My live broadcast room communicates ancient and modern

Chapter 11 Come and see, there is an old man hooking up with an old lady
Everyone in the live broadcast room: "...!!!"

Sure enough, to watch the live broadcast, you have to watch cantaloupe, with its own traffic, and gossip everywhere.

The family members in the live broadcast room also called for friends and companions, and in the blink of an eye, the number of people soared to [-], "Come and see, there is an old man hooking up with an old lady!"

Xu Tianxin hurriedly ran closer to show up and shouted, "Grandma."

After yelling, he looked at the old man next door, but he didn't say hello as usual according to his memory.

But when the old man saw Xu Tianxin, his dark face was full of smiles.

He leaned against the wall and laughed twice, revealing half of his teeth that rested slightly and stood at attention. The teeth that rested slightly turned yellow, and the teeth that stood at attention turned black. Then he walked back down the ladder with his hands behind his back, talking.

I don't know who it is for: "Let me tell you, the child is at home."

The other party turned around and disappeared, but made Mrs. Xu even more angry.

"You come back to me!"

This toad is ugly, playful, old and outrageous, chasing frogs, Mrs. Xu can't wait to fly into that yard immediately, grab that stinky shameless neck and grab the dam, let that old thing stand in front of everyone Talk about it well, what's up with the child at home?

What a scam, she's live streaming now.

"Huh? Grandma!" Xu Tianxin hurriedly hugged her rising body.

Grandma is short and has long hair. When she climbed the wall just now, she got caught in her hair and almost rolled and fell into the yard.

"Grandma, calm down. If you ask him again at this time, he will only say that he has no other meaning."

The old lady Xu was out of breath and was helped down by her granddaughter, and she stood firm when she suddenly looked at Xu Tianxin's bangs with wide eyes.

Xu Tianxin hid back a little embarrassed, covered his curly bangs with one hand, and pointed at the sky quietly.It is inconvenient to say some things, for fear of being overheard by the people in the live broadcast room and being struck by lightning, she will be set on fire.

But grandma must be able to understand that this is a new hairstyle by the God of Wealth.

The old lady Xu lifted her granddaughter's bangs. It would be ugly enough to be tanned, so she gave our children a teddy hairstyle.

Let's not talk about whether he will find someone in the future at a young age. With her granddaughter's current image, a young man who is a little better can't be willing to develop any love-hate relationship with her granddaughter.

After checking that there was no burn on her forehead, the old lady Xu breathed a sigh of relief, and then began to slap her hands and swear: "My family, grandma is really a decent person, if you don't believe me, listen to me."

Let's go back to the front yard and chat.

The old lady is very clear in her heart, and she would rather talk about some things with the family members in the live broadcast room than casually say them to others, anyway, there is no place for her to spread them in modern times.

I didn't make it clear in the live broadcast room, people wondered what kind of grandma this is.

Especially the ambiguity of the old chatter, as if she was only pretending to be serious in front of the child, and had flirted with him on weekdays.

Mrs. Xu rolled up her half-dried hair for everyone to see. No matter how excited she was, she did not forget to promise her family members, and said bluntly:
"They are all grandpas, and they are shameless, such a man should be crucified in a coffin to be honest.

He has a daughter-in-law, and his daughter-in-law is still my cousin who has not been out of the fifth service. We live as neighbors in the east and west courtyards.

Although these years, my cousin and I have been treated like enemies because of some trivial matters.

Including building this broken thatched house, she insisted that the roof of my house is deliberately raised to make her family’s luck worse, and her family’s drinking cold water clogged her teeth and blamed my house. They pretended not to know each other when they walked around the village.

When the trouble was at its worst, she took the rooster away and covered it with the house, preventing our family from crowing, which delayed things for several mornings.

But no matter how much they quarreled, did they not break off the relationship? From the perspective of the cousins, did they and the old man also belong to the serious brother-in-law and sister-in-law?

As a result, as you can see, he was chatting coquettishly.

I was chopping the stick to see the cucumbers in his homeland were confiscated, and I was shocked when he appeared from nowhere.

That's why I regretted my family members. When I met this kind of blind man who doesn't care about his relatives, if I scold him, I should start scratching him as soon as he shows up, right?Looking back, we can also say that I don’t know that the person made a mistake. "

After saying this in one breath, Mrs. Xu took a break, and she had to prove her innocence quickly.

