A piece of paper

Acknowledge the account and acknowledge the account.

It’s just that in this account, if there are too many expenses and too little profit all year round, which businessman wouldn’t feel uncomfortable?

I still remember that Chen Zuoniang’s marriage fell through and was in vain because of Cui Heng’s wife’s interference.
  Although Xian Jin has never met Cui Heng's mother, he has already imagined many classic images of evil mothers in countless movies and TV dramas - the stingy "If I eat less piece of meat, my son will eat more"; "That mother-in-law" I am pregnant with your child, and I am three inches shorter when I stand." The misogynistic spirit; "What!? Twenty-eight thousand yuan as a gift! You are the one who killed my old wife."
  What kind of spirit is this?
  Xiong Youyou held the hot tea in both hands and put it gently in front of her belly, "My mother-in-law came from a farmer's family and my father-in-law died early. She is a bit like your Chen family. The difference is that your old lady is generous and considerate."

Generous and appropriate?

Xian Jin:?
  It seems that I heard four words that have nothing to do with Mrs. Qu!

Xiong Youyou continued, "As for my mother-in-law, she has always held back her energy no matter what she does in her life - my mother-in-law compares to everything, my dowry, the pomp of the wedding, the excitement of returning home after three dynasties, He even got angry because my uncle didn't take a rest at home when I came home from three different times. He said, 'She is my niece in the next room after all. If she is really my girl, how could it be possible that my biological father is not here when I return to my parents' home?'"

Oh, this is a "chicken essence".

Chicken heaven, chicken earth, chicken you, chicken, me, chicken, all objects with a diameter of five meters within the existence range of chicken.

Xiong Youyou's expression was as usual, gentle and gentle, with no trace of happiness or anger. There was a familiar smile on her lips, "Since I came back from the Three Dynasties, I have been sighing in front of me every day. I only said that I regretted it, and that my left mother had married well." How wonderful, now that I have my second son, the mountain of tea at home is like overcooked rice and is about to overflow."

Xian Jin:?
  What an unreasonable lunatic.

Chen Zuoniang is rich now because her husband's family is rich and she married well.

Why is it good to marry?
  Isn't this because you don't want others?
  Can this also be a reason for PUA’s current daughter-in-law? !

Xian Jin's facial features were wrinkled throughout the whole process: These parents are too far away from her. It's not that these things are trivial. After all, everyone's track is different. People regard raising husbands and raising children as a career. It's impossible to do it. It's like she became famous early - seven aunts and eight aunts are too much trouble for her brain. She would rather fight five hundred rounds with the Bai family than fight with Dian Po.

The golden and twisted facial features amused Xiong Youyou.

Xiong Youyou reached out and slapped the back of Xian Jin's hand, saying softly, "Don't do this, you won't meet me again."

Xianjin said softly, "I feel uncomfortable listening to you."

Mother-in-law is the person a married woman spends the longest time with, day and night. Some difficult mother-in-laws will even ask their daughter-in-law to sleep with them, carry water and urinate, and treat them like a strong, free labor force.

Like Cui Heng's mother, who has so much negative energy that she questions you and denies your life plan every day, it's really hard to live without a meal, and you want to die all the time.

What's more, some mothers-in-law are born like this, but they go the extra mile to abuse their wives. Typically, they eat their own shit and have to let others eat it.

This is not over yet.

Xiong Youyou continued, "Previously, those inexplicable scripts and opera excerpts were all the rage. My mother-in-law even felt that my support was unstable and my upbringing was not correct. My words were hidden behind the scenes. She also said that my uncle did not care about the character of a scholar. She also said that I would give you my handkerchief. You are so despicable and obscene that you actually want to send me to Zhuangzi. Let’s wait until this storm is over.”

Vulgar and obscene?

The golden facial features stretched out: Cuizui, smash her fruit for me!

This is overkill.

Forget about PUA, you still diss in all directions, even your innocent best friend! ?

"Other than these, there is no big problem." Xiong Youyou seemed to remember something, "There is another point. She has been trying to control my dowry. It seems that she wants to reach out to the two villages that my aunt gave me as a dowry. She thinks that The head of the village who came to the village was too leisurely, and kept saying that others were just for bread."

Xiong Youyou showed a wry smile, "Those village heads have always been used. The Xiong family has been using them for more than ten years, but she just pointed them in the nose and scolded them for being lazy."

Xian Jin understood clearly that Cui Heng was just a villain, competitive, short-sighted, mean-mouthed, and concerned about face, but he just didn't have much ability.

This kind of person eats soft things but not hard things.

However, Xiong Youyou looks gentle and submissive, but is very assertive and persistent. It is probably impossible for her to bend down and flatter him - if she was willing to flatter him, she would not have married Cui Heng in the hope of living a comfortable life. ah.

"Where's Mr. Cui?" Xianjin asked, smiling, "Did he escape to the earth? Or fly to the sky? His mother is a monster. He doesn't live here. Doesn't he know?"

The most annoying invisible man!

Xiong Youyou raised her hand and took another sip of tea soup, "He knows best about his mother's virtues. He said that one hour can be effective for two or three days. After the time limit, he will return to his old ways."

A dog cannot change from eating shit, and a human cannot change from being a bitch. This is the truth of heaven and earth.

"This time his mother wanted to send me to Zhuangzi. He got angry. He threw away the Qipin County magistrate's black gauze hat, turned around and went back to the wing to write a letter of seal and leave, and allocated all the sacrificial fields and house property in his name. He said he couldn't live with me and let me go home. I will never marry him again for the rest of my life - it scared his mother so much that she trembled." Xiong Youyou's expression was always calm, as if he was telling someone else's story. Xianjin was more concerned about money, "What about Zhuangzi's matter? She tried to interfere, so let's forget it?"

