Warhammer: I am the Hammer of the Empire

Chapter 10 Dead Heads and Blood Axes
The camp had blue orc-face flags flying, heavy metal music, and an orc warlord in heavy armor lying on a statue seat big enough for five or six people, in a place where some human hero might have sat before.

The fart hair stylist stood behind the seat, holding all kinds of strange long-haired creatures in his hands. When those things were attached to the warlord's head, they would bite violently and turn into hair.

Other orcs...

"Pattapatta, Gragra, waaagh, Wuhu."

"We are the strongest, we are the biggest, and I am the happiest~"

They are having fun...

The warlord looked in the mirror and shouted. "Boy, let's make a big click!"

The thing called the big click is a heavy bolter often used by the Taiwan Star Forces, but it has been completely remodeled by the orcs at the moment. with.

Then you can see bullets of various calibers placed in the ammunition box like various nuts, and if you just take a handful and stuff them in, they will explode with black smoke.

This is in the empire, the bombs are all machine souls. You usually treat them very well, but all loyal machines are so bad-tempered in the hands of orcs.

The Mechanic Sect tried more than once to decipher where the magical mechanical abilities of the orcs came from, but in the end all they got was lumps of mushrooms and rotten meat.

The violent gunshots and the heavy metal beating by the farts echoed continuously on the ruins of the human empire, and the boys with blue things on their faces drove dirty blue cars and ran on the runway where the imperial machinery used to run.

The car dropped a lot of waste while driving, and there were a group of farts picking up garbage behind. The dead-headed orcs on the car looked at those farts, sneered and laughed, and poured them in again, the fermentation of that mouth Mushroom beer, or fungus beer, as for whether that thing has alcohol, no one knows.

Light green foaming liquid was sprinkled on the face of a well-dressed green-skinned kid during the hurricane. He was wearing goggles, and his body was covered in black and green clothes. He was completely different from those messy guys, and his scarlet eyes were only One was healthy, the other was blind and glowing a frightening white.

He was expressionless, and looked at those boys picking up the human army equipment by the side of the road with a bit of disgust, and they were chattering and discussing.

"I think, I'm thinking, the shrimp has so many light-emitting little clicks, I can tie them together to make big clicks, and the boss will definitely praise us!"

That kid is also an actionist, and after only a moment, he started to use the mechanical sect to watch the coma, and the star army watched the timid technology empty-handedly tie the energy units of the four laser guns together, and then pulled the trigger.

The sound of swishing beams became dense and terrifying, and the intense light melted the reinforced alloy walls used by the empire's former outposts into red iron juice.

"Wuhu, boss, look at my big click!"

The orc called, boss, rubbed his head. He was trying out various hair Squigs, and he felt that the cockscomb head was not beautiful enough, so he said to his hairstylist. "I'm looking for a hairstyle that's cool and beautiful, and can accentuate my green hair."

Then the fart hair stylist understood and tore off all the haircuts, revealing the big green bald head.

"Perfect!"

The boss sighed, saw the laser click again, and stretched out his hand to snatch it away. "Mine!"

The poor smart kid walked away with his head down, and when he tried to do the click again, he found that he would never splice again.

And the strangely dressed orc kid also walked up to the boss playing with the click with a straight face, and he yelled and cursed.

"Xiami's support is here, we haven't won Xiami's capital, but you are playing around with the boys?"

The dead head boss rubbed his ears, pulled out a ball of green mud, and rubbed it on the face of the yelling kid.

"Shut up, I know what you got from the blood axe, I know."

"But there are too many scouting sites for those shrimps, and you are just hired by me."

"You don't need to be more concerned than I am, blood ax bastard."

"I am the boss."

Blood Ax's bastard, also known as One Eye, is a Blood Ax Clan orc and a special war boy. He brought his kid here to make money from this bunch of trash, but it's not the first time he's seen this bunch of people who don't Disciplined guy defiles fighting chances.

He likes to play, especially with his dagger to slit Xiami's neck without knowing it, but war is more important.

The special war boy scolded the boss back. "I want to prove that the teeth you spent are worth the money. Now, I will get rid of the outpost on the south side of the human city."

The boss of the dead-skull orc spit out a long stream of hot air. He just chewed a battery of the laser gun in his mouth, and the force will not slow down for a while.

It was the fart hairstylist next to him who answered. "Boss means, you go and try."

The one-eyed member of the Bloodaxe clan felt a great insult. He called his special fighters and entered the forest. He wanted to prove that he was right.

They turned through the thick fern forests, and the machetes split the tangled leaves, but there was no sound.

But One Eye didn't realize at the moment that his special operator boy, the one behind his ass, suddenly drew his weapon and stabbed his torso with a dagger.

But One Eye has experienced many battles, he quickly turned around, took out a sharp, clean, unnotched and sharp dagger, and pressed it against the kid's dagger.

"What are you doing, Gan Luo!" One-eyed cursed.

The orc held a machete. "This dagger is mine, our trophy!"

"No, it's mine!" On the side of the one-eyed blade, the orc's throat was cut, but for an orc, such a wound would never be fatal.

Gan Luo clutched his throat and quickly surrendered.

One-eyed cursed and said. "On a planet with a sea, you should be killed by Xiami."

They continued to march silently, and on the road One Eye took extra care of his own dagger, a beautiful weapon with serrated, long blades.

Unlike other shrimp weapons, it doesn't have a roaring chainsaw or a big golden fist, but it is quiet, deadly, and very portable.

It is the weapon of the human shrimp from Catachan, and it is also the favorite trophy of One Eye. They are good opponents, not as weak as those other shrimps, and they are good at hiding themselves. Soon, he crawled out of the memory and submerged his body again. forest.

This is his favorite thing, because Cyclops has always felt that Brother Mao's favorite tactic is to hide, otherwise how could the green skin have green, this is the color of hiding!
A group of orcs slowly moved forward, there were only 4-5 of them, but they used bombs, individual blasters, or something called Rumble, he didn't know what to call it anyway.

One-eyed peeled away the forest, far away, in the distance of the forest is a two-story imperial outpost filled with wire fences, trenches, and heavy clicks, with big numbers written on the stand.

3 number.

　The sacred heavy-bomber machine gun team was ruined by the orc kid?I always feel that lustful!

　　
　
(End of this chapter)