chewing dragon

Chapter 126 Silly goods
Upon hearing this, Qian Xiaoren immediately responded loudly: "Auntie, Xiao Jiu is here!"

All the eyes of the courtyard came to him immediately, but Qian Xiaoren didn't seem to realize it, and jumped into the courtyard without hesitation, and respectfully saluted Grandma Jiao who was sitting in front of the hall.

"Come forward!"

Jiao Po beckoned to Qian Xiaoren, who was under the steps, then turned her head and smiled at Young Master Yuan, "This child is the grandson of my own sister, and he drew the pattern used for casting money in the mansion this time, and he also made the ancestral money himself." Casting. After casting the money, those few ancestral coins have already developed a charm, and I have promised to give them all to him to fill his pockets and make him look good. If you want it too, he has to nod."

Young Master Yuan's eyes flickered, and he naturally knew that Jiao Po called a child with a foreign surname to come out on this occasion, and said such words, definitely not for the sake of a few ancestral coins.

He took a deep look at Qian Xiaoren who was approaching, and suddenly smiled and said, "Nephew draws a pattern to make money, the sincerity of this birthday gift compares to me!"

"I see that your blessings are profound, and there are signs of prosperity, so I also want to get a taste of the vigor of a young man like you. I don't know if you can give me a piece of Fushouzu money, and Yuan will definitely be rewarded!"

As soon as he heard this, he knew that he had just found an excuse, but the young master of the majestic Dajiangshui Mansion was able to open this golden mouth, and immediately gave Qian Xiaoren the illusion that he was being roasted on the fire.

He didn't like to be surprised, and hurriedly saluted and responded: "Thanks to the young master who thinks highly of it, how can my nephew not do it! However, it is right to respect the elders, and the young master will give you a generous gift, and my nephew will never dare to accept it!"

After all, Qian Xiaoren couldn't help but peek at Jiao Po, with deep doubts in his eyes.

Jiao Po didn't seem to hear or see, but she just asked with a kind smile, "Xiao Jiu, are your bags ready? When will you leave for the capital?"

Hearing this, Qian Xiaoren had no choice but to suppress his doubts, and replied: "It's all ready, the inner palace is pressing hard, Xiao Jiu has to leave tomorrow."

"Well, let them have a drink here later, and you call Brother Lang, and come with me to the back, I still have a few words to tell you."

After finishing speaking, Po Jiao put the jade box in her sleeve into her sleeve, and then nodded to the steward below.

The steward immediately shouted loudly: "Let's have a banquet!"

The sound of drums followed, and the guests gathered in the atrium knew that the birthday banquet was about to start, and they all turned around to return to their seats. For a while, they chatted and laughed with friends and companions, which seemed quite lively.

Qi Jingzhi didn't have any acquaintances around him, and he was so weird, and no outsider was willing to get close to him. Even though there was a lot of people around him, he seemed to be alone, and he couldn't help but miss Grandpa in his heart.

"No wonder the sages have said that if you don't travel far, you must travel well. With Liu Muzhi's help, Grandpa must have received that letter and know where I am going, so he won't be too worried. Well, this time After returning the red gold knife, we still have to go home as soon as possible."

As he thought about it, he saw a group of sturdy servants of the Jiao family coming in from the gate of the atrium, each in groups of two carrying a bluestone trough.

They were followed by a company of servants, each carrying a large jar in his arms.

The servants walked carefully to the Feilei cart parked in the courtyard, and placed five heavy food troughs in front of the five Tengwu dragon horses driving the cart.

Immediately, all the large jars were opened, and the golden wine inside and the ginseng soaked in it were poured into the trough, and the aroma of wine and medicine overflowed.

When the servants retreated, the five proud dragon horses lowered their necks and rolled their tongues towards the wine in the trough.

However, one of them was in vain. It was taken aback for a moment, then took a closer look, and saw that the liquor in the trough in front of it was decreasing rapidly. A large tooth mark was left in the gap.

The dragon horse was furious immediately, and kicked out its hooves that can produce smoke and tread clouds, and kicked the bluestone trough in front of it completely rolling out on the spot.

This scene naturally attracted the attention of many people, Yuan Shaojun frowned even more, and shot his stern eyes over.

I saw the bluestone trough rolled a few times in the courtyard, and suddenly turned into a short and fat man wearing a green scarf and a green cloth robe.

The short fat man lay on the ground for a long while before he slowly got up, his robe was full of wine stains and dust, looking very sloppy.

It looked around in a daze, and then walked towards the main hall. It seemed to be extremely difficult to raise its legs, and its steps were extremely slow, and it looked quite heavy.

