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Chapter 22

Village entrance.

The relatives of the handsome and strong man had long been chased and scolded by everyone and driven out of Erdaohe Village, and were let go of harsh words before they disappeared.

It roughly means that we, Erdaohe Villagers, look forward to your shouting "you wait for me".

Don't worry, we will definitely wait for you at the crossing in wind and rain, and come back if you have the ability.

But right now, everyone is standing in line for training after getting into trouble.

Xu Tianxin never forgot that he was still live broadcasting, and the camera was aimed at Lizheng Liu Laozhu of Erdaohe Village.

Liu Laozhu was walking past the villagers with his hands behind his back, lecturing:

"Sex, you are real sex. It's like a dog farting when I yell stop like that. No one listens to me."

A young boy explained: "Master Li, we really didn't hear."

"Hmph, I didn't hear it, so how can I hear it so well. He is from Wangjiagou Village. If you call him Wangbagou and spread the word, which village do you want to enmity with?"

"Then we can't let them step on their shoulders and shit on their heads. More than 20 people entered the village. Isn't it a provocation? I think what you Liangniang said is quite right. I just think that our village's mixed surnames don't hold together and treat us as dead people. It’s all bullying at the door.”

"No, when Lizheng met Wangjiagou, he looked like a dwarf several times. I'm afraid what happened to Wang Lizheng?"

Liu Lizheng walked quickly to the front of the mother-in-law team, and suddenly said in exasperation: "I am shorter than you are taller, you can eat leaves when you are hungry, and you can break through the clouds."

Without the first call, the purpose of training these women is to save face, and each of them has the nerve to answer the conversation!

But the talking back woman, one of the three women whose boudoir name is Da Hongzi, continued to mutter as if she didn't see it: "It's better to eat the leaves than to be half as short and only eat the roots."

Standing next to her was Lizheng's daughter-in-law Pepper, who bumped Dahongzi with her elbow: "My man lectures, you just listen to it. Besides, the roots of the tree are all eaten, I see you are still eating the leaves."

Liu Lizheng: "..."

I don't even know who to train.

His daughter-in-law and son all participated in it just now, so you can only raise your hands high and let them down gently.

So he looked at his wife with a helpless face and said, "How can you still take the lead."

"I'll hit that guy with a pestle."

How much more do you want to piss off?

Looking at the next one: "How come there is still a rice spoon out here."

This time it was Hao Yinhua who trained.

Hao Yinhua heard from her old daughter that her cousin was having sex with others. She was cooking ginger soup for her grandson in the house, and when she was in a hurry, she came out with a spoon.

Hao Yinhua looked at the rice spoon in her hand, and said to the women around her, "Don't mention it, I almost gave the spoon to the pepper planer."

"Our side is messed up too. Let me tell you, it was interesting when they were just beaten away. At that time, Da Hongzi took off his shoes and hit people. When it was over, he just fell into the arms of the girl opposite. The girl was afraid of us. When we caught up with her, we swished with our big red shoes in our arms. If she dropped the shoes, we would stop chasing her. But if she took our shoes, how can we spare her? This guy let the moths catch up , give her a good scratch."

Following these words, the mother-in-law team all laughed.

"Who did the moth learn from? If you knock down that bitch, you'll catch it."

The moth showed off to the old sisters by scratching their hands: "The eagle's claws are scratching, so just plan it randomly. Look, there are shreds of meat in the cover of my fingers."

This time even the little daughter-in-law Fang Que in the back row couldn't help laughing.

Liu Lizheng: "..." This really doesn't take him as a dish, and doesn't care about anything.

Liu Lizheng shouted:
"Everyone is funny.

On weekdays, how many people work is not worth one, but fighting is worth a few!

Look at just now, those women in Wangjiagou are not enough for you, and now the arresting men are pinched and twisted on the ground, you are really catching up with the female bandits on the mountain.

