I just wanted to play football, but I became a Hollywood god

Chapter 336 The four gentlemen of Arsenal are in place!The king of the North London women's toilets scores an early goal!

First, the Southampton team enters and warms up.

When Gu Ran and a group of Southampton players stepped onto the high-end turf of the Emirates Stadium, the Saints diehards from afar cheered and shouted at the top of their lungs.

MaxxRT and others excitedly waved the national flag at Gu Ran - their network rights have been negotiated with the help of Lao Les, and the domestic live broadcast will be launched when the English League One officially starts next week!

By then, domestic fans will be able to see Gu Ran's wonderful performance on the court with their own eyes!

Among Southampton fans, the most eye-catching ones are the beautiful cheerleaders in miniskirts from the "Gu Ran Global Support Club".

Although in terms of momentum, the "Gu Ran Global Support Club" is far inferior to the Ashburton Legion, but... as soon as the beauties in the miniskirts raised their legs, all the attention of the audience was focused.

Even the most die-hard Ashburton Legion members were distracted.

This is really a bit disrespectful of martial ethics.

Gu Ranze simply waved and then devoted himself to the adaptive training.

Soon, the Arsenal team also entered the venue for adaptive warm-up.

The DJ at the Emirates Stadium introduced Arsenal's 26-man squad with a passionate voice.

"Fan Ambition, General Fan, Robin Hood" Van Persie.

"Little French, French loyal" Cesc Fabregas.

"Knife-bearing guard and high priest" Vermaelen.

"Grandma" Koscielny.

"Song Gongming" Song Dynasty.

"Tsar" Arshavin.

"Self-interest" Nasri.

"Babi" Diaby.

"Little threat, prince" Wilshere.

"Little Tiger" Walcott.

"Confidence Emperor" Bendtner.

"The worst good man in football" Eboue...

Every time a familiar name is read out, thunderous cheers erupt at the Emirates Stadium.

Arsenal's 26-man roster includes all four Arsenal gentlemen!

This battle is so luxurious!
Before the game, coach Adkins comforted the players and said that Wenger was a decent man and would not send all the main players on the field.

But this is only half true.

Even if Wenger doesn't send all the main players on the field, Arsenal's substitutes are all main players who can stand alone in any Premier League team!
This game will be really difficult...

The corners of Gu Ran's mouth couldn't help but rise slightly.

Yes, the stronger the opponent is, the more excited Gu Ran becomes.

When he thought that he would be able to use the star-level skills of the four Arsenal gentlemen for free, Gu Ran couldn't help but get excited and eager to try them!
After the adaptive warm-up, the players from both sides temporarily left the field amid the cheers of the fans, and the starting players returned to their respective locker rooms to make final preparations.

Southampton's players stood in a circle with tense and solemn expressions, waiting for Coach Adkins' pre-match speech.

Coach Adkins said with a poker face that showed no emotion, "...play well! The fans are watching us!"

"Yes! Coach!"

Southampton's players folded their palms and cheered.

Captain Davis roared domineeringly: "Brothers, hang Arsenal! I'll buy the wine tonight!"

"Ouch!"

"Strangulate Arsenal! Strangulate Arsenal! Strangulate Arsenal!"

Among them, Chamberlain shouted the loudest!

After some roaring, the players walked out of the locker room and lined up in the tunnel.

Gu Ran was standing in his own team, and next to him was Arsenal's Cote d'Ivoire international, talented right back, Premier League treasure, toad football spokesperson, and the most wronged man in football - Emmanuel. Eboue.

Eboue has a strong body, excellent positioning sense on the field, a large defensive area, super physical fitness, and fierce and precise kicks. He often takes care of Arsenal's entire right-side defense and assists by himself.

He has a lively and funny personality. During warm-ups, he likes to squat on the ground and jump like a toad, so he is also called the Fire Cloud Evil God by domestic fans.

As for saying that he is the most hated person in football...

Of course, the 27-year-old Eboue is still the wronged child. He did not become the wronged child until he met his wife Aurelia at the age of 30.