Seeing this, Yuan Shaojun frowned even tighter, and turned to look at Po Jiao Jiao: "Mother, is this a ghost born in the Jiao family? Why are you so ignorant of the rules?"

"I've never seen such a monster before."

Po Jiao shook her head, then turned to look at the steward under the steps, but saw that the other party also shook her head.

"So it came from outside?"

Yuan Shaojun was furious, he dodged in front of Jiao Po, and said in a cold voice: "Things that don't know how to die, dare to sneak in and disturb the birthday banquet!"

While yelling at him, he raised his right hand and scratched the short fat man in the blue scarf and cloth robe.

Hearing several crackling sounds, it seemed as though rocks were cracking in the yard. The short fat man paused, without even making a scream, and instantly changed back to the bluestone trough before, and immediately fell apart, shattering into pieces. There are stones on the ground, and there is no flesh and blood or internal organs in them.

From the dragon colt kicking the food trough into the air, the food trough turned into a human form, and then Yuan Shaojun's angry shot, smashing the short fat man into rubble from the air, all of this happened in an extreme time, which made the guests who had not returned Quite dizzying feeling.

Especially during this process, Yuan Shaojun just asked a few simple questions, and after knowing that the short and fat man was not the child of the Jiao family, he attacked brazenly, without giving the other party a chance to speak at all.

This can be seen from the cruel and domineering temperament of this Dajiang Shaojun, and the ruthless and decisive shots.

After a brief silence, the courtyard was full of discussions.Qi Jingzhi's hearing is excellent, and he heard many insiders begin to whisper about the incident of Yuan Shaojun's angry attack on Mount Wu more than [-] years ago, which affected the lives of several counties, and there was a lot of awe in his words.

After a few breaths, seeing that there was no movement in the gravel that the short fat man had turned into, the steward of the Jiao Mansion, who was standing at the bottom of the steps, stepped forward to check.

But before he could get close, there was another human figure manifested in the remaining four bluestone troughs, slowly getting up from the ground, still wearing a green scarf and cloth robe, short and wide, no matter the shape or appearance, it was completely different from the human figure. The dumpy man from before is generally the same.

A trough full of wine dripped down, pouring the second short and fat man thoroughly, and the aroma of wine and medicine overflowed.

It wiped its face, and it was still the same as when it first appeared, its eyes were full of confusion, and it was still looking around, trying to find it.

When it saw the pile of rubble, its face was filled with joy, and it immediately walked towards the pile of rubble, still walking slowly and like a turtle crawling like before.

On the stone steps, the anger on Yuan Shaojun's face gradually disappeared, but his eyes were a little more gloomy.

This time, He seemed to be a little more patient. He waited until the second short and fat man walked slowly to the pile of rubble, and then raised his hand to grab it. Immediately, there was another series of violent explosions of rocks breaking in the courtyard. ring.

This time, Humpty Humpty still couldn't even utter a pitiful scream, and he still shattered to the ground neatly, and just looking at the stone chips splashing everywhere and the stone powder flying all over the sky, he could tell that it was more thoroughly shattered than the first time. .

This time, the atrium was eerily quiet.

Including Yuan Shaojun, everyone's eyes turned to the remaining three bluestone troughs in unison.

Still after counting breaths, the opponent really lived up to expectations, the three bluestone troughs flashed together and turned into human forms at the same time.

The three short and fat men carved out of the same mold looked at each other, then slowly swayed their bodies and looked around, and soon found a pile of rubble.

They didn't hesitate, and immediately rushed towards the rubble pile, but their bodies were heavy and their movements were clumsy, making it even more difficult for them to move forward than the previous two.

After a long time, the three short fat men each left a series of wet footprints exuding the smell of wine and medicine behind them, and walked to the rubble pile almost in no particular order.

At this time, looking at Yuan Shaojun again, there was no expression on his face, he just watched quietly, his eyes were like a deep pool.

The three short and fat men didn't care about the gazes cast from all directions, and stood in a circle around the rubble pile, and then stretched out their six arms and began to dig up the rubble with great effort.

Everyone watched from a distance, and soon saw some ways.These three short and fat men who don't seem to have a bright mind are probably digging and rummaging for something.

Sure enough, not long after, one of the short and fat men pushed aside a few pieces of gravel, and found a big red greeting card from underneath.

It straightened up, raised the greeting card to its eyes with both hands, and grinned silently, with a very bright smile.

The other two short and fat men finally came to their senses, stopped their movements together, then got up each, and stretched out their hands to grab the congratulatory post.

The next moment, the big red greeting card was grabbed by six fat hands, and it was torn to pieces without any accident.

Until this moment, the expressionless Yuan Shaojun finally made a third strike, still grabbing lightly from the air.

