After resigning, I want to go back to the village to grow sweet potatoes

"Superman? Isn't Superman me, Meng Dayun?"

"Dayun, you are a superman with superior IQ, and I am a superman who transcends gender. Be obedient, you and Xiao Liangzi go back to sleep first."

Solemnly led his female companions up the high hill.

"Marshal Zhuang Yan, stop for me!"

Xia Liang angrily chased after him.

"Little Liangzi, did Qiaoyan call you on the phone and scold you?"

Solemnly stopped and asked Xia Liang.

"Qiaoyan scolded me for being a bloody sprinkler, what do you mean?"

"Beating is kissing and scolding is love. Don't you even understand this? Say, how did Qiaoyan scold you?"

"Why did she scold me for going to her house without authorization? Why did she call her parents parents as soon as she opened her mouth?"

"Then how do you explain that?"

"Qiaoyan didn't give me a chance to explain. She scolded me and hung up the phone."

"You won't call again?"

"I called, but she didn't answer."

"If she doesn't pick you up, she finds me to vent her anger? Thanks to me, I came up with such a good way for you to get the best of both worlds."

"Marshal, I don't want my wages for working for you today, and I don't want to grab the red envelopes. Help me figure out a way, how can I get Qiaoyan to answer my call?"

"Xiao Liangzi, are you still ashamed to ask me about the wages and red envelopes? Wang Laowen said that he provided Aunt Yuan's record, and you even made up a lie that the colleagues from the radio station helped you find it for a long time."

"Marshal, that Aunt Yuan's classic CD was indeed provided by Wang Laowen, but I borrowed the others from the radio station's database. If you don't believe me, you can call and ask."

"It's rare for you to work hard all afternoon, so let me tell you how to make Qiaoyan happy."

"Say it quickly."

"You immediately sent messages to Qiaoyan non-stop, and VX and QQ kept sending her messages."

"What content are you posting?"

"Just the three words 'I love you', keep sending them until Qiaoyan cares about you."

"Okay, thank you, handsome."

Xia Liang happily returned to his place of residence with his mobile phone in hand.

"Hey, you are just pretending, you country idiot? This way of chasing girls is not a love expert or at least a love master. I admire it, I really admire it!" Huang Fan teased Zhuang Yan in a tone-deaf way.

"Hey, book knowledge, book knowledge, it's just talk on paper, it's just talk on paper, no actual combat experience, just laugh at it." Zhuang Yan pretended to be modest.

"On paper, it's so silly. If it's real combat, it's okay? Alas, how many pure and beautiful girls will suffer!" Yu Hui also taunted Zhuang Yan sourly.

"You two, don't be so sarcastic. I wouldn't dare to fire at you two beauties if I wanted to fight."

"why?"

"Despise us?"

"Because you two are a big gunpowder keg, if I start a fire, can't I die with you? I still want to live my single life in a chic way, and I don't want to get burned and play with fire and burn myself."

"Solemn, are you scolding us?"

"Marshal Zhuang, attack!"

"My mother, the powder keg is about to explode!"

Zhuang Yan ran forward desperately, Huang Fan and Yu Hui chased after him closely, Lin Xi, Zhao Xuan and Xiao Yuan chased behind while laughing.

"Ouch!"

When Zhuang Yan ran up the high ridge and was almost in front of the big rock, he stumbled and fell like a dog eating shit.

"Haha, where are you going now?"

"Run faster than a rabbit, I'm exhausted!"

Huang Fan and Yu Hui didn't care whether Zhuang Yan was in pain from the fall, and sat down on his back.

"Two beauties, please treat the prisoners preferentially."

Solemnly lay on the ground begging for mercy.

"Say, are we a powder keg?"

"Do you want to die with us?"

"You two beauties, you misunderstood me. I said that you are beautiful powder kegs. Which man would not want to die with such a beautiful powder keg like you?"

"rhetoric."

"Wag your lips and tongue."

"The two beauties, the villain said every word from the heart. If you don't believe me, you can open my chest and dissect me to prove my love."

"Okay, you said it yourself, I'll open your chest!"

"I'll disembowel you!"

