I just wanted to play football, but I became a Hollywood god

Chapter 333 Big news superimposed on big news!No online novel would dare to write like this!
Gu Ran was confused by the fanatical female fans!

After falling to the ground for a long time, the fanatical female fan was finally dragged away by stadium security.

"I touched it! Hahaha! I touched it!"

The female fans shouted intoxicatedly.

Lying in a trough...

Am I...dirty?
Gu Ran took a deep breath and turned red.

This was really the first time he had encountered such an emergency.

Who would have thought that just playing a ball on the field would turn out to be...

Seeing this benefit, Southampton's female fans all rushed to the fence one by one. The scene was a bit uncontrollable!
There are also some male fans who can't bear it anymore!

The DJ at the scene quickly called on the fans to calm down!
Southampton's security guards were all out in force, scrambling to pick female fans from the fence.

Coach Adkins also made an emergency substitution and took Gu Ran off the field protectively.

Gu Ran performed extremely well in just half an hour, leading the team to a comeback and causing massacre. However, for Gu Ran's safety, even if there were only 5 minutes left in the game, Coach Adkins did not dare to risk Gu Ran. Stay on the field.

When Gu Ran left the field, all Southampton fans stood up and cheered, giving Gu Ran thunderous applause.

Gu Ran also dazedly raised his hands and clapped repeatedly, repaying the fans' enthusiasm.

Not only Gu Ran was substituted, but Lallana, Lambert, Chamberlain, Schneiderlin, Walton, and even captain Davis were also substituted.

The next game is the last friendly match before the start of the new season. Southampton will go to the Emirates Stadium to challenge Arsenal away from home. That is the most important preseason game. Before the game against Arsenal, these important things Players must be protected and no accidents can occur.

The other players who were substituted gathered around Gu Ran with relaxed and happy faces, but Chamberlain looked depressed.

——Chamberlain summed up a rule: As long as Gu Ran is on the court, he can't touch the ball.

Not that kind of ball, a real ball.

Of course, he can't even touch that kind of ball...

Chamberlain couldn't help but clenched his fists hard: Walter Falk, this kid Gu Ran took advantage of him!
5 minutes of stoppage time in the second half.

There is no longer any suspense about the outcome of the game, and the game has entered garbage time.

Southampton fans sang the team song "Saints Marching On" and happily played in the stands.

St. Mary's Stadium is even more lively than the superstar's performance venue.

Finally, the referee blew the whistle to end the game.

The score on the big screen was also fixed at Southampton 4:1 Northampton.

Southampton won the derby with a shocking comeback, ending their two-game losing streak!

All Southampton fans cheer!What a dream game for them!
——So far, Southampton has played 5 pre-season games, with three wins, one draw and one loss!
This result is very good!
After the game, reporters from the news media rushed into the media hall of St. Mary's Stadium.

Different from the pre-game press conference, the number of news media reporters at that time could not even fill half of the seats in the hall, but now, the entire media hall is packed to the brim!

Media reporters from all over the country rushed in like sharks that smelled blood!

Everyone wants to witness with their own eyes the famous scene where Northampton coach Samps kisses a donkey's ass.

Because there were so many people, some rural-level tabloid reporters with low qualifications were directly turned away.

Of course, these tabloid reporters were not discouraged, and instead went to the stadium's detention room to interview the fanatical female fan who used the ball to challenge Gu Ran.

The reporter asked: "Miss, could you please tell me if you had any premeditation to rush onto the field and knock down Gu Ran?"

The fanatical female fan replied excitedly: "Oh! Yes! I did it! I have been waiting for this opportunity for a long time! I practiced rock climbing hard just to rush onto the court and hug my idol Gu Ran!"

The reporter asked again: "So, why did you take off your shirt?"

The fanatical female fan answered honestly: "Because I was afraid of not being able to make it in time, so I didn't take off my pants!"

"Huh? Isn't it to attract attention? Or is it because you want to express some kind of appeal?"

"No, no, no, it's really too late to take off your pants!"

The reporter asked again: "Uh... So, when you knocked Gu Ran down, did you communicate with him? For example, told him your name and what was your phone number?"

The fanatical female fan said excitedly: "Oh no, I was too excited about the situation at that time, but thank you for the reminder. I will definitely communicate with him next time."

The reporter reminded: "However, you may not be allowed to watch Gu Ran's game on site because you are disturbing the moral standards."

The fanatical female fan said excitedly: "It doesn't matter, I will find a way! Even if I go to jail for this! I don't care!"

The reporter asked: "Is it really worth it?"

The fanatical female fan said excitedly: "I tell you, my hand touched Gu Ran's dick! Hahaha! Do you think it was worth it? I will never wash my hands again!"

The reporter looked at the comparison between the fanatical female fans and couldn't help but exclaimed, "Congratulations, you will become an internet celebrity soon - I will sell this interview to The Sun!"

