After resigning, I want to go back to the village to grow sweet potatoes

On the night of the Mid-Autumn Festival, in a rented room in the provincial capital, Fang Cheng and Gao Yiming took a mouthful of "sweet potato stalks" and a "country idiot".

"The key is whether there is anything shameful in Qingshuiwan Village?"

"There will definitely be, such a big Qingshui Bay can't be really refreshing. If it really doesn't exist, use your and my imagination, we will discredit him, make him smell worse than his sweet potato fart!"

"Then we might as well live in their stone house when the time comes, and come to a camp to collect evidence."

"Live in Qingshuiwan Village? I don't dare to do that."

"Why don't you dare? Isn't the country boy running some stone house B&B? We go on a trip, can't we live in a stone house B&B as a tourist? If something happens to us, he has to take full responsibility, and Qingshuiwan Village will be notorious."

"In this case, we hope that his sweet potato stem will attack us, and we can achieve our goal in a logical and logical way."

"Sleep, tomorrow morning I will go back to Shuizhou to go to work normally, and you will go back to Shuizhou after you have dealt with the affairs here."

Gao Yiming and Fang Cheng conspired overnight and made a plan to retaliate solemnly.

Zhuang Yan didn't know about it in Qingshuiwan Village, and he slept more soundly this night than any other night.

In the early morning of the next day, Zhuang Ran and Lin Xizhen went to Shuizhou to apply for a marriage certificate. The county specially dispatched a tourist minibus, Zhuang Su, Zhuang Zhong, Yu Shuigen, Zhuang Yan and his young friend. accompanied by them.

"Marshal, from your little grandpa and your grandpa's recognition of their relatives to now getting a marriage certificate with Grandma Xi, our self-media live broadcasts have exploded, and all the reports we uploaded have been adopted by the higher-level news media. Now our year-end awards are settled .”

Xia Liang and his colleagues in the Shuizhou Rong Media Center laughed from ear to ear.

"Xiao Liangzi, the two hundred and five and the water theater troupe helped me pay the deposit last time, isn't it unfair?"

"Not wronged, not wronged, not wronged at all!"

"Let me tell you, when our Qingshuiwan Village Red Tourism and Stone House B&B start to receive tourists during the National Day, your end-of-year excellence program will also be in hand."

"Master, really?"

"Braised!"

"Hey, following Zhuang Dashuai, you are handsome in doing things!"

"Xiao Liangzi, Grandma Xi is going back to the small courtyard next, and she doesn't want anyone to disturb her. You and Xiao Rourou will go to Yuhuang Mountain to bluff and bring those Internet celebrities and chatterers over there, okay?"

"No problem, watch mine!"

Xia Liang was very handy in doing this kind of thing, and Zhuang Yan's side soon recovered calm.

"Ximeizi, are you sure you want to take my younger brother to the courtyard?"

Seeing Lin Xizhen, Zhuang Su told Zhuang Yan to go to the small courtyard at the next stop, and asked Lin Xizhen in the car.

"Brother Su, shouldn't there be no reservations between husband and wife?"

"of course."

"I spent most of my life in the small courtyard, which bears too much hardship and helplessness for me. How can I not take my husband to see it? Besides, there are still many old things of mine. I want to share with me today. Of course, my brother will deal with it together."

"What about that person? What are you going to do with that person?"

"Open up the backyard and let nature take its course."

"Is it that simple?"

"What else can I do?"

"Should I contact Mr. Mei first?"

"There's no way to get in touch right away?"

"Wait a minute, let's ask Fanfan."

Zhuang Su called Huang Fan to sit down next to him, and asked Zhuang Yan to go over and tell the driver to park in the parking lot near the small courtyard first.

"Fanfan, can you tell us something about Mr. Mei?"

"Grandpa Zhuang, when I graduated from university, Mr. Mei went abroad with her husband to settle down."

"husband?!"

Zhuang Su, Grandma Zhuang Yan, Lin Xizhen, Zhuang Zhong, Lin Daoqin and Yu Shuigen wondered if there was something wrong with their ears?Mr. Mei is obviously a man, and he is older than Zhuang Su, why did he follow her husband to go abroad and settle down?

"Grandpa Zhuang, Mr. Mei's husband is a foreigner, a member of the local royal family."