Huang Fan and Yu Hui couldn't help but take off their solemn undershirts.

"Help, someone wants to moleste!"

Solemn shouted anxiously.

"Shout what?"

"I let you shout!"

Huang Fan rode on Zhuang Yan, holding him firmly, and Yu Hui stuffed clothes into Zhuang Yan's mouth.

"Yu Hui, quickly take out your lipstick."

"Okay, here!"

Yu Hui took out a lipstick from her bag and handed it to Huang Fan. Huang Fan first smeared it on Zhuang Yan's face for a while, and then drew a big rooster on his chest.

"Yu Hui, you record the video and I take the picture."

"Okay, take a few more pictures."

After Huang Fan and Yu Hui were busy for a while, they relaxed their solemnity.

"Brother, you..."

"a ha ha ha……"

Lin Xi, Zhao Xuan, and Xiao Yuan couldn't help laughing when they saw Zhuang Yan's appearance.

"Solemn, didn't you think of it? You also have such times."

"One thing falls one thing, can Grand Marshal Zhuang meet Fairy Zixia and Princess Iron Fan?"

Yu Qing and Yu Shui had been waiting by the boulder for a long time. They saw the scene where Huang Fan and Yu Hui teased Zhuang Yan just now, and they laughed so hard that they burst into tears. The two sisters hadn't laughed so happily and unrestrainedly for a long time.

"Sister Qing and Sister Shui, the two of them can't be counted as winning this time. They were sneak attacks, and I fell unprepared."

Zhuang Yan didn't care to wipe off the big cock on his chest, and hurriedly put on his undershirt.

"Soldiers never tire of cheating, Commander Zhuang, you don't even understand this truth? Huang Fan, Yu Hui, Hao Heng, my cousin gives you two big compliments!"

Mei Fangfei came over and gave Huang Fan and Yu Hui a thumbs up.

"Big cousin, please keep your voice down, the folks in Xincun below can hear you."

Zhuang Yan was not afraid of Huang Fan and Yu Hui teasing him, but he was afraid that Mei Fangfei's loud rant would make everyone in the village know about it.

"Standing here and shouting, can the folks in the new village below hear it? Then I have to try."

Mei Fangfei jumped onto the boulder and made a trumpet-like gesture with her hands, about to shout.

"My eldest cousin, don't! Don't!"

Zhuang Yan rushed towards Mei Fangfei in a hurry, trying to stop her from shouting at the new village, but unexpectedly, just as one foot stepped on a big rock, the shoe of the other foot suddenly fell to the ground, and his body tilted, and his whole body fell on the ground. on the big rock.

"elder brother!"

"Solemn! Solemn!"

"Master, don't scare us!"

Lin Xi, Yu Qing and the others saw Zhuang Yan standing upright on the boulder, motionless, they came over and shouted desperately, Mei Fangfei also squatted down and shouted to Zhuang Yan.

"No, I'm out of breath!"

Huang Fan came over and breathed out the solemn breath.

"Huang Fan, are you sure?"

Yu Qing didn't believe it.

"Sister Qing, how can I make fun of Zhuang Yan's life?"

Huang Fan looked sad.

"Brother, brother!"

Lin Xi hugged the solemn body and cried loudly.

"Oh, my handsome, my dear cousin, why did you go like this? We only met for less than a day, why did you go like this? Do you know? I am usually careless, Like a man, everyone calls me a tomboy, only you say that I am beautiful, beautiful and feminine. Cousin, you and I hit it off right away, and cherish each other. Thinking that I killed you. Cousin, you haven’t heard me tell the story of our Mei family’s legend, the story of the Mei family’s small courtyard. Cousin, do you know? The legend of our Mei family will be told for three days and three nights I can’t finish it, the story of the Mei Family Courtyard is full of romance and mystery, you know? I originally wanted to tell you the love story between myself and Black King Kong after I finished telling the story of the Mei Family Legend and the Mei Family Courtyard. The love story is full of twists and turns, ups and downs. It's a pity, my dear cousin, you go so young, you can't hear the legend of our Mei family, you can't hear..."

"Cousin, tell me quickly, I still have breath."

Solemn Gollum turned over.