I, my father-in-law, set off a frenzy of public examinations in ancient times

Chapter 20 Wearing Small Shoes Is Not the Purpose

Guan Yujun, who has been baptized and nurtured by Marxism since childhood, really wanted to talk to Han Yinchu carefully about the dialectical relationship between the whole and the part, the main contradiction and the main aspects of the contradiction.

But she also felt that in view of Han Yinchu's irascibility, breaking up philosophy with him, if he got angry again, wouldn't she have to pay for it?

So she maintained a timely silence.

With such a gloomy face at the beginning of Han Yin, in the Hall of Preserving Harmony, he made an imperial review with Zhubi, and appointed two ministers from the Ministry of Household Affairs and the Ministry of Punishment.

Guan Yujun stepped forward and pinched Han Yinchu's shoulders: "Your Majesty, you see that these idiots are not pleasing to the eye, and there are too many ways to deal with them, there is no need to be angry for them..."

Han Yinchu was so angry that even Ge You, who was usually boneless, couldn't go on paralyzed anymore, like a sharp guillotine standing upright behind the case, sharp and sharp, and would pick a piece of unlucky neck at some point fall.

Blood splattered three feet high to dispel the hatred in his heart.

Thinking of "hidden needles in the cotton" method of punishing people, there are a lot of methods, but Han Yinchu obviously continued the routine of going straight when the knife saw blood on the battlefield, and he was very angry.

"Xiaoguanzi, what's wrong with you...cough, good idea, let me hear it?"

That's too much.Guan Yujun thought to himself.

She looked through the "Great Yong Huidian" in the past few days, and found that the salaries of officials were the same as those in the Ming Dynasty, which were pitifully low: the basic salary was low salary.

However, it is recorded in the "Dayong Huidian" that in addition to the pitiful "low salary", officials have various other compensations, which can be compared to various allowances, performance, meal subsidies, car subsidies, and unit subsidies in modern society. Rice flour, grain and oil will also be distributed.

With food, cloth, silver, and the popular currency - banknotes, it is no problem to maintain daily life.

Therefore, when those in power threaten "fine salary", it is almost as powerful as a verbal warning, and the money is not enough to feed the horse; if you want to really punish people, you should say "fine salary".

But wearing small shoes for people is not the purpose, and promoting talented and good men cannot be accomplished by putting small shoes on the existing "radishes"; you must know that sometimes there are pits only for the radish that existed first.

Pulling out the "bran radish" is to avoid the "rising pyramid" phenomenon in the administrative organization, that is, Parkinson's law-the administrative organization will continue to increase like a pyramid, and the administrative staff will continue to expand. Everyone is busy, but organizational efficiency getting lower and lower.

Han Yinchu's eyes were reddish, as if a smear of rouge had been applied——

Guan Yujun knew that he was staying up all night. At this time, Han Yinchu, the dog emperor, squinted his sleep-deprived eyes, showed his white teeth, and said darkly:

"So you are talking about him again. I asked you how to kick out those useless people. What did you tell me that 'wearing small shoes is not the purpose'?"

Guan Yujun swallowed his saliva, feeling a little bad——

"Your Majesty, you can't just 'look at the mountain is the mountain'!..." Guan Yu LaCue said more and more dryly, and finally shut up consciously.

Forget it, the dog emperor is in a bad mood and doesn't care about him.

Then Guan Yujun was kicked out of the palace.She herself was quite at ease.

After wandering around for a long time, when she was about to fall asleep, someone came to send a message and brought her a few memorials.

According to the emperor's oral order, she was required to draw up a regulation for submitting the memorial in the future before noon tomorrow, in order to reduce the workload of the emperor;

Guan and Jun were about to laugh angrily, they clearly wanted to drag her to stay up all night together!Thought she couldn't see it!

Guan Yujun yawned, she has traveled through time!She only admits that she is a big eater, but does not recognize that she is a liver emperor, especially working for the evil feudal society.

Staying up late is not the goal, efficiency is king.

So Guan Yujun put a few memorials under the pillow, then yawned, and turned off the lights on time to go to bed.

Because of her rising status, the "house head" happily approved a single room for her, and she didn't even have to worry about changing clothes or taking a shower.

After waking up the next day, it took her less than half an hour to rewrite several memorials given by Han Yinchu according to the writing method of official documents, and drew up a charter for the classification and writing of official documents.

After washing, I looked up and saw that it was still dark!
She tidied herself up and went to Han Yinchu's bedroom. After reporting to Han Yinchu in this way, he was just in time for the morning court to announce the good news of "opening up the world".

She tiptoed to Qianqing Palace and opened the door to go in by herself, thinking to find someone to pass it on. Huang Bao came out from nowhere and grabbed Guan Yujun, with his fat fingers pressed against his lips: "Hush——when the emperor was ugly." Just take a rest, let him sleep more!"

"No problem, Huang Bao, let him in!" came the human voice from the inner room, the voice was soft and hazy, as if in a dream, making it unclear whether it was the young emperor's raving in his dream.

At this time, Han Yinchu didn't have the yin and yang strangeness and calm self-prestige when he spoke in the hall.Very good, not getting angry, Guan Yujun came to a small conclusion.

Entering the inner room, a long desk glowed with simple and simple light under the candlelight. Various memorials were piled up in a mess on it, and they were pressed with paperweights. Below were several large boxes, and valuable memorials were collected in categories;

On the small table on a Luohan bed not far away, there are inkstones, brush strokes, etc., and there are also memorials on the bed and small table, but these are unapproved;

Opposite the desk is a Duobao Pavilion, with several bottles and books hanging on it, like a lonely decoration;
Not far away is Han Yinchu's "Dragon's Nest": the tents, sheets and bedding are all simple blue and purple background colors, and there is no complicated pattern of dragon and phoenix, isn't it? The tacky bright yellow that is common in Qing court dramas.

In addition, there are no decorations such as calligraphy, painting, flowers and plants in the inner room.Thinking about it, it can be seen that Han Yinchu is a minimalist.

"A Dream of Red Mansions" said that Xue Baochai's Hengwu Garden was like a "snow cave", and Han Yinchu's bedroom did not give way too much.

He stretched out a slender and powerful hand from the tent, reaching for the clothes on the rolling stool not far away, because he will not be able to find them for a while, the good-looking hand made slightly clumsy movements, with a kind of ignorance Rustic aesthetic.

Guan Yujun looked at the hand that looked like a pearl in the darkness, and felt like a sword unsheathed, with a cold light.

Guan Yujun sighed secretly, such hands should be born to hold a rein and hold a knife, dipped in blood and wine; at the same time, he suddenly realized, no wonder Han Yinchu didn't want to wear the emperor's uniform at the beginning, so he just wears a round neck, a shield, a lace-up, It's better to sleep more for the set of leather belt and Yishan crown!

Just sitting and standing there is tiring enough!
It's okay, Emperor Dog, Grandpa Guan, I'm here to liberate you!
(End of this chapter)