After resigning, I want to go back to the village to grow sweet potatoes

"Master Zhuang Yanzhuang, do you mean that my husband is not as handsome as you?"

Mei Fangfei smiled and asked solemnly.

"No, no, cousin, you must not smile at me like this. If you keep laughing, my soul will go out of my body."

The solemn head shook like a rattle, avoiding Mei Fangfei's smiling face.

"what does that mean?"

Mei Fangfei questioned Zhuang Yan.

"It just feels like a little surprise, a little surprise, ha ha."

Grinning solemnly, he wanted to run away.

"Stop for me, are you thinking in your heart how such a beautiful woman like me married a rough black king kong?"

Mei Fangfei grabbed the solemn collar.

"Cousin, I think it's a pity, a pity, a pity."

"What a pity? Then I break up with him and marry you right away?"

"Cousin, you can't make such a joke. You see, my cousin-in-law is staring at me, maybe give me a whole meal!"

"mock up!"

"I'm Xiaomian, from the mountains, a sweet potato stalk, hehe."

"Sweet potato stems? What do you mean?"

"It's boring, eat, go eat quickly."

"Zhuang Yan, let me tell you, you pressed me under you just now to beat me, and I haven't complained to your cousin-in-law yet."

"Misunderstanding, it's a complete misunderstanding. You have a lot of adults, so don't tell your cousin-in-law."

"It's okay not to tell him, but you owe me a favor!"

"Understood, understood, whenever you want me to repay this favor, just say a word at any time, and I promise to go through fire and water!"

"I remember your words!"

"Fei, come in and eat."

King Kong pokes his big head out of the restaurant window.

"Come on!"

Mei Fangfei loosened her solemn collar.

"Wow, is this made by King Kong?"

Yan Yan walked into the restaurant, facing a table full of sumptuous and authentic Chinese dishes, wondered if his eyes had gone wrong?
"Brother, it's my cousin's husband."

Lin Xi reminded Zhuang Yan in a low voice.

"Yes, yes, cousin-in-law, Master Hei."

Before sitting down, Zhuang Yan couldn't wait to take the serving chopsticks and put the food in his own bowl.

"Master, how does the food taste?"

Black King Kong asked Zhuang Yan, and he seemed to care about Zhuang Yan's evaluation.

"Cousin-in-law, your cooking skills are very good, we Missi Missi are blessed!"

Zhuang Yan gave Hei Jingang a thumbs up while eating.

"Marshal Zhuang Yanzhuang, are you still dead?"

Huang Fan tapped the solemn rice bowl with his chopsticks.

"It's absolutely impossible to die, we should still be Missi Missi's."

Zhuang Yan picked up his job bowl, devoured it hungrily, and the wind swept away.

"Hey, you, Marshal Zhuang, won't be able to come back after beating the little devil? Look at your appearance, you should be Marshal Tianpeng's marshal."

Huang Fan tapped the solemn rice bowl again with his chopsticks.

"Deputy President Huang, don't talk too much while eating, and concentrate on it, especially children. This is common medical knowledge, and you should understand it."

After Zhuang Yan finished speaking, he got up to serve the second bowl of rice.

"Marshal, I'm sorry, I only made one bowl of rice per person, and there's nothing left in the pot."

Hei Jingang went over and held up the rice cooker for Zhuang Yan to see.

"Cousin-in-law, I'm not here to serve the rice, I'm putting the bowls and chopsticks, I'm full."

Solemnly put down the bowl and chopsticks and walked out of the restaurant.

"Brother, are you still full? Here."

Lin Xi came out and handed two boiled eggs to Zhuang Yan.

"Where did you get the eggs?"

Solemn only took one.

"You were talking with Cousin Mei just now. I went into the dining room and went to the kitchen to have a look. I saw two eggs on the pot, so I hid them secretly."

Lin Xi stuffed another egg to Zhuang Yan.

"Lin Xi, you can keep this for yourself."

Solemnly returned the egg to Lin Xi.

"Brother, I know you have a big appetite, eat it quickly, and be careful not to be seen by Sister Fan, otherwise she will make fun of you again."

Lin Xi peeled off the egg in his hands and stuffed it into Zhuang Yan's mouth. Zhuang Yan had already eaten the egg just now.