Look at that head again, they are all grandmas, they are as old as cockscombs, house sparrows dare not fall up for fear of stabbing their feet, and they still have a beautiful face! "

"Then why not dare to be beautiful, we are forced by you to fill up big rocks every day, so tired that we can't wash our face once in a few days, and our face will grow barbs, how many cockscombs are missing?"

Pepper was also trained so hard that he couldn't hold back his face, "Okay, a few words of training will make sense, there is so much work to do, and when people come from other villages in the future, we just don't fight."

"If you don't want to fight? Then you can't beat people at all, bandit den? Why can't we sit down and talk about it. Let Mei Zhuang go to the house to find me, how could this happen."

If it was easy to find you, I would have looked for it a long time ago, but I still don’t understand this matter: "Are you eating?" If you are not hungry, we will stand here and continue training.

Liu Li was choking.

In the end, I could only look helpless, pointing my fingers one by one: "I'm doing it for your own good. I've put all my hard work into blood sausages for you women!"

No one is in love with him.

Xu Tianxin's camera quickly focused on the back of Li Zhengye who left angrily, still hiding among the group of people who didn't cause trouble, sniggering like a goose with asthma.

Laughing so that the wheat seedlings beside her were a little dazed, and reminded:

"Tian Xin'er, it's fine for your grandma and the others to beat people when they are old. No matter how sloppy they are, they are not afraid of being ruined. Why do you do it too. You are not afraid..." Mysterious and closer: "When you are quiet Did you leave a bad impression in your heart?"

Xu Tianxin's smile suddenly froze: "..."

Her girl Huaichun was relatively early, and she liked Liu Jingdong, the youngest son of Liu Lizheng's family.And according to her memory, but she doubted that she was self-indulgent. In her memory, she thought that she would also secretly like her, but when she was too young, her grandma came to her door and hinted that the two of them were engaged.

Family members in the studio: Who is Brother Jing?

Just after mentioning this person here, someone brought it up again when he entered the hospital.

The lady at the table is from another village, and she slipped away before the training team was organized. She had to follow Mei Zhuang to carry the man back and get the rice along the way.

Seeing Mrs. Xu come back, she gossiped and said, "What is the name of the youngest son of your Zheng family? Jing Jing, he seems a little tiger. Emma, ​​give that handsome man a throw like a sack. It hurts, I don’t know if the handsome and strong man was scared or he peed in pain.”

"That kid is more stupefied than the third child in my family. He can't stop his life so he can study for a few years."

This remark made the family members in the live broadcast room busy, and they swiped the screen one after another: "Cantaloupe, your granddaughter seems to like that stupid guy."

Xu Tianxin pretended not to see everyone swiping the screen, and helped grandma bring the rice into the house.

Old Mrs. Xu outside was asking all over the table: "How's the hip shaft?"

"It's okay, I fell into the ditch several times when I was walking at night, and then I got up and swished away. How could I be so delicate, I just need to do a cupping."

"Then hurry up and get cupping, and stay at my house for dinner today, I just happen to be making something good."

The whole table is lying on the kang waiting for cupping:
"What are you doing well? We are not outsiders, so we can deal with it. If you do it on purpose, then I have to get up and walk. It is not easy for us to earn some rice.

Hehe, but I really can't leave right now.

Ai?Sister, I guess Meizhuang can't just give us some white rice, she just hasn't poured it out yet.When she got home, she was busy gagging her man's mouth and binding his hands, so he pissed his pants and stayed in the woodshed.When it was over, she hurriedly said that she would ride a donkey to the town.

Although it was agreed in advance that only rice would be given, what if she insisted on forcing it, right?There are not many aunts who can work as hard as our sisters, she is lucky... Oh, take it easy. "

The whole table looked back at the pot on the waist: "Sister, you don't have a cupping pot at home, isn't this a garlic jar?"

Also called garlic mortar, in modern times, succulents can be raised by opening a hole.

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