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Chapter 202 Almost met the Lord of Hell

Xu Tianxin told Mrs. Xu.

Because after seeing off these guests in the morning of the next day, Xu’s family all went home for dinner at noon.

On the one hand, they wanted to have a table full of them and have a good sleep on the hot kang in the new shop.

If Mrs. Xu stays there, everyone seems to be unable to let her go.Lian Yu Qiniang's younger brother Dali, including Yu Qinniang, was always afraid that it would look bad to sleep in front of the boss.

On the other hand, Mrs. Xu needs to find the new fabric she bought last time, so she can hurry up and make new clothes for the third child.

This topic came up during dinner.

It's cold outside today. Although the house is full of vegetable pots, the house is kept very clean by the old lady.

The midday sun shines on the hot kang.

At this time, the Kang table was placed with radish strips and pickles, a large pot of cabbage stewed with carrots, dried tofu, and potato strips.Freshly baked pancakes, scallions, frozen cabbage and farmhouse sauce.

Came back for dinner without notice.

On weekdays, the old lady only eats one bite for two meals. She is afraid that everyone will not like to go home to eat in the future, so she will not be able to deal with it, so she quickly stir-fries the freshly cut shredded pork and puts the burrito in it.

Yu Qiniang took out another piece of pickled cabbage from the big vat, deliberately took out the pickled cabbage core, broke the roasted dried chilies into pieces and mixed it into the pickled cabbage core. Her mother-in-law loved to eat this bite.

All the food was brought to the table, and the whole family sat together. You had a bowl and I had a bowl. After a while, the large pot of stewed cabbage and potato strips was divided cleanly, leaving only the soup base.

Mrs. Xu took a bite of the pancake and sipped the vegetable soup, and then asked the old lady: "How is the work in the village these days? Is anyone lazy?"

She didn't have time to look, so she could only ask in private. She loved the old lady who loved her boss, her parents, and her parents, and liked to take care of things.

Money is a very magical thing, and the old lady is a typical example.

Money can make the old lady change from being ferocious and indignant before to speaking earnestly and thoughtfully to being amiable when facing her young daughter-in-law.

Low emotional intelligence is used to describe her changes, which means she is greedy for money, has a blind eye to the wind, is snobbish, and is willing to take advantage of others.

As a mother-in-law, she doesn't necessarily want to borrow and spend all your money, nor does she want your money.

But if you become more and more powerful, her attitude will change.There will be changes even without drawing anything.

As for the description of high emotional intelligence, it means that family love will return with money.

Isn't that right? Old Madam Xu didn't bark, she didn't bark anything, and those who didn't know thought she was talking to the air.

But the old lady immediately sat upright without even eating. She took her daughter-in-law's question very seriously and answered seriously:

"You have good taste. Now that the sun is shining in at noon, I can speak without losing my conscience. I can't make it up. It's all good. I'm such a picky person and I can't tell who among the people you hired is lazy."

Everyone cherishes the opportunity to work. After all, in the days when people were not as expensive as mules, those who cheated and cheated would be replaced, and some wanted to work.How many people from other villages were watching and waiting.

Mrs. Xu smiled when she heard this, and then asked like a casual chat: "In your opinion, who works the hardest?"

We are really working hard, we don’t just talk empty words.

Now that I am not so busy, before the weather warms up and I start farming, Mrs. Xu really plans to take a group of ladies into the city on their own ox cart to go shopping.

Select some old sisters and award them with the title of model worker, and then buy them a headscarf or scarf as a reward.

Among the old sisters who work in her Xu family, there are so many old sisters who no longer have men, or some of the men are in poor health and cannot do heavy work. It is the same as having none. This is the case.

Because there is no reliable wall, some women live like a mountain.The men don't give rewards, she gives them.

Mrs. Xu said without waiting for the old lady's answer: "Is it Hao Yinhua next door?"

The cousin next door is in charge of processing noodles and sausages.

Although the noodle sausage seems inconspicuous in the Xu family's business, the profit is also very low.But every now and then, [-] to [-] pieces will be delivered.