Xiong Youyou arched her eyebrows and smiled, "I gave her the management rights of the two Zhuangzi. She is responsible for the profits and losses. If she makes a profit, she is willing to hand it over to the Cui family or keep it in her hands. It's just the same. If she loses Now, don’t come looking for me, just take the responsibility yourself.”

It is difficult for a Zhuangzi that has been operating for many years to lose money, right? unless--

"Since she took over, the head of the village has moved the account books of three rooms and handed them to her. He also took dozens of keys and two or three small wall cabinets. Now he seems to have lost sixty yuan in three months. Seven taels, right?" Xiong Youyou's eyebrows widened, "My servants can't do it, how can they make a profit? Naturally, if you do more, you'll lose, if you do less, you'll lose, and if you don't, you won't lose."

"In the end, Cui Heng made up for the money. He even gave me another thirty-three taels to buy pearl hairpins, so I rounded up the whole thing."

"After that, my mother-in-law didn't want to hand over the housekeeping rights to me, so I just let her do what I wanted to eat and buy. I just informed her. A few days ago, she was still crying in front of Cui Heng, 'If I want to eat chicken, We have to eat eggs again, and we have to eat the chicken coop until we have no children or grandchildren. Half a year after she got married, our monthly household income has suddenly increased by several taels of silver!'"

Xianjin laughed, "What do you say, Mr. Cui?"

"Cui Heng only said, 'The official duties are already heavy, how much can three melons and two dates cost? It would be really embarrassing for a serious county magistrate to lecture his wife over a chicken.' If his mother cried again, Cui Heng would I got annoyed and said, 'If you can't take care of the household, let your mother take care of it!' - His mother didn't dare to say anything anymore."

Xiong Youyou smiled and said, "Later, his mother wanted to deal with me even more and proposed to give Cui Heng a concubine. I said yes, buying a concubine costs five taels of silver, which is at least one tael of silver a month, and she also needs a little girl, right? Do you have to find a new room to live in? Do you have to take care of three meals a day, two o'clock and one soup? After a calculation, my mother saw that she would have to spend at least ten taels of silver as a base, and her face turned green with anger. "

"Then I wanted to give the personal girl to Cui Heng, and proudly told me that I didn't need to buy the personal girl, and there was no need to increase the monthly payment. It was a good deal. I sent it to Cui Heng that night." Xiong Youyou said. The speed is slow and the rhythm is ups and downs, just like telling other people's stories.

Fat Huahua forgot to eat the cakes when she heard that, and kept asking, "What next? What next?"

Xian Jin frowned and said, "This is an adult's business. Let the older children eat what you have."

Xianjin reached out and calmly covered Fat Huahua's ears, raised his chin, and signaled Xiong Youyou to continue: Go ahead, I'm ready to hear pornographic stories.

Xiong Youyou smiled and said, "In less than a quarter of an hour, the person came back."

Such a short time?
  Xianjin wanted to blurt out.

Fat Huahua couldn't listen, and eagerly looked at Xian Jin's mouth, trying to learn lip reading in an instant.

For the sake of the children, Xianjin held it in tight.

Xiong Youyou put the hot tea on the table, "My mother-in-law, in order to save money, bought the cheapest girl in the house. With two ears, two eyes, and a nose, it was Amitabha Buddha. She sent it over That girl is so dark that she can become invisible and fight ghosts at night, but Cui Heng is not filial enough."

"That girl didn't want to have sex at first. She clapped and sang all the way back. She was as happy as if she was celebrating the New Year. After this, my mother-in-law definitely didn't want her anymore. I saw that she was festive and happy, so I simply gave her to her. Just keep it by my side."

"As a result, my mother-in-law saw her every day, and the more she saw her, the more upset she became. In recent days, there have been fewer opportunities to find fault with me."

"I even changed this girl's name specially." Xiong Youyou said softly.

Xian Jin Peng asked, "What's your name?"

"Zhongkui." Xiong Youyou said seriously, "The door god wards off evildoers."

Xian Jin couldn't help laughing.

Xiong Youyou's strategy is, you can do whatever you want. As long as you don't provoke me, I won't stop you. Except for the real money and silver in the dowry and the land deed, if you just want the moon in the sky, she will Send someone to ask Chang'e if she can sell it?
  She took the money and asked, so you no longer have the position to criticize!

If Chang'e doesn't sell it, you have to find Chang'e. If you hit Chang'e, you can't hit her again!

The main theme is a character who is mindlessly indulgent and overindulges, and the son of the mistress will naturally step in to correct the chaos and restrain it with all his strength.

Xian Jin smiled and said, "Aren't you angry if the Cui family is annoying?"

Xiong Youyou shook her head gently, "Don't be angry. I have never had any expectations for Cui Heng. How can I fail if I don't have any expectations?"

Xiong Youyou saw clearly and spoke calmly, "The word love is both a chain and a bond. How many men can respect and love my aunt like my uncle now? It is not easy to be a woman, but the easiest thing is Being dominated by love, I suddenly look back a hundred years later and sigh, if I just live my life seriously and put away the overflowing emotions, I can't imagine how happy it will be!"

Xian Jin was stunned for a moment, then nodded in agreement after a while.

I didn’t want to get married in the first place, but when I heard what Xiong Youyou said, I was really scared to death by the shopkeeper He who was unmarried and had no children - and even more so, he felt that there was no hope for marriage!
  Qiao Baoyuan, who was far away in the capital, sneezed twice in a row and touched his nose in confusion.

(End of this chapter)