I, my father-in-law, set off a frenzy of public examinations in ancient times

Chapter 31
Han Yinchu is no stranger to Guan Yujun's "big words", but it seems that Guan Yujun will give a quite satisfactory answer every time under his absurd appearance.

"Your Majesty, I will help you raise funds. After the empress dowager's birthday is over, can you entrust me with the salary reform of the former dynasty and the harem?"

Han Yinchu pulled out a hand that was pillowed behind his head, and propped it up.

Guan Yujun: What does this mean?
Huang Bao poked her: "Quickly step forward and give the emperor a high-five for alliance!"

"Ah?! Oh oh!!!" Guan Yujun lifted the hem of his clothes, ran up the jade steps "thump thump thump", hit his palm on Han Yinchu's, and made a crisp sound——

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhssesss!——" Guan Yujun's hand was tightly held in his palm——

Guan Yujun had already turned around and was about to leave, "Suddenly—" Han Yinchu grabbed her, and she was brought to the ground because of Han Yinchu's huge strength——

"Ouch!——" Guan Yujun was looking down at the dog emperor, but this time, he was pulled to the ground all of a sudden. Fortunately, there was a carpet, otherwise she would not know what a miserable appearance she was knocked into!
Guan Yujun "hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo!"

"Holy, Holy Majesty, you are..."

Han Yinchu was finally willing to turn his face that was always lying down and looking up at the sky: "If you can't make up the money... how can I punish you?!"

Hey this dog thing!Raising money is not my mother's obligation, but my mother's bargaining chip with you!You really confuse the public...

Guan Yujun simply broke his face and went all out, and said with a smile: "Then you can use my father to light the sky lantern! If you can use the form of 'lighting the sky lantern' to illuminate the four sides of the capital, it is my father's last loyalty." !"

Han Yinchu: ...

Han Yinchu was too lazy to talk about useless things with Guan Yujun, but he suddenly discovered something extraordinary, which aroused his interest...

Han Yinchu squeezed the softer touch in his hands than the finest silk, feeling like he was holding a piece of tofu, and it would be crushed if he squeezed hard...

"Are you still a man? Why do you have such thin, small and soft hands?"

Guan Yujun heard: You are just a little dog.

She strongly resisted the desire to roll her eyes: "My lord, I am still young, I am still a scholar, and I am growing my body. Isn't it normal for me to be thinner than you?"

Han Yin closed her eyes at the beginning, and for the first time looked at Guan Yujun so closely and carefully:
Needless to say, there is nothing commendable about his looks, except for a pair of eyes that look eager and eager when they are "bad".

The slender neck is like a juvenile swan, which makes people feel that it will be broken when it is folded.

Maybe because of his young age, the Adam's apple on his neck is hardly visible.

Thin shoulders, shriveled chest, slender waist...

It doesn't look like such a man will get a wife after he grows up!It seems that letting him into the palace really helped him? ...

Guan Yujun didn't know what Han Yinchu was thinking in that dog emperor's heart. If he knew, he would definitely curse in his heart: You are born to be a eunuch!Your whole family are eunuchs! ...

"Your Guan family didn't live in poverty, why did you grow up so thin? Doesn't your father give you enough to eat?" Han Yinchu rubbed the fingertips of another person in his hand and asked puzzled.

"Ah?" Guan Yujun was stunned, "Well... I'm just a bastard, and a bastard with no great prospects. Of course my father doesn't take me seriously..."

As for why she disguised herself as a man, she has figured it out in the past few days:

Her dead aunt originally wanted to rely on "I was a boy" to compete for favor, but "I" was a cowardly and cowardly character since childhood, and because of "pretending to be a boy", the more cautious I became, the more annoying Father Guan was. happiness.How can one eat utensils be on the same level as the two elder brothers?

On the contrary, because it was not taken seriously, the matter of women disguised as men was not exposed until the death of my aunt.

"No big promise? I clearly see that you're capable"~" Han Yinchu's sharp, eagle-like gaze fixed on Guan Yujun, not letting go of any mistakes in her words.

"Hehe~hehe~hehe~Maybe I'm just the material to be a eunuch..." Guan Yujun could only laugh awkwardly, and made an explanation that went against his will.

But these words pleased Han Yinchu for some reason, he clenched his other hand and put it on his lips to cover his light smile, Guan Yujun was stunned for a moment——

"Xiaoguanzi, after the matter is done, let Huang Bao upgrade your level; eat more, grow more meat, your hands will feel sore..."

This dog really can't speak, so the last sentence obviously doesn't matter!This girl still thinks that the calluses on your big dog's paws are annoying! ...

But the "professional expert" Guan Yujun is still smiling like a flower, cheerfully thanking her against her will, don't worry, this girl will definitely eat more! ! !
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Guan Yujun went to the Ministry of Rites and asked for the plans for the Empress Dowager's birthday, and studied them carefully:

According to the past practice, in the morning, the emperor will first accept the congratulations from the princes and ministers led by the emperor, and then go out of the Xihuamen of the palace, take the North Changjie, turn to Xi'anmen Street, and pass through the West Fourth Street. At the intersection, go north along Xisi North Street, pass Xinjiekou, exit Xizhimen, go straight to the "Qingyi Garden" built in the previous dynasty, and then listen to big plays and hold big banquets in Qingyi Garden.

Han Yinchu felt that since it was his first time since he took the throne, he wanted to do it in a decent way without burning too much money, so he asked Huang Bao and the Ministry of Household Affairs to manage it together.

Not only the imperial palace and Qingyi Garden should be properly arranged, but also along the dozens of miles of road from Xihuamen to Qingyi Garden, landscapes should be decorated along the way, scripture altars, theater stages, colorful halls, and archways should be built, monks and Taoists should be organized to chant scriptures, and troupes to perform. Welcome along the road for viewing on the way. This is the "Spot View" project of celebrating birthdays.

The two corner buildings at the intersection of Xisi Road were built in this "spotting" project.The function of building this building is firstly to cover the unsightly residential houses behind, secondly to add a festive atmosphere, and thirdly to set up a guard on the commanding heights upstairs.

Guan Yujun seems to understand something, thinking about Han Yinchu’s question about her "construction quality" a few days ago, she must have thought of saving money on these two "corner buildings"!

(End of this chapter)