I, my father-in-law, set off a frenzy of public examinations in ancient times

Chapter 142 Sudden
"...Junshan whitebait has been looking for a partner in the waters since it was born, and will be with them for a short life. After finding the partner, it will be like the scene you have seen, copulating and frolicking like mandarin ducks. spend a lifetime together;
But if any one of them is eaten by a bigger fish and turtle, the remaining one will never live alone. They will consciously secrete the toxins in their organs to kill themselves in order to achieve the purpose of dying for love...

Later, Dongting people discovered that after people eat them, they will also absorb the toxins in their organs;
Therefore, only lovers who are truly unswerving until death will choose to eat a paired Junshan whitebait at the same time. Even if they can't achieve the "same year, same month, same day", they will achieve "same year, same month, same day, die on the same day"... "

"This is illogical!—" Guan Yujun twisted his chin, frowning into a splayed eyebrow.

"What?!" Luo Yaokong, who thought he told the story impeccably, was stunned for a while.

"Since it's 'poison', you have to consider the 'dosage'! Let's not say that the poison that can kill small fish can kill people, let's just think it's more poisonous than 'pufferfish'! But such a poison , Why does it absorb it first after entering the human body, and then trigger the poisoning mechanism because of the death of the other half?..."

This is unscientific, is this a fish or a Gu? ——

Guan Yujun thinks that it is even more unreasonable than the novels of "miracle doctor and poisonous concubine" that I have read, and even more outrageous than the plot of using acupuncture to make people "life and death".

Luo Yaokong took a deep breath, she must not clutter up with Guan Yujun on the "track" she is familiar with, otherwise she will lead her farther and farther...

At that time, Guan Yujun had already eagerly snatched the glazed fish tank, fished out two Junshan whitebait with great interest, and seemed to be about to stuff it into his mouth...

"What are you doing?!—" Luo Yaokong was so frightened that he quickly grabbed Guan Yujun's hand.

"According to what you said, as long as a pair of 'fish mandarin ducks' die at the same time, the toxin will not be triggered, so won't it be intact if I eat it?" Guan Yujun asked with his head tilted.

"..."

The truth is this, but you don't have to really say eat it, do you? !Luoyao cursed on an empty stomach.

In fact, Luo Yaokong didn't understand Guan Yujun's thoughts at all, she didn't believe that this fish had to have the attribute of "sitting together" at all...so naturally she didn't think she could be poisoned to death...

Luo Yaokong is well versed in the principle of not being led by the nose, he squeezed Guan Yujun's little hand, almost holding her fingers, and took one of the two fish in her palm, and gave birth to it. swallowed.

Guan Yujun unconsciously opened his mouth wide, almost able to hold a duck egg.

Taking advantage of his unpreparedness, Luo Yaokong stuffed another fish into her mouth and forced her to swallow it.

Guan Yujun groaned "Oh!—" and the glazed fish tank fell to the ground with a crisp crackling sound.

Suddenly, she kept scratching her neck with her hands, and made a "hissing" sound from her throat; her face soon became reddened visible to the naked eye, her lips began to turn purple, and her forehead was constantly bubbling. cold sweat.

In order to stabilize the balance of her already uncomfortable body, she stretched her right hand back tremblingly, trying to find a point of strength, but the wooden frame she erected broke on the spot because it couldn't stop her stumbling.

Guan Yujun, who was having difficulty breathing, just fell into a pile of debris, trembling uncontrollably all over his body, it was pitiful to watch.

Luo Yaokong was also shocked on the spot by the accident, could it be that he was poisoned? ...

It was the butler with the moustache who saw the clues first: "Young master is wrong! Young Madam seems to be... choking!—"

"What!—" Luo Yaokong was also panicked immediately, panicked unknowingly.

"Master, it is said that feeding vinegar and swallowing rice can cure choking, why don't you try it?" the mustache butler suggested.

After hearing this, Guan Yujun quickly shook his hands, don't, don't, don't! ——

Luckily, Luo Yaokong is not stupid: "Everyone is like this, how can they swallow anything more? Hurry up and find a doctor!—"

"Yes Yes!--"

Although Guan Yujun is now extremely uncomfortable because of suffocation, at least he can see that Luo Yaokong is a bit reliable, and desperately gestures to him with his arms around his abdomen.

Luo Yaokong was a little ignorant at first, and then suddenly realized, he walked forward quickly, knelt behind Guan Yujun, wrapped his arms around Guan Yujun's upper body, and even folded his hands on her abdomen with great care. Distressedly said:

"Xiaoguan, don't worry, just keep going, I will never let you have trouble! I won't leave you half a step!..."

Guan Yujun: "..." Nima, at what time are you still talking like a domineering CEO.

And what my mother needs is "Heimlich First Aid", you are here to give me "strong male lock"?
Guan Yujun rolled his eyes, but it was definitely not because she still had the strength to use her eyes to cast aside Luo Yaokong, it was just her physical reaction; at this moment, she couldn't speak, and felt that her strength was still gradually losing...

Luo Yaokong felt that there was something wrong with Guan and Jun in his arms, he took the switch and Jun and tried desperately to pick his hands on his neck, the bloody nail marks on his neck were unbearable to look at.

He gently loosened Guan Yujun's collar to help her breathe better, but found that on her swan-like thin and slender neck, the supraclavicular fossa, suprasternal fossa and intercostal space were already deep. The ground sank, with only weak and shallow ups and downs with difficult breathing.

Luo Yaokong wanted to touch her but was afraid of aggravating her current situation, so he only dared to hug her more gently, and shouted at the servants who were already in a mess: "Where is the doctor! How can we still come!——"

By the time they arrive I'll be chilling! ——

Guan Yujun clearly felt that there was a burst of white light in front of his eyes, as if there was a small thing with wings waving towards him...

Gan, is heaven after death? ! ——

Guan Yujun didn't have time to ponder these questions, and her strong will to survive supported her to get up, stumbled to the back of a chair, grabbed the back of the chair vigorously, and let her soft abdomen hit the back of the chair.

Luo Yaokong looked shocked but did not dare to disturb Guan Yujun. After repeating this a few times, Guan Yujun finally coughed up a small silver fish that was only as long as a little finger.

The little fish had also turned into a dead fish. After flying a few feet, it happened to fall at the feet of the butler with the mustache who was dragging the doctor back in a hurry.

Guan Yujun, who came back from the gate of hell, was lying on the ground greedily breathing the fresh air, his chest heaving up and down, and it took a long time before he turned his face and said to Luo Yaokong, "I'm just teasing your sister." , it’s not a crime to die!—”

"Xiaoguan, I didn't..."

"But look at what I'm saying! The thing about the 'sacrificing fish' is completely nonsense, you're still unscathed now!——"

Luo Yaokong: "..."

(End of this chapter)