After the body double failed, he became a fan of the world of comprehension

Chapter 170 Part 3: Diary of a Doll
【Xie Guiyi's Diary】

My name is Xie Guiyi, and my mother said that my name was taken out by my father who tossed and turned insomnia at night and lost eight hairs.

Later I found out that my father just slept too much during the day and suffered from insomnia at night.

I have known since childhood that I am different from ordinary people. I have a pair of cat ears, a pair of pure black cat ears.

Same as Daddy's.

But Daddy also has a black tail, which he conjures up when he annoys Mother, I've seen it.

I don't have a tail, and I don't see it in any direction.

I once asked my father why I don't have a tail, and my father told me that if you work hard, you will have it.

But I tried my best and tried my best, but in the end I only let out a series of farts, which made Grandpa Yun Xing stupid.

Daddy is a liar.

My uncle said that my tail was hidden by my father, no matter how much I asked him for it, he would not give it to me, and made me cry.

My crying sound attracted my mother, and my father was beaten by my mother.

Deserve it.

whee.

Both father and mother were born beautiful. Grandpa Yunxing said that I have inherited all the advantages of my parents, and I am the most beautiful girl in the Moon Sect.

I was happy for a long time.

It was only later that I found out that I was the only doll in Moonwatching School.

Grandpa Yunxing is also a liar.

My mother is beautiful, and there are countless uncles scrambling to buy me food outside, saying that they want to be my stepfather. I don't understand what a stepfather is, so I can only ask my own father.

My dear father kissed my head, praised me for being good, and then asked me to find a pit to play by myself.

After that, no uncle came to see me again, and there was no free food.

According to Uncle Chu, those uncles were packed and thrown into the kiln by their father.

What is a kiln?

I do not understand.

My parents are both sword cultivators, but I am allergic to swords, and my hair explodes whenever I touch a sword. Grandpa Yun Xing has nothing to do with me, and his head is almost graying with worry, yelling about genetic mutations, wishing he could hang himself in front of his parents' door .

I don't like swords, even my mother's moon kite can't get close to me, but I have a soft spot for Uncle Chu's shiny stoves.

Uncle Chu smiled and said that he would accept me as a disciple after he recovered, and he said that he would teach me all his hard work.

I don't want to learn, I just want those sparkling stones on the stove.

Seeing that I had no intention of studying, Uncle Chu's eyes turned red with anger, and he said that he had no successors.

Aunt Su Su was afraid that Uncle Chu would attack me due to mental disorder, so she hurriedly took me away.

I hid in Aunt Susu's room and found a good thing.

Word book.

I don't know all the characters, so I can only guess while reading. Although reading is difficult, I still fall into the pit uncontrollably.

He often lights up lamps at night and hides in his room to read story books.

The plot of the story is ups and downs, she runs away, he chases, she can't fly.

The man in the story book blocked the woman's way, his handsome face as sharp as a knife looked at the woman coldly, and asked that sentence: Do you want to die?

The sound is ringing in my ears, I don't understand why this book makes its own sound?

It was only later that I found out that a hundred paces away, my black-faced father was standing.

Dad got up early in the morning, and when he came back from the hut, he saw my room was brightly lit and arrested me.

I hate, I hate daddy who drinks a lot of water before going to bed.

Frequent urination.

I stayed up late to read the scripts, and my father told my mother in the morning, and my mother punished me not to sleep all night, and I must read the pile of scripts in front of me.

I don't believe in evil. After all, both parents have to sleep. Who can stare at me all night?
As it turns out, I was wrong again.

Father and mother alternated day and night, and they changed shifts midway. The two of them staggered the time difference, and they insisted on guarding me all night!
Whenever I fainted from sleepiness, my parents would pat me to wake me up and tell me to read the script.

My uncles and aunts felt sorry for me, and came to plead for mercy, but my father threw them all out. My father also threatened that if anyone could read half of the book for me, the couple would never embarrass their young daughter again.

...I never knew humans could run so fast.

That night, I knew a lot of words.

It was also that night that I started talking about my allergies.

Summer is hot, my uncle took me to the back mountain to pick wild fruits, he remembered that I like sweet and sour things.

Uncle patted his chest and told me that he knew where the biggest and sweetest fruit on the mountain grew.

I believed it and went with him.

But I didn't expect that little uncle is also a liar!

He took me around many turns, but I didn't pick any fruit, but a lot of mushrooms.

In order to atone for my sin, my uncle sat on the ground and wanted to cook mushrooms for me to eat.

The fungus was not ripe, so I fell, and so did my uncle.

Dad came to the mountain to look for me, and only then did he find the little uncle who was holding a big tree and chewing on it, and me who was going to perform standing peeing.

Later, I was beaten by my mother, and my butt was so painful that I dared not sit down.

My mother also asked me to write a self-criticism, how I felt after climbing a mountain, how I felt after being poisoned, and how I felt after being beaten...

Hate uncle.

Uncle Song felt sorry for me, so he secretly made me a two-line pen at a time, writing a review was extremely fast!

I also found my favorite in Mochizuki!

But we two, uncle and nephew, did not calculate that my mother would personally check my self-criticism.

Look up word by word.

Five of the ten lines in my review are the same.

I was arrested, and Uncle Song was exposed. The two of us faced the wall and thought about it all night.

A spider landed on me, and I suddenly realized that I didn't like Uncle Song that much either.

I always thought that Aunt Mingyue was the gentlest person in the whole family. Later, when I saw her draw a talisman with my own eyes, she swore her tongue and cursed.

Swear at people from head to toe, the words are so dirty that they have to be silenced.

Can scare the doll to death!

Then, I was also allergic to talisman paper.

In such a huge sect, I can't find anything I like.

Dad gave up and was always ready to have a small account with mother.

My mother was not willing to give up on me, so she asked the master to do divination for me, and figured out what I was suitable for learning.

Look,

My mother chose between teaching and encouraging.

The head was sitting on the side, holding a gossip tray in his hand, muttering something I couldn't understand.

I looked at the gossip compass in the master's hand, and my heart beat violently.

At this moment, I seem to know what I want to learn.

Another spring, I sat under a tree drinking the fruit tea made by my mother, holding the jade plate given to me by the master.

There was another flurry of chaos in the sect. The cause was that the little uncle misused Aunt Mingyue's lightning-inducing talisman, and the thunderbolt hit Uncle Chu's roof. The roof collapsed and smashed his alchemy furnace.

In a fit of anger, Uncle Chu threw an old stove at the little uncle. The little uncle flew away, but the father behind him didn't have time to dodge.

He was hit right on the head, and there was a big lump on his forehead.

The beating was severe in the courtyard, and I sat alone drinking fruit tea, lamenting life.

I have known since I was a child that there are no normal people in the cultivation world, at least there are no normal people in the Moon Sect that raised me.

Today is another beautiful day.

--Finish--

(End of this chapter)