After resigning, I want to go back to the village to grow sweet potatoes

"Laughing to death, laughing to death!"

Holding the phone in his hand, Fang Cheng was so happy that he couldn't straighten up.

Gao Yiming, who was sitting cross-legged on the Arhat's bed, cast a contemptuous glance at Fang Cheng, and continued to practice his skills on his own.

Since Qingshuiwan came back from fleeing for their lives, Gao Yiming and Fang Chengmao stayed in the tea room opened by the two of them during the National Day holiday and did not go out for half a step.

On the one hand, the two people have not fully recovered from the panic, and the most important thing is that both of them have scars on their bodies, so how can the two pious people allow themselves to go out with purple potion on their faces and a Band-Aid on their faces?

"Hahaha, I really want to laugh my big teeth off, this visit to Qingshuiwan will have to be finished!"

Fang Cheng couldn't stop laughing.

Gao Yiming ignored Fang Cheng.

From Gao Yiming's point of view, he and Fang Cheng came together entirely out of self-interest.If it wasn't for Fang Cheng who was also a victim of the sweet potato stalk, Zhuang Yan, and now that he was alone, he wouldn't bother to hang out with a young man like Fang Cheng. Not to mention his own price drop, it would have ruined his great affairs to some extent.

"Ignorant, too ignorant, abandoning the old heroine, and the old heroine became an Internet celebrity, you sweet potato stalker!"

Facing the phone, Fang Cheng turned from laughing to cursing.

Gao Yiming took a deep breath, shook his head, sighed how ignorant Fang Cheng himself was and scolded others for being ignorant.

Not long ago, if it wasn't for Fang Cheng's ignorance, Gao Yiming wouldn't have made such ignorant jokes with him.

Applying manure to crops is obviously a sign of greenness and pollution-free. How could I, Gao Yiming, be so ignorant that under the instigation of Fang Cheng, he said that manure oppressed the crops, and wanted to fight for the crops. Don't make a fool of yourself, but also made a publicity for them for free.

From now on, no matter what, you have to be calm, think twice, strike with precision, and give him a sword to seal his throat.

"Opportunity, an absolute good opportunity! This time, no matter what, let him turn sweet potato stalks into sweet potato mash! Hehe, let's see how you lie down and die! Let me first give a like and forward it to Moments!"

Fang Cheng was talking to himself, poking the phone screen frantically with his fingers.

Gao Yiming closed his eyes tightly and let Fang Cheng entertain himself there, treating him like his own child or a pet dog.

"Haha, my young master's circle of friends is still broad and appealing. With just one click, there are over a hundred likes and reposts. Yes, I have to repost it to the official account of our Qingming Pavilion tea room. Charming."

"Fang Cheng, what are you forwarding?"

Gao Yiming didn't want to pay attention to Fang Cheng, but Fang Cheng said that if he wanted to forward it to the official account of Qingming Pavilion tea room, he had to pay attention to it, and he had to be locked up, and he couldn't be allowed to do anything.

Gao Yiming doesn't care about Fang Cheng's own circle of friends, and I don't want to care about it, but Gao Yiming must take care of the official account of Qingming Pavilion Tea Room, and I will never allow the crops under the oppression of manure to appear again.

"Brother Yiming, good news, good news!"

"What good thing? You and I are so memorized now, what good thing can we do?"

"Brother Yiming, do you still remember that sweet potato stems used to date a girl from the mountains?"

"I've heard of it, but I haven't seen it, and I'm not interested. Fang Cheng, do you want to eat that girl from the mountain too?"

"Brother Yiming, if you see her, you will definitely feel itchy. Look, how is it? Pure? Want to have a bite?"

Fang Cheng handed his mobile phone to Gao Yiming.

Gao Yiming slightly opened his small mouse eyes, which had been closed when he was talking to Fang Cheng just now.

"Huh? Her? Is she the old heroine of Sweet Potato Terrier?"

"Brother Yiming, have you opened your eyes? I'm afraid it's rare to see such a pure girl? Once I met her at the office door, I couldn't help but want to touch her."

"Understand, understand, Fang Cheng, is there such a pure girl in the world today? Look, how clear her eyes are! How beautiful her face is! How noble her temperament is!"