But this work is somewhat boring, requiring colon washing and enemas.

Mrs. Xu repeatedly emphasized that the things entering the mouth must be cleaned, not to mention that it takes a lot of effort to fetch water and the water is cold in winter. After enema, you can’t tell whether it is dirty or not.If there was a problem with the food, she would go to the manufacturer, so she specially asked Hao Yinhua, the tough guy next door, to manage the stall.Hao Yinhua has never let her down.

Unexpectedly, the old lady shook her head.

According to the old lady's secret observation: "The one who works the hardest is Shi Zhenxiang."

The old lady even felt that with so many processing stalls in the village, Shi Zhenxiang could be considered the leader, including those who made the meat floss and made the jade ring noodles.

"She washes herself with cold water. She doesn't mind being dirty or tired. She doesn't care. Sometimes the day's wages have already been paid, and some people turn around and leave. We can't fault it, but if we are in a hurry and ask people to work more After a while, she will definitely keep it, and she will collect some firewood for nothing in the morning and night."

I like it very much as the owner, but the women who work together don't like it. They say that it makes others afraid of being compared and they don't dare to leave early after being paid for the work.

Mrs. Xu said with a smile: "How come you are like Fourth Uncle and the others? They are not called Shi Zhenxiang."

"Is that called Stork?"

"Her surname is not Shi." Mrs. Xu reminded the old lady:

"Have you forgotten her natal father? Didn't he flee from other places a few years ago? He is the one who holds bowls, pots and vats. He is banging in the village. It's really annoying to call him. Her surname is Zhen, and her single name is Xiaoxiang. Later, his father died, and her mother sent her to Lao Zhang's house in the west of the village as a child bride when she was eight years old. Within two years, her mother took her son back to her hometown, and she has not been heard from since. Judging from her age, she could not have been prepared. My mother has died a long time ago."

The old lady saw that her daughter-in-law rarely chatted with her, so she looked at her great-granddaughter who was cooking in a basin. She probably couldn't hear her, and if she didn't, her ears would not be polluted.

Then he came closer and said, "Although she is capable, I feel like the man next door, your cousin, looks at her wrong. Emma, ​​that's straight."

Old Mrs. Xu got annoyed all of a sudden, "Tsk, I find that you are really, no matter how you look at everyone, you look like you are not serious. Why, you are prejudiced against widows, aren't you? Am I not?"

The old lady felt wronged. When she felt wronged, her voice became louder:

"I'm talking about the old guy next door. He looked at her with a straight look in his eyes. I didn't say they were having an affair.

It’s really not that I love to be blind (lying).

That day, the old guy next door collected his car early. He couldn't go for a walk, so he went to the courtyard of Lao Zhai's house that you rented. There were all the women working for our family.

This keeps him busy, and his eyes are not enough.

And he said he was going to see if Hao Yinhua was busy. That day he was staring inside. I happened to be walking behind him, so I just stared at him.I watched him first look at Shi Zhenxiang's skirt, then her hair, and then her lips. "

The old lady curled her lips and said in dissatisfaction:
"Anyway, the old guy next door is not a good guy and is destined to die.

Your cousin is so timid and knows how to work stupidly, I'm afraid she hasn't discovered it yet.

We can’t give random reminders if we don’t know.

Tian Xin, you have to listen to me on this matter. I advise gambling but not prostitution, and I advise prostitutes not to have sex. The old saying is always true.Don't be treated like a donkey because of your kindness. Your cousin said: Are you caught?If you put a shit basin on my man's head, you'll be no longer human inside and out. "

When talking about this kind of thing, the old lady was very energetic. She continued to analyze based on the colorful things she had seen over the years:
“If you can’t prepare for it, the guy next door is going to be broken.

Some men are born with bad habits and still worry about finding the next generation when they are five or sixty years old. Isn't Shi Zhenxiang more than ten years younger than him?The look in your squinting eyes makes me sick.I see him dying quickly.If anyone really followed him, it was just a business deal. He was just a stinky bicycle puller and he still thought he was pretty powerful.