In the future, Eboue, who has an annual income of 300 million pounds, makes too much money too quickly and is not well educated. His white wife Aurelia deliberately transfers all his assets, and then he is purged with a divorce complaint. When he left home, not only did all his assets disappear, but he also had to help Alleria repay the loan. Not only did he have to repay the loan, but he also couldn't see his three children.

The dignified Ivory Coast international has to squeeze into buses, sleep on the floor, hide from creditors, and even has to find a good friend to borrow money to pay back taxes...

Finally, he was so desperate that he committed suicide.

It's really worse than Bao forcing Xiao Fei.

Therefore, you must marry a virtuous wife.

When Eboue saw Gu Ran looking at him, he immediately raised his eyebrows at Gu Ran and made a face - completely without the airs of a football star or any hostility.

Gu Ran also smiled at Eboue.

Eboue is a complete social expert. Seeing Gu Ran's response, he took the initiative to come over and talk: "Chinese? Left-back?"

Gu Ran said shyly: "Yes."

Eboue said: "You are the one who slept with Crouch's model wife, right?"

shit...

Why do I have such a reputation in your eyes?
Gu Ran almost lost his temper, "That's not true!"

Eboue grinned and said: "You are quite popular recently. People like me who can't read newspapers know about you."

Gu Ran: ...

Eboue took the initiative to shake hands with Gu Ran, "I am the right back, we are facing each other, you have to be careful later."

Gu Ran held Eboue's hand and said sincerely: "You are... the one you have to be careful about, especially women."

I can only remind you this much, I can’t say more.

Eboue was puzzled, and just when he was about to talk in detail, the referee led both teams onto the field.

With the official debut of the two teams, the atmosphere at the Emirates Stadium was instantly heated!
The Ashburton Legion beat the drums and shouted wildly, and all the Arsenal fans clapped and cheered along with the Ashburton Legion's drums!
The entire Emirates Stadium was shocked!
You can imagine how stressful it is to play at this home court!

The blood in Gu Ran's body was inexplicably ignited, and he was more nervous and excited than in any game!
During the handshake ceremony, when Gu Ran walked up to little tiger Walcott and shook hands, Walcott proudly said: "You are Gu Ran, right? Coach Wenger will not buy you because I am in his team." The strongest man.”

Gu Ran squeezed Walcott's hand hard.

The muscles on Walcott's face suddenly twisted and deformed, and he struggled to pull his hand back.

Gu Ran said calmly: "Obviously, you are not."

Walcott:…

After the handshake ceremony between the two sides, the captains of the two teams came to the referee to choose sides.

Southampton's captain Davies guessed the coin correctly, giving Southampton the right to pick the side first.

Arsenal's temporary captain Koscielny got priority for Arsenal to kick off.

Davis chose the northern half, so Southampton attacked from the northern half to the southern half in the first half.

This is also one of the strategies decided in advance.

Arsenal's home team fans' stand is the South Stand. If Arsenal wins the north half in the first half, then every time Arsenal attacks/Southampton defends, Southampton will face tens of thousands of fanatical Arsenal fans. home pressure.

Arsenal's offensive in the first half was definitely very fierce, so letting Arsenal use the southern half as the defensive zone will more or less weaken Arsenal's home pressure.

Of course, Southampton will also face boos and interference from the fans in the South Stand when they attack in the first half, but Southampton's tactics in the first half are all-out defense and strangulation, so in theory it will have little impact.

Seeing Davis choose the northern half, Arsenal fans immediately booed wildly.

Because this means that Arsenal's offense in the first half, the Gunners fans can only see the backs of their own players.

The Southampton fans rejoiced - guessing the coin correctly and being the first to pick the side was considered a victory.

After the two parties determined the venue, they took photos and stood.

Southampton's position is 451, with high forward Gurley in front, Chamberlain as the left midfielder, Lambert as the central midfielder, and Schneiderlin as the right midfielder.

The two defensive midfielders are Dixon and Hammond.

The left back is Gu Ran, the center backs are Aaron Martin and Jaidi, and the right back is Richardson.

