I, my father-in-law, set off a frenzy of public examinations in ancient times

Chapter 132 Junshan Golden Turtle
Luo Wanyi looked at Guan Yujun's resisting action like a trapped animal, and immediately didn't want to care about her rudeness...

"It's because my wife knows that gambling addiction is hard to quit, that's why I let your 'wisdom unparalleled' little Eunuch Guan take action!..."

No, why should my father-in-law want to help people in my enemy camp quit gambling? ! ——

Guan Yujun salivated again with a smiling face: "Madam, how can we discuss another one?! I can settle accounts for you, housekeeper... I am proficient in everything!——

Besides, how can gambling addiction be so easy to quit?Don't expect too much from me; anyway, I don't think 'we' is not an ordinary prominent family, the child has a bit of a hobby, let him have fun, 'small gambling'..."

"You think I'm a fool and asked you to help me as a 'housekeeper'?! Let you know everything about our Luo family?! Besides, how difficult is it for you to send this kind of mission?"

It really is.

Asking her to do arithmetic with Guan Yujun, wouldn't it be "Qin Shihuang touched the telegraph pole-he won't be numb".

"Do you think this is really a 'deal', and you have room for 'bargaining'? Quitting gambling is quit gambling, there is no turning around!——"

Luo Wanyi stood up, but Shi Shi wanted to leave.

Guan Yujun yelled: "Wait a minute!——"

Luo Wanyi looked worried: "What's the matter?!"

"Let me help people quit gambling, I have no objection! But we have to 'two-pronged approach', not only from the 'practice', but also from the 'metaphysics'..."

"Metaphysics?" Luo Wanyi opened his mouth: "Aren't you trying to trick me?..."

Guan Yujun shrugged: "Ma'am, you don't even have this confidence, do you? I'm still in your hands..."

"Let's talk about your 'metaphysics' first, and then I will decide whether to allow it or not..."

Therefore, Guan Yujun laughed and told Han Yinchu how to deliver the message to Han Yinchu in an open and aboveboard way.

"... Ma'am, let me put my ugly words first. This 'metaphysics' is absolutely indispensable. If I fail to quit gambling at that time, I won't be able to put the shit on my head..."

After listening to Guan Yujun's argument, Luo Wanyi felt that although it was a bit outrageous, she was sure that she would never be able to get out of the sky, so with a big wave of her hand, she agreed to her "two-pronged approach".

After Luo Wanyi left, Guan Yujun walked up to where she was sitting, picked up a glass cup, poured himself a cup of tea, and tasted the best "Junshan Silver Needle".

It wasn't until the tea soup cooled down and the sun set to the west that Guan Yujun said to the entourage who had been following closely: "Didn't you hear your wife's order just now? Why don't you hurry to find..."

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"Hey, Second Young Master, I won't see you for some time!" A dude saw Luo Yuanyuan from afar, and immediately went up to his brothers and put his arms around his shoulders, winking at him and saying, "Let's go, Go to Ruyi Casino?!"

Luo Yuanyuan pushed him away impatiently: "Come on! Don't you know how strict my family is? I just pinched my source of income a while ago, and said that if I gamble again, I will cut off my left hand! —— "

The young master laughed obscenely: "What am I supposed to be! This is not the first time, tonight, my brothers will be hosts!..."

"Really?!" Luo Yuanyuan's small eyes lit up immediately, but then dimmed again in an instant: "I don't want to make my mother suffer, she is here for real this time, I heard that I specially invited some Taoist priest from Maoshan come and see.

The Taoist said that I was haunted by the spirit of a gambler, and I had to dissolve it; and because I was from Dongting, the Junshan golden tortoise protected me and let me feed a Junshan golden tortoise for ninety-nine and eighty-one days to dissolve the ghost on my body. hostility..."

"Hahahahaha!——" Young Master burst out laughing, wishing he could fall to the ground and kick on his back for a few rounds: "Would someone as shrewd as Mrs. Luo be deceived by such a charlatan?..."

Luo Yuanyuan said: "Go~ Don't speak ill of my mother. She believed it to the bottom of her heart! It really made me bear ninety-nine 81 golden tortoises!——"

The dandy was confused: "What kind of 'burden' method?"

Luo Yuanyuan quietly pulled him into the dark, took off a lantern hanging from a high place, and approached him: "Did you see it?"

The young master rubbed his eyes in disbelief, and found that on Luo Yuanyuan's black round-neck robe, one circle after another was unexpectedly drawn with gold thread. If you look carefully, there are "hands, feet, and heads" around the circles. , isn't it just the image of the black and golden Junshan little beetles one after another! ——

What's more interesting is that the heads of these turtles are all facing upwards, as if they are swimming upwards.

"Hahahahaha!—" The dude laughed wantonly, as if tears were about to burst out:

"Hey, brother Yuaner, I thought you had golden carp embroidered on your clothes! You're just like a 'bad guy'! No, no, I can't share this kind of good thing with you, I have to Tell Brother Wu that they..."

"Hey! The surname is Hu, is he still a 'brother'?" Luo Yuanyuan said, "Mother's fate is hard to break", and he is extremely disgusted by holding that dress, and even hates the gloating of his friends.

"Okay, okay, I won't laugh at you anymore..." Young Master took a breath, and seemed to think of something again: "Isn't that right, Brother Yuaner, how can you have enough 'Nine Nine 81' on your body?"

Luo Yuanyuan resignedly untied his robe, revealing the only obscene garment left in the summer, unexpectedly, the obscene garment, which was supposed to be pure white and flawless, was full of little turtles! ——

Xu felt that it was too laborious to embroider all over, and the inside was painted with black pen mixed with gold powder!
The son couldn't laugh anymore, he opened his mouth wide, and couldn't help but wonder: "Brother Yuaner, your mother... isn't she afraid of fading?!——"

Luo Yuanyuan rolled his eyes when he heard the words: "It won't fall off. She asked someone to paste it with mounting paste. Even if this dress was thrown into the ancient tomb and stayed there for 800 years, it wouldn't fall off." I guess it won't rot..."

The son was a little dazed: "Then isn't this clothes hard?..." And he suddenly had a weird idea in his mind, if this clothes were really buried with him and were dug up within a few years, would the grave robbers be afraid? Doubt your life on the spot? ...

Also, I couldn't help but sigh with Luo Wanyi's giving Luo Yuanyuan abstinence from gambling: I really went all out! ——

"The Taoist said it was called 'catch a turtle in a urn', so that he could trap that gambler to death..." Luo Yuanyuan sounded sullen, suppressing his deep dissatisfaction with his mother.

But because of his mother's strength, she didn't mention it publicly, and she didn't even dare to take off this outfit.

Young Master realized what was going on in his heart, and he arched himself on fire: "Brother Yuan, why don't we try this Laoshizi clothes to see if they work? See if the Taoist priest is talking nonsense..."

(End of this chapter)