After resigning, I want to go back to the village to grow sweet potatoes

Chapter 272 Jokes
Fang Cheng and Gao Yiming entertained themselves in the tea room of Qingming Pavilion in Shuizhou to deal with the solemn cake. Fang Cheng suddenly had a brain hole, and excitedly told Gao Yiming that he had found a way to bring Qingshuiwan and solemnity to death. Weapons, which made Gao Yiming a little excited.

Gao Yiming sat cross-legged on the Arhat's bed again, but the place was changed, he was on this side of the Arhat's bed, and Fang Cheng was on the other side of the Arhat's bed.

"Fang Cheng, can you stop being self-indulgent and tell me what kind of weapon is so powerful?"

"Brother Yiming, my weapon is actually very simple, it is the circle of friends."

"Circle of friends? Fang Cheng, what are you talking about? Can circle of friends become a weapon against sweet potato stems?"

"Brother Yiming, from now on we will use the Qingming Pavilion as a front and use the circle of friends as a weapon to attack him with sweet potato stems!"

"Using the Qingming Pavilion as a position, using the circle of friends as a weapon, to launch an attack on his sweet potato stem? Fang Cheng, there are two tricks, why didn't I think of this?"

"Hey, brother Yiming, if you don't make a song, you will become a blockbuster, and I will succeed at the beginning. As long as I want to do everything, I will definitely come up with a good way and be successful."

"Well, as long as you are such a person, it will be fine. Tell me, what specific good method can you come up with?"

"Brother Yiming, don't we have an official account in Qingming Pavilion? We publish articles and videos on the official account that expose the problems of Qingshui Bay, and then forward them to Moments, and promise to turn his sweet potato stems into sweet potato mash."

"Fang Cheng, this operation is simple, and I know how to do it. The key is where did the articles and videos exposing Qingshuiwan come from?"

"Brother Yiming, have you forgotten that you and I have both served as the second in command of the Rong Media Center? Your pen is not number one in Shuizhou, so two, three, two, four will always be fine, right?"

"Fang Cheng, you still don't understand what I said. I mean, how do we know what problems exist in Qingshui Bay? We can't catch wind and talk nonsense, right? Now that the laws in this area have been perfected, we might fall into it ourselves. "

"Yes, brother Yiming, I have the same point of view as you, and you must strictly abide by the law in everything you do."

"Fang Cheng, how do you expose the problems in Clear Water Bay? You and I dare not go to Clear Water Bay, how do we know what problems they have?"

"Brother Yiming, how can someone with such a high IQ like you say such imbecile words? You and I dare not go to Qingshuiwan. Naturally, someone dares to go, and of course someone will provide us with information. Money can turn ghosts around , as long as you are willing to pay, everyone in Qingshui Bay will become our intelligence agents and quick shooters."

"Fang Cheng, I'm not the only one who pays for it, and it's not my job to spoil that sweet potato stem."

"Okok, Brother Yiming, don't worry, the money is AA, and the benefits are also AA."

"Fang Cheng, do you already have a suitable candidate?"

"Brother Yiming, I may not be as good as you in other things, but I am definitely better than you in judging people. As long as I take a look at a woman, I can immediately see if I can make a move..."

"Stop, stop, stop. Fang Cheng, I'm not in the mood to talk to you about women today, so just say, have you found someone? Who are you looking for?"

"Brother Yiming, why are you in a hurry? You can't eat hot tofu in a hurry, and you can't find a good woman in a hurry. Didn't I say that there are still some buddies of mine in the Rong Media Center? Although they are all stupid and sweet, it is still better to spy on us OK."

"Fang Cheng, you say others are stupid, but I think you are. They are not from Qingshuiwan, what information can they spy on for you?"

"Brother Yiming, you are a bit superior in this, right? The first-hand information has been obtained, please take a look!"

Fang Cheng handed the new mobile phone he just bought to Gao Yiming. It turned out that the mobile phone was destroyed under Hei Jingang's elephant leg.

Gao Yiming glanced at Fang Cheng's mobile phone, curled his lips and said, "Tch, what can I see in this kind of silly Moments?"

Fang Cheng raised his hands a little higher, his greasy face crossed the small tea table and approached Gao Yiming, and said solemnly: "Look carefully, what are those barefoot guys in Qingshui Bay on the picture doing?"