"What are you two talking about me behind my back?"

Afraid of what to come, Huang Fan also came to the road after eating.

"No!"

With a solemn sound, the egg gurgled out of his mouth.

"Mom!"

The egg that Zhuang Yan could bear to eat suddenly flew away?He swooped forward, stretched out his hands to catch the egg, and stuffed the egg into his mouth with lightning speed.

"Woooooooo..."

The poached egg stuck whole in the solemn throat.

"Brother, are you alright?"

"Sheng Yan, what's wrong with you?"

Seeing Zhuang Yan's face flushed red, Lin Xi and Huang Fan looked very distressed, not as if they were joking.

"Woooooooo..."

Solemn pointed to his neck with his finger.

"Sister Fan, brother Yan must have an egg stuck in his throat."

"An egg stuck in his throat? When did he eat an egg?"

"I was worried that Brother Yan wouldn't have enough to eat, so I secretly took two boiled eggs from the kitchen for him to eat. When you came out just now, he was putting the last egg into his mouth. I guess he was afraid that you would see him. Brother Yan was in a hurry to eat. , the egg stuck in the throat."

"Hahaha……"

Huang Fan bent down and covered his stomach with his hands, laughing non-stop.

"Woooooooo..."

Seeing Huang Fan laughing at him, Zhuang Yan became even more anxious. His eyes widened and he kept making gestures with both hands, desperately beckoning Lin Xi to help him take the egg out of his throat.

"Brother, I don't know how to get the egg out of your throat?"

Lin Xi turned around in a hurry.

"Hahaha……"

Huang Fan simply squatted on the ground and laughed.

"Sister Fan, don't laugh, first find a way to help Brother Yan take out the eggs, if you continue like this, you will be killed."

Lin Xi was about to cry.

"Yes, I will die. Everyone, come out, come out!"

Huang Fan shouted towards the restaurant.

"What's the matter?"

Everyone came out to take a look, and saw that Zhuang Yan's face was reddish purple, and he was having difficulty breathing.

"What happened?" Zhuang Su asked.

"Grandpa Zhuang, an egg is stuck in brother Yan's throat, please save him quickly, wow..."

After Lin Xi finished speaking, he burst into tears.

"Xiaoxi, don't cry. Xiao Yan, why are you stealing eggs? It's just a child who can't grow up!"

While speaking, Zhuang Su walked behind Zhuang Yan, and suddenly stretched out his big hand to slap Zhuang Yan's back fiercely.

"puff!"

As Solemn's palm hit Solemn's back, a whole egg spewed out from Solemn's mouth.

"Oops, my eggs!"

Solemn desperately swooped forward and stretched out his hands to catch the egg that was about to fall to the ground.

"It's okay, it's okay, it didn't land."

Zhuang Yan carefully took a bite of the egg, swallowed it slowly, and took another big bite.

"You little villain, can't you choke me now?"

Majestic ate ​​the remaining half of the egg in one gulp.

"Marshal Zhuang Yanzhuang, you starved to death and reincarnated? Did you know that you almost died just now? Lin Xi was crying, and you are still eating, eating, eating!"

Huang Fan scolded Zhuang Yan angrily.

"Hehe, dying is better than starving! Lin Xi, don't cry, I didn't waste those two eggs you stole. Look, they're all in my stomach, hehe!"

Majestic faced Lin Xi and patted his stomach foolishly.

"Brother, how can you say that I stole it?"

Lin Xi's face flushed with tears, and he lowered his head in embarrassment.

"Lin Xi, grandpa taught us not to lie since we were young. Anyway, it's not the first time you stole an egg for me to eat. You see, the egg is already in brother Yan's belly. It's impossible to hatch another chick. Lin Xi , Do you still remember this sentence you said?" Zhuang Yan asked Lin Xi with a smile.

"Brother, why do you keep bringing up my past scandals? Ignore you."

Lin Xi turned around and ran into the restaurant.

"Marshal, what's going on that it's impossible to hatch chicks again?" Mei Fangfei asked Zhuang Yan.

"Cousin, first turn our question marks into exclamation marks, and then I will tell you the story of Little Chicken."

Solemn took the opportunity to make a request.