The goalkeeper is captain Davis.

Central defender Aaron Martin played in the two games that Gu Ran was absent. He is only 20 years old this year, 184cm tall and 78kg in weight. Although he is a little less experienced than Walton, he has high physical fitness and good confrontation. Strong enough.On the opposite side, Arsenal followed their usual 4231 formation. No. 52 was the Danish "confidence emperor", "the king of the women's toilets in North London", "Henry's coach", "I was punched in the face by Adebayor", "you guys" Bendtner, who doesn’t even know who I am, plays the center forward.

Yes, these long titles all belong to Bendtner alone.

In terms of personal ability, Bendtner is definitely a top-notch star.

Bendtner's jumping ability is stronger than Ronaldo's. At 193cm, his heading ability is definitely a world-class aerial dominance. He is physically strong and can hold the ball in the penalty area. He has strong impact, fast speed and good shooting skills. .

It’s just that this product...

Personality is too arrogant.

Not long after he came to Arsenal, Henry the Great was still there. Because Henry made a small mistake during training, he stood up and taught Henry how to play football.

Henry was stunned and the entire Arsenal team was stunned.

After Henry left, Bendtner had a fight with "Little Monster" Adebayor in the locker room, and was beaten black and blue by Adebayor.

Later, when Fabio left and Van Persie was elected as the new captain, Bendtner stood up again and dissatisfied with Van Persie, and was almost beaten by the Dutch again.

Later, when Bendtner was loaned to Juventus, he asked to wear the No. 10 jersey left by Del Piero as soon as he joined the team, which directly confused the senior management of Juventus.

He didn't stop outside the venue. When he went to a pizza restaurant to eat because he didn't bring cash, he actually asked the waiter: "You don't know who I am?"Not to mention eating some of your crappy pizzas, even buying your crappy pizza shop was a matter of minutes - and then I almost got beaten.

As for his nickname of "King of North London Toilet", it is because Arsenal has two cultural classes a week for young players. Bendtner disliked cultural classes so much that in order to skip classes, he ran into the club's women's toilet. He hid inside and frightened all the female Arsenal staff to the point where they dared not go to the toilet.

Overall, Bendtner is a cancer in the locker room.

Of course, coach Wenger is still very tolerant of Bendtner, after all, Bendtner's data is good enough.

And Wenger's only criterion for judging whether he can appear in the league and important games is data.

The statistics are strong enough. Even if Bendtner causes various troubles in the club, Wenger still maintains paternal tolerance towards him.

Arsenal's left forward in this game is the veteran "Tsar" Arshavin No. 23, the midfielder is Nasri No. 8 who "I only play for money", and the right winger is Southampton's former super genius "Little Tiger" 14 No. Walcott.

The defensive midfielder is No. 16 "Reaper" Ramsey, and the Gunner Prince, No. 19 Wilshere.

Ramsey is both offensive and defensive. As a defensive midfielder, he generally does not score goals, but as long as he scores a goal, the famous "Ramsey's Law" will be triggered: a celebrity must die within 24 hours after Ramsey scores a goal.

Therefore, Ramsey was ridiculed as the God of Death.

Wilshere entered Arsenal's youth training at the age of 9. Wenger placed great hopes on him and was defined by Arsenal as the core of the new generation of midfielders. He is an absolutely up-and-coming prince.

The left back is No. 22 "Little K" Klich, the center back is No. 20 "Admiral" Djurou and No. 6 "Grandma" Koscielny, and the right back is No. 27 Eboue.

The goalkeeper is No. 53 Polish goalkeeper "3C" Szczesny.

——Judging from Arsenal's starting lineup, Wenger is still relatively decent.

Robin van Persie, Fabregas, Song, Vermaelen, Rosicky and other big-name players all sat on the bench to watch the game.

The formations of the two teams are very similar, but Arsenal's midfielder is obviously more advanced, while Southampton's midfielder is deeper.

Gu Ran couldn't help but glance at Arsenal's right forward Walcott on the opposite line.

