs fight?Hermaphrodites compete? !

"Young Supervisor Zuo, please remember my words: a humble birth is not a shame; if you can bend and stretch, you can be a husband! I hope that we 'human servants' can all use this to encourage each other!"

After finishing speaking, Guan Yujun left without looking back, leaving time and space for them, let them experience it for themselves!

No way, no way, is there anyone who hasn't seen Three Kingdoms? (doge)

Some of the "main expenses of the Empress Dowager's birthday" mentioned in the article come from-how much did Cixi spend on her 60th birthday?Enough to Build an Armada_Celebration(sohu.com)