I just wanted to play football, but I became a Hollywood god

Chapter 377 The superstar makes his debut!What a crazy day! 4 reds in 4 minutes, the referee went crazy!

In less than 3 minutes, Chamberlain and others couldn't stand it anymore.

Chamberlain grinned and pulled out the ginger, and shouted excitedly: "I won! I was the longest! Hahaha! I can get priority! I can finish the selection first after Gu Ran, and then Walton and Davis." After that, the first one picked!”

Lambert asked Gu Ran in a low voice: "Do you want to tell them some truth?"

Gu Ran still shook his head, "The truth is more exciting than Jiang Xing, let them enjoy themselves for a while."

Lallana said: "It's almost time to eat, let's go out and wait."

Lambert immediately agreed, "Okay, this place is full of spicy ginger smell..."

As soon as the three of them walked out of the main building, they saw a silver Ferrari Spider speeding towards the manor, its huge engine roaring extremely harshly.

"It's so delicious! It's so cool!"

"Yeah, this is a grand debut!"

"Who is this?"

"It must be the football superstar invited by Walton."

"There are not many people in the Premier League who dare to drive a Ferrari so ostentatiously. It must be a real superstar to be worthy of it."

Lallana and Lambert talked to each other, their faces full of envy.

It's really cool to drive a Ferrari to the banquet... Gu Ran couldn't help but look forward to it.

boom!
Just when the silver Ferrari Spider was about to arrive at the manor, the wheels suddenly slipped and the entire car fell into the pitted mud road.

Lallana: ...

Lambert: ...

Gu Ran: ...

Ferrari hit the accelerator desperately, and the originally clean body was covered in mud, but it was still unable to break free from the mud pit.

Lallana said: "How about... let's go and help."

Lambert nodded repeatedly, "Yes, that's right."

The two quickly ran towards Ferrari, who was showing off.

Gu Ran also followed.

If you can help like this, you still have to help. After all, the opponent is a Premier League star, so it is great to leave a good impression, and you can also take the opportunity to "take it by force" at close range.

When the football star in the car saw someone running over to help, he immediately opened the car door, stretched out a long leg, and stepped into the muddy water.

The shiny leather shoes were instantly covered with mud, and the trousers were also covered with mud spots.

As soon as Gu Ran saw the other person's long legs, his scalp suddenly went numb... But it must not be him.

I saw a very recognizable long face sticking out of the car door, "Hi! Brothers! Thank you for coming to help!"

"Wow! Crouch?! It's Crouch!" Lallana couldn't help shouting excitedly.

Lambert also said in surprise: "It turns out that the superstar Walton invited is you!"

Gu Ran's scalp was numb: Damn...it's really Crouch!This is so embarrassing!
Crouch himself is nothing. Crouch can be regarded as a first-line star in the Premier League, and is a celebrity of Southampton Club. He also deserves to have a Ferrari, but... Crouch's girlfriend is Abby Clancy!
I'm having an affair with Abbey Clancy!

Of course this scandal is not true, but there is indeed a scandal!

Isn’t this hitting the muzzle of the gun?Is it too late to turn around and run away now?
I saw the tall guy Peter Crouch standing up from the low Ferrari, "Hey, how are you guys? Guys from Southampton - wait, I know you!"

Crouch saw Gu Ran hiding behind Lallana and Lambert at a glance.

Gu Ran originally wanted to hide more secretly, but he was so handsome and had so much aura that Lallana and Lambert couldn't hide him at all.

Crouch took three steps at a time and came to Gu Ran, "You are Gu Ran! The super star of the Southampton team!"

No, I am not……

Gu Ran quickly calmed down, "Hello, Crouch...are you here to attend the party? But there are no party girls in this party. The party girls have been reported by Lallana, so you can go back directly. .”

Crouch smiled heartily, "Party girl? Oh no, I'm not here for the party girl! Gu, I'm glad to see you. Does my girlfriend Abby Clancy still give you regular gifts?" Send photos?”

Lallana and Lambert's eyes widened and their ears pricked up.

Gu Ran coughed a few times in embarrassment, "Mr. Crouch, this, this really has nothing to do with me. Don't listen to the nonsense of those tabloid reporters! Nothing really happened between me and your girlfriend!" We just shot one commercial, that’s all.”

Crouch grinned and said: "I didn't listen to what the tabloid reporter said. Abi told me it herself. Oh, by the way, I took some of the photos for her myself - don't you think Abi... Are you in good shape?"

shit...

My CPU is burned out...

What's going on here?
Crouch should be here to prosecute, right?But this way of asking guilt shocked me greatly!

Gu Ran stood there blankly, confused for a moment what Crouch wanted to do.

Crouch turned to Lallana and Lambert and said, "You two, please help me push the car out. I'll have a good chat with Brother Gu Ran."