This game is also a head-to-head contest between this Southampton rising star and the former Southampton rising star!

Walcott's face was full of blood——

Gu Ran's blood was boiling too——

beep!
At 3 o'clock sharp, with the referee's loud whistle, Southampton's away game against Arsenal officially began!
The Arsenal fans at the scene shouted wildly.

Bendtner kicked the ball back with a powerful kick. After passing the ball to Nasri, Bendtner rushed towards Southampton's position like a chariot, attracting firepower.

Nasri dribbled the ball forward and ran forward quickly. Lambert and Gurley stepped forward to intercept and press at the same time.

Nasri immediately found a gap and passed the ball to Ramsey. Ramsey quickly handed the ball to Wilshere, who crossed forward and changed positions!

Arsenal's midfield and frontcourt advance extremely quickly!
Southampton's five midfielders hurriedly double-teamed Wilshere and Nasri.

But Southampton's five midfielders obviously cannot keep up with the passing rhythm of Wilshere and Nasri!
Arsenal's cross-running and passing in the frontcourt are very sharp and exquisite!
The Southampton team seemed particularly passive as soon as they came up!
In the first 6 seconds, Arsenal completed 4 passes, and the football was already passed to Southampton's 30-meter area!
This kind of coordination of passing and controlling is really pleasing to the eye!
Although Southampton's defensive players have done enough psychological preparation, Arsenal's efficient and fast-paced cooperation from the beginning still left them all at a loss and in a panic!
Wilshere continued to cooperate with Nasri and Ramsey in efficient passing and reception, and Southampton's formation shrank inward in panic.

The two wingers were instantly torn apart into two wide spaces——

Arsenal's wide players took the opportunity to sprint forward like crazy!
In just a few seconds, even left back Clichy and right back Eboue were almost crossing the center line!

Left winger Arshavin and right winger Walcott directly impacted Southampton's back line!

Arsenal's opening attack was picturesque!
Especially the little tiger Walcott, when facing Southampton, his old club that nurtured him, he seemed to work extremely hard, sprinting so fast that he was like an afterimage!Quite a bit like Henry!

Gu Ran immediately rushed to defend and blocked Walcott's breakthrough route one step ahead.

This is a head-to-head one-on-one between Southampton's former star of hope and today's star of hope!

All the Southampton fans at the scene stood up and cheered loudly for Gu Ran!

Walcott obviously didn't take Gu Ran seriously. Before Gu Ran rushed up to defend him, Walcott suddenly made an extremely flexible and agile change of direction and cut directly into the penalty area!
This cut inside is extremely fast, and his penetration awareness is definitely top-notch in the Premier League!
However, the next moment, Gu Ran and Walcott moved sideways simultaneously, completely blocking Walcott's inward path!
This is advance prediction and quick crab steps!

Walcott was shocked by Gu Ran's reaction speed!
Walcott calls himself "Little Henry" because when he came to Arsenal, he received Henry's guidance on speed. Walcott was very confident in his speed.

However, Gu Ran was able to follow his sudden change of lane and cut inside...

It must be fooled!

Walcott changes lines again——

Gu Ran didn't give him a second chance to escape, so he stuck directly to him and used all his strength to carry him with his shoulders!
Walcott had no roots and was knocked back several positions by Gu Ran, almost falling to the ground!
Walcott was dumbfounded!
Gu Ran was also a little confused!
The two of them exclaimed in unison: How could this happen?
Walcott had no idea that Gu Ran's seemingly thin body could have such a powerful impact.

And Gu Ran didn't expect that Walcott, who was known as the little tiger, actually... physical confrontation was just that.

Walcott's "Little Tiger" nickname is really just because he looks like the world's top golfer Tiger Woods.

Walcott's characteristics are that he is fast and has a good sense of smell in front of the goal, but his ball-holding and dribbling ability is average, and his physical confrontation is considered poor among Premier League players.

After all, Walcott is only 175cm tall and weighs only 64kg.