As for why I have to look at the cucumbers from the cousin's house next door.

The old lady Xu was because Hao Yinhua had her vomit all over her hands when she just woke up yesterday, so it was really beneficial to rescue her.

Searching through the memory again, the two old sisters are really not a big deal, so she just thought, since she is the old lady Xu, she can improve the relationship.Don't mention sister or sister, don't you have such a sentence?Distant relatives are not as good as close neighbors.

So if she really wants to accept cucumbers with copper coins, she can think about it first, but the bird next door can accept them quietly, which can not only improve the relationship but also return the favor from yesterday.

Including anyone who helped her yesterday, she will accept it from whomever, and then she will say that she will only give these few copper coins for helping others collect cucumbers.In other houses in the village, she would not give money if she wanted to, and it was okay to exchange things.

But I didn't expect such an episode to happen just by picking an eye.

Mrs. Xu continued to tell everyone while showing the ancient old lady's hairstyle that she had combed: "To tell the truth from my family, I was also confused at first, because for decades, that old man has always been honest in my impression. He never said anything like that to me. Even the people in the village commented that he is an honest leader, just think about this kind of lameness."

This time it seems that he couldn't make up a jug of wine for eight years, and he was exposed after drinking so much cat urine in one breath.

Mrs. Xu has a sixth sense that she is absolutely not self-indulgent.

The whole process is like this.

Although she turned her head at that time and was taken aback by the sudden appearance of a figure, she still said hello first, why is brother-in-law at home?

This damn old man has a bullock cart, and earns money by pulling his feet on weekdays. Her silly cousin, whose shoe size is No. 40, is tall and strong, and she does field work.

Unexpectedly, after saying hello, the old man was drunk, and while replying that someone hired him to pull pigs, he came back after pulling them, and asked her to pick them in the garden.

Seeing that she really didn't want to go, she called her sister, insisted on waiting a while, and said against the wall, I earned no less than a pig butcher throughout the year.

In fact, until this time, she was still wondering why she drank some dog urine moss and shook the house, and then the old man said, "I'll leave the house by myself. You said that I have nothing to say to your sister every day. It's not like you talking and laughing." Then she said, "Your sister is stinky, and she doesn't look like you..." She turned her face.

If she doesn't turn her back and her granddaughter doesn't show up, then she has to say she's not as slippery as you.

Bah, disgusting or not, the more I think about it, the angrier I get.

At this time, half of the people in the live broadcast room were hahaha, laughing to death, there are such flirtatious things at such an age.

Half of it is helping Grandma Xianggua to analyze, "Grandma, you still can't learn from your cousin, the honest person pretends so well, can she believe it. People in the village may think you are talking nonsense. When a woman encounters this This kind of thing, especially grandma, if you don't have a wife, you will always suffer."

No.

This is also where Mrs. Xu feels aggrieved. It would be great if she were an old man.

You said why there was no grandfather who brought his granddaughter to die, otherwise she would have to travel through time and become an old man.But at that time, it was really restricted because I didn't want to let my granddaughter change her gender.

If the granddaughter turns into a boy, it’s not a matter of having a lot of cows and not knowing whether to find a woman or a man when looking for a partner. It’s just in case she is arrested for corvee service, or is drafted away by the army in ten years or so. .At that time, the granddaughter's uncles will be older, and people don't want someone in that age group. If she is no longer alive, what should I do if she is taken away by the granddaughter.

Granny Xu snatched the mallet from her granddaughter and washed the sacks for her cheap sons, while cursing bitterly: "There are other people out there designated for this bastard, let's see how we catch him. The day he was caught, in the middle of the night I broadcast live. A door-to-door son-in-law is also worthy of a bullshit? Well, I forgot to mention, he is a door-to-door, otherwise he wouldn’t have a bullock cart.”

This is why the Xu family often referred to the west courtyard as the old Hao's family, and the children in that courtyard took their mother's surname.

Mrs. Xu's cousin has long since turned into bone scum, and I have to say that he is very blind. After his son got smallpox, he married Yu Jiagun for his daughter Hao Yinhua, bought a house and bought land, and took care of his son-in-law's face. These.I am afraid that after he is gone, the son-in-law will often be pointed at by others in Haojia Village, and he will get angry with his daughter if he is depressed for a long time.

(End of this chapter)