Dad: I will farm and raise children after quitting the circle

There was a cheerful laughter in the temple.

"This kid is really interesting!" Someone said to Chen Ping with a smile.

Chen Ping said a few words of humility, but in her heart she was thinking where did she go? She was already very restrained if she didn't play the role of a Taoist.

Thinking like this, I couldn't help but look at Guaiguai more. When I saw Su Xiaoting pulling her out to watch the firecrackers, I felt relieved.

Guaiguai's mind at this moment was no longer on the red envelope of gods and bodhisattvas. He was completely attracted by the scene in front of him and couldn't move his eyes away.

Under the eaves of the temple house, a man about the same age as her father held a volley cannon in one hand, and a lighter in the other hand to light it. After lighting it, he did not throw it out immediately, but held it in his hand until the cannon went off halfway. Then he threw it away casually.

Obediently hiding behind Su Xiaoting, she was dumbfounded. Can firecrackers be played like this?
Normally, she has only seen rolls of firecrackers. When setting off firecrackers, they must be spread out, put on the ground, or hung up. The adults will light the firecrackers and run away immediately.This is the first time I have seen firecrackers like this, and it is also the first time I have seen firecrackers go off while someone is still holding them.

Isn't he afraid that his hands will be sore from being bombed?
Guaiguai has never been afraid of strangers. With this question in mind, she asked the man.

The man didn't expect that a child would ask him like this. He was stunned for a moment, then shook his head and said with a smile that he wasn't afraid.

"Then you are really awesome!" Guaiguai's big, clear and bright eyes showed admiration.

The corners of the man's mouth were curved harder than an AK47, and there was a sense of pride in his brows. Hey, how could he be admired and praised by this little baby? He felt so happy in his heart.

At this time, Su Qingchi also came out with firecrackers, and his eyes lit up, "Second uncle, do you dare to hold the crackling firecrackers?"

"What the hell?" Su Qingchi didn't respond.

He scratched his head obediently and said, "Just light up the cannon, it will crackle, and you still have it in your hand!"

"..." Su Qingchi lowered his head and looked at the plate of [-] firecrackers in his hand, then looked at Guaiguai's expectant expression, and shook his head to express that he couldn't do it.

"Second uncle, aren't you very powerful?" The obedient little eyes immediately turned to contempt.

Su Qingchi handed the firecrackers to Guaiguai and said, "You are so powerful, come here!"

Obediently smiled and hid behind Su Xiaoting again. Are you kidding? This plate of firecrackers is bigger than her head. She can't do that!

"If you can do it, go ahead. If you can't do it, stop beeping." Su Qingchi pouted, walked to the open space outside, spread out firecrackers, and lit them.

Obediently covered his ears and revealed one eye from behind Su Xiaoting. He looked at the firelight flickering in the thick smoke and grinned.

When Su Meng and Su Qingyang also came out to set off firecrackers, she asked them the same question again, and received the same rejection. However, Su Qingyang said one more thing. After burning the paper and returning home, he would take a volley of firecrackers. Put it in your hand and show it to Guaiguai.

While being happy, I didn't forget to glance at Su Qingchi sideways and said loudly: "Fourth uncle, you are so awesome!"

Even better than my second uncle!

Su Qingchi rolled his eyes. This little heartless person really gave her a gift for nothing. He was crossing the river to draw a stick!
After he left the temple house and was far away, he said to Guaiguai: "Didn't you say that you are good friends with the gods? Then let the gods bless me to be bolder and more powerful, so that I can hold firecrackers and set them off." You read."

He lay obediently in Su Qinghe's arms, tilted his head and blinked his eyes, "Okay, but you have to give me a dollar!"

Su Qingchi: "Why do you want more money?"

Guaiguai: "I gave the gods a dollar to help me get rich. Second uncle, if you want the gods to bless you even more powerfully, then you have to give me money too."

Good guy, you understand the ways of the world.Su Qingchi asked again: "Then why do I give the money to you instead of me giving it directly to the gods?"

"Because I am good friends with the gods, but you are not good friends with the gods!" Guaiguai said so confidently.

Su Qingchi: "Why am I not a good friend of the gods? I have worshiped the gods many more times than you!"

Guaiguai argued loudly: "You don't have one, I am the only good friend of the gods!"

"Yes, you are a good friend of gods!" Chen Ping agreed with a smile, and then added, "What's the point of worshiping gods so much? I haven't seen you ever say that you make friends with gods. I'm already so old. , this is the first time I heard someone talk about making friends with gods here."

Guaiguai was overjoyed and turned to Chen Ping and said, "Second mother-in-law, I will ask the gods to bless you with good health!"

"Okay, okay!" Chen Ping covered her mouth with her hands to prevent others from seeing her showing her molars in joy.

"As for me, my dear, will you let the gods bless me?" Su Qingyang also came to join in the fun.

"Okay, but you have to give me a dollar!"

"..." Su Qingyang's eyes suddenly turned resentful, "I can see that this is how you got rich when you said the gods would bless you."

"It doesn't matter!" Guaiguai denied angrily. She asked the gods and bodhisattvas to protect her from making a big fortune, not such a small fortune.

……

After worshiping God, Su Qinghe thought that she would go without bringing the New Year's paper for the second day of the Lunar New Year. This time, she kept talking and asked all kinds of strange questions. Several adults took turns to deal with them. I almost couldn't resist.

No, everyone has returned home, but her heart is still at the Feng Shui tree worship point. She pesters the old lady and asks why she wants to worship a tree, and then says that the tree is really big. She opens her hands. I can't even hold him in my arms.

She has a small mouth, but she still has the nerve to say that the old lady is long-winded, but she is much more long-winded.

Su Qinghe thought she was noisy, so he invited Su Qingchi to post Spring Festival couplets together after sitting there for a long time. Guaiguai was more interested in climbing the ladder, so he leaned over and was driven away by Su Qinghe.

Guaiguai puffed her mouth in anger, thought for a while, and ran into the room with heavy footsteps. She saw Duoduo lying on the bed practicing yoga, with her little feet stuffed into her mouth, and she slapped Duoduo's little butt.

Immediately happy.

"Mom, my brother is eating his feet!" She said she was the first to complain.

"He can just eat what he wants. Why are you beating him?" Bai Zhi put down her phone depressedly and looked at Guaiguai, who suddenly had a flash of inspiration, "My darling, come help mom grab the red envelope and see if the gods really bless you to make a fortune!"

Several of her groups were giving out lucky red envelopes, and she had grabbed quite a few of them. Even if she didn't grab the lucky one, she couldn't always be at the bottom.What's even more irritating is that she grabbed two red envelopes from her best friend group. Others gave them tens or hundreds of dollars, but she didn't even get a dime in total.

She was so depressed that she almost vomited blood.

When Guaiguai heard that they were grabbing red envelopes, he immediately became excited and hurried over. However, after waiting for a while and no new red envelopes were found, Guaiguai suggested: "Mom, please send one, and I will help you grab many more!"

I asked you to grab red envelopes for me, not to ask me to hand out red envelopes!
Bai Zhi had a black hair. There were two types of people she despised the most. One was those who used cheating devices to grab red envelopes instantly, and the other was those who were lucky enough to grab red envelopes themselves. She definitely couldn't do something she hated, so she thought of it. To the resentful best friend who doesn’t regard money as money, “I’ll call your godmother and ask her to send a red envelope in the group.”

Guaiguai was stunned for a moment, then laughed out loud, my dear godmother really made a careless friend.