Seeing that Fang Cheng looked very serious, Gao Yiming took the phone and looked at it while asking Fang Cheng, "Are they fertilizing?"

"Yes, did you see the name coming?" Fang Cheng asked Gao Yiming back.

"What's the name of this fertilization? You can't be full, are you?" Gao Yiming let out his nostrils and returned the phone to Fang Cheng.

"Look carefully, look carefully." Fang Cheng handed the phone to Gao Yiming.

"I don't have your spare time, so I have to figure out how to turn sweet potato stalks into sweet potato mash in a short time!" Gao Yiming didn't pick up Fang Cheng's phone, and closed his eyes to practice Qi again.

"Brother Yiming, these pictures can instantly turn sweet potato stalks into sweet potato puree." Fang Cheng held the phone in front of Gao Yiming without moving.

"These pictures can turn sweet potato stalks into sweet potato mash? What are you kidding?" Gao Yiming was dubious, but still opened his eyes and looked down at Fang Cheng's phone.

"Brother Yiming, do you see what those barefoot guys are fertilizing? Big dung, animal poop!" Fang Cheng's mobile phone was further raised in front of Gao Yiming.

"Big feces? Animal poop? Is it possible?" Gao Yiming grabbed Fang Cheng's phone and looked through it carefully.

"Brother Yiming, didn't he advertise that all the crops in Qingshuiwan are green and pollution-free? Can the crops grown from this manure be green and pollution-free?" Fang Cheng saw Gao Yiming's interest, and his own excitement Stronger.

"That's right, they pollute not only the crops, but also the land and the air. You can report them to the environmental protection department." Gao Yiming was overjoyed.

"Brother Yiming, isn't this information priceless?" Fang Cheng was triumphant.

"It's priceless, it's priceless, it's absolutely priceless!" Gao Yiming nodded repeatedly.

"Then shall we do it next? Make him a sweet potato stalk and a puddle of sweet potato mash!" Fang Cheng looked as if success was in sight.

"Do it, you must do it! In this way, you organize those pictures again and make a nine-square grid. I will take the title and write the copy, post it on the official account immediately, and then forward it collectively in the group and circle of friends." Gao Yiming returned Fang Cheng's phone Here he is, taking out his cell phone.

"Brother Yiming, I'm just getting started, right?" Fang Cheng held the phone in his hand and got carried away.

"Fang Cheng at the beginning, Fang Cheng at the beginning, I will toast you tonight. Fang Cheng, the title reads: Qingshuiwan crops under the oppression of dung..." Gao Yiming was even more excited than Fang Cheng.

"Wonderful, wonderful, wonderful, when the crops under the oppression of the dung stand up and protest, the sweet potato stalks are guaranteed to turn into mashed sweet potatoes!" Fang Cheng jumped up and down on the arhat bed several times happily.

After some clever manipulation, Fang Cheng arranged the nine-square grid with Gao Yiming's written words, "Crops in Qingshuiwan under the pressure of big dung..." It was immediately planted on the circle of friends of countless netizens through the official account of Qingming Pavilion.

As soon as Xia Liang saw his colleague's circle of friends, he hurriedly forwarded it to Zhuang Yan and called his cell phone.

Unexpectedly, Zhuang Yan accompanies their Shitouer to Qingshuitan in Dongshan, where there is no signal.

Xia Liang had no choice but to come to Lin Xi.

"What's the use of you looking for me?"

Lin Xi and Yu Qinggang were about to leave the stone house.

"Although you and the commander-in-chief are at odds, besides the commander-in-chief, you are the only person in Qingshuiwan who can deal with the crisis. Besides, Uncle Desheng is your father, and he is still the head of the village. I must come to you. Leader Yu ,dont you agree?"

Seeing that Lin Xi treated him coldly, Xia Liang had to ask Yu Qing for help.

"Tell me what happened first?"

Yu Qing asked Xia Liang.

"Leader Yu, look..."

Xia Liang handed the phone to Yu Qing.

"Lin Xi, take a look."

Yu Qing glanced at it and handed the phone to Lin Xi
"Hahaha, isn't this a big joke?"

Lin Xi laughed out loud.

(End of this chapter)