At the same time, in the bustling media hall——

Coach Adkins came to the stage early and took a seat with his face glowing red.

Coach Sample was coy for a long time, and finally walked into the media hall with a grimace.

The media reporters at the scene burst into excited cheers.

Before Coach Sample could sit down, Evelin took the microphone and couldn't wait to ask: "Coach Sample, we all know that you set a flag during the pre-game press conference. You said that if Gu Ran can play, , and if you can score goals, you can imitate Barkley and kiss the donkey’s butt. Are you ready?”

Coach Sample cleared his throat and said with a pale face: "Well...ahem, I was just joking. Why should everyone take it seriously?"

The reporters below were shouting:

"Sample! Be a man!"

"Kiss the donkey's ass! Kiss the donkey's ass!"

"Don't let us look down on you! You represent Northampton!"

"Sampus, if you dare to break your promise, we will use all our communication power to let the whole world know that you are a scoundrel who breaks your word!"

Coach Sample:…

Seeing that these reporters who specialize in big news would not let him go so easily, Coach Sample could only say helplessly:
"Okay, okay, I have to admit, I did make a mistake."

"I lost, completely lost."

"However, although I lost 4:1, I am still a little unconvinced, because our Northampton team's performance today was actually good. We did not lose to Southampton, we just lost to Gu Ran ——Gu Ran, you are really too strong."

"I see the shadow of many top players in Gu Ran. He should not be in League One, he should be in the Premier League. His presence in League One is simply a downgrade."

"Southampton are really lucky to get a player like Gu Ran."

"To be honest, I really envy Southampton. After all, if it weren't for Gu Ran, they would have lost to our Northampton. Their defensive counterattack was very immature, and their high pressure couldn't stop us. The short passing effect was effective, but all this changed qualitatively after Gu Ran came on the scene - any coach would be envious."

"In addition, I never believe that Gu Ran has an ankle injury, and I don't believe that Gu Ran played a closed game -"

Before Coach Sample finished speaking, Coach Adkins interrupted directly: "Coach Sample, it's pointless to say so much. Everyone wants to know if you dare to fulfill your promise."

"Yep!"

"Coach Sample! Don't talk so much! Kiss the donkey's ass! Kiss the donkey's ass!"

"We just want to see you kiss a donkey's ass!"

The reporters below raised their arms and shouted.

Even Northampton's own media shouted along.

It doesn’t matter which side you’re on, as long as there’s big news.

Coach Sample could only bite the bullet and said: "Of course I will keep my promise, but... Southampton Club shouldn't happen to have a donkey, right? I will only kiss the donkey's butt during the game press conference. I Refuse to kiss anyone else’s ass!”

The reporters all looked at Coach Adkins.

Coach Adkins smiled calmly and seasonedly, "I'm sorry...Coach Sample. What a coincidence, right? There happened to be a pregnant female donkey on the farm next to St. Mary's Stadium. In order to prevent Coach Sample from becoming... Being a man who doesn’t keep his word, I bought this female donkey with my own money.”

After speaking, Adkins waved to the backstage.

Two staff members walked in leading a female donkey with a bulging belly.

The female donkey was stumbling, her belly was twitching, and she was about to give birth.

The entire media hall is going to explode!
The reporters cheered excitedly and took photos.

This is a real donkey!

Coach Sample trembled all over, "Coach Adkins, it can't be like this... We are not really mortal enemies."

Coach Adkins smiled and said: "Coach Sample, you don't want to lose your reputation in front of the national media reporters."

"I……"

Coach Sample now just wants to slap himself hard, preferably back to the pre-game press conference.

While talking, the staff led the female donkey in front of Coach Sample and pointed the donkey's butt towards Coach Sample.

British donkeys are very big and covered with long hair.

Coach Sample looked at the donkey chrysanthemum the size of a sunflower and his whole body shivered.

Fakeme...

"Dear! dear! dear! dear!"

Journalists never take it too seriously to watch the fun!
Coach Sample gritted his teeth with shame and anger.

Isn't it just a kiss?What's the big deal!
Fight for fame!
Coach Sample quickly prepared himself mentally, pouted his lips and sent it——

The reporters couldn’t wait to move their cameras closer to take pictures of their faces!

The female donkey was frightened and screamed "ah ah ah", and then she exerted all her strength——

puff!

A little donkey was born from the sunflower!

Coach Sample is covered in... mosaics!The whole media hall smells like hell!
All the reporters present were almost crazy with excitement!
Big news is stacked on top of big news!Enough news for a whole year!
"Breaking Eyeballs: Northampton coach kisses a donkey, causing him to give birth to a calf!" 》

Mosaic in the Press Hall: What the Northampton coach and the donkey have to tell! 》

"A female donkey is kissed by a Northampton coach and gives birth to a baby: Is this a moral decline or a distortion of human nature?" 》

Such big news, let alone the headlines of sports newspapers, must also appear on the front pages of comprehensive newspapers such as The Guardian, The Times, and The Daily Telegraph!
In this wave, Gu Ran's popularity may not have increased much, but Sample's popularity has definitely exploded!