Let me tell you, some men don’t have spare money in their pockets. If he doesn’t do that, in his heart..."

Mrs. Xu clapped her chopsticks and said completely impatiently: "The children are still here, they are all stupid!"

"Tickling..." The old lady added in a low voice what she had not finished.

Everyone was really dumbfounded by this, except Xu Laosan, who was carrying the vegetable basin and asked: "Which of you will drink the soup base? If no one drinks, I will do it."

Since the conditions at home have improved and everyone is no longer limited to meals, every time she watches Xu Laosan eat, Mrs. Xu misses the modern buffet.

If she could go back to modern times, she would have to take the three boys to a buffet. She would definitely not lose money and would be blacklisted by the merchant.Mrs. Xu quickly looked away in disgust, wanting to wash her eyes with her granddaughter's increasingly pink face.

When she first came here, her granddaughter was a black carp.

Now I am busy taking good care of it, and I hope it will turn into a big silver carp in a year and a half.

As a result, Mrs. Xu was stunned for a moment.

Because Xu Tianxin was secretly winking at her.

That means...let her suppress her temper and not accuse her too much.

Could it be that the old villain next door really had an affair with Widow Zhang Zhenxiang?
These two are the ones doing this, oh my god.

"I never expected it, how dare I guess?" Mrs. Xu asked while dragging Xu Tianxin to the hut while everyone was washing dishes and serving dishes.

She even felt that the original person had behaved more like a crooked person than Widow Zhang.

Therefore, if her granddaughter had not told her this herself, Mrs. Xu would not have believed it if it had been anyone else.

"Nai, what Liu Jingdong and I mean is that Chun Niang wants to change things now. Although she was wrong before, no matter how many reasons she had, it was wrong. But for the sake of Chun Ni, Xia Ni Qiuni, Xiaodong and their children, we still don't talk about it for the time being. Good to go out.”

She promised Liu Jingdong not to say anything.

Brother Jing was so childish that he actually made a gesture of swearing.

"Then what did you tell me?"

"I have a secret to share with you," Xu Tianxin said and left.

She was going to Grandpa Guan's house today to develop new medicines. The place she rented for work was busy filling and boiling medicines. Grandpa's team also had to sit in the house and weave baskets. There was really no free space.

After Xu Tianxin left, Mrs. Xu looked at her granddaughter’s back and said to herself with a smile:
"You're not holding it back. If you have any gossip, share it immediately. What do you want me to do?"

To use the old lady's words, she was also feeling pricked in her heart.

Yu Qinniang came in and asked, "Mom, what has Tian Xin been doing again? I've had three white drinks and I haven't drank it yet."

"I'll drink it, it'll be in vain. She was so excited that she turned around and gave her a title, Gardener of the Backyard."

Her granddaughter has studied these eyes and understood them.

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Zhang Zhongjing, a famous doctor in ancient times, wrote in "Treatise on Febrile Diseases" that he used honey to treat constipation based on the prescriptions summed up by famous doctors of the past dynasties and combined with his many years of medical experience.

The sages all made him drink it. Honey itself is a kind of medicine. He boiled it into the shape of a bullet and stuffed it into his anus.Drinking is definitely not as effective as plugging. This is a through train.

Including his "Synopsis of the Golden Chamber", he also recorded in detail the treatment methods for hemorrhoids and constipation.

Therefore, the medicines currently available on the market to treat constipation are the very famous bullet-shaped honey suppositories. Only rich families know about the existence of this medicine. Ordinary people do not know about it. At most, they drink some honey water.I heard from Grandpa Guan that for patients with very dry stomachs and severe stomach pains, pig bile and vinegar would be used to make intestinal moisturizing medicine and delivered through thin bamboo tubes.Nothing more.

At this time, Guan Ertuo was frying honey according to medical records.

There is knowledge in what utensils should be used for frying and how hot the frying should be.