Walcott is following the path of a small and quick player. Generally, such a player will not confront the defender head-on, and under normal circumstances, the defender cannot catch up with him or stick to him.

As for Gu Ran, who is 184cm tall and weighs 73kg, his hardware is one level higher than Walcott's.

Gu Ran's strength attribute is 77, his strength attribute is 80, he also has reasonable collision +4, and strengthened position defense +3. With his skills fully activated, he is quite advantageous in confronting Premier League players who are not very strong. !
Gu Ran's eyes lit up immediately!
Well done!Then fuck it hard!

Gu Ran didn't wait for Walcott to react, and directly pressed forward again, using his body to force Walcott out of the danger zone.

Gu Ran kicked very hard and aggressively.

Walcott fought hard, but he felt like he was being pressed by a movable mountain and couldn't breathe!
...How could this seemingly thin Chinese be so strong?

There's no way Walcott can get away with it!

Arsenal's right-side attack was directly blocked by Gu Ran!

At the same time, Wilshere took the ball and crossed to the right in front of the penalty area——

Walcott is locked up, then look for Arshavin.

Arsenal's midfield and frontcourt react extremely quickly and attack from multiple points.

Southampton's midfield defenders tried their best to block Wilshere and others with their bodies, and quickly formed a choke formation.

However, before the five-man diamond strangle formation was tightened, Wilshere made a powerful diagonal pass and handed the ball to Tsar Arshavin who had already run out of space on the right end of the Southampton penalty area!
Coach Adkins, who was standing in the technical area on the sidelines, held his head anxiously——

Southampton's midfield strangle awareness is there, but the scene is too passive, and the strangle speed is too slow and too clumsy!

Such a strangulation is completely like a joke in the face of Arsenal's strength!
While Arshavin stopped the ball, Nasri had already broken through the midfielder defense and quickly cut inside!
Arshavin made a powerful short pass to break through Southampton's double-team on the right and passed the ball to Nasri.

Nasri then kicked the ball straight in front of the goal!
The coordination of passing and cutting flow was displayed like a textbook at this moment!
Arsenal's midfield players' continuous intersecting movements tore apart Southampton's fragile and chaotic defense!

This through ball was easily sent to the penalty area in the small penalty area!

Bendtner, who is 193cm tall and weighs 86kg, directly knocked away the inexperienced defensive center back Martin, shook off the pull of Jaidi who turned too slowly, sprinted with one step, stopped the ball with his long legs, then followed up with a step and started directly. Shoot!

This kick is extremely powerful!It makes no sense at all!Come up and do it!

The strings in Davis's heart were extremely tight, and he also predicted that Bendtner was going to attack directly. However, the kick was too domineering, the flight distance was short, and the ball speed was so fast that Davis had no time to save...

The football was shot into the net amidst the roars of the gun fans!

The referee blows his whistle, indicating that the goal is valid!

The score on the big screen at the Emirates Stadium immediately changed to Arsenal 1:0 Southampton!

This is a goal 22 seconds into the game!
Southampton fans were all stunned!It’s incredible in everyone’s eyes!
The Arsenal fans were ecstatic, cheering, jumping, waving flags and applauding wildly, led by the Ashburton Legion!
Arsenal's attack was as smooth and lethal as mercury pouring down the ground. In 22 seconds, there were a total of 14 passes, and none of them was useless!

Moreover, in addition to the goal, Arsenal's players are all sprinting!

This kind of offensive rhythm and the professional attitude of everyone sprinting are really explosive!
The Southampton team faced a big headwind right from the start!

This is also the fastest time Southampton has conceded a goal since pre-season.

What's even more frightening is that no one on the Southampton team made any obvious mistakes in this conceded goal - this is a real gap in strength!
After scoring, Bendtner arrogantly shouted at Davis in the face and celebrated on the goal line!
Nasri, Arshavin, Wilshere and others who participated in this beautiful fast break also ran up to hug Bendtner.

Davis' fists clenched in the goalkeeper's gloves.

Southampton's other defensive players also wanted to rush up and beat Bendtner...

(End of this chapter)