Chapter 213 Chapter 213

Jiang Xiangli only opened the door one crack at first, she was still afraid that Wu Yufeng would scold her, so she had to be more vigilant.If Wu Yufeng had that posture, she would be ready to close the door again.

A flower bloomed on Wu Yufeng's face outside the crack of the door. She knocked on the door lightly and said, "Let me in, it's cold and dark outside."

Jiang Xiangli felt that what she said was true, and quickly opened the door to let her in, so as not to catch her cold.

Who knew that Wu Yufeng's expression would change as soon as she entered the door. Before Jiang Xiangli could react, she slapped Jiang Xiangli on the head and said, "I'll beat you to death, you disobedient! Did you take my words as fart? Can you at least hear a fart? What about you?!"

Jiang Xiangli squatted on the ground covering her injured head and said, "Sister Wu, I really know I was wrong! Didn't I ask for instructions because I was afraid of disturbing your sleep!"

She even used her honorific title, and looked at Wu Yufeng begging her for forgiveness with her trademark pitiful expression, but she didn't mean it at all.

The old lady is wayward, and she pissed off those Liuliumei.

Wu Yufeng unceremoniously sat on the sofa, stared condescendingly at Jiang Xiangli who was squatting on the ground, and said, "Okay, are you afraid of being attacked by his fans right now? How many fans of his girlfriends and wives are you not?" I don't know, it's not like you don't know how many black fans you have, so how come you figured it out?"

Jiang Xiangli sat beside her with a flattering face, and said, "Sister Wu, don't say I'm shirking responsibility. In fact, I just have this intention, but he was the one who proposed this official announcement. He must be distressed." I don't want me to be scolded and framed, it's so sweet."

"Okay, okay, don't do this to me. Now that the official announcement is made, don't be too glassy. You must be scolded. Just don't make me cry when the time comes."

She was also worried about Jiang Xiangli, those fans of Shen Jiangye had a high attack power, she was afraid that Jiang Xiangli would be depressed.

There are many celebrities who are attacked because of their love affairs, and Jiang Xiangli's love partner is him...

But who is Jiang Xiangli?She thinks she has a very thick skin, and no matter who scolds her, she won't take it to heart, because she has already passed that time.

"Of course! I only scold them, how can I be depressed? To be honest, I was not depressed when I was hacked by the whole network. How could it be possible for such a trivial matter? Besides, this is a good thing, anyway, things will be exposed sooner or later. , What can I do earlier? Sister Wu, you must be tired when you come to my house so busy, I'll get you a glass of water, let's talk slowly..."

She took out a cup from under the tea table and poured half a cup of homemade colorful drink for Wu Yufeng, then handed it to Wu Yufeng.

Wu Yufeng was indeed a little thirsty. She thought it was ordinary water, so she took a big gulp without even looking at it.

The complex flavors of sour, sweet, bitter, spicy, and salty swarmed in her mouth, making her feel like the stinky socks that had been rotten for several days and put sugar in them, or vomit that had been sprayed with perfume and hot sauce .

It tasted so disgusting anyway, she almost threw up.

Jiang Xiangli watched Wu Yufeng's expression become strange, even a little painful, feeling a little strange in his heart.

Had a cockroach fallen into his kettle?No, she drank this water just now, and there were no cockroaches in it, not even small flying insects.

Wu Yufeng gritted her teeth and said, "Jiang Xiangli! Are you trying to poison me to death?!"

Then she slammed the glass down on the table.

Only then did Jiang Xiangli notice that she had dumped the wrong things for Wu Yufeng, and quickly apologized, "Ah, I'm sorry, Sister Wu! I accidentally took the wrong one! It's all because the two pots are exactly the same in length, and it's all its fault. It's my fault that I didn't see clearly."

She took a cup again and poured a glass of real black water Wu Yufeng, Wu Yufeng took several sips before barely suppressing the strange taste in her mouth.

Wu Yufeng glanced over the two pots that Jiang Xiangli said were "exactly the same", and felt more and more that Jiang Xiangli wanted to murder her deliberately.

How is this exactly the same?One is red and the other is green, and the cup of sour, sweet, bitter, spicy and salty is still pink and thick, which is quite different from water.

Jiang Xiangli must have deliberately tried to punish her, what evil did she do.

"you……"

She just wanted to ask Jiang Xiangli what's on her mind, but found that Jiang Xiangli poured herself a full glass of ups and downs, and drank it neatly under her gaze, which made her freeze in place. land.

Did she read it right?Jiang Xiangli drank a cup of vomit from stinky sock hot sauce perfume, and didn't change his face.

Jiang Xiangli commented on her drink after drinking it, saying: "Sister Wu, I was really wrong, I'm not red-green color blind, I just blamed myself a little bit in a trance. This drink is called life, I specially collected the tastes of sour, sweet, bitter, spicy and salty. Does it feel a bit strange when you drink it at first? In fact, this is life, with mixed flavors, joy and pain, all in this cup. It is a rare enjoyment with all the colors, flavors and tastes. .”

Vomit Vomit!Why is it so bad, she almost vomited.

If it wasn't for Wu Yufeng to stop hating her so much, she would have to show something.

It's something she's made by throwing together messy stuff and putting pink food coloring on it, and just tasted it for the first time.

She really didn't pay attention when she poured it for Wu Yufeng, she definitely wouldn't do that to die, she wanted to live another 500 years.

Wu Yufeng suspected that there was something wrong with her sense of taste. Could it be that Jiang Xiangli couldn't taste that it was vomit from stinky socks, spicy sauce, and perfume?There are all kinds of life, does life also smell of stinky socks?

"Okay, I'm leaving first, you sleep well and rest. I know you won't be depressed, but you are not allowed to use your big account to spit people on the Internet. If I find out, your account will be gone again, understand?"

Wu Yufeng grabbed her bag and was about to leave, but Jiang Xiangli still greeted her and said, "Okay, Sister Wu, I will follow your teachings to the heart, and I will definitely open a few more trumpets, and I will never let anyone Discover my true identity."

If she is not allowed to use a large size, she will use a small one. My favorite sister, Yali, has tens of thousands of fans because of cursing. She uses this size without any scruples.

"It's best like this. Don't go out and wander around in the near future, don't reply to Wen Qianyu again, and let her dance by herself."

Jiang Xiangli responded to Wu Yufeng's concerns one by one. She was right, she really wouldn't go out for a stroll these days, but it was impossible not to reply to Wen Qianyu, which would be suffocating her to death.

Wen Qianyu didn't stop after seeing their official announcement.He was thinking of some tricks to drive Jiang Xiangli out of the entertainment industry.

(End of this chapter)

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