"Xiaofan, how old is Mr. Mei you're talking about?"

"A little older than me."

"Older than you?"

"Yes."

"Is the Mr. Mei you're talking about male or female?"

"Of course it's a woman. Didn't I just say that? Mr. Mei has gone abroad with her husband to settle down. Husband, then she must be a woman, otherwise how can I call her husband?"

"Woman? Under forty? Xiaofan, how did you know this Mr. Mei? Where is she from? What job does she do? Why do you call her Mr. Mei?"

"Grandpa Zhuang, Mr. Mei's grandfather is the honorary dean of the School of Traditional Chinese Medicine of our medical university. Before going abroad, she served as the president of the Chinese Medicine Development Foundation of our university. As for why she is called Mr. Mei, I don't know the details. Everyone Call her that, and I'll call her that."

"Oh, she mentioned our Qingshuiwan Village?"

"I often mention that if I have the opportunity, I will go to Qingshuiwan Village in person, and fulfill a long-cherished wish of her grandfather."

"It seems that the Mr. Mei you are talking about should be the granddaughter of the Mr. Mei we are talking about. Based on the analysis of the word long-cherished wish, Mr. Mei himself should have been through the ages."

Zhuang Su looked sad.

"Grandpa, you, Mr. Mei, Mr. Mei, are you a mouthful or not? Can't you just call Mr. Mei and Mr. Xiaomei directly? How simple and clear?"

Solemn couldn't help but interject.

"Xiao Yan, does Grandpa need your advice?"

Lin Daoqin reached out and slapped the back of the solemn head.

"Grandpa, look, look, my mother hit me again."

Zhuang Yan complained to Zhuang Ran while rubbing the back of his head with his hands.

"Daoqin, I'm not talking about you. You can't hit the back of Xiao Yan's head like this. The back of the head is an important part of the brain, and the posterior fossa, skull base, etc. are related to a person's life. Especially the greater occipital nerve at the back of the head, Once you snap or break it, people will immediately become stupid or paralyzed."

Zhuang Ran counted down Lin Daoqin.

"I……"

Lin Daoqin blushed, wanted to explain but didn't dare to say more.

"Brother, Daoqin was just joking with Xiaoyan, what mother doesn't love her son? Don't make a fuss over a molehill."

Lin Xizhen spoke for Lin Daoqin.

"Sister Xi, I didn't make a fuss over a molehill. You must pay attention to the method and method of educating children. You can't hit the child's head at every turn. Besides, Xiao Yan didn't say anything wrong just now. I think what he said is very good. Mr. Mei, Mr. Xiaomei, It's concise and clear, everyone can understand it as soon as they hear it, how good it is! Xiao Yan, come here, let me see if you are injured?"

Zhuang Ran pulled Zhuang Yan to her side, carefully inspecting the back of Zhuang Yan's head.

"Brother, Daoqin's force level has not yet reached the point of perfection."

Zhuang Su really couldn't see Zhuang Ran's protective feelings towards Zhuang Yan, and he was embarrassed to say so.

"Brother Su, Xiao Yan Zairan is the first brother in his heart, you are the second, and I am the third."

Lin Xizhen said so, but still leaned over to inspect the back of Zhuang Yan's head with Zhuang Ran.

"You all have the same status in my heart, sister Xi, you are not jealous of Xiao Yan, are you? We only have his grandson."

"How can I be jealous of my grandson? This small courtyard is officially transferred to Xiao Yan's name from today."

"Do you have the right to decide this?"

Grandma Zhuangyan's sudden question not only caused the beaming Lin Xizhen to freeze at the door of the car as if a basin of cold water had been poured on her face, but also made everyone who was about to get out of the car freeze there.

"My wife, let's not talk about this. Ximeizi, the key is how do you plan to tell her Xiaoxi's life experience after you go in?"

Zhuang Su got out of the car first.

"Since Mr. Mei has passed through the ages, what else do I care about her?"

Lin Xizhen got off the car.

"Crossing the river and demolishing the bridge?"

Grandma Zhuangyan said another sentence, which made Lin Xizhen who had just reacted stunned in place.

"Everyone is here, you have to open the door, right?"

Grandma Zhuangyan went straight to the courtyard.