Lallana immediately said: "Okay Crouch!"

Lambert also said: "It is our honor to push the cart for you."

Gu Ran quickly said: "I'll go push the cart too."

Crouch put his arm around Gu Ran's shoulders, "What cart are you pushing? I haven't finished talking to you yet. Let's talk while walking."

Gu Ran said bitterly: "I really want to push the cart..."

"There will be opportunities in the future." Crouch asked: "Gu, I have always wanted to know, why don't you talk to my girlfriend Abi?"

Gu Ran opened his mouth and replied in a questioning tone: "Because she is your girlfriend?"

Crouch blinked, "So, I am the obstacle between you?"

What the hell!

That's not what I meant!

Gu Ran quickly said: "Crouch, although we just met today, you are the star of Southampton Club and I respect you very much. How could I miss your girlfriend? I, Gu Ran, am definitely not that kind of person. .”

Crouch smiled and said, "It seems... the obstacle between you is really me. Gu, you don't actually have to worry about this. Abi and I have always been very open-minded and we truly love each other. I love everything about Abi, including the man she likes. For Abi to be happy is my greatest happiness."

shit...

Gu Ran was stunned.

Abi, what method did you use to PUA you?

Crouch lowered his voice and said, "Gu, to tell you the truth, I even thought about the beautiful scene of the three of us having fun together."

shit...

I can't do it anymore, the pace is so fast, I really can't keep up...

"Gu, why don't you say anything? Are you thinking about that scene too?"

"I'm... shocked, Crouch."

I thought that Crouch would launch an attack on Abiy, but he didn't expect that Crouch would be so... generous!
Crouch smiled and said, "Gu, I know you can't accept it for a while, but life is only a few decades, excluding the time for eating, sleeping, and working, how much time is left to make us happy? Living is Be happy. Not the kind of fake happiness, but the kind of pure happiness, real happiness. Abby is happy, I am happy, you are happy, how beautiful is this?"

...Brother, you are so green that you are naked, why are you trying to PUA me? !

No, I am a serious person!
Then Crouch said again: "Of course, it's impossible for you to change your mind all of a sudden. You can try to be happy with Abi first. I strongly support you."

"Uh……"

Gu Ran's mind was completely confused.

Life abroad is really too dangerous.

Wait a minute - Crouch, are you tired of playing the game and want to find a new home to sell it to?
Damn, you are so scheming!I will never be fooled!

Gu Ran then cleared his throat and said, "Crouch, thank you for your kindness, but... I'm sorry, the education I received since childhood does not allow me to do such a thing."

Crouch smiled slightly disappointedly, "Well, I can't force you, but when you figure it out, Abi and I welcome you to join at any time."

"Thank you...but there's really no need for that." Gu Ran wiped the sweat from his forehead.

Crouch asked again: "By the way, I'm at Tottenham Hotspur now. Will you come to Tottenham in the future? If you want to come to Tottenham, I can help you match up. If you come to Tottenham, we will It will be closer.”

"No, no, no," Gu Ran waved his hand quickly, "I have no intention of transferring at the moment."

Crouch shrugged, "Okay then - but we're friends now, right?"

"Yes, yes." Gu Ran nodded like he was pounding garlic.

Crouch rubbed his hands and said, "Then can you give me one of your jerseys? It's best if it's worn."

"Ah?" Gu Ran was confused for a moment.

Crouch grinned and said: "This way, I can wear your jersey and pretend to be you and have fun with Abby - Abby will definitely like it."

shit...

Crouch, why are you still greening yourself?
Gu Ran spread his hands bitterly, "I... didn't bring any with me today."

Crouch said: "Then I'll leave you a phone address later, and you can mail it to me. I'm looking forward to it very much."

"Row……"

This was not the first time that Gu Ran knew that his jersey had this effect, but the opponent was Crouch...

Crouch said excitedly: "The party tonight will be very interesting!"

Gu Ran secretly complained: No, you have missed the most exciting part...

At this time, Wharton and others ran out of the main building and warmly hugged Crouch and said hello.

Crouch's silver Ferrari was also pushed out by his teammates.

Gu Ran took the opportunity to gather his thoughts and seize Crouch's star-level skills - Crouch is the top center in the Premier League. He is proficient in confrontation, catching, running and shooting, especially heading skills. He is definitely the most invincible in the Premier League. The presence.

Gu Ran directly chose to force Crouch's header skill - Super Header: High Orbital Bombing +1.Today’s goal can be considered achieved...

After Crouch arrived, Walton's birthday party officially began.

The team members were sitting around the dining table in a lively manner, and the servants rolled out a three-layer birthday cake on a trolley. There was also a large, white, ocean-flavored candle on the cake.

Gu Ran subconsciously held his breath...

The birthday boy Wharton began to distribute cakes to everyone.