Sure enough, where there is Gu Ran, there must be big news!But this big news doesn’t necessarily fall on anyone’s head!

Coach Adkins laughed so hard that he almost couldn't stand upright. "Oh, Coach Sample, are you inducing labor too much? Otherwise, this little donkey should be called Sample, right?"

Coach Samples screamed, covered his face and ran away.

This time he was really embarrassed!

How could the reporters let go of the hot news so easily and chased after him one after another.

--Meanwhile, in the home team's locker room.

Gu Ran is undergoing post-match examination and post-match massage.

Although he knew that Gu Ran's injury had healed, the physical therapist Gregory was still cautious and gentle in his movements, for fear of hurting Gu Ran.

Gu Ran heard the noise outside and couldn't help but ask: "...Why is it so lively outside?"

"I don't know. I heard that... Coach Sample of Northampton gave birth to a donkey..."

shit...

What an operation! ?

Gu Ran was stunned.

No online novel would dare to write like this!Only the news media dare to write like this, right?
lights~
At this moment, a long-lost system prompt sounded in Gu Ran's mind:

"Congratulations to the host. Because the host has perfectly integrated the results of more than 100 hours of special training in the professional competition, the corresponding attribute points have grown."

The growth experience is here!

Gu Ran was so happy that he suppressed the idea of ​​running out to watch Coach Sample give birth.

Just listen to the system prompt announcement:

"Your physical attribute—balance, grows from 63 points to 64 points."

"Your technical attribute - free kick, has grown from 66 points to 67 points."

"Your technical attribute - ball control, has grown from 62 points to 63 points."

"Your mental attribute, creativity, has grown from 70 points to 71 points."

This time I gained 4 growth attributes again!
Three of them are shortcomings, and the "ball control" attribute and "creativity" attribute are shown for the first time.

The initial points for creativity are pretty good, but the initial points for the ball control attribute are just passing.

This kind of ball control foundation is barely tenable in English League One, but in the Premier League, it will become a disadvantage that is targeted.

Once the disadvantages are targeted, they will be magnified hundreds of times.

Fortunately, the new season starts with the English League One, and after the first half of the season, these shortcomings should be almost made up for.

You should also strengthen the training of stopping and controlling the ball. If you have rich talent points, you still need to improve your ball control attributes.

Gu Ran couldn't help but think again: The performance in this game was good. It stands to reason that there should be additional hidden rewards, right?
lights~
Sure enough, another system prompt sounded in my mind.

"In this professional game, the host scored 1 shot and 3 passes in the extremely priority playing time, completing the first assist hat trick in his career. He was evaluated by the system as an S-level performance, so the host will receive an additional skill upgrade. .”

"This skill is a skill that the host already has."

"This upgrade will be carried out by random lottery."

"The skills that are drawn will be directly increased by 3 points."

I'm coming!Hidden lottery!
Gu Ran secretly took a breath and secretly made a wish: As long as it is football-related skills, any skills are acceptable!

"Do you want to conduct a random draw now?"

Gu Ran immediately thought to himself: Kam Ang Beibi!
Immediately, a lottery disk was generated in Gu Ran's mind. Various acquired skills were closely arranged in the disk, and the lottery grid of the disk appeared densely packed.

Gu Ran concentrated his thoughts, and the light needle of the lottery disk started to rotate rapidly.

stop!
The light needle slowed down and stopped slowly.

"Congratulations to the host."

"The skills drawn in this system's hidden reward lottery are: hand-painted storyboard techniques."

"Your hand-drawn storyboard script has been increased from +3 to +6, effective immediately."

Gu Ran: ...

What the hell!

What the hell are you doing, system!

Give me this earlier!It was 2 times easier when I hand-drawn "Avengers 3"!

Now that I have finished hand-drawing "Avengers 2", the contract has been signed, and the O-girls have been sent away, why are you giving me this?
Are you not forcing me to hand-draw "Iron Man 3", "Thor 2", and "Captain America 2"?

But I don’t want to be a Hollywood hero!
I really just want to play football!

Why was it possible to draw football skills last time, but not this time?
Is it because I didn’t say “God bless, Amitabha, and Infinite Heavenly Lord” when I was drawing the lottery?

Is it so mystical?
Alas, this can only be verified next time...

Well, hand-drawing scripts is a side job, and the hand-drawing skill is +6, which is not a loss at all. It can really save a lot of time.

Gu Ran shook his head helplessly and could only accept his fate.