Xu Tianxin couldn't make "Ju'er Shuang" using only honey. It was already available on the market, so she didn't need to develop it.It is even more impossible to use pig bile.

What she does is a combination of modern and ancient kaiselu.

The main component of modern Kaiselu is glycerin, which is a hypertonic liquid that will be strongly irritated when put into the body.

Glycerin is very common and is often added to cosmetics to moisturize.

Glycerin is not born, it is purified.It's found in peanut oil.

In addition, handmade soap also contains glycerin.This is the main reason why you use handmade soap to wash your face and hands without drying them.

Xu Tianxin was remaking the most basic lard handmade soap in the Guan family's hut, but she stopped before the condensed soap liquid had cooled down and was adding salt to it.This is a chemical reaction. Glycerin is easily soluble in water. After adding salt, the concentration of Na ions in the solution is saturated, so glycerin of sodium stearate is precipitated.

Basically, [-] to [-]% of glycerol can be precipitated.

The remaining raw materials are not wasted and can be used to make soap.

It's just that this kind of soap will be squishy and have many holes on it because there is no grease.But there is no problem in using it for bathing and washing hands.

Listening to the cheerful background music, Xu Tianxin sang along: "Lend me a pair of little wings and you can fly to the sun. I believe the miracle is within you, la la la." Witnessing the miracle of glycerin being separated out with the family members in the live broadcast room.

Please call her from now on - Handicraft Master.

Guan Ertu also laughed when he heard the strange singing outside.

After a while, one person was holding hot freshly baked honey, and the other was holding glycerin.

The reason why Guan Ertu accepted Xu Tianxin's "wonderful idea" was because he thought that when some wealthy families couldn't get a large size, they would be quick-thinking and put some rapeseed oil on the back yard to lubricate it. function to prevent it from being too thick and dry to tear.

Tian Xin said that she could get the oil out of the soap, and Guan Ertu thought that there were women wearing bracelets that couldn't be taken off. Just put some soap on them and the soap would fall off immediately.Then put this kind of foaming oil into your stomach... you can try it.

The reason why Xu Tianxin planned to add honey to "Ju'er Shuang" was because if you had accidentally drank Kaiselu in modern times, you should know that it is a bit sweet.There is also a lactulose oral solution that pregnant women drink to relieve constipation. Honey is equivalent to this principle.

This time, the two are combined and made into a bullet plug...

At the same time, the new shop side.

Looking at the three ragged children, Mrs. Xu was surprised and interrupted: "Wait a minute, don't say your name is Dapeng. You are Dapeng. You must also make it clear first, who is your father?"

When Xu Laosan came to explain clearly, the misunderstanding was resolved.

Mrs. Xu: "..." Will her third son become a foster father now?That’s okay.

At least she should be called uncle instead of adoptive father, because he cannot be one generation higher than her granddaughter.Her Tian Xin is so pitiful that she calls Liu Jingdong uncle when he sees him like that.

It's settled this time, let's get some brothers.

"Hurry up, hurry up, dare to go over the mountains and ridges without a road guide, these kids must be starving." While Mrs. Xu was making arrangements, three cars came from a distance.

Bai Muyan came with his classmates.

His classmate wanted to order a rich and prosperous water drop clock to be placed in the elder's room at home.

The classmate brought a group of boys with him and asked Bai Muyan on the way, "I feel like when you talked about Miss Xu, your attitude was a bit..."

Bai Muyan was noncommittal and just smiled.

This smile made his classmate even more curious.We have known each other for many years, but we rarely see this.

When Mrs. Xu heard about the deal, she said that Tian Xin was staying in the village, so let's go. If you are in a hurry, I will take you to find him.

Just when classmate Bai Muyan was thinking about what an outstanding and beautiful girl she would be.

There was a bang from the Guan family... After a while, Xu Tianxin and Guan Ertu ran out with their faces darkened except for the whites of their eyes and teeth, looking panicked.

exploded.

Grandpa Guan, did you hide something at home again, and then reacted with glycerin?

(End of this chapter)