"Brother Yiming, you are indeed a top student in a prestigious university. A few adjectives can sum her up so perfectly. I feel itchy in my heart, but I just can't express the specific feeling."

"Fang Cheng, you said just now that she is the old heroine of Sweet Potato Stem?"

"It's absolutely true, Brother Yiming, our insider intelligence in Qingshuiwan is absolutely correct."

"Fang Cheng, does this sweet potato stalk mean that you have eaten too many sweet potatoes and your mind is full of sweet potatoes? How can you throw away such a superb and exquisite beauty?"

"Brother Yiming, this is easy to understand. If you eat too many sweet potatoes, you always want to eat big meat."

"Fang Cheng, do you mean that sweet potato stems can't see her goodness?"

"Brother Yiming, the so-called being in the blessings does not know the blessings, how can he know that Sister Sweet Potato is good?"

"It makes sense, it makes sense! Fang Cheng, although this sweet potato sister is a peerless beauty, in his sweet potato stem's eyes, she is just sweet potato sister, and he really turns a blind eye."

"Brother Yiming, do you know who the new heroine of the sweet potato stem is? You'll laugh out loud!"

"Who? Fang Cheng, tell me directly, don't play tricks in front of me."

"Brother Yiming, the new heroine of this sweet potato stem is Yu Hui. Yu Hui, do you know? Hahaha..."

"Hahaha, Yu Hui? Yu Hui has become the new heroine of Sweet Potato Generator? This really makes me laugh out loud."

"Brother Yiming, you and I have the most research on women, and the most authoritative evaluation of good and bad. You said, he abandoned such a good sweet potato sister and went to pick up such a bad Yu Hui, pretending in his mind Is it all sweet potato mash?"

"Fang Cheng, do you still have to ask this question? Sweet potato stems must throw away a piece of rough jade to pick up a rotten cabbage leaf. What's in his mind must be mashed sweet potato."

"Brother Yiming, isn't this our chance? Is it our chance to turn sweet potato stems into sweet potato mash?"

"Fang Cheng, I think this sweet potato sister is upright. We are not so easy to get started. To put it bluntly, there is no chance to get started at all."

"Brother Yiming, I know this better than you. I have studied women thoroughly. Just by looking at their faces, I can tell who can get it and who can't. It's impossible for us to get someone like Sister Sweet Potato, no matter how hard you are. If it's still hard, she will fight to the death."

"Fang Cheng, that's all right. What chance are you talking about?"

"Brother Yiming, what I mean is that we can use Sister Sweet Potato to defeat Sweet Potato Generator, that is, an eye for an eye."

"Fang Cheng, are you going to stage a harem drama in Sweet Potato Geng's base camp through Sister Sweet Potato and Yu Hui?"

"Brother Yiming, who knows me, we firmly accept those who are abandoned by sweet potato stems, and we firmly support those who are opposed by sweet potato stems!"

"Fang Cheng, tell me about your specific plan. We must succeed this time and turn that ignorant sweet potato stem into mashed sweet potato."

"Brother Yiming, this sweet potato sister's name is Lin Xi. She used to be a teacher at Shuizhou Xingxing Kindergarten. She followed Sweet Potato Geng to resign and went back to the village to grow sweet potatoes. college students and internet celebrities.”

"Linxi? Linxi! Fang Cheng, listen to the gurgling stream in the woods, how poetic, how ticklish!"

"Brother Yiming, you really live up to your name, but it's a pity that we won't be able to get her in this life."

"Fang Cheng, didn't you say that just now? We are not blessed to have a beauty like her, but we must use her to turn sweet potato stems into sweet potato mash, and then I will be satisfied!"

"Brother Yiming, you are right, we will go all out to make her famous, and make the sweet potato stalk alive into sweet potato mash."

"Fang Cheng, it's not about being popular. Lin Xi, her sweet potato sister, is already an Internet celebrity, so there's no need to praise her anymore. We want her to take off and fly high."

"Brother Yiming, what do you mean?"

"Fang Cheng, we want to use our relationship to help Lin Xi become a sweet potato sister who rides the wind and waves!"