Only this time, the spiritual energy between the heaven and the earth suddenly changed faintly, and the spiritual pressure over the atrium suddenly increased, which brought great pressure on Qi Jingzhi's eyebrows and spiritual acupoints.

He held his breath and focused, his pupils clearly reflected Yuan Shaojun's grasp, and he suddenly thought of the boat ghost's dragon claw on the first floor of Caojiang's painting boat.

The next moment, the heavy bodies of the three short and fat men huddled together, and then they all flew up together, kicking wildly in midair with their six thick and short legs.

Yuan Shaojun sneered, and slowly tightened the five fingers of his right hand inward.

Immediately, huge fingerprints appeared on the green robes and even the surface of the bodies of the short fat men, and the blue stone powder fell down.

However, what was extremely strange was that the three short and fat men were tortured, and apart from doubts, there was no trace of pain or fear on their faces.

What's more, they seemed to feel that they were too close to each other and the space was too crowded, so they started to push each other with fists clenched into red paper, and beat each other's head and face in vain, bang bang It was a joy to hit it with a bang.

At this moment, not only Yuan Shaojun, but also all the onlookers have realized that these short and fat people are really stupid and weird.

For a while, everyone's eyes were no longer on these three idiots, and they all turned their heads to look at the one on the steps. After all, they were clearly not afraid of death, so Yuan Shaojun made repeated attacks before and at this moment, and wanted to fear death with death. No matter how you look at it, it looks embarrassing.

Naturally, the majestic Young Master of Dajiangshui Mansion couldn't let people see the joke, so he immediately let go of his right hand without hesitation, and at the same time let out a soft scold, and a red streamer flew out of his left sleeve.

The three short and fat men suddenly lost their restraints, and their heavy bodies plummeted downwards, but before they landed, the red streamer whizzed past them at a speed that was hard to distinguish with the naked eye.

In the next moment, the six arms suddenly separated from the body.

The red streamer circled around again, and the six palms immediately snapped off at the wrist, and flew to Yuan Shaojun on their own, holding the corner of the big red greeting card tightly in their palms.

Immediately afterwards, the red streamer shot out, shuttled and bounced between these palms with wonderful dexterity, and cut off all the fingers in the blink of an eye.

Yuan Shaojun snorted coldly, swung his left sleeve forward, and took back the red streamer that no one could see clearly. Then he made a move with his right hand, and the unbound red piece of paper immediately flew to his chest. In front of him, he continued to piece together and reorganize.

It was only at this moment that the arms, palms and fingers of the short fat people seemed to react, and suddenly lost the luster of flesh and blood, and turned back to the original cold and hard bluestone, smashing to the ground one after another.

As for the three short and fat men who lost their arms, they fell to the ground in one step earlier. At this time, the light in their eyes suddenly disappeared, and dense cracks appeared on their bodies, and then they shattered and disintegrated on their own, turning into dust on the ground. , even the larger fine broken stones could not be found.

From this point of view, Yuan Shaojun's last grab was far from being as simple as it seemed.

So far, Yuan Shaojun has finished his action.

His shot this time can be called lightning and flint, rabbit ups and downs, but he can show every step clearly, and even has a kind of extreme beauty of ease, delicacy and elegance, which makes many people's eyelids twitch.

Because anyone can see and guess that there must be extraordinary cruelty and killing behind this extreme beauty.

Not long after, the big red greeting card was assembled by Yuan Shaojun.

He glanced at it briefly, and a sneer appeared on his face: "God of Daishan? The god of Mao, who has just been conferred, dares to make such a big deal, not only sent a greeting card, but also chose such a fool to send it, not only Shan Shan Arriving late, and eating the guts of a leopard, dare to disturb the birthday banquet, you really don't know what to do!"

Hearing this, the guests in the courtyard were in an uproar again. They just came to celebrate a birthday and have a banquet, but they actually witnessed the battle between the two gods of Shanshui with their own eyes?Also, was Shaojun Ojiang's remark about life and death just now, did he scold the fat man who delivered the letter or the God of Mount Dai?

Qi Jingzhi was also stunned, not because the three-eyed stone puppet seemed to have successfully become a marquis, but because the servants he sent were really speechless.

That short fat man can't speak human words, that's all, he has such a silly and weird temperament, not only annoyed the young master of Dajiangshui Mansion, hated the Chaozhou Jiao family, and caused disasters for his own gods, even he was beheaded.

Thinking of this, Qi Jingzhi couldn't help shaking his head, and sighed softly: "It's not easy to transform into an elf, once the body dies and the Tao disappears, what's the trouble!"

Just as he finished speaking, a familiar yet unfamiliar voice suddenly sounded behind him: "Don't be fooled by that idiot, it is alive and well!"

(End of this chapter)