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Chapter 44 The minister retired, and this retreat will last a lifetime!

"He said: The minister retired, and this retreat will last a lifetime. Because I love you, I bowed my head and bowed down as a minister, but you forgot to give me peace."

"I'm guilty of a crime, I met you,"

"Second crime, I know you,"

"Three crimes, to you,"

"Four sins, please you,"

"Five crimes, miss you,"

"Six crimes, take care of you,"

"Seven sins, keep you,"

"Eight sins, protect you,"

"Nine sins, love you,"

"Ten sins, love you."

"There are ten crimes. The minister deserves ten thousand deaths. The minister has retired."

"I was speechless for 5 minutes, so I went back to him and said, I beg you, don't do this, can't I not break up? He said again: Come back to life, my love!"

Nan Wangshu's eyes were wide open, his mouth was slightly opened, and his face was full of horror: "You're embarrassing me to death even through the screen."

【yue】

[Help, I have goosebumps all over my body! 】

[Call him a spirited guy, he's so affectionate that he's dying. 】

【Don't laugh, it might be the love story he made up after searching through the pages slowly ((`) Comparing Heart)】

[Okay, laughing louder. 】

【Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.】

Sister Zhang of AAA Tea Wholesale went on to say: "Don't be too quick to laugh, I haven't played yet. After I reconciled with him, I found out that he was on eight boats, cheated on seven spiritual girls, and recognized three god-sisters." !"

[Good guy, the minister of feelings has retired eleven people. 】

[Hahahahaha, don't be too ridiculous with a soldering iron! 】

[I have eleven crimes, betray you ((`) Bixin)]

[I really, I can't stand it, I'm going to have a nightmare, it's too explosive! 】

Nan Wangshu couldn't help shivering, and gritted his teeth: "It's so tormenting, why on earth can I not think about this topic?"

Xiaowen swept away the goosebumps on his body: "I don't know, I just know that I am suffering now. Okay, thank you tea wholesaler sister Zhang for sharing, and I invite the next Lianmai netizen 'Tumping Garden Director' !"

Director of Tumbling Garden: "Hello, anchor,"

Nan Wangshu: "Hello, what is the embarrassing past that you want to share?"

"I have a lot of embarrassing incidents. Fortunately, I am dead now, otherwise I would not have the courage to say it."

Nan Wangshu: "Hahahahahahaha, I've already started to find it interesting, so I'm ready to laugh."

"One time before I was alive, during my lunch break, I said I would go to the convenience store downstairs to buy something to eat. There was no one in the store at the time, so I wandered around the corner for a long time, but there was nothing I wanted to buy, and then I planned to leave. , As a result, when I was leaving the door, I met the boy from the convenience store who came back. I was afraid that he would think that I stole something, so I wanted to explain it, so I blurted out: Hahaha, I have nothing to steal."

[Hahahahahahaha, help! 】

[Laughing to death, I have nothing to steal! 】

[Convenience store boy: This is the first time I have encountered such a real thief, why don't I call the police. 】

[No, brother should call the mental hospital. 】

[Hahahahahahaha, this matter is quite explosive in the underworld! 】

[There is more and more. 】

"What's more, once I went to the mall and saw a pair of pants on a mannequin in front of a clothing store that looked good, so I wanted to go over and feel how the fabric was made, but I just squeezed them with my hands. Putting on the pants, the pants fell off the dummy's legs. For a moment, I froze there, not daring to move. The clerks on the side all looked at me with mentally ill eyes. At this moment, I grinned and said, I didn't want to take his pants off, I just took a look and then I realized something was wrong with that, and I added it cleanly, I wanted to see the pants, not the dummy. I felt that the clerk wanted to call the police Got me up."

"Hahahahahahaha," Nan Wangshu's ridicule was undisguised: "Director, if your mouth is useless, consider donating it, but if you donate your mouth, no one will dare to take it. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha."

[Hahahahahahahaha, the director knows how to be abnormal. 】

[Is the director's spirit really all right?Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! 】

[Staff: Hello, is there a security guard?There's a psychopath at the door of our store who is picking off our dummy's pants, hurry out! 】

[Hahahahahaha, I was in a meeting in the exposure department, and the supervisor just asked me if what he said was funny? 】

[The one upstairs, watch the live broadcast during a meeting, and I'll sue you with the supervisor in a short while, I'll sit behind you, and you look back at me. 】

"I don't dare to talk about these things as long as I live. The most explosive thing came. One night, after dinner, I went for a walk in a nearby park. As I was walking, I found a man and a woman in front of me who looked very much like me. Two colleagues, but it was dark at that time, I couldn’t see very clearly, so I quickened my pace and walked up, and found that they were really my colleagues, and I didn’t know what they were doing together, so I went to They went to poke their faces in front of him and asked: What are you two doing, but the two of you are kissing."

"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!"

"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!"

"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!"

Earth-shattering laughter erupted in the live broadcast room almost at the same time, followed by an explosive laugh from the live broadcast exposure building not far away a few seconds later, Nan Wangshu held his stomach and gave a thumbs up: "I really I can't take it anymore, my stomach hurts from laughing, director, this is you!"

[Did the couple not hit you? 】

[Hahahahaha, how did the director live to be so big after so many years! 】

[The principal's death must have been embarrassing! 】

[Hahahahahaha help, the director's experience can write a collection of embarrassing deaths! 】

[Isn't it embarrassing to see you and your colleagues in the company later? 】

"Why not embarrassing, both of them dare not look at me when they see me, and I dare not look at them, and our company prohibits office romances, and if they are found out, they will be fired. Inviting me to dinner is helping me to work overtime, I am a very righteous person, and in the end no one in the company knows about my resignation!"

【6. 】

[The principal is a good man! 】

[Even if I'm embarrassed to death, I don't do bad things!real man! 】

[What if the principal is a woman? 】

[That's the real big sister! 】

Nan Wangshu, who collapsed from laughter, got up from his chair, and raised his hand with tears in his eyes: "I declare that the director of Tumbling Garden is the king of embarrassing death tonight!"

At this moment, a bullet screen flashed into Nan Wangshu's sight:

[Even me and me are even more embarrassing! 】

[Even me and me are even more embarrassing! 】

[Even me and me are even more embarrassing! 】

[Even me and me are even more embarrassing! 】

Nan Wangshu: "This netizen called 'Mountain monkeys are the most popular' is very anxious to share her experience, then we will choose you for the third Lianmai!"

(End of this chapter)