Gregory, who was massaging him next to him, quickly asked with concern: "Gu, what's wrong with you? Did I press too hard?"

"Oh, no..." Gu Ran said angrily: "Sampus actually gave birth to a donkey! This is simply a loss of morals and distortion of human nature!"

At this time, vice-captain Walton and several players hurried into the physical therapy room, "Hey, Gu! Let's go to the bar tonight to have fun! I was depressed for two games before, but today I came back and defeated my archenemy. It's worth celebrating!"

Before Gu Ran could answer, team doctor Mai Fu frowned and said, "Wharton! Don't you know that Gu Ran's injury has not healed? Gu Ran can't go!"

shit~
There are benefits to pretending to be injured!

Gu Ran immediately shrugged at Wharton regretfully, and said with a real sense of reality: "Sorry, teammate, I actually want to go, but my injury really doesn't allow it!"

Wharton blinked, "But... you are more fierce than anyone else on the court!"

Gu Ran sighed, "That's all pretending. In fact, I had several injections, no, more than a dozen injections to seal it. Now my pain has accumulated to 10 times. Ah! It hurts so much!"

Gu Ran covered his right ankle with an exaggerated expression.

Walton quickly said: "Oh! Gu, lie down and have a good rest! You are the most important player of our Southampton team now. In the next game, we will play against Arsenal, one of the top four teams in the Premier League. We really can't do it without you." ! You must not come to the bar for drinking! None of us can bear this responsibility!"

Gu Ran sighed and said, "I'm sorry, teammate!"

Wharton waved his hand, "It's okay, it's okay. You can recover well. We won't disturb you anymore. Let's go out and watch the fun first."

Gu Ran turned over and got up, "Let's go together!"

Wharton said in shock: "Isn't it ten times more painful for you?"

Gu Ran cleared his throat, "Looking at the excitement of our mortal enemy may relieve the pain..."

"Uh……"

By the time they ran out to watch the excitement, Northampton's coach Sample had already disappeared.

Only the mother donkey and her newborn calf were left, an orphan and a widowed mother, shivering in the crowd.

Moral decay! ! !
After Samps' farce ended, Coach Adkins gave the players a simple tactical summary lesson and asked everyone to take a good rest over the weekend to prepare for the friendly match against Arsenal next week.

After the team disbanded, Gu Ran drove to Hayden Manor for the banquet.

The owner of the manor, Sir Adelaide, was dressed in formal attire and stood at the gate of the manor early to greet Gu Ran.

Both sides of the gate were filled with male and female servants, showing great pomp and splendor.

Gu Ran is now not only Southampton's big star, but also the savior who saved the Adelaide Jazz's economy at a critical moment!

Marvel has signed a rental filming agreement with Haydn Manor. Haydn Manor received a large deposit in advance, which can just make up for Sir Adelaide's financial loophole.

Since the warehouse incident, Gu Ran has also regarded Sir Adelaide as a reliable friend.

Of course, if Gu Ran is asked to ride in a helicopter again, he must say to that pilot who loves to show off his skills: No!
After the two met, it was natural that they could not avoid some polite compliments.

Sir Adelaide said that Gu Ran was a rare genius, and Gu Ran said that Sir Adelaide was a role model for nobles.

Evelin wore a champagne-colored low-cut evening dress and stood elegantly behind her father. Her gentle and somewhat impatient eyes were filled with Gu Ran's figure.

At the luxurious dinner, Gu Ran didn't eat much and declined Adelaide's medicinal wine.

After all, the next game is against Arsenal.

Even if it is just a friendly match, Gu Ran attaches great importance to this opportunity to play against the fourth team in the Premier League.

Sir Adelaide naturally did not force it.

The atmosphere of the dinner was very harmonious. After the dinner, Sir Adelaide wisely found an excuse to leave.

As soon as Sir Adelaide left, the dignified and generous Evelin stopped hiding her arms and sat directly on Gu Ran's lap.

"Gu! I miss you so much! How is your foot injury? Watching your game today, I was really worried to death."

Gu Ran put his arm around Evelin's slim waist and smiled: "Didn't I tell you a long time ago that I am extremely talented. I was injured at the time, but the injury has long since healed."

Evelin said in disbelief: "How is this possible? Are you really not taking a blockade to destroy your future?"

Gu Ran smiled and said: "Of course not! If you don't believe it, I can show it to you."

With that said, Gu Ran was about to take off his shoes and show them.

Evelin quickly pressed Gu Ran's hand, "Don't, don't stay here."

Gu Ran said quickly: "Oh, yes, it is not appropriate to display it in the restaurant."

Evelin took Gu Ran's hand, "Let's go, I'll find a place for you, and you can show it off to me."

Eh? ? ?
Am I thinking too much?

I must be thinking too much.

Gu Ran swallowed subconsciously and followed Evelin out of the restaurant and into the woods...

(End of this chapter)