Crouch, as the most famous guest of the day, got the largest piece near the candle.

Gu Ran got the second largest piece, but Gu Ran changed hands and gave the cake to Crouch - it wasn't that Gu Ran didn't like cakes, it was just that Gu Ran didn't like cakes with sea-flavored white candles on them.

Crouch hugged Gu Ran excitedly and said in public that Gu Ran was his best friend.

Other players are envious.

After cutting the cake, everyone toasted and congratulated Wharton.

Gu Ran and Lambert Lallana drank plain water, while Wharton and others drank brandy, whiskey, and vodka.

Halfway through the banquet, most of the players were drunk and having a lot of fun around the table.

Crouch also performed a set of mechanical dance celebrations after scoring a goal in public, which attracted applause from the audience.

After all the food and drinks...the party girls haven't arrived yet.

Wharton called to inquire and found out that the party girls had been reported by enthusiastic citizens and taken away for urine testing.

After hearing the news, Chamberlain and others suddenly howled!
Their butts are still burning and hurting!

The whole party was in chaos, and Wharton, the organizer, was even more distressed - he had already paid for the party girls in advance, and now he couldn't find anyone to refund the money.

At this time, the drunken Crouch felt that he was not satisfied with the meal, so he ran to the main building and found a piece of peeled ginger on the table, and ate it in big gulps.

When Wharton and others saw this, did they think it was okay?He didn't dare to tell Crouch the truth, so he could only try his best to snatch the ginger from Crouch's mouth.

But Crouch is a top center. Can he still dig out the ginger that has entered his mouth?
So Crouch stuffed ginger into his mouth while running around the manor.

Southampton's players could only chase after him.

If it weren't for the fact that Crouch is a world-class star, most people would really be unable to catch up with him. His long legs were running so fast, and the whole scene was so lively.

While running, Crouch took all the team members into the muddy ditch...

Everyone thought that tonight's party would be a party that was so exhausting that one was gasping for breath. Unexpectedly... it turned out to be a party that was so exhausting that one was gasping for breath!
Crouch, who had eaten an indescribable amount of ginger, was completely intoxicated. He led the Southampton players to run for more than an hour, which made the Southampton players exhausted.

Gu Ran was fine. Gu Ran did not participate in the activity of "picking the indescribable ginger from Crouch's mouth". Gu Ran just sat at the dining table and watched in stunned silence.

Gu Ran was really shocked at this birthday party.

After more than an hour, Crouch finally collapsed from exhaustion and finished all the ginger in his mouth.

No one dared to tell Crouch the truth.

What a crazy day!

Gu Ran thought that Crouch had missed the most exciting part of the party, but he never expected that Crouch was the most exciting part of the party.

After this birthday party experience, Gu Ran never planned to attend a private party again.

After September 9st, the summer window period will officially end.

The Southampton Club has officially entered the era of Nicolas Cortez being in charge.

On September 9th, in the fifth round of the English League One, Southampton's away game against Colchester United began!

Colchester United is a weak team that has been in the lower reaches of League One and League Two all year round. The best result in the past years has only been in the English Championship.

This game is another battle of food abuse, but it is different from the previous food abuse.

Southampton sent out a substitute lineup dominated by Gu Ran, Lallana, and Lambert - Chamberlain, Gurley, Garrod, Schneiderlin, and Walton, all of whom took leave due to illness.

Chasing world stars for an hour at a birthday party is really tiring.

Fortunately, today's opponent is very weak. Gu Ran, Lallana, and Lambert are enough.

Southampton formed a 4231 offensive formation and pressed the whole court.

In this game, Cochester United adopted a strategy of full-body defense and short-pass counterattack.

It is worth mentioning that in the main stand of Cochester United, there is a famous player of Cochester United - Romano Tresol Lualua.

There is no particularly well-known big-name star in the history of Colchester United, and Lualua, a player from the Democratic Republic of Congo, is one of the most famous club stars.

Lualua is a forward, but he was not a football player before the age of 16, nor did he receive professional football training. He was a gymnast.

Therefore, Lualua's body is quite flexible and can make various difficult breakthroughs and shooting movements.

His most iconic thing is his backflip shooting and his continuous backflip celebrations.

Once he scored a goal in a game against Arsenal. He did more than a dozen somersaults in excitement, then sprained his ankle and had to leave the field. In the end, the team also lost the game.

Lualua also has a younger brother, Kazenga Lualua, who came from the Newcastle United youth training and is currently also a talented young midfielder.

Colchester United did not have any stars on the field, but this did not affect Gu Ran's "forced capture" of Lualua who was watching the game on the sidelines.

The most impressive thing about Lualua is the backflip shooting technique, but this technique is too exaggerated and has a very low success rate. Gu Ran decided to take advantage of Lualua's flexibility-related skills - flexible breakthrough: Flexibility control +1.

