After exile, I counterattacked with the farm space

Chapter 37

With Cheng Weiyao's reassurance, Wen Liyu calmed down, and the team started to move forward slowly again. When the commotion subsided, Wen Chengyun stopped thinking about finding out.

"Cheng Weiyao, does what you just said count? It's not just to appease me..."

Seeing the safe exile team, Wen Liyu couldn't help but moved to Cheng Weiyao's side and asked suspiciously.

During these days in exile, although Cheng Weiyao always jumped out to be the first bird, she was in fact the same as her brother, and she was calm about things. She often saw these two secretly stuffing silver jewelry for the officials.

"Am I going to trick you into a little girl? Look in the woods by the road, do you see those flowers?"

Cheng Weiyao burst out laughing, then pouted in the direction of Lin Zi.

Since she dared to promise, it was naturally not a verbal check, but the more the flowers went in, the easier it was to get them.

Wen Liyu looked at the woods on both sides of the road without knowing why. There were some thin white flowers growing on the ground, and their fur looked like dandelions.

"I don't accept an apology, not to mention the flowers are not pretty."

Wen Liyu looked disgusted, the imperial garden in the palace gathered all kinds of rare and precious flowers, and the scene of a hundred flowers blooming was just an ordinary scene in her opinion, and now this petty wild flower is naturally not attractive.

Cheng Weiyao took two steps towards Wen Liyu's side, and whispered in his ear: "What if I said that this flower can make people extremely itchy?"

At first glance, she also thought it was a dandelion, but the more she walked in, the more she was sure that it was an itchy smiling flower. If you want to make the officials and servants suffer a little bit quietly, this is the best way to revenge .

"My lord, can you take a break, people have three urgencies..."

An exiled high-ranking official approached Wang Gang and stuffed a little silver into Wang Gang's hand. He also knew that it was not easy to rest in the deep mountains and old forests, so he naturally came here with filial piety.

"I'll take the money, don't go too long to make it difficult for me."

Wang Gang secretly weighed the silver in his hand, nodded slightly, exile work is just that good, besides salary, this kind of filial piety is the most rewarding.

Following Wang Gang's yell, the exile team stopped in place, and Cheng Weiyao took Wen Liyu to start collecting Xiaoxiaohua in the forest.

"Take it lightly and try to pick a whole flower, if it is scattered, don't get it on your skin..."

Cheng Weiyao reminded carefully, but the movements of his subordinates were very gentle, the east wind of rest came just in time, if it was used on the road, one had to be careful not to hurt Chi Yu.

But now all the officials and servants have gathered into a pile, it's not a one-shot...

How did the officials know Cheng Weiyao's little plan, Chen Er and Li Kui were still smiling and sharing the happy moment of the women's family members with the officials, and the next second they only felt the breeze blowing, and something was wrong with their bodies.

"Why don't you talk about it? Which one is worse, you say it..."

The officials and servants were overjoyed when they saw the strange faces of these two people, they stopped and couldn't help urging them, half-speaking, isn't this tantalizing?

"Wait a minute, I feel a little itchy on my body..."

Chen Er frowned, stretched out his hand and scratched his neck and chin, it was fine just now, why did it suddenly itch.

"Haven't you showered for a long time? Look at me... no, I'm also a little itchy, hiss..."

Li Kui's laughter stopped short, and he began to reach out to scratch the itchy places on his body. Soon the officials turned into monkeys scratching their ears and cheeks, and Wen Liyu smiled happily.

"Little sister, it's alright, restrain yourself, Wang Gang is back."

Seeing that Wen Liyu wanted to blow another flower, Cheng Weiyao quickly held down her hand, threw the flower on the ground, and pretended nothing happened.

The leader, Wang Gang, is different from other yamen servants. His city mansion is obviously much deeper, and his insight is not weak.

"What's the matter? Everyone committed evil?"

Wang Gang frowned and approached. He just left to fill up the water, and when he came back, everyone was convulsed?

He subconsciously turned his attention to the team of exiles, but everyone really didn't know what happened. Facing Wang Gang's horrifying gaze, he had no choice but to stop smiling and lowered his head in bewilderment.

At this time, Cheng Weiyao had already brought Wen Liyu back to sit beside the imperial concubine, and when she noticed Wang Gang's gaze, Cheng Weiyao raised her eyes and raised her eyebrows slightly.

"Don't put the shit pot on my head."

Her lips moved slightly, Wang Gang understood it, and looked away with a dark face, he just felt that Cheng Weiyao had a lot of weird ideas, maybe it was this person who did it...

Cheng Weiyao shrugged. It was true that she didn't do it herself. She just made a move. The operation was basically done by Wen Liyu herself. Of course, it's cool to take revenge on this kind of thing...

"Stop scratching, it's going to bleed if you scratch it any more, just wash the itchy place with some water."

Wang Gang carefully looked at each itchy official post, and finally confirmed the culprit, but these small white flowers were all over the road, and the wind would disperse them.

He could only attribute these anomalies to the bad luck of the brothers, who sat in the windward position.

And Cheng Weiyao looked at the distressed officials and laughed in her heart, but soon she noticed the deceased's uncomfortable gaze, as if she was secretly monitoring this direction.

Her eyes fell on the woods. It was getting dark now, and the situation in the woods was not as clear as it was during the day.

"Brother, it's okay, take a pee against the wind, look at mine..."

After the cleansing, the officials recovered a little bit of energy and began to urinate by the side of the forest path. They said that the laughter was not over yet, only a roar and a scream came from them.

A black bear sprinted up the road in the forest, and slapped the official who had just spoken to death with a single slap.

When the claws were grabbed again, an official next to him was cut open and bleeding profusely. It seemed that the bear's temperament was quite violent.

Except for tigers, bears have almost no natural enemies in the wild. People are vulnerable to bears. Everyone panicked and ran for their lives, fearing that they would become the next prey.

Bears are not afraid of humans. Most wild animals do not regard animals that walk upright and use weapons as prey, and naturally they will not attack easily.

Cheng Weiyao guessed that the black bear was angered by the hot pissing of the official just now. After all, semi-underground soil holes or tree holes are the first choice for bears to live in...

"Chengming! Come to mother..."

The resting place became a hornet's nest, and Wen Chengming, who was holding the imperial concubine, was pushed away by the busy crowd, and fell to the ground. He subconsciously curled up to protect his head to avoid being trampled on.

(End of this chapter)