I, my father-in-law, set off a frenzy of public examinations in ancient times

Chapter 24 "Crazy Literature"

When everyone heard this, they felt as if they were struck by lightning, their expressions changed, and they raised their heads to look at the emperor who never joked——

Emperor Zhu Yi was well-dressed and handsome, swept away his usual loose expression, put his hips on his hips, and yelled at the courtier who had malicious intentions just now...

Oh my god, they are all on their hips, the emperor is not joking!

The akimbo emperor Han Yinchu continued to output: "Do you understand? Get out of here!"

After finishing speaking, the big guys kowtowed one after another, and left in groups of three or four, for fear of being the last person staying in the hall and suffering disaster.

It was only after I got out of the main hall that I remembered that I haven't said anything about the memorial today... Forget it, it's not urgent, I just use the new memorial format to practice my hands...

The moment the last minister left and Han Yinchu beckoned someone to close the palace door, his fine-quality trousers just slid off and piled up at his feet.

Fortunately, the two hairy legs were covered by clothes, otherwise he would have suffered even more embarrassment...

Huang Bao was stunned, what happened to the emperor?It's just an announcement of a decree... and it's just like that, scaring your pants off? ? ? ! ! !
The servants guarding the palace were all silent. They wouldn't be slaughtered just because they saw something extraordinary, right? ...

Han Yinchu was suddenly blessed. It turned out that Guan Yujun's hesitation was not because he liked him... but that idiot who really couldn't even wear clothes...

Han Yinchu forced her loosened palms to clenched into fists and then loosened again: All this is due to Guan Yujun's father, that old man... It's fine if you want to make trouble for Chao Gang because of old age and disrespect. Little things like clothes can't be taught well to children... No!The matter of trying to conspire against Chao Gang can't be forgotten!
Or Grandpa Huang is right: "bad bamboos produce good shoots" are rare, but "the sons of mice can make holes" are more...

At that moment, Han Yinchu's hatred for Guan Mu reached its peak.But now there is a more shameful thing looming:

He was cold and hidden at the beginning, how could he show the majesty of the emperor in front of Guan Yujun in the future? ...

——"You dare not look at me because you are embarrassed? Then you like me? So you have a habit of breaking sleeves?"...

Han Yin didn't dare to recall all the shameful words he said at the beginning, how did this make him raise his head in front of Xiao Guanzi? ! ...

Huang Bao hurriedly waved his hands, and all the servants ran away in a hurry, even without telling them, they knew that such things must never be leaked!They were all envious of that colleague who took a shower today...

Huang Bao slipped on his knees, and hurriedly untied Han Yinchu's leather belt and three inner layers of clothes, and finally pulled up the trousers...

Xu Shi dreamed back to the scene when Han Yinchu dressed him when he was a child, and said to himself: "Your Majesty, you said that you are the same. When the trousers fall down, you can use your legs to hold them together?......"

Han Yinchu: ...Why didn't I think of that?

But not to mention, the output this morning is really cool... Just like Grandpa Huang said, when he was an illiterate straw shoemaker, he had no ink and no quality, and he had the most enjoyable time...

From now on, it looks like I will come here often, to deter and deter those officials...

The ministers didn't know that Han Yin had ordered the monthly, quarterly, and semi-annual "Crazy Literature" magazines for them from time to time, and each of them held the "New Memorial Management Method" and whispered to each other:

"Mr. Ge, what is this 'notice, letter'... I really can't tell the difference, you..." Master Zhang widened his old dim eyes, watching that Master Ge who quietly hid aside has already started to write. Like a god.

He first wrote a series of words: The decision of Dali Temple and the Metropolitan Procuratorate on jointly approving the execution of prisoners in the spring and autumn.

Then continue to draft, and the situation that was originally to be reported is attached below in a concise manner.

Master Zhang was stunned.

Don’t say it, don’t you really say it—although Mr. Zhang is old and dim, he can see clearly when he squints to peep at other people’s writing.

There was an embarrassing smile on Mr. Ge's face, and he smiled embarrassedly: "Then, what... Mr. Zhang, after some research, I feel that this new memorial really saves a lot of time and effort. They do the same!"

Mr. Zhang looked around, and found that the colleagues around him were full of discussions, and most of them were in the prime of life like Mr. Ge;

Mr. Zhang took a deep breath, rubbed his old and dizzy eyes, forget it, he should learn to learn again!
The emperor thought that these old officials with poor legs and feet were not pleasing to the eye, and regarded them as "dead bones in the tomb". If their brains were not bright enough, wouldn't it be a good time for the emperor to replace them?
But he thought of Mr. Ge's hiding and unwillingness to tell the truth just now, and stomped his feet angrily.This reminded him of his fellow student who didn't talk about martial arts when he was studying. Obviously, both of them rested in the middle of the night, and the other party saw that he was asleep and got up to read secretly...

But why did he get up then?Oh... By the way, he also learned after thinking about it, but he didn't wake up earlier than the other party...

If it was possible when I was young, why not now!

He has to pave the way for his grandson to enter the officialdom in the future!learn it! ! !

Guan Yujun didn't know that the courtiers had begun to involve, but some people with good news had already known about the "good deeds" Guan Yujun had done.

Xia Risen was also in a hurry, dizzy from learning new knowledge, and the opposite of him happened to be Little Gongye Lan, who had always been at odds with him.

The two of them were already red-eyed when they learned to write a new memorial. When they looked up and saw the person they looked down on, they went to their desks again and vowed not to let the other party catch up with them; , A glance at the other party's progress.

When the two raised their heads at the same time, they both dropped their pens in unison, mother, I can't write anymore...

Little Gongye Lan said maliciously: "Brother Xia, you are also the cousin of our current sage, and you don't know the slightest bit about what happened to him?"

Xia Risen curled his lips: "It's not like you don't know the emperor's heart. How can anyone else comment on something he has decided on himself?"

"Really? So you don't know yet? I've heard people say that the guy named 'Guan Yujun' is quite respectable in front of the Holy One..."

"Guan Yujun?" Xia Risen searched for the name in his mind: "The youngest son of the Guan family who was almost ordered by the emperor to light sky lanterns in the Jinluan Hall a few days ago? The one who invigilated the exam?"

"Isn't that right!"

"Him?" Xia Risen rolled his eyes——

(End of this chapter)