After taking it by force, Gu Ran immediately felt that his body's flexibility and flexibility had improved a lot, and the connection between skills became smoother.

For this game, William Hill Bookmaker has offered odds of 4.55 for a home win, 3.32 for a draw, and 1.86 for a loss.

Obviously, bookmakers are still more optimistic about the Southampton team with Gu Ran, Lallana and Lambert starting.

Judging from the rankings of the two teams in English League One, Southampton ranks second in English League One, while Colchester United ranks 2th - this ranking also shows the huge gap between the two teams.

As soon as the game started, the Southampton team attacked with all their strength.

However, Colchester United did not show any signs of deterioration and directly went head-to-head with Southampton.

Most of Southampton's players are young substitutes, so they were a little confused by Cochester United's strong confrontation from the beginning.

The confrontation between the two sides was very fierce, and players frequently fell to the ground.

Fortunately, Gu Ran quickly stabilized his position in the midfielder position.

In the 11th minute of the game, Gu Ran used his strong and flexible body to dribble the ball and endure the fierce pulls and sliding tackles of five Cochester defensive players. Then he saw the opportunity and passed the ball to the supporter in the middle. Lallana.

Lallana dribbled the ball to the outside edge of the penalty area, but before Lallana could pass the ball or break through, the Cochester United defensive player kicked Lallana unceremoniously in the chest.

Lallana clutched his chest and fell to the ground in pain, but the referee only gave the offender a yellow card.

Lallana's injury was not serious and he could not continue the game. A stretcher from the sidelines rushed in and carried Lallana off.

Coach Adkins frowned immediately and was forced to use the first substitution.

Gu Ran took the free kick.

The free kick was in a good position. Gu Ran used his full-moon scimitar and heavy artillery long-range shooting skills at full range, and directly penetrated the Colchester United goal with a shockingly powerful full-moon scimitar kick.

On the big screen at the Cochester Community Sports Ground, the score immediately changed to Cochester United 0:1 Southampton.

Colchester United, which lost one goal first, continued to strengthen its pressing in the midfield and frontcourt. The movements of players on both sides became larger and larger, and the scene became more and more heated.

Playing against such a weak team, Coach Adkins would have a huge headache.

In terms of tactics and team strength, Coach Adkins naturally has nothing to worry about, but he is just worried about injuries to the main players.

Fortunately, there are no main players in this game.

Now it's okay as long as Gu Ran and Lan Bo are injured.

Gu Ran and Lambert were naturally targeted by Colchester United.

Whenever Lambert was in charge of a move, there would always be two vicious Cochester United players staring at him, ready to kill him at any time.

Against this rough style of play, Southampton's offense was never smooth enough.

But Cochester United also had few offensive opportunities.

The two teams played very closely.

In the 27th minute, Cochester United received a well-positioned free kick in the frontcourt. Unfortunately, the football hit Southampton's center back Martin and bounced out of the penalty area.

Lambert grabbed the first spot, made a beautiful stop and passed, dribbling the ball forward along the middle.

Gu Ran actively ran without the ball and moved to the left side of the penalty area.

Lambert passed the ball to Gu Ran. Gu Ran didn't stop the ball and directly volleyed with a scissor kick.

There is nothing the Colchester United goalkeeper can do...

The ball is in!
The score on the big screen at the Cochester Community Sports Ground read Cochester United 0:2 Southampton.

Colchester United, which conceded two goals, targeted Gu Ran and Lambert even more crazily.

During the injury time of the first half, the two sides almost came to blows in the midfield area.

The score in the first half was also fixed at Cochester United 0:2 Southampton.

In the second half, the two sides changed sides and fought again. The atmosphere on the court was still heated, and both sides made many mistakes.

When defending, Gu Ran used his physical advantage to knock Cochester United forward Nigeria international Odije to the ground. Odije immediately stretched out his foot to kick Gu Ran's ankle in retaliation!

The Southampton players on the field immediately broke out!
Anthony Pulis was the first to rush forward, violently choked Odijer by the neck!
Naturally, the players of Colchester United were not to be outdone at their home stadium, and they all rushed up to punch and kick Anthony Pulis!

Fight!
The scene is chaotic!
The referee blew the whistle desperately and took out the red card!

The instigator Odijie was sent off by Zhihong!
Anthony Pulis was sent off!
Colchester United midfielder Andy Byrne was sent off!

The situation on the field suddenly changed. The referee issued three red cards in a row. Cochester United suffered a heavy blow and was sent off two players, while Southampton was sent off one!
The head coach of Colchester United protested loudly and used all kinds of expletives.

The referee directly showed a red card to the head coach of Colchester United!
4 reds in 4 minutes!
The referee went completely crazy! ! !

(End of this chapter)