I, my father-in-law, set off a frenzy of public examinations in ancient times

No one spoke in the dark room, only the chirping of waterfowl outside brought greetings.

Guan Yujun felt a little too depressed, and squinted at the three people on the altar in front of him, or the three gods, and began to find nothing to say.

"What is the uncle's family enshrining?"

Han Yinchu looked at one of the rough clay figurines wearing a "golden helmet and pin armor"; judging from the shape, he should be holding a sword in one hand, and a thing similar to the "Dinghai Shenzhu" in the other——

The workmanship of this statue is too rough, and the face and movement can only be distinguished through the paint on it.

"This is, General Yang Yu?!" Han Yinchu was not sure, and asked the boatman.

"That's right, our fishermen on Dongting Lake either enshrine General Yang Yu or Liu Yijun..."

"Liu Yi?! Is that the 'Liu Yi' you mentioned?——" Han Yinchu asked Guan Yujun, hoping to get an answer from her.

"You think..." Guan Yujun said to Han Yinchu, Liu Yi has a high prestige in Dongting Lake! ...

"However, old man, who is this?" Han Yinchu looked at the remaining clay statue, frowned and thought for a long time, but he couldn't figure out who it was.

He didn't even know whether it was a human or an animal:
It seems to have a human face, but the mouth is too long; there are two bulges on the head, and it is hard to tell whether it is two small cockroaches or ears; the most wonderful thing is that it is still wearing the current official uniform, with hands in its hands. It seems to be holding a jade wat, not the usual kind of wide-sleeved and heavy clothes that gods should wear.

Not only Han Yinchu, but even Guan Yujun came together: "Uncle, what are you enshrining?"..."

Han Yin put his hand in his hands: "If you want me to say, it should be a duck:
After all, he is a fisherman, and duck feathers are not afraid of water, and ducks can swim. Isn’t it reasonable to pray to the duck god to bless the boat to be as stable as a swimming duck, and to catch more fish, shrimp, and snails like a duck? "

"Cut~" Guan Yujun disdained: "But how can a duck have hands? You can't think that everything looks like a duck just because you like to eat duck..."

Han Yin crossed his arms impatiently, "Then dare to ask this young master, what kind of opinion do you have?"

"If you want me to tell you, this is clearly a mouse. Look, the ears are all on top! Also, isn't this beard so lifelike? The last point..." Guan Yujun pointed to a thread on the back of the Tao statue that appeared to be tail thing-

"Isn't this the tail?"

Han Yinchu grinned sneeringly: "You can use your brain first when you speak, okay? Is there anyone who enshrines mice? Do you think there is too much food in the house? Even if you say it is a fox, the possibility is more likely, okay..."

"Then let's neutralize it, and call this little fairy 'Shushu My Duck'..."

"You two, in fact, this is a fox." The boatman couldn't bear the malicious speculation of these two people about the person he enshrined, so he directly announced the answer.

"Ah?!—" Guan Yujun and Han Yinchu were stunned at the same time.

"You are a fisherman, not a woodcutter, what are you doing to enshrine a mountain animal?" Han Yinchu, representative of the prosecution, spoke.

"It's not just because we are fishing, but it's fashionable now!..." The defense representative, the old boatman, replied.

"Pfft!——" The second prosecutor, Guan Yujun, couldn't help laughing out loud: "What kind of fashion is this, emperors and queens, gods and Buddhas all over the sky, 24 heavens... isn't it enough to worship now? "

"Sigh~ Young Master's words are wrong. No matter how many gods there are, no one has seen them before, right? But this little god is a living example of life-defying change of fate!..."

"Old man, haven't you been deceived by someone? I have only heard of Daji and others turning into human form, how can a 'human' grow into a fox-like appearance..." Han Yinchu, who has always been more respectful to the elderly, couldn't stand it any longer , Secretly scolded unscrupulous traders who even cheated the elderly.

Guan Yujun watched it very funny, picked up a water ladle, and drank water to watch the play.

"Hey! But you absolutely can't say that, how can Su Daji be compared with little Guan Gonggong!——"

"Pfft!——" The water that Guan Yujun just put into his mouth sprayed directly on Han Yinchu's feet, and Han Yinchu had no time to talk about Guan Yujun, and he and Guan Yujun uttered a surprised sonata at the same time:

"What did you say?!--"

"What did you say?!--"

The boatman staggered in shock from the two of them, and then stabilized his figure: "No, that's right, this is Xiao Guan Gong, Guan Guan and Jun! Now everyone is popular to worship him..."

"Why worship him?!—" Han Yinchu had question marks all over his face.

"Yeah, why do you worship me... No, what I mean is, why is little Guan Gonggong a fox?" Guan Yujun and Han Yinchu got together, their faces confused.

The boatman pretended to be mysterious, and sat calmly and calmly in the sight of the two of them. Although he sat on a long bench, he sat with the momentum of a grand master chair:

"I do obeisance to Xiaoguan Gongguan and the king, hoping to obtain his 'good luck, wisdom and courage'; because of his cleverness, he has repeatedly made outstanding achievements by the emperor's side. life……

It is precisely because of his 'resourceful' that the court has added a lot of fresh blood, and our Yueyang has Mr. Yue Qi in office, and life is better than before;
And because of the 'amnesty for the world', my son who was framed was released from prison..."

Deep in love, the old man raised the patched sleeves and used them to wipe the wet corners of his eyes.

"Little Eunuch Guan, relying on his 'wisdom and closeness to monsters', made him very lucky, made his way to the top, and became the biggest 'popular man' around the emperor. Isn't this a living little fairy?..."

Guan Yujun deeply agrees, "You are so right! Little Guan Gonggong is 'more intelligent than a demon', no wonder the people think of her as a cute, cunning, and witty little fox!..."

"What's right!——" Han Yinchu was slightly worried, "Without the emperor's backing, wouldn't it be difficult for him to get along with the emperor? You don't have a statue for the emperor, and you are even stingy with a longevity tablet?"

Guan Yujun was so sad that he grinned to the corner of his mouth, thinking of persuading Han Yinchu, but then Uncle Boatman dropped another bomb, which caught her by surprise! ——

"Who said that there is no one enshrining the current emperor? Little Eunuch Guan and the current emperor are one in honor and disgrace. Isn't it equivalent to enshrining the current emperor..."

Han Yinchu and Guan Yujun looked at each other, and they both saw their own stupid "faces" in each other's eyes: they could understand every word, why couldn't they understand it together? ...

"Both of you should have heard of the great name of the novel "The Cold Moon in Guanshan"!"

Guan Yujun and Han Yinchu nodded and shook their heads.